Martial Arts: Immortality Begins from The Deer and the Cauldron

Chapter 1358

Among this group of people, Sun Wukong and Sha Monk were too ugly and hairy, so their monk features were not obvious.

But Tang Sanzang was different. Anyone with this shiny bald head would know who he was as long as he didn't look at him. Once he entered the country, he would definitely be arrested by the officials.

Tang Sanzang immediately shuddered. Destroy France? Specialize in killing monks? With this outfit, once he enters the country, he will definitely finish it.

"Old man, are you telling the truth?" Tang Sanzang asked in shock.

Guanyin stared at him coldly and said slowly, "If you don't believe it, you can go and try it, just in time to make up the number for the king."

Tang Sanzang shivered and almost fell off his horse. He was frightened by Guanyin's words.

Tang Sanzang thought for a while and then asked, "Since we can't go there to destroy France, maybe we can spare the way?"

Anyway, this is not the first time he has taken a detour. He has always taken a detour around the Flame Mountain.

Guanyin was stunned for a moment, then shook her head decisively and said: "The vastness of France is so vast that it is the only way to go west. How can we get around it?"

"Then what if we have to go around?" Tang Sanzang narrowed his eyes.

He felt that something was very wrong with the old woman in front of him. How could a normal person and his two ugly apprentices be so calm? Could it be that some god from the sky came down to earth to trick him?
  You know, this isn't the first time.

"Fat monk, you can give it a try." Seeing how stubborn Tang Sanzang was, Guanyin was stunned for a moment and sneered.

She came here to get vaccinated, not to let you go around? If you really go around, how will Tathagata explain it to you?
  "Old woman, this poor monk has tolerated you for a long time." Sensing the contempt in the other party's tone, Tang Sanzang became angry.

Just forget about the fat monk, you are not done yet? Do you really think he is a soft persimmon that can be manipulated? Tang Sanzang was a man who even beat a Bodhisattva!
  "The whole body is greasy, the face is vulgar, and fat is fat. Why? Why don't you let people talk about it?" Guanyin said calmly.

"Old woman! Stop pretending here, tell me, who are you?" Tang Sanzang said angrily.

"What did you say?" Guanyin's face suddenly turned cold, and the surrounding air became icy cold, as if it had dropped by more than ten degrees.

"Old woman, go home and look in the mirror. You are so ugly! You dare to come out and scare people!" Tang Sanzang rolled up his sleeves and said with an arrogant look.

Qin Ran was stunned and looked at Tang Sanzang with a shocked expression. He was indeed a master at seeking death. He dared to point at Guanyin's nose and scold him. Who gave you the courage?
  "Open your mouth!" Guanyin said coldly. "presumptuous!"

The dragon girl next to her had a face as cold as ice and slapped her across the void.

With a scream, Tang Sanzang and his horse were thrown away.

A man and a horse fell straight into the willow forest in the distance.

Is this the legendary man who turned his back on his horse?
  Qin Ran and Sun Wukong were so shocked that they even threw their horses away. The next year’s meeting will be limited.

Sha Monk flew over and pulled out Tang Sanzang and his horse.

Bai Longma had a look of resentment on his face. Damn it, he had spent eight lifetimes in the blood mist following this weakling Tang Sanzang. He had no part in eating meat, but he had to take him with him when he was beaten.

"Scared! Scared!"

Tang Sanzang spat out the yellow mud in his mouth, his face was mostly swollen from being slapped, blood dripped from the corners of his mouth, and after screaming twice, he went completely berserk.

"This yellow-faced woman is not a human being. Mr. Qin, Wukong, give me a slap!"

Kieran put a hand on his forehead, feeling that this guy was hopeless.

After beating the Bodhisattva of Mahasthamaprapta, he was completely distracted. Now he can no longer recognize who he is. In the final analysis, he was the one who harmed him.

"Huh, damn monk, it's all up to you!" The dragon girl laughed angrily.

She has never seen such a weird thing since she became enlightened, and she dared to shout like this in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

She had already withheld her hand just now. If it weren't for this or the sake of the person who wanted to learn the scriptures, she would have slapped him to death.

"Young lady, you are still being stubborn! Mr. Qin, immobilize them all and beat them back to their original form. The poor monk will do it himself." Tang Sanzang cursed.

He was already very sure that these two people were not good birds. If you speak so arrogantly and belittle him again and again, then don't blame him for being rude.

Tang Sanzang rolled up his sleeves and was about to step forward, but suddenly he felt something was wrong.

Qin Ran and Sun Wukong didn't move at all, but looked at him with strange expressions. The next moment, a giant slap came down.

Tang Sanzang was knocked to the ground. Dragon Girl's body was as fast as the wind, her legs were like raindrops, and Tang Sanzang kicked her in the face.

Heart-rending screams rang out from the audience, "Ah! Female Bodhisattva, don't slap me in the face!"

The dragon girl's pretty face was as cold as ice, and she still felt angry. She used the magic formula, and the magic power condensed into a long white whip, and she whipped it hard.

"Female Bodhisattva, have mercy on me, this poor monk doesn't dare to do it anymore!" Tang Sanzang held his head in his hands and screamed with tears streaming down his face, which was in stark contrast to his arrogant posture just now.

Kieran, Sun Wukong, and Sha Monk all covered their faces silently, feeling a little ashamed.

"Amitabha, Tang Sanzang, do you know your sins?" Avalokitesvara's holy figure appeared in the sky and said coldly.

Tang Sanzang's head banged and his face turned pale. No wonder when he called the old woman just now, Qin Ran looked at him with strange eyes. It turned out that she was Guanyin Bodhisattva!
  This bitch is extremely sinister. She is ruthless and doesn't say much. If she is caught, she will be punished to death. He has been taught a lot of lessons before. You can imagine the tragic ending that follows. Even if you don't die, you will have to shed your skin.

Tang Sanzang wanted to cry but had no tears. It was too dangerous outside and he wanted to go home.

"Bodhisattva, please spare my life. I realize my sin and will never dare to do it again!"

"Tang Sanzang, do I look very old?" Guanyin Bodhisattva asked coldly.

"No, no, the Bodhisattva is not only immortal, but also as beautiful as a flower. He can conquer a country or a city. The autumn water is his god and the ice jade is his bones. He is as beautiful as a goddess." Tang Sanzang said flatteringly, with a nosebleed.

"Okay, you actually dare to blaspheme against the Bodhisattva and slap your mouth." Guanyin Bodhisattva said calmly.

The dragon girl raised her jade hand and slapped her with a few more big-eared slaps.

"No! Bodhisattva, this disciple didn't mean that." Tang Sanzang defended himself with tears flying after being beaten.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's pretty face was cold and she said in a cold voice, "Does that mean I'm ugly? Go ahead and hit me!"

The dragon girl manipulated the white whip made of mana and whipped it hard again.

Tang Sanzang was rolling on the ground in pain, scolding his mother in his heart. Damn, he was sincerely praising her, but this scheming motherfucker was deliberately trying to tease him.

Qin Ran gasped at the sight, she was indeed a sinister lady, her methods were simple and crude. This unreasonable method is the same as many little sisters.

"Tang Sanzang, you already know the situation of destroying France. I hope you can take care of yourself." After a violent beating, Guanyin took the dragon girl and walked away.

Tang Sanzang was beaten into a pig's head, with tears streaming down his face. He lay on the ground and groaned. Witnessing all kinds of tragic scenes, Sun Wukong and Sha Monk were heartbroken for a while.

"Master, are you okay?"

"What do you think?"

Tang San said angrily, "Damn, you can't be expected to cheat your apprentice. When your master was beaten violently, what did you two do? Especially Wu Jing, this fool, it seems that he was still holding back his laughter just now." , do you really think he didn’t see it?
  Don’t expect me to take you with me when you visit a brothel in the future.
  "Master Qin, why didn't you tell this poor monk?" Tang Sanzang said with a look of resentment.

"You were so arrogant just now, who could stop you? Qin Ran said speechlessly.

Tang Sanzang was speechless for a while. He was indeed seeking his own death just now, but at least he could give him a signal. You have to know that the other party is Guanyin Bodhisattva. Even if you give him ten courages, he wouldn't dare to be so arrogant?
  These gods and bodhisattvas know how to pretend to be gods and ghosts all day long.

"Master, you will gain wisdom after every experience, and you will gain more experience in the future." Sun Wukong said with a wink.

"Get out of here, master." Tang Sanzang said with a dark face. Didn't he suffer too much? If those gods and demons want to plot against him, it will be useless to be careful.

"Master Qin, do you think the old Guanyin... well, the Bodhisattva won't care about you anymore?" Tang Sanzang asked cautiously.

"A woman's heart is as deep as the sea, who can say for sure?" Qin Ran patted his shoulder and comforted him, "But don't worry, the Bodhisattva is a compassionate person. You should not be in danger of your life."

Tang Sanzang spat, he was so merciful and cruel, he had never seen anyone more cruel than this woman.

"Then what should we do next?"

Tang Sanzang asked worriedly, although the people in the Destruction France were all mortals, these two disciples were too unreliable.
  "Isn't this simple? Just dress up casually. As long as you cover your bald head, who will notice you?" Qin Ran said nonchalantly.

Tang Sanzang breathed a sigh of relief. In any case, he had obtained the information in advance and was on guard. As long as Guanyin, that scheming woman, didn't take action again, there shouldn't be any big problem.

It's just that this customs clearance document is not easy to get. If it doesn't work, just let that dead monkey Wukong steal the jade seal, stamp it and send it over.

After some repairs, the scripture collection team officially entered the territory of France's destruction.

Kieran got a set of gorgeous clothes and a black wig.

After Tang Sanzang put it on, he finally felt a lot more at ease. He looked in the mirror and admired it.

It had to be said that with his long black hair, his temperament was much more elegant. For this outfit, he gave himself a score of ninety-nine points, and the remaining one point was to remind himself not to be too elegant.

The only pity is that his face was deformed by the beating, his eyes were swollen into slits, his nose was bruised, and his mouth was like a sausage. He could no longer appreciate his handsome face for the time being. Otherwise, if you go to a brothel based on this look, those young ladies will definitely be crazy, and they might even get paid for nothing.

In this way, the team successfully passed many checkpoints and entered the capital of France.

Although he was pointed out by some people on the way, this person was just curious about Tang Sanzang's horse riding, and there was no big problem.

Qin Ran looked around and saw that the capital of the extermination country was majestic, full of joy and auspicious light, and the people were living and working in peace and contentment, looking prosperous and harmonious.

I don’t know how many times it is better than the countries I passed through before. I have to say that the King’s Destruction of Laws is still very popular.

Master Tang Sanzang and his disciples came to stay at an inn.

After entering the capital of the destroyed French capital, Tang Sanzang began to feel excited.

Before he entered France to destroy France, he thought that the king's destruction of France and the killing of monks would lead to panic among the people and a decline in the atmosphere. Unexpectedly, France is a paradise on earth, with beautiful pavilions, prosperous scenery, and an endless stream of people coming and going.

Many charming young ladies were standing on high-rise buildings, waving embroidered handkerchiefs, their clothes and sleeves flying, their fragrance hitting their faces, and they were very enthusiastic.

This made him feel excited. After settling down at the inn, he turned his horse's head and headed straight for the brothel.

That silly disciple of Sha Seng, since he made fun of me not long ago, so let’s go for it this time.
  However, when Tang Sanzang rode forward with all his strength, he found that the people who were using him looked at him strangely and kept pointing at him.

Tang Sanzang was speechless for a while. He was not worried at all about his identity being exposed. His gorgeous clothes and hair were perfect. As long as he was not blind, it would be impossible to mistake him for a monk.

Alas, in the final analysis, the poor monk's temperament is too outstanding, which is why he attracted so much attention. If ordinary people rode this thing, he would only become a laughing stock at most.

Tang Sanzang stroked a strand of black hair from his forehead, and suddenly felt as lonely as snow.

Just when he was about to speed up and move forward with all his strength, he found a group of soldiers with guns surrounding him.

"The brave demon monk dares to conceal his identity. Why don't you get off your horse and surrender?"

A sergeant held a long gun, blocked the road, and shouted angrily,

Tang Sanzang was so excited. He looked at these guys, all of them looked like dogs. He didn't expect that they were all so blind.

Looking at his flowing long hair, gorgeous robes, and refined temperament, how could he be remotely related to the demon monk?
  "Sirs, you are quite right, I am not a monk." Tang Sanzang said seriously.

"You're riding a horse through the streets here, and you're saying you're not a monster?"

The sergeant pointed at the white dragon horse and said coldly.

Tang Sanzang was dissatisfied. Horses are not rare animals. What's wrong with him riding a horse?
  "Did the king's laws say that common people are not allowed to ride horses? Besides, I'm just riding a horse, how come I'm associated with a monk?"

Tang Sanzang said speechlessly.

The white dragon horse scratched its hooves twice, feeling very aggrieved. Damn it, can this be blamed on him?
  He used to be a serious demon king, commanding thousands of demons, and being treated as a mount was completely forced.

Of course, the saddest thing is that following a weakling like Tang Sanzang, you are always going to get shot.

"Hmph! Stop pretending here. In the past, monks have disguised themselves like you. This general has not encountered you once or twice."

The sergeant sneered, "Here comes someone, arrest this monk."

Tang Sanzang panicked and said dissatisfiedly: "In broad daylight and the world is clear, is there still a king's law? When you arrest people, you have to provide evidence."

"evidence?"

The sergeant stepped forward and pulled Tang Sanzang off his horse. With a squeak, he tore off a piece of white paper and sneered: "Look, is this evidence?"

Tang Sanzang took a closer look and saw five big characters written on the rice paper, "I am not a monk."

Under the sunlight, it is bright and extremely dazzling.

(End of this chapter)