Martial Arts: Immortality Begins from The Deer and the Cauldron

Chapter 1385

A bald man smiled proudly and was very relaxed. The other bald man is a little reserved. Faced with the enthusiastic woman in the dust, he looks down and eats the house.

The table is full of delicious food, big horns and big meat.

Thanks to the guidance of the holy monk, I entered Buddhism when I was young, sat quietly and meditated, focusing on the Buddha, without distracting thoughts, but I could not make any progress on the Zen path!
  "I have wasted my time for decades, and now I realize that I was on the wrong track."

The abbot of Ciyun Temple had tears in his eyes and said gratefully to Tang Sanzang.

At this time, he was holding a pig's trotter. The big pig's trotter smelled so good, but it was a pity that he only experienced it when he was old.

The abbot of Ciyun Temple feels that he has lived like a dog for half his life.

As for the rules and regulations, they are all just for fooling fools, so go to hell.
  Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, with a sense of accomplishment on his face.

Looking at the abbot of Ciyun Temple in front of me, it was like looking at Bai Ju who had defeated that Jia Dan again.

Being fooled by a set of Buddhist theories makes me look like a fool.

We obviously have beauty, delicious food and many other beautiful things, but we don't know how to enjoy them. This is really a waste of natural resources.

Fortunately, after some advice from me, it's not too late to know how to return after lunch at Miquan Meridian Gate. No matter the sound

The only flaw is that the host is a bit old, and sometimes he can be a bit unruly.
  Tang Sanzang patted the host's bald head and said with joy:
  "It's not too late to know now. Later, the poor monk will teach you the Mahayana Buddhism and let you experience what the state of bliss is."

"Thank you, holy monk."

The abbot of Ciyun Temple became even more happy and grateful.

Under the deliberate flattery of the host and several prostitutes, Tang Sanzang, who was extremely thoughtful, quickly started bragging mode, and Ping Hui from the second medical department coolly told the story.

The host and several women were amazed, and the guest room was filled with a pleasant atmosphere.

At the same time, the sky above Ciyun Temple suddenly became dense with clouds, and a long wind came from the sky.

The trees sway and the leaves fly

Three rhino spirits arrived here

All the monks in the temple were alarmed and ran out of their meditation rooms.

"For no reason, why is there such a strong wind?"

"This wind is...Buddha appears!"

"Buddha must have smelled the scent of sesame oil, so he used Cai Pinting in the first fruit!"

Every Lantern Festival, three rhinoceros spirits disguise themselves as real Buddhas and Bodhisattvas and appear in this way.
  Therefore, the monks in the temple recognized him at a glance, cheered and ran around to tell each other.

Many people in Jinping Mansion saw the vision and flocked to the temple to worship Buddha and make wishes.

In less than half an hour, the originally quiet Ciyun Temple was already crowded with people.

The three rhinoceros spirits performed magic spells one after another, showing the phantom shadows of the true Buddha and Bodhisattva in the sky.
  "The show is about to begin."

Qin Ran stopped practicing and followed closely.

After Qixingxu and the three Arhats collected the Suhe sesame oil, they stored all the sesame oil in a Zen room in the backyard of Ciyun Temple.

These three rhino spirits were found by following the scent.

These are three demon kings. They are three foodies.

The three rhino spirits came to the backyard and quickly found the place where the sesame oil was stored. They were about to go in when they were suddenly attracted by a burst of laughter like silver bells.

"How come there are women's voices in the temple?
  King Bichen said strangely.

"Could it be that the nun is here?"

A suspicious look appeared on King Pishu's face. "Nun, you big-headed devil, this is a monk's temple, not a nunnery!"

King Pihan said angrily,
  "Brother, this is what I heard from you. Some monks in the world today appear to be compassionate and righteous on the surface, but in fact they have many tricks behind their backs.

"Perhaps the abbot is affectionate and the master is interested.

King Pishu chuckled.

"Made, is there such a drama?" King Pihan said in confusion.

The three rhino spirits gradually shrank from their smiles.

The hearts of the three urinating cow spirits were so hot that they turned into three demonic winds and rushed straight towards the meditation room.

The expected nun did not appear, but she was almost blinded by the 2 "4" K titanium alloy bull's eye.

I saw a large table in the Zen room, filled with big fish, meat, and delicacies.
  Amid the overflowing aroma of wine, two hundred-faced donkeys and several wild goose cups were exchanged for medicine.
  Two bright bald heads stood out among the crowd.

Several promiscuous women with heavy makeup were posing and posing around two white-faced bald donkeys.

Two bald donkeys, one big and one small, had a few lipstick marks on their faces, and their bodies smelled of rouge and gouache.

The old monk's face turned red and he was a little uncomfortable with the scene, but he seemed extremely excited.

The three rhinoceros spirits were stunned, and their base turned to stone.

Damn it, are all the monks doing this now? It’s a lot of work.

They can't even think of this kind of burning operation.

Eating meat, drinking wine, hugging each other, and still being in a temple dedicated to Buddha and Bodhisattvas.

You are so good at playing, does Tathagata know suffering?
  But at this moment, with a plop, the old monk's eyes suddenly turned white and he fainted on the table.

Maybe it's too sexy.

This thought flashed through the minds of the three rhinoceros spirits.

Their eyes were electric, and they could naturally see that the old monk's heart rate was soaring and his blood pressure was rising steadily.

These old arms and legs are so old that they don’t know how to repair them.

Tang Sanzang was suddenly startled. Damn it, is this monk out of touch?
  If the abbot of Ciyun Temple died in his Zen room, it would be a fatal accident.

The few prostitutes next to him were also so frightened that their faces turned pale, and they all looked at Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang put his hand to the nose of the abbot of Ciyun Temple. He felt that the breath was still there. He breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile:
  "Amitabha, it's okay, the old host is just sour.

"And I was a little excited when I heard that the poor monk was going to teach him Mahayana Buddhism, so I temporarily fainted."

"It's nothing serious, just take a nap and you'll be fine."

"Brother, why don't we transform into Buddhas and Bodhisattvas and tease this monk? What do you think?
  King Pishu secretly sent a message.

The two rhinos thought it was interesting and wanted to give it to them
  Suddenly the Buddha's light shined brightly in the sky, showing the appearance of Manjusri Bodhisattva, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, and Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva.

Tang Sanzang, who was chewing the pig's trotters, was so frightened that he fell directly under the table with a plop.

"Buddha!"

Several prostitutes were even more frightened and hurriedly knelt down to worship.

"You little bald donkey, you don't follow the Buddhist rules and regulations and you do such immoral things in the temple. Should you be punished?"

The King of Provisional Office held back his laughter and said
  Tang Sanzang's eyes flashed with doubts, and he looked at the several Bodhisattvas in the sky, clearly feeling that something was wrong.

He has seen all these good people, especially Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, and he even beat him up, so he is familiar with them all.

This demeanor and tone don't look like it, no matter how you look at it
  Thinking of what Qin Ran said to him before,
  Damn, these monsters.

He even pretended to be a Bodhisattva to deceive me. I was really tired of living.

However, he naturally did not have the confidence to be tough, so he shouted loudly:
  "Master Qin, help me!"

The three urinating cow spirits looked at each other with expressions of regret on their faces. This monk saw the Bodhisattva. He didn’t kowtow in a hurry and even asked for help. This is really weird.

As soon as Tang Sanzang finished speaking, he saw a golden bell, carrying vast magic power, crashing down from the sky.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Three loud noises
  Suddenly the Divine Chain of Laws emerged, the void shattered, and the house turned into nothingness.

There was a roar in front of the three rhinoceros spirits. They felt dizzy and their mana was stagnant. They were directly suppressed to the ground and could not move.

"Yao Yao! You actually accepted someone pretending to be a Buddha or a Bodhisattva and fooled ordinary people here. How audacious it is."

Qin Ran's figure appeared in the sky with a sound like thunder.

When did this person appear? They didn't even notice it at all just now.

The shock in the hearts of the three rhinoceros spirits surged like waves, but they were rhino transformations and were born with tough personalities. Naturally, they would not give in like ordinary fairies.
  "Hmph! Attack in secret! What kind of hero are you?

King Bichen said coldly.

"If you have the ability, let us go. This king will fight you for three hundred rounds."

Pihan King Niu Bi said loudly.

"Bah! I don't have any skills, my mouth is quite tough!"

Tang Sanzang said disdainfully:
  "You can't even take a single move, but you still have to fight for 300 rounds? Mr. Qin can kill you all with just one finger."

"Bah, you shameless little bald donkey, let me go if you can, and see if I don't kill you!"

King Piju was so angry that no one had dared to speak to him so arrogantly since he transformed into a spirit.

"Screaming, it's quite arrogant. It seems that the poor monk needs to teach you a long lesson."

Tang Sanzang rolled up his sleeves and said coldly

"Only you? You're not even worthy of carrying my king's shoes. You're a dead thief and a bald thief!"

King Pihan took a sip and said disdainfully.

For a moment, spittle and stars flew in the field. Tang Sanzang fought against three demons by himself, without losing at all.

Qin Ran felt very speechless. His appearance in 2.9 was too low-priced, and it actually created conditions for these goods to compete against each other.

"Damn it, three serious evidence thieves!
  "You are so motivating people, you dress up as Buddha and Bodhisattva just to steal cakes and sesame oil. It's really pitiful for you to be a monster."

"What a shame to the demon world!"

"Bald thief, you are not much better. To do such a thing in a temple is so shameless. Your face is thicker than the city wall!"

"What a scum of Buddhism!"

Tang Sanzang was so angry with the scolding that he picked up the nine-ringed tin staff and walked up, facing the three demons and the blue-faced doctor.

"Ah! The dead thief is bald!"

"You stinky bastard, if you can, let me go. I won't kill you until I kill you!"

Suddenly, there were loud screams of pain in the temple, and the three rhinoceros spirits were wailing. "

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  "I'll tell you to take advantage of the poor monk."

"Let you steal the sesame oil!"

"I want you to stay out of other people's business."

Tang Sanzang was beating and scolding at the same time, spittle flying
  The three rhinoceros spirits were made angry by Tang Sanzang's fierce style.
  This monk was so good at comparing that he never forgot his eloquence while singing to them.

Is this a monk? He is simply a hooligan!
  "You damn bastard! When did I ever have an idea for you? Stop being such a stinky girl!"

"What do you think you look like when you pee and take pictures? Even if I eat dog meat, I won't eat you!"

"That's right, he looks like he's cowering. I feel like vomiting just looking at it."

The three rhinoceros spirits cursed loudly.

"Hmph! Why did you say you didn't attack the poor monk? I am Tang Sanzang.
  Tang Sanzang put his hands on his hips and said angrily, "What? Are you the Buddhist scripture seeker?"

"Puff! It's so funny. I haven't heard such a ridiculous joke for a long time!"

"You are Tang Sanzang, and you are still in the circle, just like the Buddha."

The three rhino spirits laughed, their laughter full of ridicule.

In the final analysis, this image of Tang Sanzang is too inconsistent with the identity of the person who obtained the scriptures.

The person who is responsible for the great mission of learning Buddhist scriptures should be an enlightened monk, preaching and spreading Buddhist teachings all the way. This is the proper meaning.

Isn’t choosing this guy to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures a pure discredit on Buddhism’s face?
  Either the Tathagata is blind, or there is something wrong with the Buddhist brain.

Damn it, I'm being despised again! Tang Sanzang was filled with dissatisfaction, pointing to the Zen staff in his hand and said:
  "Bah! A bunch of bumpkins! Have you seen this Zen staff? Do you know why it hurts so much to hit you?
  "Because he is the famous nine-ring tin staff, the most precious treasure of heaven, which was given to the poor monk by Guanyin Bodhisattva himself."

After the three rhino spirits inspected the nine-ringed tin staff, they immediately hesitated.

"Are you really a seeker?"

This Zen staff is surrounded by Buddhist rhymes and is blessed with the power of merit and virtue. When Yuanshen passes by the incense, he can feel the sounds of dragons and tigers roaring.

Such treasures are definitely not available to ordinary people.

"Yes, he is Tang Sanzang, the holy monk of the Tang Dynasty. He is also known as the Little Bald Prince and the Black Pig Paladin.
  Qin Ran pointed at Tang Sanzang and said.

Can the bald little prince bet on the King of Rhinoceros?
  A series of questions popped up on Tang Sanzang's head. Damn it, when did a poor monk have such a popular nickname?
  However, the three rhino spirits directly grasped the key point of Qin Ran's words and looked at Tang Sanzang, their eyes suddenly became fiery.

After working on it for a long time, this guy is actually a learner?
  Legend has it that this scripture seeker is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a good person who has practiced cultivation for ten generations. If you eat a piece of his meat, you can live forever, greatly increase your magic power, and save countless people from hard work.

Such a wonderful thing, even a monster would be fascinated by it

Damn it, if I had known that I had kidnapped this monk just now, how could there have been so many things?
  When the three rhinoceros spirits reacted, their intestines immediately turned green with regret.

It's fine now, I was attacked by this cunning and cunning young man without any ability to counterattack.

"Bah! I knew you had no good intentions. The poor monk is standing here, and he can come and eat me if he can."

Tang Sanzang said with contempt.

If you have the guts, let me go and see if I can eat your little one
  King Pihan said with green eyes.

"Bah, you think everyone is just like you, with a single head!"

Tang Sanzang was so angry that he laughed, picked up the nine-ring tin staff and hit it again.

Within a short while, the three bastards were beaten.
  Tang Sanzang's small body made his face red and thick-necked from exhaustion, and he was gasping for air.

However, these three urinating cow sperms are indeed the urinating cow spirits, with a cow's temper and determined not to admit defeat.

He kept swearing at Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang collapsed on the ground and couldn't help but feel like crying.

As expected of an ox, this body is so invincible.

He was almost half dead from exhaustion, and these guys were still so lively and energetic, and they didn't even take a breath when they cursed.
  (End of this chapter)