Martial Arts: Immortality Begins from The Deer and the Cauldron

Chapter 1400

The tops are all filled with vegetables, radishes, tofu, and green foods.

It is truly vegetarian, with no meaty taste at all.

Tang Sanzang was so angry that the corners of his mouth twitched, and he almost wanted to curse.

Damn it, this old guy doesn't look like a good guy at first sight, but I didn't expect him to be so careless.

After a whole circle, you are eating a lot of fish and meat on the side, so you just give me this to eat? Are you sure you are not kidding me?
  "Commissioner, I'm afraid this is a little inappropriate."

However, considering that the old man had been very respectful to him just now, Tang Sanzang did not fall out on the spot.

"What's the matter, holy monk, but these vegetarian dishes are not to your liking?"

Kou Yuanwai asked doubtfully. "This is numb."

Tang Sanzang was speechless.

If it weren't for Kou Yuanwai's expression being so lifelike, he almost thought the old man was playing tricks on him.

But the flag of the eminent monk has been set just now. It’s hard to say that I also want to eat meat now. Do I still want the face?
  Kou Yuanwai suddenly became even more confused. What did this monk mean? Could it be that there was something unspeakable?
  At this moment, Qin Ran spoke in time.

"Excuse me, what this eminent monk means is that the two people around him are not monks, but lay disciples he has accepted, so they don't need to stick to Buddhist precepts."

Kieran said while pointing his finger at Sun Wukong and Sha Seng.

Kou Yuanwai suddenly understood and said quickly: "Oh, so that's it. I was rude to the 610 Office and didn't clarify the identity of the two elders."

"Two elders, please take a seat here."

"Haha, you old man, you are so funny." "Thank you, old donor."

Sun Wukong and Sha Seng laughed and took their seats, feeling that the scene was extremely interesting.

What's going on? How come you're the only one left in such a blink of an eye?
  Tang Sanzang stood there, looking confused.

These stupid disciples are really unreliable. At the critical moment, they decisively put themselves aside.

You guys are feasting on fish and meat on the side, so I, the master, can handle the vegetables and tofu on the side.

Don't you worry, it won't hurt?
  "Holy Monk, now that the matter has been resolved, please sit down quickly, otherwise the food will be cold later.

Looking at Tang Sanzang standing there stupidly, Kou Yuanwai kindly reminded him.

After saying this, Tang Sanzang suddenly felt even more sad.

However, thinking of Qin Ran's words just now, Tang Sanzang suddenly felt something in his heart and decided to repeat his old trick.

"Old benefactor, I have a giant thunder to accompany you."

"Holy Monk, do you have any questions? Please tell me directly."

Kou Yuanwai asked impatiently, what's going on with this monk? Mo Moji couldn't explain clearly, which made him hungry.

Tang Sanzang smiled and explained:
  "Old donor, you have misunderstood. The poor monk is also a lay disciple of Buddhism."

"Holy Monk, you are not kidding me, are you?"

Kou Yuanwai stared at Tang Sanzang with a scrutinizing face, his eyes full of doubts.

He still somewhat believed that Sun Wukong and Sha Seng were lay disciples of Buddhism. After all, these two guys were both hairy and had nothing to do with monks.

But you have a bald head, and you still say that you are a lay disciple. Who the hell are you bluffing?
  Do you really think you are old and dim?
  Although I am old, I am not confused at all.

"Why would a poor monk joke about his identity?"

Tang Sanzang said dissatisfied.

"Since the holy monk is a lay disciple, why does he have a bald head? You must know that the hair and skin of the body are inherited from the parents and should not be damaged easily."

Kou Yuanwai questioned.

A trace of suspicion arose in his heart, recalling Tang Sanzang's various suspicious deeds since he entered the house.

Isn't this guy a flower monk?
  "The poor monk with a golden gift body, Kuai Ji, has a special physique. He went bald early in his youth, so he worked in the same field at a young age.

On the surface, he looks like a monk. "

Tang Sanzang said without changing his expression.

“Furthermore, becoming a disciple of Buddhism was forced by current circumstances and I was unwilling to do so.

Kou Yuanwai's face twitched at the corners of his mouth, and his face looked a little ugly.

This guy is a monk when he opens his mouth and a monk when he keeps his mouth shut. If he really wasn't a monk, he wouldn't believe it until he was beaten to death.

Moreover, the other party's casual question was a lie, without any burden, and his character was not much better. If it weren't for Kieran's sake, he would have turned against him.

I really don't understand why a handsome young man like Qin Ran would travel with a person of such low moral character as Tang Sanzang.

"You have said so much, what is your intention?
  Kou Yuanwai said impatiently.

"The poor monk is actually a secular disciple, so naturally he is not afraid of meat and fish."

Tang Sanzang looked at the meat feast with bright eyes, his meaning was very obvious.

Kou Yuanwai was dumbfounded. The monk was not a vegetarian, but wanted to eat meat, and he said so confidently.

It’s simply that the world is declining and people’s hearts are not as old as they used to be.

"Master Qin, Ke Renye is an eminent monk who didn't come here."

Kou Yuanwai said angrily.

Over the past few years, he has worshiped more than 9,000 monks in total, and naturally many of them were dishonest.

He shaved his head and came specifically to trick people, so he subconsciously determined that Tang Sanzang was this kind of person.

"Yes, old man, you don't have to doubt that this Master Tripitaka is not only an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, but also the disciple of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. He is the true successor of the Buddha and has received enlightenment from Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Qin Ran nodded and said,
  Just looking at Tang Sanzang's performance, not to mention a mortal who doesn't believe that he is an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, even he doesn't believe that he is a great monk of the Tang Dynasty.
  "But how can a monk ignore the Buddhist rules and regulations?"

Kou Yuanwai questioned.

Did you see that? Damn it, old man, even Mr. Qin said that! What the hell are you still insisting on?
  Tang Sanzang's expression immediately became sullen, and he casually printed out the booklet of the Factory's Hua Gui.

"Amitabha, this is the customs clearance document. The identity of the Holy Monk of the Tang Dynasty is guaranteed to be false, and he has taken up his post with the certificate."

Tang Sanzang threw the booklet casually and gave Sha Monk a meaningful look.

In this kind of pretentious moment, of course you need help from your apprentice.

Sand Monk was enjoying his meal, but when he saw the look, he felt helpless, but he still cast a small spell to make the customs clearance document float in mid-air.

Seeing the gorgeous book suspended in mid-air, slowly unfolding page by page, Kou Yuanwai was dumbfounded.

Damn it, this guy is really the Holy Monk of the Tang Dynasty!
  Although he didn't want to believe it, this series of seals from various countries could not be faked.

Especially the last page, which has the large jade seal of Tianzhu Kingdom printed on it.

If Tang Sanzang's identity is fake, then what do the more than 9,000 monks he worshiped in the past count?
  "It turns out he is really the Holy Monk of the Tang Dynasty! I'm so rude.

Kou Yuanwai took a step forward and said respectfully, but he still had some doubts about life.

Who would have thought that such a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty, recognized by emperors from all over the world, would have such a moral character?
  "Hmph, you are a wise old man.

The pretense was successful, and Tang Sanzang directly displayed the noble posture of a eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty.

I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but I didn't expect that what I got in exchange was alienation. Okay, now I show my cards, I won't pretend anymore, I am the Holy Monk of the Tang Dynasty.
  Kou Yuanwai smiled awkwardly, knowing that he had been a little cold to Tang Sanzang just now, so he quickly said:
  "I was blind just now and did not recognize the identity of the holy monk. Please forgive me."

"I wonder what the holy monk has to ask for? Just put it forward, as long as I can do it, I will be satisfied."    This is more or less, Tang Sanzang nodded with satisfaction and said:
  "Amitabha, I don't know all the unanswered numbness."

"As a monk, I have a pure heart and few desires. I don't have any other requirements. Just arrange a meat feast and invite a few girls to accompany you."

The corners of Kou's mouth twitched fiercely, and he began to suspect that he was hallucinating.

What is this guy talking about? He wants a feast of meat and a girl to accompany him?
  You have a big bald head, are you serious?
  "Holy Monk, I'm afraid this is a little inappropriate, isn't it?"

"What's inappropriate? Old man, you don't know something. What the poor monk practices is joyful meditation, so he never refrains from sex, wine and meat."

Tang Sanzang said confidently.

"But isn't the holy monk afraid of criticism from outsiders?"

Kou Yuanwai was furious. He had lived for so long and had never heard of any joyful meditation method.

Maybe he was just telling the monk nonsense.

"Wine and meat have passed through my intestines, but they remain in the heart of the Buddha. If I wholeheartedly serve the Buddha, why should I care about the rumors of outsiders?"

Tang Sanzang was very magnanimous and honest.

Kou Yuanwai stared deeply at Tang Sanzang, as if he saw the word shameless on this chubby face.

Otherwise, the monk had performed a miracle just now, and the customs clearance documents were genuine.

He insisted on ordering someone to beat the thief bald ass violently and then blast him out.

Kou Yuanwai turned around and saw that Qin Ran, Sun Wukong and Sha Seng had turned their heads silently, as if they were a little ashamed in their hearts.

Yes, everyone would be ashamed to have such a shameless companion.

However, the matter has come to this, and there is nothing left to do except for the bandits.

However, he had no choice but to command:
  "Come here, prepare a good banquet immediately, and go to Yingxiang Tower to invite a few top names.

West Heaven, Daleiyin Temple.

"Buddha, the masters and disciples of Tang Sanzang have arrived at the cave.

Taifu is in a hurry

Vajrapani Bodhisattva asked, "How is the situation?"

Tathagata frowned and asked.

"Everything is normal, except that the monkey seems to have had some adventure."

Vajrapani Bodhisattva said worriedly, thinking of the scene where he secretly peeped not long ago and was discovered by Sun Wukong, he felt a little frightened.
  In such a short period of time, this monkey's strength has grown somewhat astonishingly.

"What adventure?"

"That monkey had no idea what luck he had, but he was suddenly promoted to the Great Luo Jin Fairyland."

The path of Vajrapani Bodhisattva. "What?" Tathagata's complexion suddenly changed.

"Are you sure you read that correctly?"

"But there is no mistake. The demonic flames on the monkey's body are soaring, and it seems that the power of blood has been inspired."

The affirmative way of Vajrapani Bodhisattva.

Tathagata was suddenly shocked.

You must know that before this monkey was born, the two saints had already secretly planned it in advance, but unexpectedly something happened.

Then things get tricky.

Originally, there was a hidden variable in Journey to the West that was difficult to deal with. Now Sun Wukong’s strength has greatly increased.
  Then it would undoubtedly be much more difficult for Buddhism to cause disaster.

"Vajrapani, please go quickly and keep a close eye on Tang Sanzang's master and disciples. If anything unusual happens again, please take action."

Tathagata quickly ordered.

This is the critical moment for Buddhism to set up a large formation. We must closely monitor every move of the variables in Journey to the West, and no more mistakes can be made.

“Follow the Buddha’s decree.”

Vajrapani left speechlessly.

Kou Yuan is outside the mansion.

After the usual small pretense, Tang Sanzang was directly invited by Kou Yuanwai to another lobby, and another sumptuous banquet was prepared.

Big fish, big meat, delicious food, fragrant aroma. Tang Sanzang felt satisfied for a while, and the old man kept his promise and actually found some girls to keep him company.

What about his appearance? After all, he is the leading figure in a brothel, so he looks quite handsome even after dressing up.

"I wonder if the holy monk is satisfied with this?" Kou Yuanwai asked.

Feeling quite helpless in my heart, I dedicated myself to the Buddha, loved charity, and practiced fasting as a monk for half my life.

Unexpectedly, he would end up meeting a drunkard, who happened to be an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, and it was clearly written on the customs clearance document.

I really don’t know if the kings of those countries are blind or something? They can actually regard such a sanctimonious bald donkey as a monk.

"Amitabha, you are so polite. The poor monk is very grateful."

Tang Sanzang said politely, and then sat down impatiently.

He could obviously see that the Kou member was a little reluctant, but it didn't matter, as long as he was respectful on the surface.

This old man was so kind-hearted that he actually believed in those sanctimonious bald donkeys in Buddhism. He decided that he would have to teach this guy a lesson and straighten him out later.

"Holy monk, I have never heard of the method you practice, but you are a disciple of Buddhism after all. If you don't respect the rules and precepts, aren't you a little bit weird like a Buddhist?"

Looking at Tang Sanzang, who had a mouthful of pig's trotters and a bite of chicken legs, his mouth was full of oil, and he was arrogantly eating flowers, the Kou member could only see black lines on his head, and couldn't help but ask.

He devoted himself to the Buddha and had been paying homage to monks for most of his life, but looking at Tang Sanzang in front of him, he felt as if his three views had collapsed.

His wish was to have 10,000 monks, but Tang Sanzang - does this count?
  Tang Sanzang wiped his mouth full of grease and said seriously:
  "Old donor, you have never heard that practicing Buddhism is about cultivating the mind. If the heart is clear, all laws will naturally be empty. As for the rules and regulations, they are just using shit to restrain those who are tired."

Anyway, this old man hasn't read many Buddhist scriptures, so I don't want to just let him talk nonsense.

Tathagata wants to take care of it, but his methods are still a bit naive!
  Who is this Tang Sanzang? He is the man who dares to beat the gods and bodhisattvas violently. He can beat all the invincible fighters in the world with his set of bastard punches. Who dares to provoke him?
  If you don't obey me, I will die in front of you!
  Besides, after all the twists and turns along the way, Buddhism has tricked him so many times, why can’t he be welcomed favorably?
  "Having said that, the holy monk has many desires, how can he keep his heart clear?"

Kou Yuanwai's mouth twitched, feeling that this guy was talking nonsense.

One statement at a time, full of nonsense.

If he hadn't just seen the miracle that Tang Sanzang showed when he took out the clearance document, he wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to this guy.

"Old donor, do you think that the poor monk's words are empty and he is talking back?"

Tang Sanzang asked rhetorically.

Officer Kou smiled awkwardly, his expression self-explanatory.

This old man seems to still need to be beaten. Tang Sanzang said earnestly:
  "Amitabha, old donor, the poor monk tells you that what the poor monk is doing now is exactly what those monks thought."

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  “Is practicing Buddhism in vain?”

Kou Yuanwai frowned, a little confused as to what he meant.

"Exactly, you have done countless good deeds in your life, devoted yourself to the Buddha, and accumulated good results. All you want is eternal life."

(End of this chapter)