Laozi, the Great Supreme Being

Chapter 605 Ziwei is immortal and two treasures appear in the world

The two of them only have the level of Xuanxian cultivation, and their looks are also very strange. One is extremely fat, panting and sweating even when walking, while the other is exactly the opposite, extremely thin, with almost only bones left. .

Since the two were born, they have knelt directly on the ground, looking at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and their eyes were very dull.

Seeing these two strange figures suddenly appearing in front of him, the muscles on the Jade Emperor's face twitched violently. It was really hard to imagine that these were the two magic weapons given to him by his master.

This magic weapon is too ugly.

"Master, this, this, this..."

The Jade Emperor Haotian couldn't understand the intention of Master Hongjun Daozu for a while. He struggled for a while, and then said with a bitter look on his face.

"Hehehe, it doesn't matter, don't judge people by their appearance. One of these two is named Ziwei and the other is Changsheng. They have followed Master for countless years. At the critical moment, it will be like Master coming to the mortal world in person. They will definitely make you happy. Unexpected effect.”

"The time for my teacher's thoughts to exist has come. Let's say goodbye. Don't come again next time. Otherwise, my teacher will definitely think that you are an embarrassment to your responsibilities. Even if you don't punish you, you will be criticized by the immortals and powerful people above the ancient times. .”

At this time, Taoist Hongjun's figure became increasingly blurred and it was time to disappear. This was Taozu Hongjun's last advice to his disciple Haotian.

After saying that, the phantom turned into a burst of nothingness and disappeared in place. The green futon turned into a light and shadow and quickly rose into the sky, passing through the gap in the Zixiao Palace gate, and then there was a bang as the door opened again. closed.

Only Changsheng Ziwei and the Jade Emperor Haotian, who looked confused, were left in the place. There was a rare silence in the air.

Seeing that the matter was over and there was no point in staying here, the Jade Emperor wanted to leave this place with Changsheng Ziwei and return to heaven.

"Two senior brothers, can we return to heaven together?"

After all, they are the two disciples that Master Hongjun Daozu entrusted to him to take care of. They are also people who will be of great use to him in the future. The Jade Emperor treats them with great respect.

He said gently to the two of them.

But he didn't expect that he was having a hot face but a cold butt. Ziwei Changsheng and the other two were in no mood to pay attention to him. After seeing Master Hongjun Daozu leave, the two of them immediately got up from the ground. , looked at each other for a long time.

"Oh, I'm so happy. I'm finally leaving this damn Zixiao Palace. I'm so skinny without anything to eat."

Fatty Ziwei said loudly, his voice was very sad.

Slim Man Changsheng was unwilling to be left alone and echoed.

"Your body has almost turned into a ball. How much more do you want to eat? The chaos energy in Zixiao Palace has been completely absorbed by you. Master, he must not be able to support you, so he is looking for a chance. Expelling you from Zixiao Palace also made me suffer with you. I was also expelled from Zixiao Palace."

"How can you blame me? You eat a lot less than me."

The two of them looked at each other with displeasure, their eyes full of sharpness. He fell into silence again.

"Okay, it's my fault. How about I tell you a piece of music that I just wrote that is rich in the rules of the road for you to appreciate?"

Zi Wei looked forward to speaking to Chang Sheng, who had an unkind expression on the opposite side.

Changsheng's face became increasingly gloomy.

"Why do you ask me to appreciate your music? Why don't you know how to appreciate my paintings? You are just wishful thinking when you ask me to appreciate your things."

The tone was very dissatisfied.

"What do you mean by this? Master, when he usually begs me to tell you something, I always look at my own mood. Now I am taking the initiative to tell you and you are not willing to listen. It is really unreasonable."

Zi Wei said angrily.

"Shut up, I don't want to listen to your bullshit music. After listening to it once, I haven't had a bite to eat for half a month."

Chang Sheng forcibly broke down the situation and said.

"That must be because my musical attainments have reached their peak, and you have reached the point where you don't even think about food or drink."

Zi Wei was very excited.

"You, you, you... are really unreasonable. Listening to your music made me sick for a month. How can I be in the mood to whet my appetite?"

"That's because you don't know how to appreciate it at all. How can you blame me instead?"

Zi Wei said very annoyed.

"Hmph, I believe you know better than me whether what I said is true or not. Otherwise, Master would be the farthest away from you when you were playing with the music."

Chang Sheng continued.

"It's all your fault, Master. He hates the house and the bird. He has wanted to expel you from Zixiao Palace for a long time. This time he can expel us together."

"It's your fault for talking nonsense, okay? How can you say that I'm talking nonsense?"

The more they talked, the more excited they became, and the distance between them became closer and closer.

(End of this chapter)