Laozi, the Great Supreme Being

Chapter 611 Leave it to Taibai, two weirdos

"Why does your Majesty keep the old minister here?"

Taibai Jinxing felt that Jade Emperor Haotian was looking at her with a hesitant look and couldn't help but ask first.

The Jade Emperor was so confused that he had no other choice. He didn't know how to deal with these two junior brothers who were giving him a huge headache. After much deliberation, he could only turn to the thoughtful Taibai Jinxing for help.

Taibai Jinxing has always been extremely lively, otherwise it would not have been able to have a higher and higher status in the heart of the Jade Emperor since the founding of Heaven. Even the Sihai Dragon Clan, which had just surrendered, had to step aside.

Looking at the two naive immortals, one fat and one thin, and the Jade Emperor with a bitter look on his face, he quickly figured out that there was something big going on here.

The people from Taibai Venus are old and mature, and their eyelashes are empty. They are also recognized as good people in the heaven. How can such a thing embarrass the Jade Emperor?

Taibai Jinxing's head was confused for a moment, and then it turned into a hearty smile, and he held his hands towards Zi Wei and Chang Sheng, who were both fat and thin.

He said in a gentle tone.

"Two Immortals, I am Taibai Jinxing, a minister under the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor is the Lord of Heaven. I am busy with official duties on weekdays, so there will be some neglect and carelessness. Please bear with me for the next two days. The poor Taoist Taibai Jinxing has taken care of many of the affairs of the Supreme Immortal in Heaven, and I hope that the two Supreme Immortals can take care of them."

"Oh, it's easy to say that we are also reasonable people. Senior brother is the lord of heaven, and it is natural for him to be busy with official duties. How can I delay senior brother's important affairs? As long as there is food to eat, we two brothers will be fed. Follow We don’t have any opinions on anyone.”

Zi Wei and Chang Sheng looked at each other and then said firmly.

"By the way, old man Taibai, we are hungry again. Where is your dining place in heaven? We are going to eat."

Changsheng's fat and round belly suddenly growled at this time, and then he started to shout loudly that he was hungry and wanted to find a place to eat regardless of the occasion.

"Come and bring two immortals to enjoy the delicious food in heaven."

Taibaijinxing immediately summoned two heavenly soldiers and ordered them to take Ziwei and Changsheng to the imperial dining room for dinner.

When Zi Wei and Chang Sheng heard that they could enjoy the delicious food, their eyes lit up, and they almost pushed the two heavenly soldiers who came to lead the way and turned away like a gust of wind, leaving only the Jade Emperor in the original place. Haotian and Taibaijinxing.

"Congratulations to Your Majesty for getting what he wanted. It seems that Taoist Hongjun is still very optimistic about Your Majesty in his heart. He didn't even leave the Zixiao Palace and let his two disciples come to help His Majesty. It seems that Pindao can achieve great things. .”

"It's really a good sign." Taibai Jinxing flattered him immediately.

Hearing this, the Jade Emperor didn't say much, just shook his head gently, and then sighed in a low voice.

"Taibai Qing's family, haven't you seen that the cultivation level of these two guys is really too low? I really don't understand what kind of medicine the master is selling in his gourd, and he actually put these two idiot brothers They were forced upon me, and I only knew that eating and drinking were of no use, and I was just a waste of money."

The Jade Emperor complained dissatisfiedly.

"Well, Xiaoxian couldn't completely guess Daozu Hongjun's intention for a while. Since he is your master, Xiaoxian seems that this intention must be for His Majesty's consideration. Your Majesty just entertains you two. Don't think too much. Hongjun Dao Ancestor’s merits are closely related to nature and should not be easily speculated on.”

Taibai Jinxing did not dare to interfere deeply with the affairs of the Jade Emperor's sect, so she had to think about it for a moment and spoke to comfort him.

"Now that things have evolved to the current situation, it seems that my heavenly court's desire to completely unify all the prehistoric heavens is still far away. I don't know when I will be able to completely fulfill my wish."

"That's all, just follow your advice and take good care of my two trouble-making junior brothers."

In the end, the Jade Emperor waved his hands helplessly and his mood simply hit rock bottom. He was no longer as high-spirited and complacent as before when he went to the Zixiao Palace thirty-three days away from the chaos.

At this time, in the imperial dining room of the heaven, all the generals of the heaven were staring at Zi Wei and Changsheng who were eating haese in the imperial dining room.

"Hahaha, Senior Brother Haotian still has a lot of food. Give me two more plates of lobsters from the East China Sea."

"The royal wine of heaven is bringing me two big vats. Today, my senior brother and I are going to get drunk."

The two of them were mumbling and talking vaguely while eating.

"My lord, you'd better persuade me. You can't watch these two immortals eating like this. What they eat are all the most valuable treasures in our heaven. In such a short time, we are on top of the heaven. Half the year’s inventory was completely eaten up by them.”

"If this continues, it will be hard for us to explain if the Jade Emperor blames us."

Tianguan, who was in charge of managing the imperial kitchen, had an almost dark expression on his face and was discussing countermeasures with several colleagues.

(End of this chapter)