Laozi, the Great Supreme Being

Chapter 723 In times of crisis, eat dirt to survive

"Changsheng, are you convinced or not? If not, we will fight for 300 rounds."

Ziwei lay on the ground tiredly, but she was not idle and kept provoking Changsheng.

"Hehehe, junior brother, it's already reached this point. What's the point of you and me fighting? Aren't we all going to be dead in the end? It's better to close your eyes and rest for a while. Maybe the movement here will attract the attention of the heavenly soldiers. That way We will be saved."

Changsheng shook his head and didn't want to fight with him anymore.

Seeing that her provocation did not receive a response from her usually disobedient and resentful senior brother, Ziwei also lost the slightest interest. The two living treasure senior brothers maintained a rare peaceful coexistence in their daily lives, both waiting for the heavenly soldiers and generals to get their hands. News came to the rescue.

"Senior brother, I can no longer wait for others to rescue me. I feel that my vitality is slowly fading. My limbs have become completely stiff."

The obese Ziwei said weakly, her face turned pale, her forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat, her mouth corners were twitching uncontrollably, and her voice was very stiff. The lower part of her body could no longer maintain a human shape, and it appeared that Show an image of a guqin.

"Junior brother, don't fall asleep. I don't want you to return to your original state. I haven't made enough noise with you yet."

Seeing Ziwei like this, Changsheng, who had always been unforgiving, was completely panicked. He didn't know how to comfort him, so he could only beg helplessly.

"Hahaha, isn't our fate already determined a long time ago? Do we deserve this disaster? God, you are unfair to us. Hahaha, I am unwilling to live forever. Why do you treat us two senior brothers like this? .”

"It's really pitiful and ridiculous. After finally escaping from Zixiao Palace, we finally don't have to see the old guy Hongjun Daozu who is always constraining us. If we had known that it would end like this, why did we go out of Zixiao Palace with so much effort? Although life in Zixiao Palace is very boring, there is no need to die in this hellish place."

"Senior brother, we can't give up like this. I'm not willing to accept it. We came to the wilderness in order to carve out a world of our own. Our ambitions haven't been fully realized. How can we die? No, absolutely not. ah."

Ziwei's eyes were red and she was completely crazy. Unwilling to die like this, her hands subconsciously pulled at the soil and rocks beside her, and put them into her mouth regardless. "Junior brother, are you crazy? You actually ate dirt in front of me. Do you still have the spirit of an immortal? Although you and I are free and unscrupulous in our daily lives, after all, we are both Hongjun. As a disciple of that old fellow Dao Ancestor, if he behaves like this and let other immortals know about it, won’t it bring disgrace to that old fellow Dao Ancestor Hongjun’s face?”

Chang Sheng advised.

Ziwei ignored Changsheng’s persuasion. Instead, he just kept eating dirt. As time went by, he could see that Ziwei's condition improved slightly. The stiff lower body of the guqin slowly became illusory, and the image of two thighs reappeared.

"Hahaha, senior brother, what I did is really effective. This is the heaven of Jade Emperor Haotian, senior brother. This place is filled with immortal energy, which is more than a little richer than the spiritual energy in the outside world. All the elixirs from before are here. It grows in the valley, so these soil layers are no longer ordinary soil, but they are a bit more spiritual than ordinary elixirs. We can rely on these soil layers to replenish our gradually dissipating spiritual power. .”

Ziwei said excitedly.

"Really? Hahaha, it's so good. Why are you still dazed? Hurry up and dig the soil. Otherwise, we will be late."

After saying that, the two of them said nothing more but lowered their heads and began to devour the soil under them crazily. As time went by, the spiritual energy in their bodies gradually became abundant. When the hunger was barely suppressed, You can see that the two towering mountains on both sides of the valley have been dug into flat ground by the crazy Ziwei Changsheng.

Ziwei survived the catastrophe and temporarily replenished her spiritual power to escape the danger. She sat on the ground leaning on each other, staring at the masterpiece created by the two of them, not knowing what to say.

"Senior brother, we have made Junior Brother Jade Emperor Haotian's place look like this. We have harvested all the elixirs all over the mountain, and even the sand and soil have been eaten up in such large quantities. If he knew about it, would he not be able to help but say something? Drive us out of heaven."

Ziwei said nervously.

"Humph, for the sake of your good life and mine, this matter must be hidden from that stingy senior brother Haotian, and no flaws should be exposed. The important place of the imperial kitchen is that you and I have not reached the level of quasi-sage, and we must not let it go easily. We have left, and there is no wide variety of delicacies from the imperial dining room anywhere. It is really dangerous for you and me not to have enough energy to supplement, and we can no longer take risks."

(End of this chapter)