hollywood melon man

Chapter 651: Interlude in the VIP Lounge
The famous Hollywood director showed up at the VIP lounge of the Grammy Awards. The pop stars who were originally chatting and laughing and forming their own circles suddenly became silent.

Those who were sitting immediately stood up, those who were eating stopped immediately, and all eyes were turned to the two people, or to be more precise, to little Gilbert.

Little Gilbert instantly felt dozens of eyes focused on him. He smiled and greeted them, feeling that the situation was a little awkward.

So he broke the awkwardness: "Hello, go ahead, don't worry about me."

Having said that, no one would ignore him.

Some people are born to be the center of attention, the protagonist.

Even if he just walked by quietly and sat on the sofa in the corner, he could not be ignored.

Little Gilbert, that's the kind of guy.

Just like Tom Cruise's line in his movie "The Invincible":
"When you become the protagonist, you can do whatever you want..."

"Hey! Little Gilbert, the Grammy organizers said you will be present today."

Little Gilbert and Avril Lavigne had just found a place to sit down and rest when an acquaintance came up to them.

"Dr. Dre! Hello, hello. Long time no see."

With the unique enthusiasm of black people, Dr. Dre had to hug little Gilbert.

After the hug, Dr. Dre said with a little excitement: "I didn't expect to see you here. We worked together on "Real Steel" last time, and it was quite pleasant."

"Yes," Little Gilbert also sighed, "It's been more than ten years, and I still remember the theme song you wrote for my movie."

"Hahaha, thank you for remembering, but I think your new singer would be great to write the theme song for the movie, right? Miss Lavigne."

Although Avril Lavigne is already a rock queen, she cannot be compared with music predecessors like Dr. Dre who became famous in the 1990s.

So she was very modest: "No, your songs are also very nice! I have listened to your albums, they are all great."

The three of them interacted with each other without paying attention to the others, which made the other guests envious. Many people then remembered that Dr. Dre had written a song for Gilbert's movie.

Now Dr. Dre has become the coolest guy in the pop music scene, excluding Avril Lavigne, whose personality and music are now like Little Gilbert.

Generally, this is the time for everyone to seize the opportunity.

Even though it was a little abrupt, the opportunity to meet Director Gilbert Jr. didn't come around every day, so everyone was eager to find an excuse to strike up a conversation.

As for Avril Lavigne, who was standing next to Gilbert, she was overlooked. Many female singers who thought they were beautiful wanted to replace her.

Even a black female rapper with a big butt, very plump body and strange clothes has set her sights on little Gilbert.

After Dr. Dre finished chatting with Gilbert Jr., she even took out some perfume from her small bag and sprayed it. The strong smell of the perfume would probably make people who don't like the smell faint.

After applying the perfume, the black female rapper walked towards little Gilbert with a confident and seductive step (she thought).

Before anyone arrives, the sound comes first.

Gilbert Jr. was discussing eating something with Avril Lavigne. He was a little hungry after not eating for a day, and then a voice came from behind him: "Hello, Director Gilbert Jr., my name is Nicki Minaj, and I want to have sex with you."

Little Gilbert didn't react at first and was stunned for a moment: "Who?"

Everyone around was stunned. You didn't want to flirt with the big director, but at least you could be polite. It was really disrespectful to say that in front of his female companion.

As expected, Avril Lavigne started blushing when she heard this.

In case Gilbert couldn't hear clearly, the person introduced herself again: "My name is Nicki Minaj, and I want to have sex with you."

She was very confident, and she twisted her charming big buttocks intentionally or unintentionally. Usually, those men could hardly walk when they saw her huge buttocks.

This year, she also relied on her great buttocks to sleep with a music producer, got the opportunity to release an album, and even came to the Grammy Awards.

Sleeping the music producer, literally, sleeping with him in bed.

Little Gilbert declined: "I'm sorry, uh...well, I don't know you."

"It doesn't matter," Nicki Minaj continued confidently: "After we sleep together, you will know me, and you will be crazy about me and fascinated by me."

Others continued to be stunned when they heard these words. In public, even without fans and reporters, the scene was enough to explode. To be honest, it is true that the pop music scene is in chaos, but at least everyone still pretends to be glamorous and sanctimonious on the surface.

Nicki Minaj is different. She just tears off her disguise and stops pretending.

Now is the time for someone to show off.

John Mayer, tonight's Best Male Pop Vocal Performance nominee, rushed out of the crowd to separate Nicki Minaj and Gilbert.

"Excuse me, Director Gilbert Jr. wants to discuss cooperation with me on the theme song of the movie, so can you give us some space?"

John Mayer made his move, and then the others reacted. The black male singer John Legend quickly came over to rescue: "Niki, Dr. Dre asked you to come over."

Dr. Dre is the big boss of West Coast rap and his status is unquestionable. He is not someone that a newcomer like Nicki Minaj who has just debuted can offend.

Although she was reluctant, Nicki Minaj eventually retreated.

Little Gilbert remained calm and smiled at Avril Lavigne, "Luckily I stopped you, otherwise the rock diva would have hit someone and it would have been on the headlines tomorrow."

Avril Lavigne looked very angry: “Humph, if you hadn’t stopped me, I would have kicked her big ass to pieces.

What's so great about having a big butt? If you can, you can be more beautiful than anyone else."

Indeed, when it comes to appearance, Nicki Minaj is no match for Avril Lavigne, at least in the eyes of Gilbert.

But in the eyes of other American men, women with exaggerated bodies like Nicki Minaj are beautiful, while Avril Lavigne is just average in their eyes.

In conclusion, this is a country where body shape is more important than face.

After calming down Avril Lavigne, Gilbert Jr. thanked the two people who rushed over to help: "Thank you for resolving this awkward situation. What are your names?"

The two men were eager to introduce themselves, as there were not many opportunities for little Gilbert to know his name.

"John Mayer."

"John Legend."

"Nice to meet you," Little Gilbert shook hands with the two men. "Do you have time to visit Cantaloupe Studio? Let's have a meal together. It's my treat."

John Mayer and John Legend looked at each other and immediately nodded in agreement: "Of course, we are always available."

"OK, then I'll ask my assistant to make an appointment." Little Gilbert pulled out Avril Lavigne again: "This is Vivian, Vivian, why don't you thank her quickly?

They saved you from the embarrassment of being on the headlines.”

Avril Lavigne, who was as obedient as a Persian cat and had none of the rebellious temperament of a punk princess, expressed her gratitude to the two Johns.

After this, the rest became much more normal.

Most of them just come to say hello and exchange a few pleasantries, but nothing too excessive.

Even Bob Dylan chatted with little Gilbert. As fishermen, they shared a common hobby and agreed to go fishing together someday when they were free.

Later, the Grammy organizers approached Gilbert Jr. and asked, "Director Gilbert Jr., are you interested in being the presenter of an award?"

"Hasn't the list of award presenters been finalized?"

"Yes, but I have diarrhea and cannot present the awards, so I have to trouble you again."

This is clearly an excuse. People have diarrhea even if they don't have it, and they don't dare to say anything.

Little Gilbert certainly understood the connection: "In that case, I'll take it. Which award should I present?"

"Best Male Pop Vocalist and Best Female Pop Vocalist are both very prestigious awards. You can pick one."

I heard that John Mayer was nominated for Best Male Pop Vocalist. I wonder if he can win the award.

But Gilbert thought about it and decided, "Then let's go for Best Male Pop Singer!"

And just like that, tonight's Grammy Awards ceremony officially kicked off.

(End of this chapter)