Lu Mingfei: Hogwarts repeater

Chapter 99 Deadpool has no human rights, so let’s make him bacon!

Chapter 99 Deadpool has no human rights, so let’s make him bacon!
"This unscientific!"

The number of times Su Enxi was shocked today was probably comparable to the total number of times in the past twenty years combined.

"Don't you think this sentence is very inconsistent coming from the mouth of a hybrid who can release the spirit of speech? It's like the United States saying they don't love oil!"

In comparison, Lu Mingfei was much calmer. He quickly accepted the fact that Su Xiaoqiang could release the curse, and it was a normal version of the curse, and firmly believed that Su Xiaoqiang must have witch blood in his ancestors.

It seems that he is not very calm.

"Yan Ling is based on the different manifestations of dragon genes controlling the elements of wind, earth, water, fire, and spirit... Although some of them cannot be explained by the scientific principles currently mastered by humans, they can be regarded as a kind of science to some extent. "

Su Enxi pointed to the magic wand in Su Xiaoqiang's hand, "But this is different, this is definitely not Yanling!
There is only one kind of speech spirit that a normal hybrid can master, but she just used two with different effects, and it seems that the manifestations are still in different elemental fields.

One is to shine and belong to fire. The other controls external objects, which may belong to wind or earth... The most important thing is that she is still an ordinary person! Do you know what this means? "

"Meaning that she is no longer an ordinary person?" Lu Mingfei suppressed a sentence.

"It means that if this situation can be replicated, there will soon be 6.6 billion 'ordinary people' who have mastered various 'word spirits' in the world!
The desire for power will trigger a terrifying wave. By then, even if Deadpool is hiding in the imperial mausoleum, he may have to be dug out, and he may even have to be artificially bred as a protected animal! "

Su Enxi said seriously, "If that's the case, this matter must not be exposed to any outsiders, otherwise we will immediately become a thorn in the eyes of the dragons and hybrids.

Today's hybrids are no longer the group that united just to overthrow the dragon rule. Most of them have been in high positions for a long time. Do you think they want ordinary people to have the power to overthrow them?

I think those two spells just now are not all you have mastered, right? There must be extremely powerful ones inside, suitable for use in battles! "

"I thought you would choose to cut ties with us immediately after realizing this..." Lu Mingfei looked strange.

"Even if I knew about this before I boarded your pirate ship, I would have pretended that I didn't know. I really thought that the mixed breeds were all good people like us. Most of those people were evil ghosts who killed without blinking an eye. "

Su Enxi said angrily.

"Not only will you not get a reward for reporting it, but you will be killed for keeping the secret. Not to mention that we are now grasshoppers on a rope..."

"I don't think the situation is that serious." Lu Mingfei raised his hand weakly, "Is there a possibility that this thing is not as simple as you see?"

"...Are you referring to the difficulty of imitating the pronunciation of the spell and the gestures when releasing it, or the difficulty of making this kind of 'alchemy weapon'?" Su Enxi stared at him with dead eyes.

"It's not difficult at all. I think even kindergarten students can do this after practicing on both sides!

The only difficult part is probably the material, Deadpool's body. But the difficulty is actually not very high... Although Deadpool is powerful, he is still considered a carbon-based creature and can be beaten to death if he has enough modern firepower! "

"The spell doesn't have to be pronounced, you see, it's like this."

While Lu Mingfei was talking, he had already assembled a "magic wand" fluently. After silently reciting [fluorescence flash] in his mind, a warm yellow light group appeared on the tip of the wand, which was in sharp contrast to the fluorescence emitted by Su Xiaoqiang before.

"If you don't know the spell, you won't be able to use this 'word spirit'.

And this thing can be wrapped in other things, such as a layer of iron plating, or other packaging, or even Ultraman Tiga's Divine Light Rod.

As long as it is not dismantled, the structure will not be known.

Not to mention, the individuals we are currently experimenting with are just a few of you. It is impossible to determine whether Su Xiaoqiang's situation means that most ordinary people can use this kind of 'alchemy weapon', or whether she is a special case...

I still insist on the latter, she must have witch blood in her ancestors! "

Lu Mingfei was quite calm, because when Mr. Nico Flamel told him that he might have discovered a new power system, he had postponed his thoughts on the follow-up and informed him of these possible situations and how to deal with them one by one.

The first person in alchemy is not only proficient in alchemy, Mr. Nico Flamel is also a big boss who has experienced hundreds of years at the top of the world!
Under all the vicissitudes of time, the human heart has become almost visible to him.

These dangers analyzed by Su Enxi have already been mentioned by Mr. Nico Flamel, and they are more detailed. Includes more possibilities and corresponding solutions.

"If you hide it like this, the possibility of exposure is indeed very small..." Su Enxi pondered, ignoring Lu Mingfei's last bad words.

What kind of witch bloodline has never existed in this world? All extraordinary factors can only be related to dragons!
But what about this 'alchemical weapon' and the seemingly systematic spell? Su Enxi clearly remembered that there was no mention of anything similar in the information the boss left for her.

Are there things in this world that the boss doesn’t know about?

"Also, according to the information you gave me, there are more than 121 kinds of Word Spirits in total. Many of them are empty. They only have numbers and no specific names and effects of Word Spirits, right?"

Lu Mingfei chuckled, "Can't we just find an empty serial number and fill it in? All we need is a spell for self-protection and suitable for displaying in front of everyone. Su Xiaoqiang can be an ordinary 'hybrid'!" "

"What to do about the golden eye problem?" Su Xiaoqiang couldn't help but ask, "Even if you learn these spells, you all seem to be able to ignite the golden eye..."

"This is even simpler." Lu Mingfei smiled, "Have you ever worn contact lenses?"

Su Xiaoqiang was stunned. Before he could reply, he heard Su Enxi's rare heartfelt praise.

"You are such a genius!"

……

Originally, Lu Mingfei felt that his life had been a little too peaceful during this period, but now... he has a lot to do.

The wand he originally made was not intended for long-term use and was only intended for temporary testing.

After all, what was stuffed inside was a tendon that had been simply cut without any treatment. Even if it was something like Deadpool, the flesh would decay after death, and the tendon was no exception.

No one wants the wand in their hand to exude the smell of decay all day long, and maybe it will be soaked with decayed tissue fluid one day. When it is taken apart, it will be found to be covered with maggots... I don’t know if Deadpool’s body will be there. Maggots?
If it grows longer, what should it be called? Dragon maggot?
In short, if you want to have a wand that can be used for a long time, the treatment of the wand core material is essential.

Even in the world over at Hogwarts, things like unicorn feathers and phoenix tail feathers can be ignored. Materials like dragon heartstrings also require various operations such as anti-corrosion.

Therefore, the first thing Lu Mingfei needs to do now is to embalm the materials dismembered from Deadpool.

This matter is very troublesome - because the antiseptic treatment at Hogwarts requires soaking in a potion. Lu Mingfei knows how to make this potion, but... he doesn't have the materials!

Lu Mingfei was very sure that some of the ingredients in the formula did not exist in his world. Even if there is one, it's probably a completely different name, and getting it will probably only depend on luck.

Therefore, Lu Mingfei could only try "localized" anti-corrosion operations.

There are many methods - long-term preservation of formalin solution with a concentration of 5% to 10%, high-temperature roasting, complete dehydration and vacuum environment preservation, high-concentration salt pickling, wrapping in bread crumbs and frying in a pan...

"Wait, why do these antiseptic measures seem to be getting worse and worse? It sounds like they are sacrificing special ingredients to an evil god!"

Su Xiaoqiang interrupted him, "Except for the first one, the following ones are the methods of making bacon, pickled vegetables and fried pork strips, right?"

"You just said it has anti-corrosion effect?" Lu Mingfei asked confidently.

"It's antiseptic, but it's antiseptic...but can it still be used after this?" Su Xiaoqiang asked in his soul.

"I don't know, let's give it a try anyway, Deadpool has no human rights!" Lu Mingfei said. "These materials are a bit lacking, but for the inactivation test, only one type is enough, just follow the bacon production method...

It would be great if we can succeed. Even if the wand is accidentally lost and someone picks it up and takes it apart, they will only suspect that we were so hungry that we hid a piece of bacon in a wooden stick as a spare ration! "

Su Xiaoqiang was stunned. He tried to imagine such a scene according to Lu Mingfei's description, and was immediately amused.

"Laugh, laugh, you will cry later. Let me tell you, although you can see that you have some talent in the previous two spells, the other spells are not so simple..." Lu Mingfei snorted. , muttered.

"Tch, I'm a genius. Do you understand genius? As a teacher, don't let me surpass you!"

Su Xiaoqiang made a sound, quickly adjusted, and started practicing according to Lu Mingfei's instructions.

The latest spell Lu Mingfei taught her was "Protego (Armor Protection)", which is an armor spell. As a spell that can block entities and most magic beams at the same time, it is perfect for improving self-protection capabilities. but.

Lu Mingfei was inevitably a little embarrassed after hearing Su Xiaoqiang's words. Could he say that his "teacher" was actually surpassed or even crushed to the ground from the beginning?

Of course not!

You have to pretend to look good, and you can hide it for as long as you can!
He did not reply to avoid being hit by the boomerang, and began to prepare equipment to process and test the Deadpool materials while paying attention to Su Xiaoqiang's posture and pronunciation.

After entering the state, he hummed softly unconsciously.

After being able to release the magic spell, as long as he masters enough magic spells, if nothing else, Su Xiaoqiang will definitely have the ability to protect himself. Even in the world of mixed races, they are definitely not considered the weak ones.

what does this mean?
Lu Mingfei knew very well.

He is not stupid. He is at the age when he is still young and ready to make a move. He already had a crush before, so how could it be Elm Knot?
It’s just that there were too many things to take care of before.

Now, although there are many other factors hindering it, at least the most fundamental and difficult one has been solved!

……

Monitoring room.

"Hello, Dog-headed Military Advisor, may I ask if you have achieved the achievement of 'Zhou Lang's ingenious plan to calm the world, losing his wife and destroying his troops', and how much self-examination are you prepared to make for such acts of attracting wolves into the house?"

Mai Jutoku took a bag of potato chips from nowhere, opened it and put it in front of Su Enxi's mouth as a microphone, just like a beautiful radio reporter.

It's just that the question asked by this reporter seems a bit tricky.

"Woof woof!" Su Enxi actually woofed twice, then took the potato chips from Jiude Mai's hand without hesitation, grabbed a handful and stuffed it into her mouth, muttering.

"Long-legged girl, it's time for you to take some fish oil to enhance your memory. It's not like I haven't considered this situation before!"

"Really? Have you mentioned before that Su Xiaoqiang may have power that none of us can control?" Mai Shutoku wondered.

"Did you expect that kind of 'alchemy weapon'? Yanling Tianyan doesn't seem to have the ability to predict the future, right?"

"I'm not talking about considering this situation. What I mean is that even if Su Xiaoqiang now has the power to protect himself and successfully crosses the boundary between ordinary people and hybrids, he is still on our side." Su Enxi said.

"This matter is a win-win situation for us and the mutant white rabbit. Do you understand that it is a win-win situation? I have already said it."

"..." Mai Shutoku thought for a moment, her face stiffened, and now she was a little worried about why the mixed-race's memory was so good.

This is indeed the case.

"And today's incident also let us learn another important information."

Su Enxi was not prepared to pursue the victory. Crushing Mai Shutoku in terms of IQ would not bring her any sense of achievement.

Just like a college student wouldn't be complacent about beating a kindergartener in an addition and subtraction contest within ten...

"That is, there is definitely something wrong with the mutant white rabbit! I propose that from today on, his title will be officially changed to the super mutant white rabbit!"

"Everyone can see this kind of thing. His 'alchemy weapons' and 'spells' he learned from nowhere cannot really be taught by gods in dreams."

Mai Shutoku waved her hands, trying to prove that her wisdom still held the high ground.

"You still don't understand..." Su Enxi helplessly frowned at Jiude Mai's "good food and fun-loving" behavior, "These two things are just appearances. The different test results of us people during the entire test process are the most important! "

"Isn't it important... that Su Xiaoqiang, as an ordinary person, can master that kind of ability?" Mai Jiude was stunned.

"This is actually not important," Su Enxi waved her hand and paused, "Okay, it is important, but there is something more important, and it is also the most important information today!"

She looked at Mai Shutoku with burning eyes and asked: "Do you think the super mutant white rabbit is a hybrid?"

"Of course it is!"

"Then the question is, why are the three of us rejected by that 'alchemy weapon', but the super mutant white rabbit can use it normally, and like Su Xiaoqiang, shows the ability to control elements that is not a word spirit?"

"This..." Mai Shutoku suddenly stopped and frowned, "Isn't it? Wait, if you say that, it seems that I have never seen him light up the golden eyes!"

"No, although I have never seen him light up his golden eyes or use his word spirit, he must be a hybrid." Su Enxi shook her head.

“On the day they came back from the Nibelungs and had their first showdown, I took them to the basement to see the painting.”

"The painting of Black King Nidhogg?"

"Yes, but the interesting thing is that he didn't show any sign of feeling pressured by it, you know?
As an ordinary person, Su Xiaoqiang was almost knocked down by the 'spirit' on the painting. An ordinary mixed-race species would at least ignite golden eyes, and would activate spiritual vision for the first time when he came into contact with it. However, he did not react at all! "

Mai Jiudoku didn't speak. She didn't know what to say for a moment. Su Enxi's words... were too surprising, and the hidden meaning made people dare not think deeply.

"He is a mixed race, but he can never be an ordinary mixed race... He did not provoke the Deadpool tendon to fight like us, because the Deadpool tendon did not dare at all, and it chose to surrender!
When facing Su Xiaoqiang, it is more likely that as an ordinary person, there is no way to provoke confrontation...

The lowest blood level among us is A, and the highest Zero is at least S level, but even so, it failed to make the Deadpool tendon surrender. "

Su Enxi's tone became lower and lower, whispering quietly.

"What do you think the super mutant white rabbit could be?"

 Four thousand six in this chapter! I went out for a drink at night, and I wonder if I can write another one when I get back. I'll try my best.

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  Anti-bang supplement: Zero recognized Lu Mingfei, but Su Enxi and Jiude Mai did not know

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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