The system is four years ahead of schedule, but Weird is still a cub.

Chapter 114: Will you eat first or me first?

dong dong!

Hearing the knock on the door, Wang Han, who was standing at the door, opened the door and was obviously startled when he saw the beautiful woman at the door: "Huh? Are you an agent from the headquarters, Fang Mingyue?"

"Hello, I'm looking for Detective Shen." Fang Mingyue said.

"..." Nonsense, this is Tan Shen's room, who doesn't know you are looking for Tan Tan.

But due to Shen Ge's current situation, Wang Han still said: "I'm sorry, Detective Shen may be a little inconvenient now, why don't you come later?"

Fang Mingyue wanted to nod, but she always felt a little strange when she heard the movement in the room. She subconsciously turned her head and saw a scene that shattered her view.

I have seen the calm and steady Rong City branch director Deng Yuqi several times at the headquarters, riding on an agent and beating him up.

"Hey, hey, hey, you can't hit someone in the face. If you do this again, I'll fight back!" A certain agent tried his best to protect his face.

Deng Yuqi simply stopped fighting and grabbed Shen Ge's neck as if to strangle him to death.

Shen Ge and Deng Yuqi can now be considered as "students from the same school", but Deng Yuqi clearly "disdains" the kung fu of a certain big shot, and his Tai Chi skill is extremely exquisite, which makes Shen Ge, a beginner of Bajiquan, deeply understand What does it mean to "overcome strength with softness".

In addition, Deng Yuqi is also good at Five Elements Boxing and Tiger-Crane Double Shape, and is even more superb at combining several martial arts in one hand. Shen Ge was caught in less than ten moves with only Baji and special fighting skills.

Although he only passed ten moves, not only did Feng Chengxiu and others not look down upon him, but they were shocked by Shen Ge's growth rate.

Because of Deng Yuqi's situation, to paraphrase a line from "Fearless", "Can you guys stop this punch that has taken twenty years of effort?"... And her situation is a bit more complicated. To be precise, she practiced martial arts at the age of three. , this skill takes a full twenty-five years!

"Kung Fu is honed over time." This is best reflected in Deng Yuqi. She has trained her physical fitness to the limit of human beings.

There is only one person in the entire department who can take on Deng Yuqi's ten full-strength attacks. It is not Section Chief Chen or instructors such as Feng Chengxiu Yu Tiexiong, but Lin Yin, who is born with an unusual physique. Gunslinger's monster.

Perhaps Deng Yuqi was suspected of letting off steam just now, but the first three moves with Shen Ge were elbow to elbow and fist to punch. They were all-out attacks, but Shen Ge resolved them one by one.

A "newcomer" who had learned Bajibeng for less than two months, and a "newcomer" who had been in the army for less than four months, could actually compete with the number one person in the Special Strategy Department in actual combat.

Even Feng Chengxiu didn't expect that Shen Ge would make such rapid progress in just over a month. It was estimated that if he played against him again, he would only have a 30% chance of defeating Shen Ge.

If Deng Yuqi only relied on Baji, he might not be able to defeat Shen Ge within ten moves. However, the opponent's twenty-five years of training was not something he could boast of. As soon as the grapple came out, Shen Ge lay down.

"Uh, this is..." Fang Mingyue's expression became a little subtle. One of these two people was the target she chased day and night and dreamed of surpassing, and the other was the counterattack agent she admired most now.

"Oh, internal grudges, small questions..." Before Wang Han could finish his words, Feng Chengxiu slapped him on the head.

"What nonsense? If word spreads, others will think that there is internal discord in our Rong City branch. Fang Tan, don't worry, our minister and Shen Tan are discussing things." Feng Chengxiu explained.

"...Uh." Is this a discussion method?

Fang Mingyue had a strange expression.

"Hey, Xiao Fang is here. Come in and sit down. I'll greet you after I finish beating Shen Ge." Deng Yuqi pinched her hard a few more times, then let go and stood up, clapped her hands, and instantly regained her mature and steady expression. She looked as if she wasn't the one who had beaten Shen Ge just now.

Fang Mingyue held it in for a long time before saying, "Well, Seventh Sister, the atmosphere in your department is really... a little different from other departments."

"Haha, I am quite easy-going and like to mingle with my subordinates." Deng Yuqi said with a smile.

This is really a "fight".

It seems...nothing wrong.

Deng Yuqi sat on the sofa, glanced at Shen Ge next to him, then looked at Fang Mingyue and said: "Xiao Fang, although you are not old, you are also a senior counterattack agent of our special strategy department. Tell me, As a counter-terrorism agent, what should you do if you disobey your superiors’ orders?”

Fang Mingyue stood up straight and said sternly: "As a counter-terrorist agent, disobeying orders from superiors should be dealt with according to military law... However, if Detective Shen does this, he must have his own intentions. I believe that based on Detective Shen's experience, he will never To make such a low-level mistake, you must have a deeper understanding of the current war situation."

As soon as these words came out, Deng Yuqi couldn't hold back anymore and asked Shen Ge in a low voice: "Okay, when did you turn Xiao Fang into your crazy fan?"

"Praise for killing, definitely praise for killing." Shen Ge replied in a low voice.

The two of them were muttering there, and now it was the turn of Feng Chengxiu and others beside them to hold back. The two of you were talking about cross talk, so you thought the others were deaf, right?

Unexpectedly, Fang Mingyue didn't care, and said with a serious face: "I have cooperated with Shen Tan. At that time, I was in danger many times in the fourth-level mysterious space. Thanks to Shen Tan, he came to the rescue. It was also Shen Tan. The scolding woke me up and made me understand that I cannot just rigidly adhere to orders, but must have an overall view."

After listening to Fang Mingyue boasting about Shen Ge for a few minutes, even I was confused and wanted to ask, "Are you sure you are talking about me?"
  Deng Yuqi also had a troubled face and patted Shen Ge on the shoulder: "Since you have friends here, we won't delay you."

As soon as Deng Yuqi left, the others hurriedly followed suit, otherwise their toes would be digging into the ground if they stayed here and listened to the crazy fans.

Shen Ge sighed, looked at Fang Mingyue and asked, "What do you want from me?"

Fang Mingyue said: "Actually, it's nothing. I think staying with Tan Shen will always help me learn more. If it's inconvenient, I'll leave now."

"..."

Sister, just go and don’t act like a wronged little wife, okay? If you go out like this, others will think I did something to you.

Shen Ge pointed to the seat beside him and said, "Sit down. Speaking of which, why didn't I see Mr. He this time? I thought he would also attend such an occasion."

"He is old. This kind of meeting is too tiring. Judging from the two-day meeting itinerary, it is simply a waste of time for countries to display their special equipment." Fang Mingyue sat down and said.

"What about Chen Guang? I remember he came to this seminar too." Shen Ge still had an impression of this guy. Although he looked like a loser, he did muster up the courage to help in the end.

I originally wanted to ask Fang Mingyue when I had dinner yesterday, but after two days of hard work, I was so sleepy that I just ate something and Shen Ge went back to his room to sleep.

"There was a riot in the center of Seoul yesterday. The idiot went to join in the fun and had a conflict with the little stick soldier. Now he has been punished and is being detained." Fang Mingyue said that after watching the news yesterday, all the agents and soldiers wanted to "help I told Shen Ge about the "field".

"Alas, these guys are still too inexperienced." Shen Ge sighed.

Fang Mingyue was stunned when she heard this, and asked doubtfully: "Ah, why, I don't quite understand what you mean by 'experience', Tan Tan."

Shen Ge said earnestly: "How can I reveal my identity as a spy of the Great Heavenly Dynasty at this time? It was me who rushed up and said, 'Bagaya Road, you little sticks, how dare you disturb me when I go shopping? If you are looking for a dead end, and then have a conflict with the little stick, won't you get rid of yourself?"

Fang Mingyue was stunned. She didn't expect such an operation to be possible. She nodded immediately and said: "I understand. What Shen Tan means is that we must be good at disguise no matter what the environment is, and we must not leave any clues to the enemy! If they can have Shen Tan How can he be held accountable by a stickman if he only has one-tenth of his experience?"

"That's right." Shen Ge was always joking, but Fang Mingyue didn't expect that Fang Mingyue actually listened, and nodded like a coward.

"I've learned a lesson." Fang Mingyue looked serious, thinking that it was indeed the right choice to come to Shen Tan. Shen Tan's words and deeds always reveal profound wisdom.

Shen Ge asked: "Our minister said that because of the strange incident at the Seoul base yesterday, we need to investigate whether a certain agent involved in the operation moved the strange body in full view of the public. We will not return home until at least two days after the investigation is completed. , what are your plans for these two days?"

Fang Mingyue snorted coldly: "I just said that we shouldn't help those little sticks. Counterattack agents from all over the world risked their lives to solve strange incidents for them, but in the end they fell out and suspected the counterattack agents. Really, we should really think that we are against them The spooky agents are as shameless as their little sticks. They want to take possession of everything they see. Huh, it’s probably these shameless bastards who directed and acted on their own. They swallowed the spooky corpses and framed the blame on the spooky agents in other countries. On the body."

"..." Girl, after all, it's wrong to curse people.

After scolding, Fang Mingyue changed her tone: "I don't have any other plans for the past two days. What's wrong with Detective Shen? If you need my help, just ask."

"Are you familiar with Bang Country? Generally speaking, what kind of gift would be suitable to bring to your girlfriend when traveling here?" Shen Ge asked.

Fang Mingyue said: "Detective Shen wants to bring a gift to his girlfriend? Let me think about it... Jiangnan here, uh, no, there was an incident yesterday at Jiangnan Mall and it has been blocked. How about going to Seoul Jiuluo Duty Free Shop? Or the Dark Cave The New Century Duty Free Shop in New Century Duty Free Shop is also ok. I heard that the items in these two duty free shops are very good and the prices are cheaper than in China. As for what gifts to choose...for girls, it’s nothing more than four-piece sets, clothes, jewelry, cosmetics, and bags. Bag."

"If Tan Tan wants to choose a gift, why don't I introduce my friend to you? She is the manager of the Special Policy Department of Dajing City and has a lot of research on cosmetics. Every time we get together as best friends, we will ask her to go shopping together. Come on, let her recommend the latest cosmetics to us."

"Then I'll trouble you." Shen Ge said.

Fang Mingyue smiled and said: "It's my honor to be able to help Tan Shen with this little matter. If it weren't for you, I would have died in Dongyu Village long ago."

After Fang Mingyue's introduction, Shen Ge met Hu Tinglan from the Logistics Management Department of the Special Policy Department of Dajing City. Originally, when Hu Tinglan saw Fang Mingyue pulling her to a handsome guy in excitement, she thought she was going to introduce her boyfriend to her. Who knew she was helping someone else choose a gift for their girlfriend?
  I said to you, sister, you must be sick. It’s okay if you don’t poach others, but you enthusiastically help others choose gifts for their girlfriends. Do you have the constitution of a boiling sheep?

"Hello, I am Shen Ge from the Rong City branch." Shen Ge smiled slightly and stretched out his hand towards Hu Tinglan.

Hu Tinglan shook hands politely, nodded and said: "Hello, I am Hu Tinglan. Handsome guy, why do I think your name sounds familiar...ah! I remembered, you are the special policy department that Brother Li of the Qianzhou branch mentioned The star of the future, Detective Shen who contributed most to the strange events at Level 4 in Yuzhou!"

Dianzhou Branch, Brother Li?
  Which Brother Li?

Shen Ge thought for a long time but didn't know who this person was. There were so many people in the temporary command camp at that time, but in the end no one could name them.

"Ming Yue, you are really good at hiding. You don't even tell your sisters that you know Shen Tan. You...should be cooperating in that strange space, right? Tell me, was the situation very dangerous at that time? Isn't it? Just like what Brother Li said, the entire elite team went out and fought bloody battles for several days before beheading that weird fourth-level head?" Hu Tinglan looked at Fang Mingyue with a gossipy face.

"This..." Fang Mingyue hesitated. She originally promised Deng Yuqi to keep Shen Ge's matter a secret. After she returned to Beijing, even when she reported to the superiors, she reported it according to Deng Yuqi's statement.

"We're going shopping together anyway, why don't we chat on the road?" Shen Ge helped Fang Mingyue out of trouble.

Hu Tinglan just wanted to hear the story anyway, and it didn’t matter who told it where: “Okay, we have two little girls accompanying us this time, and they are interested in your heroic deeds. When shopping, it’s more lively when there are more people. How about calling them too?"

"I don't care, it's up to you." Shen Ge said.

Hu Tinglan added: "Oh yes, there is also Seventh Sister. Last time, Seventh Sister asked me to recommend facial cleanser to her, so we happened to go and buy it together this time."

In this way, the shopping group of three people soon grew to nearly ten people. In addition to Deng Yuqi, there was also a certain elite warrior who saw many beautiful women and dragged Ma Chao to join them.

"Old Shen, I heard that you brought special products back?" Ma Chao asked as he walked beside Shen Ge.

Shen Ge nodded: "Yes, what are the specialties of Bang Country? What do you recommend?"

Wang Han smiled and answered: "Bringing a girl group back? As Shen Tan, if you want to name a girl group, let alone a girl group, the chaebol will definitely..."

Snapped!
  Before Wang Han finished his oral pleasure, he received a slap on the head.

"Wang Han, I know what you did before joining the army. Once you join the army, you have to look like a soldier. If you continue to talk so openly, go back and ask Chen Ke to arrange three months of special training for you." Deng Yuqi said angrily.

As soon as he heard about the three-month special training, Wang Han suddenly stopped and said, "Minister, I'm just joking."

"Can such words be used as a joke? What's more, Shen Ge is picking out gifts for his girlfriend and bringing a girl group back. You can imagine that." Deng Yuqi scolded.

Wang Han could only smile to hide his embarrassment.

Seeing that Wang Han was frustrated, Ma Chao said to add insult to injury: "Look, there's a reason why I said you guy can't find a girlfriend."

"Get lost." Wang Han didn't believe it anymore. Although his appearance was not one of the best in the department, he was still attractive.

There were several girls today, and there was no reason why none of them looked down on him.

However, Wang Han was disappointed. Except for Deng Yuqi who bought something and asked them to carry a bag and chat a few words, the most common words the beauties said to him and Ma Chao during the whole process were "Thank you, sorry for bothering you", "Thank you for your hard work", "Well, Yes, that’s the bag, please trouble you”…

Except for words of thanks, basic communication basically revolves around Shen Ge. Relying on her status as a "colleague" with Shen Ge, the logistics girl will occasionally come to ask a few questions about Shen Ge.

Until I finished shopping, I didn’t even remember Wang Han’s name.

As for Shen Ge, he did tell the story of what happened in the strange space of Yuzhou Level 4 Weird Events, but he just took it back as Fang Mingyue "praised" him.

In order to save the survivors, General Fang Mingyue did not hesitate to share his own food, almost starved to death, and risked his life to fight against the strange. In the end, he advanced and retreated with the survivors, and made up a touching story, shaping him into a "contemporary" Heroine".

Although Fang Mingyue was stunned for a moment, she had the same thought as Shen Ge, that is, "This is really me"? But I was also very moved in my heart and sighed that Shen Tan's conduct was indeed admirable. He obviously solved the strange incident by himself, but he wanted to share the credit with everyone!

In this way, the story meeting inexplicably turned into a business flattery between the two, while only Deng Yuqi was concentrating on shopping, really shopping.

However, Shen Ge also gained a lot. After two days, his suitcase contained three items. Anyway, as long as Hu Tinglan and others said that women like it, he would buy it first as a sign of respect.

In addition to the four-piece set recommended by several people, Shen Ge himself chose a necklace for Cheng Shengnan, which is said to be Vanya's latest global limited edition.

Shen Ge didn't know if it was good or not, but he just highlighted one word - "expensive".

It was originally just a flagship "exhibition" that would be auctioned by a certain chaebol in Seoul a month later. Later, after Deng Yuqi communicated with Bangguo's response department, they found the senior management of Renhe and Fanya Asia Division. After "chatting", Shen Ge got the discounted price.

The Great Celestial Dynasty Special Strategy Department is one of the few departments in Asia that has level 4 experience in countering treachery. It happens to be the department managed by Deng Yuqi. Coupled with her great reputation as a Rakshasa back then, let alone the Bangguo Countermeasures Department. Even the chaebols have to give some face.

After all, no one knows when a level 4 weird thing will pop up in their house. Weird things will not be ignored just because you are a rich man.

On the other side, no trace of the strange corpse of Level 3 in the Seoul base was found, and Bangguo could only break his front teeth and swallow it.

Two days later, agents from various countries returned one after another.

……

……

weekend.

Cheng Shengnan got up early, picked up her phone and opened vx. The chat with Shen Ge still stayed in the afternoon and evening, telling her that she was safe and that the mission was completed and that she would return to China in the next two days.

Due to Shen Ge's special work, Cheng Shengnan was not sure whether the "these two days" was accurate. After all, Shen Ge had been "missing" for more than half a month.

After sending a "good morning" emoji to Shen Ge, Cheng Shengnan started working on the design plan after breakfast. The workload has been greatly reduced recently.

In recent months, house prices have plummeted, but no one has bought them. This has also led to fewer and fewer orders in the company. The two orders in her hand were left behind when Shen Ge left. Fortunately, it's not unusual for their line of business to have one or two orders a year. After all, one order can last for several months.

It was almost noon, Cheng Shengnan picked up the phone and took a look. Shen Ge still hadn't responded to the message, so he sent an "[○｀Д○]angry" expression.

Just when Cheng Shengnan was considering whether to call and ask, the doorbell rang. She opened the smart lock app and took a look, only to see Shen Ge standing outside the door with three large suitcases.

Cheng Shengnan looked happy, but then he hummed, picked up his phone, opened the smart lock, and said, "No one is there."

Shen Ge outside the door smiled and said: "If there is no one, then I can come in by myself?"

Cheng Shengnan picked up the phone and said with a smile: "Okay, as long as you don't destroy the door and lock, you can count on your ability if you can get in."

After saying that, Cheng Shengnan looked at the surveillance screen on his mobile phone screen, only to see that Shen Ge was no longer at the door, leaving only three suitcases.

Cheng Shengnan was stunned for a moment, but he heard Shen Ge's voice behind him: "As expected of a model worker in the company, he spends his days off changing plans."

"You." Cheng Shengnan was stunned, wondering how Shen Ge came in.

Shen Ge approached her and smiled: "Me what?"

"When did you come back?"

"On the flight in the morning, I went home specifically to take a shower, change my clothes, and then came over to give gifts without stopping."

"Gift?"

"Didn't you say that the first gift you give your girlfriend is important?"

Cheng Shengnan's expression became a little subtle when he heard this: "You won't tell me...the three big boxes of things outside are all 'gifts', right?"

"Yes."

"You didn't think about what to buy at all, or you didn't want to think about it, so you just vacated a store?"

"That's not the case." Shen Ge smiled and walked back to the living room, opened the door, took in three suitcases, pushed them to the sofa and opened them.

There are three large boxes of the latest clothes, jewelry, cosmetics, and bags. In addition to some famous brands, there are also some high-quality and low-price brands.

Cheng Shengnan squatted next to the box, his face full of shock, but more of a surprise. She is not short of money, and she usually likes to go shopping with her friends and besties, but she is not so bold as to loot luxury stores.

Cheng Shengnan raised his head and asked tentatively: "You couldn't have taken the opportunity to rob a duty-free shop while the weirdness was raging in the city, right?"

"Yes, when we bombed Jiangnan Mall, why didn't I think of buying some luxury goods?" Shen Ge said with regret.

"You went to Bang Country?" Cheng Shengnan asked.

Shen Ge nodded: "Yes, these are purchased from Seoul Jiuluo Duty Free Shop and Dark Cave New Century Duty Free Shop, and are paid for. We are heroes who save the world, and we generally don't do anything illegal..."

generally……

You haven’t done much yet... Why does this sound so awkward?

"Honestly, based on what I know about you, I don't believe you have the vision to pick out these three big boxes of things. Hum, there must be a military adviser behind you, right?" Cheng Shengnan adjusted his glasses, with an expression on his face that said, "I've seen through you already." .

Shen Ge sat on the sofa and generously admitted to looking for help, and relayed the recommendations of the three main military advisors, Hu Tinglan, Fang Mingyue and Deng Yuqi.

"Your colleague has really good taste. These things are all the hottest things in recent months and are basically out of stock in China." Cheng Shengnan picked up the things in the box one by one and looked at them. He was also very interested in these things. Hu Tinglan's title of "shopping expert" was not brought up by her sisters.

"Would you mind if I let someone else pick a gift for me?" Shen Ge asked.

Cheng Shengnan smiled back and said, "You can spend time thinking about gifts, and even ask your colleagues for help. After two days of shopping to collect these three large boxes of things, you have already defeated 99.% of the boyfriends in the country."

"I also picked out a gift for you." Shen Ge said.

Cheng Shengnan's eyes lit up, he stood up and came over: "Oh?"

Shen Ge took out a beautifully packaged box from behind and handed it to Cheng Shengnan. He smiled and said, "Open it and take a look. Do you like it?"

Cheng Shengnan sat next to Shen Ge and opened the box. When he saw the exquisite and gorgeous necklace inside, he was a little surprised and said: "Huh? Isn't this Vanya's latest limited edition necklace jointly designed by several well-known jewelry designers around the world? I don't have it. If I remember correctly, this should not be for sale."

Shen Ge said: "It is indeed not for sale, but we can't stand up to our strong background. Using the minister's name at that time, he deceived the store manager into contacting the top management of Vanya Asia Division, and then the minister also helped me and Bang Guo deal with the people who responded to the ministry. We communicated and got a 10% discount.”

"...10% off, that's a lot. I guess your family will have to pay for it." Cheng Shengnan often accompanied her adoptive mother to attend some charity meetings and participated in charity auctions many times. Things like this were created in the name of joint design. It's a gimmick, even if it's at a discount, it's still going to cost eight figures.

"Oh, it's not a big problem. The result of our discussion with the Countermeasures Department of Bangguo is that they will advance the money, and I only need to pay one-tenth of it, and I will issue an IOU for the rest." Shen Ge said.

"Would someone as stingy as Xiaobangzi agree?" Cheng Shengnan obviously didn't believe it.

Shen Ge smiled and said: "There are additional conditions. If there are weird events of level 4 and above in Bangguo, then the Rong City branch, which has experience in dealing with level 4 weirdness, must support them unconditionally. To put it simply, I have to help them when the time comes. They deal with level 4 weirdness.”

"You're crazy!" Cheng Shengnan looked shocked and said excitedly: "I don't want this necklace anymore. You should return it to him quickly and refuse this kind of agreement."

"That won't work. You said that the first gift you give to your girlfriend is the most memorable. After thinking about it, the words "the world's only limited edition" are worthy of it." Shen Ge said in a relaxed tone.

Although Cheng Shengnan was very moved, she obviously didn't think that a necklace was worth taking such a risk for Shen Ge. According to Shen Ge, the previous intangibility was just a weirdness that had just reached level 2. Level 2 was already so terrifying, so What should level 4 be like?
  However, what Cheng Shengnan didn't know was that this additional condition was not proposed by Deng Yuqi or Bang Guo's response department, but by Shen Ge on his own initiative.

Shen Ge didn't expand because he solved the fourth-level weird "not coming out", but as he gained more and more characteristics and used the power of "not coming out" to fuse the weird brain "not forgetting" with the chip Later, Xiao Qi, who mutated and appeared, made him understand the power and preciousness of his characteristics.

Another crucial point is that the killed "characteristics" will be transferred to the newly born weirdos, causing their weirdos to have abilities related to the characteristics until they grow to level 4 and the characteristic abilities are fully awakened.

After experiencing the fourth-level weird event "No Out", Shen Ge deeply realized how big the difference in strength was between those with special characteristics and those without special characteristics.

If you pay a huge price to kill Weird every time, but in the end the characteristics are "transferred", and the strength of human beings will continue to weaken, Weird will not hurt or itch.

There is only one way to solve this situation, and that is to devour the characteristic through the system and make this characteristic completely disappear from the world.

On the one hand, you can make yourself stronger by absorbing characteristics; on the other hand, you can completely "annihilate" the characteristics to reduce your strange strength and delay the end of the world, killing two birds with one stone.

Shen Ge took the initiative to cooperate with Bangguo. If the other party really asked them for help, they would find an opportunity to swallow up the characteristics. As for whether it would be exposed...then they would find a few "turtle shells" to go back and communicate with each other like in the "Buchu" incident. , no one knew that the strange corpse of Level 4 was swallowed by him.

Is it reasonable to downgrade a high-level weirdo after he dies? It's unreasonable. Then go talk to Weiyi. What's the use of talking to me... against me?

That's great. Shen Ge would have a reason to set fire to Bang Country.

Cheng Shengnan was still trying to persuade Shen Ge to return the necklace to terminate the agreement. She didn't want any gifts, but she didn't want Shen Ge to take risks.

Listening to Cheng Shengnan's constant "Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah," Shen Ge simply pressed him under his body and blocked the other's mouth with his own mouth to prevent her from continuing to "bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah".

"..."

A few minutes later.

"Are you still talking?" Shen Ge asked.

Cheng Shengnan shook his head.

"It is said that women in love are stupid. It seems that they are right. Don't worry, I am a timid person who is afraid of death. How can I put myself in danger? I will naturally consider signing the agreement. Besides, There was a strange incident that couldn't be solved in Bang Country and they asked me for help. At that time, they begged me that the 'reward' for this agreement would be more than just a necklace." Shen Ge said with a smile.

Cheng Shengnan was stunned for a moment. Just now he was only concerned about whether Shen Ge would take risks, but he ignored the intrigue behind it. Concern leads to chaos. He obviously forgot that Shen Ge would never suffer.

"No matter what, remember, safety comes first in everything. Nothing is more important than your life. I have money. I don't lack anything. I just want you to be well." Cheng Shengnan said gently.

"Follow your orders!" Shen Ge said artificially.

"Perfunctory."

"Ah? Was I perfunctory just now? Then do it again..." After Shen Ge finished speaking, he leaned forward again.

"..."

A few minutes later.

"...Why did you think of picking this necklace?" Cheng Shengnan tried to change the subject. Based on her understanding of Shen Ge, Shen Ge should know nothing about jewelry.

"Oh, I entered their showroom. This necklace is in the center, the brightest, and the price is 'not for sale'. I think it should be very good."

"..."

As expected of you.

"Hey, I'm talking to you about business, don't do anything." Cheng Shengnan hummed.

Shen Ge was stunned for a moment, and suddenly became extremely serious: "When it comes to business, you reminded me. I remember someone promised that he would change his clothes and show me when I get back safely, right?"

"Yes? I don't remember." Cheng Shengnan said.

Shen Ge looked like he knew you would cheat a long time ago. He took out his phone and opened the photo: "I knew you would cheat a long time ago. I recorded the screen."

"Hey! You're recording this kind of chat!" Cheng Shengnan made a move to grab the phone, but was subdued by Shen Ge the next second and played the recording.

"...Some people can say that she never lies." Shen Ge joked.

"..."

In the end, under Shen Ge's hard work, Cheng Shengnan couldn't defeat him and could only go back to the room to change clothes, while Shen Ge was scrolling through his cell phone in the living room.

"Okay, you can come in." A few minutes later, Cheng Shengnan's voice came from the bedroom.

Shen Ge walked over and opened the door, only to see Cheng Shengnan had put on white pajamas and was sitting by the bed.

Shen Ge admired it, raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you going to use this to test cadres?"

"..." Cheng Shengnan was speechless.

Then he gritted his teeth and said, "Please get out."

"Would you like to change into another set?"

"Don't think about it."

"Well, let's start cheating."

"Just change it!"

"How about I stand here and guide you?"

"I won't change it."

"Okay, I'll go out." Shen Ge closed the door.

A few minutes later.

"All right."

Shen Ge opened the door, and this time Cheng Shengnan put on a white shirt that reached to the thighs, paired with white stockings, which immediately made his eyes light up.

"Tsk, tsk, as a senior pajamas reviewer, I have to admit that a simple shirt can make a lot of sexy pajamas." Shen Ge commented with a very professional look and walked towards the room.

"You've crossed the line. If you go any further...I won't change the ones behind you." Cheng Shengnan pointed at the door and said in a threatening tone.

Shen Ge reluctantly retreated to the door and closed the door with a smile: "Looking forward to your next set."

The "pajamas show" lasted for almost an hour. Cheng Shengnan fulfilled her promise and changed into seven or eight sets of various pajamas for Shen Ge to "review".

Finally, we finish with "regular" black pajamas paired with black silk.

Shen Ge followed Cheng Shengnan to the kitchen, leaned against the door frame and said, "Actually, I think you looked good wearing only a white shirt before. Why did you choose this suit in the end?"

Cheng Shengnan opened the refrigerator, took out the juice, took a sip, and rolled his eyes at Shen Ge: "Do you think it's cool for me to walk around the house wearing only a white shirt?"

"picture."

"...I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Cheng Shengnan opened the lower shelf of the refrigerator and said, "There are steaks, chicken legs and chicken breasts. What do you want to eat for lunch?"

The kitchen is clean and you can tell from a glance that it is rarely used. Based on Shen Ge's understanding of Cheng Shengnan, defrosting steak and frying it was already the highest level of her cooking skills.

"What do you think?" Shen Ge blocked Cheng Shengnan in front of the refrigerator.

"...Now, it's daytime."

"Oh, so what?"

"Huh?" Cheng Shengnan didn't expect Shen Ge to give such an answer. He was stunned for a moment, but in the next second, Shen Ge had already carried him to the cupboard and sat on it.

"I heard your English is good."

?

Cheng Shengnan was confused.

"My English is quite poor, why don't you teach me English?" Shen Ge smiled and kissed her.

After being let go, Cheng Shengnan's eyes were misty, blurry and seductive. He bit his lip and asked, "What do you want to learn?"

Shen Ge said: "Let's start with the simplest letters."

"for example."

"M."

Before Cheng Shengnan came to his senses, he had already taught someone how to recognize an "M" by precept and deed. Shen Ge had a smirk on his face and couldn't let go of the perfect gun mount.

"You." Cheng Shengnan felt weak all over.

"what."

"lighter."

So...it's not just talk about having fun with your legs.

A pair of perfect legs is much more interesting than those two little rabbits.

"Not here."

"Go to the bedroom."

"Please, please."

"Ah."

"please."

……

……

Cheng Shengnan regretted not eating more for breakfast, which resulted in him not eating lunch or dinner. Now he was so tired and hungry that he didn't even want to move his fingers.

Shen Ge looked at Cheng Shengnan who was huddled in his arms, and suddenly felt that there was a reason why the neighbor next door who was living a good life often played "Dear, do you eat first or me first?" "You are so pretty, you can eat it." He showed off one Not only was I not hungry in the afternoon, I was also quite energetic.

Cheng Shengnan felt the warmth on his legs and slapped Shen Ge's hand away: "Please, let me go first...it really hurts, let me rest. Besides, I'm really hungry."

"What do you want to eat?" Shen Ge asked.

Cheng Shengnan asked, "What will you do?"

"It's a bit exaggerated to cook a Manchu-Han banquet, but it's no problem to cook a few dishes for you. I studied under the 'Chinese Culinary Institute', Tang Niu is my senior brother, and the young master is my junior brother." Shen Ge is a happy person. Cool, he said with a proud look on his face.

"..." Cheng Shengnan looked unbelieving.

Shen Ge wrapped Cheng Shengnan in a quilt and got out of bed: "Just wait."

Cheng Shengnan was lying on the bed scrolling through her phone when she heard the sound of ping-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong coming from the kitchen. Now she was tired, hungry and in pain. Even if Shen Ge missed her kitchen, she didn't want to get up and take a look.

Half an hour later, Shen Ge went back to the room and opened the closet. Cheng Shengnan thought he would be tricked into choosing a pair of short pajamas for himself, but instead he pulled out a normal set.

The reason given by Shen Ge made Cheng Shengnan dumbfounded, "If I need to change into something cooler, I guess I won't be able to eat the food if it gets cold."

Cheng Shengnan wanted to take off her tattered black silk stockings, but Shen Ge stopped her and told her in a professional tone that this was called a home temptation style.

"..."

nerve.

Cheng Shengnan complained in his mind and was carried to the dining table by Shen Ge. He was surprised when he saw three dishes, one soup and a takeaway steak.

"You really know how to cook?" Cheng Shengnan was slightly surprised.

Shen Ge gave Cheng Shengnan a piece of fried chicken breast with green pepper and said with a smile: "You have lived alone for more than ten years, you can't eat instant noodles every day, right?"

"Oh. Then I will cook it for you." Cheng Shengnan said.

Shen Ge smiled and said: "I think for the safety of my life, I should do such a small thing as cooking. As the saying goes, beauty and cooking skills are inversely proportional. With your appearance, I dare not compliment you on your cooking skills."

"Huh, who are you looking down on?" Cheng Shengnan decided to go back and study his cooking skills to calm this arrogant and arrogant guy.

But arrogance is arrogance. The dishes Shen Ge cooked seemed simple, but the taste and heat were just right. Cheng Shengnan, who was already extremely hungry, really felt like he was eating a Manchu banquet.

After dinner, Shen Ge cleaned up the kitchen and then sat on the sofa with Cheng Shengnan to watch a movie. Cheng Shengnan fell asleep leaning against him in a daze.

As a result, I went to bed too early and couldn't sleep in the second half of the night and was tortured for half the night.

After a day of hard work, Cheng Shengnan came to a conclusion...that is, this guy Shen Ge is truly a leg control. Not only is he a loser, he is also a loser in socks!

"Son of a bitch! I've never practiced yoga!" Cheng Shengnan was completely angry.

(End of this chapter)