I stole someone else's ticket to rebirth

Chapter 228: Am I the only clown who co-authored this chapter?

Chapter 228: Am I the only clown who co-authored this chapter?
Li Yang drove himself to the Trade City.

It's after seven o'clock, which is the busy time in the Trade City.

After he parked the car in the garage, he didn't get out of the car for a long time.

The reason is that he doesn't know what to do.

I can only say that I'm sorry for bringing Wu Tianqi into this pit.

Just like Wu Tianqi blamed himself in his previous life, saying that Li Yang and Wang Manqi should not have known each other.

He decided to call Bai Qing first.

"Daughter-in-law, do you have Yang Shanshan's contact information? Give it to me."

Bai Qing asked: "What's wrong?"

"Talk to her, she screwed my brother up."

"Think beautifully!"

……

Li Yang frowned, the title was wrong.

"No barbecue!" Li Yang refused directly.

"Can you still expect me to treat you to a big meal? Just find a roadside stall and make do with it."

"Then I also know a good crayfish restaurant."

Yang Shanshan said: "No matter how rich you are, you are not as rich as Mr. Li. If I eat with you and you still have to pay for it, don't you look down on you?"

Yang Shanshan said: "I know a good barbecue place, how about I take you there?"

He turned on the double flash, and Wu Tianqi came over quickly.

"What about cooking?"

He called Wu Tianqi and asked Wu Tianqi to come to the garage to find him.

Li Yang was expressing his dissatisfaction, and he was talking to Yang Shanshan.

Until Wu Tianqi said: "Just eat crayfish, I'll treat you to it!"

Those long legs are really eye-catching, her appearance is top-notch, and her clothes match well.

Li Yang couldn't blame Yang Shanshan, because Yang Shanshan didn't give Wu Tianqi a chance after she left, and now it was Wu Tianqi who took the initiative to get involved.

"Western food?"

He hadn't figured out how to tell Yang Shanshan yet, so he simply waited.

As a result, when Wu Tianqi came, Yang Shanshan was with him.

A signature restaurant with crayfish is very popular. There are no private rooms inside, and even the open-air space at the door is full of people.

“No crayfish!”

Li Yang stepped on the accelerator and stepped out.

If he had money, he could have Yang Shanshan accompany him every day.

Coupled with his mature temperament, it is understandable that Wu Tianqi is so perplexed.

Jiangbei can be considered a city for foodies, so they could only choose a place in the corner, close to the wall.

After sitting down and ordering the meal, Li Yang looked at Yang Shanshan and asked: "Miss Yang, you are a rich woman now, why don't you treat me to this meal?"

Ten minutes later, Li Yang took advantage of the opportunity and parked the car on the side of the road.

"Don't eat!"

Bai Qing had given her a full seven million before, so why bother fishing for Wu Tianqi for that little pocket money now.

"it is good!"

This guy is a fan of cultivating immortals, and even Jiang Banxia is now used to calling him fellow Taoist.

At this time, Wu Tianqi probably just felt that he didn't have enough money.

"Ah? What's going on? I knew Shanshan was in a bad mood recently, so I gave him her contact information. I just wanted him to try..."

"You two sit in the back!"

Li Yang said: "Okay, I'll keep you there if I don't have any money later!"

"Haha, I heard that Miss Yang is still working at the counter in the Trade City? You are really thrifty. No wonder my brother likes you so much."

Wu Tianqi responded silently, opened the car door for Yang Shanshan, and blocked the roof of the car with his hand to prevent Yang Shanshan from hitting her head.

After Yang Shanshan was seated, he went in and closed the car door.

"..."

Wu Tianqi in the back row asked: "Li Yang, where are we going?"

……

You can accept it when you see it.

Yang Shanshan smiled and said: "To each other, Mr. Li, don't you also drive a taxi after get off work?"

"..."

Drive your sister's taxi!
Yang Shanshan is as sharp as ever.

Wu Tianqi on the side said quickly: "Li Yang, Shanshan has no money now. She opened a coffee shop with a friend and was cheated by her friend. I will treat you to this meal."

"Where did you get the money?"

Wu Tianqi took out his mobile phone, brought up a HP Financial page, and said, "I can borrow it."

"Depend on!"

During this period, P2P was booming, with all kinds of campus loans springing up like mushrooms after a rain, and even naked loans.

He patted Wu Tianqi on the shoulder, sighed and said, "Fellow Daoist Wu, you are invincible!"

At this point, Li Yang had no choice.

He never cared about that little money, even in his previous life, he didn't care about treating Wu Tianqi to a few meals.

He took out a bank card, handed it to Wu Tianqi, and said, "Go find an ATM, withdraw 20,000 yuan and spend it yourself. The password is my birthday."

"Forget it, lend me a few hundred yuan tomorrow, and I'll buy a ticket and go back."

Wu Tianqi was embarrassed to take Li Yang's money again.

As a result, Li Yang directly put the card into his hand, "You can go if you are told! You can stay here for two more days if you want. Just treat it as Jiang Banxia gave it to you. If you don't accept her, you will feel bad."

When Wu Tianqi heard this, he immediately laughed: "I'll thank her properly!"

After that, I took my bank card and went to the ATM machine.

Li Yang didn't want to transfer the money, how could he be paid by transferring the money?
Now that Wu Tianqi was gone, he looked at Yang Shanshan again: "Ms. Yang, to be a bit presumptuous, I actually like you quite a bit. You see, Wu Tianqi doesn't have anything he wants. How about we talk about it?"

Yang Shanshan smiled and said: "What? Qingqing is pregnant, so you are so hungry?"

Li Yang: "..."

He couldn't hold it back and said directly: "What the hell are you trying to do?"

"It's nothing. He came here on his own. What does it have to do with me? In order to accompany him, I asked for leave. Isn't it right to get back the lost wages?"

Li Yang: "Why the hell do you earn 10,000 a day?"

"Can't the other fees be mental damages?"

Li Yang gave a thumbs up, "You're awesome! I haven't broken my guard in a long time. Just tell me what you want, and I'll give it to you now. If you want money, just tell me the amount, as long as you don't give it to him again." Just a little chance.”

"As expected of a big boss, how about one hundred thousand yuan? It's just a small sum of money to you."

"can."

Li Yang took out his mobile phone and transferred it to Yang Shanshan. He had her mobile phone number before, and the Alipay verification also matched it.

The next second, Yang Shanshan received a notification on her phone. She smiled sweetly, picked up her bag, and left.

Before leaving, he turned around and said: "Next time you have such a business, remember to call me."

She smiled happily, which in itself was something worth being happy about.

As soon as Yang Shanshan left, Wu Tianqi came back, but he didn't get the money and handed the card directly to Li Yang.

He said calmly: "Fellow Daoist Li, why are you doing this?"

Li Yang glanced at him, "Why did you change your title?"

Wu Tianqi sat down and said, "I know it's silly to call you a fellow Taoist. Only when you and Jiang Banxia treat me as friends will you tolerate me. In front of her, I want to be more formal."

"Why should it be formal? You spend money to chat with her. No matter what you do, it's what you should do. You don't have to consider what she thinks."

Wu Tianqi retorted: "I'm not looking for her, it's her willingness to give me a chance."

"You're not done yet, are you? I'd be embarrassed for you if you become a dog-licker."

These words were very serious, and Li Yang felt it was inappropriate.

It's just... I did break through a little bit today.

Yang Shanshan almost had the words 'I just want money' written on her face, and it was impossible for Wu Tianqi not to see it.

He originally thought that Wu Tianqi would get angry, but Wu Tianqi said calmly: "What can I do? As for me, no matter who I am with, I am always a dog licker. At least Yang Shanshan has a chance to be a dog licker than me. Those girls are all beautiful, and I dare to say that Yang Shanshan is the most innocent so far. Is it possible for other girls to be innocent? Why don’t I find the one I feel most comfortable with? Will Daoyou Li think I’m cheating? A girlfriend appreciates my looks and personality, right?"

Li Yang: "..."

He didn't dare to think like this, not even to death.

Li Yang asked: "But you can't catch her. Even if other girls have other purposes, they are at least willing to be with you. Over time, feelings will come out."

"But I just like beautiful ones!"

Wu Tianqi's reason is simple and simple.

Li Yang thought of his first wife. Logically speaking, since Wu Tianqi was with her all day long, he should be able to discover her problems.

Although lupus erythematosus may appear to be asymptomatic, it is actually very problematic.

Maybe if you eat a little bit of salty food, your body will malfunction, and you may have to be hospitalized for a small cold.

As a result...it was discovered three years later.

That woman is indeed very beautiful, not much worse than Yang Shanshan. It is very possible that Wu Tianqi concealed it.

Wu Tianqi continued: "Fellow Daoist Li, my desires are worthy of my current suffering, so you don't have to sympathize with me. I'll go find her for dinner, and I'll ask her to return the 100,000 yuan to you! If she doesn't return it, in the future I'll pay you back slowly."

After saying that, he stood up and chased in the direction Yang Shanshan left.

Li Yang took the bank card and knew that Wu Tianqi had not withdrawn the money, otherwise he would not have known about the one hundred thousand yuan.

He was most likely watching secretly nearby just now.

only……

Depend on! Am I the only one eating?

"Boss, pack my share!"

"Have you eaten? I packed a portion of crayfish. Let's eat together at your place?"

……

Twenty minutes later, Li Yang arrived at Xiangnu's residence with the packed crayfish.

It's not that he doesn't want to go home, but... why would he bring crayfish back?
Mom won't let her eat, she is worried about the food outside, and Xue Ning is greedy.

Let's just settle it outside.

After much deliberation, Xiangnu's side is just fine.

As soon as I reached the door, I received a message.

Yang Shanshan transferred 100,000 yuan back.

Li Yang knew that when Yang Shanshan fished for Wu Tianqi, he would catch the fish accurately.

After using this move, Wu Tianqi would never be able to escape the hook!

So awesome!
After pressing the doorbell, Xiang Nu quickly came over and opened the door.

Li Yang's eyes were attracted by those long legs.

Compared with Yang Shanshan, Xiang Nu's legs are the best. She is close to 1.8 meters tall.

With a height of 178cm, if he wears a pair of high heels, he would be taller than Li Yang.

It was summer, and she was wearing a pair of ultra-short hot pants that covered her hips. Her height and body proportions were horribly exaggerated.

Xiangnu asked: "Why did you think of calling me to eat today? And you brought it here in person."

Li Yang walked in and said, "I wouldn't have known you were in such good shape if I hadn't come here. You just made me look stupid. I don't know what I missed before."

"No, don't flatter me. I'm far behind compared to Jiang Banxia."

"It's okay, it's okay. Even if she is here, I dare to say..."

Li Yang walked to the dining table and just put down the crayfish in his hand when he saw a tablet next to him.

And this tablet is playing video.

No surprise, it’s Jiang Banxia in the video.

At this time, Jiang Banxia was like a cute little panda, tilting his head and looking at Li Yang.

As for Xiang Nu not far away, he held his hands in front of his chest, squeezed out an exaggerated arc, and looked at Li Yang with a smile.

"Master Li..."

"Hahaha, here you are, wife, I miss you, woo woo woo..."

In the video, Jiang Banxia raised her leg and asked, "Master Li, do my legs look bad?"

Li Yang hurriedly said seriously: "Who dares to say it's not good-looking? With these legs, can you find the second one in the world? Bah, bah, bah, can you find the third one? These are simply the most beautiful in the world. Works of art, when God created these legs, he must have chosen the most beautiful jade, and hired the best carver to carve it carefully... After it was done, he killed the master, and from then on there was only this One pair is flawless..."

"Did you use all the vocabulary you learned in Chinese? Thank you for your hard work..."

"No, no, I'm only using half of it now. I'll tell you about the other half when I go to the capital. I'll be drafting it during this time."

"Oh, then I won't delay you from eating crayfish."

After saying that, Jiang Banxia hung up the video.

Li Yang looked at Xiangnu resentfully and said angrily: "Is that what I said to you? Although it's not a good idea to come to your place for dinner at night, you don't need to put on a condom for me, right? I'm wearing hot pants... "

Li Yang has never seen Xiang Nu wear something like this before.

It can only be said that the beautiful legs affected his thinking, and he did not notice that it was a trap.

Xiangnu came over and opened the lunch box and said: "Do I need to put a condom on you? Originally, I was video chatting with Xia Xia, and she heard it when I answered your call. I was practicing body shaping at the time... I didn’t even plan to eat.”

"Then I'll find another one?"

"You're here, I happen to be hungry too, but I really haven't had dinner in a long time."

"why?"

"Keep in shape. If you don't get married, you don't have a partner. What if your figure gets ruined?"

Li Yang looked at Xiangnu from beginning to end. His good figure was indeed a result of management.

Any pose is so tempting.

Jiang Banxia is much simpler, but she is naturally good, no worse than Xiang Nu.

"What a perseverance! If anyone doesn't let me eat dinner, I will fight him to the death!"

Li Yang handed the gloves to Xiangnu and started to eat happily.

To eat this thing, you must have someone by your side. It's too boring to eat alone.

Xiangnu sat down, put on his gloves, and said: "I want to eat too, but I can't help it. If I had Xia Xia's strength, I wouldn't care if I became fat and turned into a pig. Isn't this the only capital I have? Definitely have to maintain it.”

"In that case, it's time for me to exercise. After all, my only asset is this 360-degree handsome face."

"Oh, it would be great if you only have this capital."

In Xiangnu's view, Li Yang's character is not lovable, but after getting along with him for a long time, he feels that this guy is very safe.

Judging from Song Yu and the others' trust in Li Yang, we knew that they had to raise money for Li Yang even if they lost everything this time. Li Yang never mentioned the risks and benefits to them from the beginning to the end.

Li Yang glanced at Xiang Nu: "I still have a talent, but you know it after hiding it so deeply? Do you have clairvoyance?"

Xiang Nu rolled his eyes: "Yes, yes, I have clairvoyance! Hurry up and eat, I see your stomach is flat..."

"Then I'll block it so you don't see it."

After Li Yang finished speaking, he stacked his legs together.

Xiangnu: "..."

……

After eating, Li Yang left, taking away some garbage for Xiang Nu.

This meal was a complete waste.

As soon as he got in the car, Li Yang made a video call to Jiang Banxia.

After the video was connected, he immediately said: "Twenty minutes in total. Wife, you should believe in my strength. I definitely didn't do anything."

Jiang Banxia said unnaturally: "Yeah, yeah, believe you, I'm going to sleep..."

"No, no, you still have to watch me go back. I still want to kiss you after I go back..."

"But I'm a little sleepy. I have to go to work tomorrow."

"Are you unhappy? I feel like something is wrong with you. Are you starting to doubt me?"

"No, I'm really just sleepy."

"No! Once the seeds of doubt are planted, things can easily go wrong. The two of us will chat for a while and I will prove my innocence."

"I believe Master Li is innocent. It's just a meal, and I won't think too much about it."

"But I think you're just overthinking it now."

"No……"

"Then kiss me."

"mua^......"

"Then let me take another bite."

"what?"

"You don't want to do it anymore, and you said you didn't think too much about it? You used to give me food and put it in my mouth..."

After Li Yang finished speaking, he saw Jiang Banxia lowering his head and silently moving the camera.

then……

Li Yang discovered that Dou Ying was next to Jiang Banxia.

His enlarged lips in front of the camera still maintained a kissing posture.

In an instant, Li Yang quickly hung up the video.

At this time, he was so embarrassed that he could dig a hole out of the car's chassis.

Today, Yang Shanshan had her guard down, and she was embarrassed one after another.

Yes, everything is Yang Shanshan’s fault!

He transferred two thousand yuan to Wu Tianqi and said, "Find a hotel to stay in, don't sleep on the street."

The next second, Wu Tianqi sent a photo back. He and Yang Shanshan were eating crayfish. In the photo, Yang Shanshan peeled off a shrimp and fed it to him.

After sending the photo, Wu Tianqi accepted the transfer without even saying thank you.

Damn it, I’m the clown today, right?
In the photo, Wu Tianqi's face is still abstract, and Yang Shanshan's face is still beautiful. When feeding the shrimps, Yang Shanshan smiled happily, as if her eyes were full of love.

Who can handle playing like this?

He was wrong, really.

He only knew that being fished by others would lead to no results, and in the end both people and money would be lost, but he didn't know that there were people who were just willing to enjoy the process.

He was wrong, really.

He only knows that dog-licking has no future, but he forgets that dog-licking is not a fool. If there is nothing truly attractive, he will not insist on it at all costs.

(End of this chapter)

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