I stole someone else's ticket to rebirth

Chapter 26 He is really stupid
  No wonder Wu Tianqi wanted to make sure that no one was in the dormitory and closed the door.

Why are you saying such shameful words to others? They would think that Li Yang has some special hobby.

"You've had enough!"

"No! If you don't join my aunt today, don't even think about walking out of this door!"

"Are you really mentally ill? Didn't you tell me to stay away from Auntie You before?"

Wu Tianqi: "..."

He didn't know that his aunt knew so many girls, all of them with pitiful backgrounds, just waiting for him to save them.

Otherwise, how could he be so embarrassed today?
  "Oh, Fellow Daoist Li, the situation is stronger than others, and I have something to fall into someone else's hands. If you don't agree today, I will have to die tomorrow. Can you bear it?"

"I can't bear it."

"No, what you said is against your will. You know that I am good at the art of looking at energy."

"Can't you say bad things about me in front of your aunt?"

"I said..."

"and then?"

"It seems... the more I talk... the more excited my aunt becomes..."

Wu Tianqi really didn't know what was going on, but he was exaggerating and completely described Li Yang as a disciple of the Demon Sect.

"Then retell what you said to me from beginning to end. When you're done, I'll add her."

"okay!"

When the two of them walked to the cafeteria, Wu Tianqi told the entire conversation between him and Bai Qing.

Li Yang was not surprised at all. In order to prevent himself from becoming his uncle, this guy might indeed do such a thing.

Speaking of the latter, Wu Tianqi himself felt embarrassed.

When Li Yang saw how hard he was, he suddenly remembered that this guy wouldn't lie.

I have never lied much in my life.

At most, he could just make up the plot a little bit on certain things, or he could only say half a sentence.

He didn't have the brains to make up a story from beginning to end, otherwise he wouldn't have scored around 200 points in each exam.

Science is indeed a bit difficult, but getting a score of 200 is not something you can do with your hands, it requires no brains.

There are so many multiple-choice questions, all based on confusion. According to probability, you can get about 120 points.

For Chinese reading comprehension and composition, if you just ramble on a few sentences and fill up the space, it won't be a problem to get thirty or forty points in total.

In other words, as long as you take the exam, you will get 150 points for free, and you will get 50 points for the rest, no need to think about it. Anyone who has a little bit of brains can get 50 more points on the test.

In science, generally 350 to 450 is the watershed, which is equivalent to the basic score of a normal high school student.

Liberal arts should be fifty points more on this basis.

However, high-level liberal arts courses are a little more difficult than high-level science courses. The score line of key liberal arts universities is generally ten points lower than that of science courses, and the Qingbei score line is also two or three points lower.

Of course, Li Yang was not thinking about these, but about something Wu Tianqi said yesterday afternoon.

"Did you play basketball after school last night?"

"correct."

"Meet Jiang Banxia on the basketball court?"

"Yes, believe it or not, Jiang Banxia really went to the basketball court."

"and then?"

"Then I was playing ball and put my phone next to me. She took it and played with it for a while and then left..."

Li Yang: "..."

When Wu Tianqi saw that Li Yang had not agreed to his request, he whispered: "Don't force me to beg you in the cafeteria. If the elders of my family know that I have found a brother-in-law for them, I will not be able to bear the consequences."

Li Yang took out his cell phone and said: "How can I not give face to a nephew like you? I will give it to you immediately!"

Wu Tianqi: "..."

endured.

For Xiaomei.

He watched with his own eyes as Li Yang found Bai Qing's QQ and then sent an application to join. At this moment, he was completely relieved.

"Fellow Daoist Li, I have one more thing to ask you."

"Ok?"

"Have you ever practiced dual cultivation with Jiang Banxia?"

"The reason I um is... what did you just call me?"

"Fuck! Bye, I'm going to class!"

Wu Tianqi grabbed the uneaten buns and ran out of the cafeteria.

You’ve already added friends, why do you need to sacrifice your dignity?

At this time, Bai Qing had approved Li Yang's application for addition.

"Honey, I miss you so much. Can we have dinner together tonight? Can we watch a movie together at midnight? By the way, I can have ice cream today..."

Li Yang replied: "Your eldest nephew ran away before I finished speaking. I didn't want to join in."

"He rebelled... Husband, don't be angry, I'll let him go back right away."

Ever since he added Bai Qing as a friend, Li Yang's cell phone in his pocket had never stopped vibrating.

That is to say, the shape of the mobile phone is wrong, otherwise it may be developed for other uses. At that time, friends like Bai Qing were too popular.

Wu Tianqi never came back, but just sent a message to Li Yang.

After he returned to his dormitory, he began to take photos of topics he didn't know about for Jiang Banxia.

At around eight o'clock, Jiang Banxia, ​​who was doing self-study for the first time, replied.

"I've solved the first few questions. I'll send you the solution process later. If you don't understand, I'll explain it to you at noon tomorrow. The last question... I did a lesson, and I haven't done it yet. Once you find the idea, the overall result must be beyond the scope, and I will give you the results tomorrow at the latest."

"Okay. I'm not in a hurry here. I generally don't know how to test super-outline questions, right?"

Li Yang tried his best to act as nonchalant as possible.

Jiang Banxia said: "It is really unlikely that this kind of question will appear in the college entrance examination, but the solution to this question is relatively complicated. I will record the entire thinking process so that you can understand the method of solving the problem."

Jiang Banxia could do all the previous questions at a glance, and there was no way to provide Li Yang with a route from scratch.

Real teaching is actually teaching thinking.

"Master Jiang, I haven't bought a ticket yet. Are you going to take me on the bus now?"

This is a box-bottom technology, which requires time and effort.

"Master Li is so polite. Let's make progress together... The head teacher is coming..."

Then Jiang Banxia’s profile picture turned gray.

After almost half an hour, Jiang Banxia's profile picture lit up again.

Sent a message to Li Yang: "I was scared to death. When we were just in class, the class teacher suddenly appeared and took away Wu Tianqi's mobile phone, and called him to the office for half the class."

"what happened?"

"Maybe you lent me your cell phone. I'm sitting in your seat now. Without my deskmate, the head teacher won't get the news so quickly, and then...Wu Tianqi took the blame..."

"Haha, that guy didn't lose at all if he got scolded."

"Master Li, after all, it's because of us. Isn't it wrong for you to gloat about others' misfortune?"

"You don't know what that guy Wu Tianqi did! After school yesterday afternoon, he actually chatted with me in your name."

"Huh? He actually did such a thing!"

"Yes, fortunately I found out early and finally deceived him severely."

"How did you find out?"

"It's very simple. You must have gone home with your family at that time. How could you possibly get his cell phone... Then I lied to him and said that the secret code between us was dad. You know that in order to lie to me, Did he do something? He actually called me daddy..."

……

"Master Jiang..."

"Here he is, haha, he is really stupid, why can't he see it?"

(End of this chapter)