Come on, Dr. Wu

Chapter 32 Speechless Moment (please vote for me)
  Have a baby!
  Wu Xiaofu only felt that it was Wu Tang's mother who opened the door for Wu Tang. If he saw it correctly, the patient in front of him should be a male.

Because of suspicion, Wu Xiaofu also looked at the registration information. It was a male, yes.

Looking through his memories of the past twenty years, he was convinced that society has not yet reached the point where men have children. What's more, even if you are giving birth, you shouldn't come to the emergency room. People in obstetrics and gynecology have their own Emergency room.

Even Duan Hao was a little overwhelmed. This was probably the first time that Director Duan had encountered such a thing for so many years of practicing medicine.

"Having a baby?"

Director Duan used a question. The patient's family member should be the patient's wife. At this time, he also shook his head and said, "Ask him."

Duan Hao and Wu Xiaofu both looked at the patient. At this time, the patient may have been aroused by his wife, and he was a little excited, "It's not because of you. If it weren't for you, would I be like this?"

Needless to say, he started to feel aggrieved and almost burst into tears. Wu Xiaofu looked moved with compassion. He could tell that unless he was really extremely wronged, he would generally not be able to express his feelings of grievance. So vividly.

"You two, seeing a doctor is more important, so let's talk about the condition first."

The patient looked at Duan Hao and stopped hiding and started talking.

Wu Xiaofu was listening and recording next to him. However, even Wu Xiaofu, who had decades of experience in his dream, encountered difficulties in writing medical records.

The psychological defense line was even more impacted.

Some time ago, the patient and his wife quarreled. The reason was that they had been married for many years. The patient wanted to have a child, but the patient's wife felt that her career was on the rise and it was not appropriate to have a child at this time. This was not the first time that the two had quarreled. It's just that this time there was a bit of a quarrel. My wife even said, "I know how to have children every day. Are you marrying me to give birth to a child for you? If you have the ability, you can give birth to it yourself!"

The patient was also very angry and yelled, "I will live if I live."

It has to be said that we men have no other advantages, except that we have to be strong throughout our lives. The patient started searching for men to have children, even if he wanted to ask for help. However, after browsing, the patient became more and more timid and felt that having children was indeed not an easy task. It's not that there is no way to solve the problem, but the way is not to mention difficult, and the price is also a bit high.

At this moment, an advertisement popped up, which also moved the patient's heart.

Nine hundred and ninety-nine, let male patients experience the joy of giving birth. These words directly made the patients take the bait. They clicked in and placed the order. Within a few days, a child was mailed to their home. Don't be excited, it is a fake child. It's probably the size of a small toy. Not to mention, the child is quite lifelike and looks to be of good quality.

In the bathroom, after more than an hour of inner decision-making, the patient finally made a decision that went against his ancestors.

The reason why women can give birth to children is because they have the most basic functions and organs, but men are different. Businessmen also had a sudden idea that men also have organs that can connect the stomach and the outside world. After a while, The patient was in severe pain and sent the child in.

Then he ran over and showed it to his wife. He must let her know how determined he was to have a child, just give birth.

The wife was playing with her mobile phone. When she saw her husband rushing in and starting to do something, the wife was stunned on the spot.

Is my husband crazy?
  Do you have to poop in the master bedroom? Then anger arose in his heart, "Are you disgusted or not? Let me tell you, no matter you pretend to be crazy or act stupid, even if you are really crazy, I will not have a child within two years." He picked up the things around him and hit them.

The pain did not wake the patient up, because the patient discovered a problem at this time, that is, the child seemed to be unable to come out. Not caring about the embarrassment, the patient hurriedly told his wife the cause and effect. After hearing the patient's words, the wife felt dizzy. Is this the husband she chose? She couldn't help but ask three hundred times in her mind, how could she choose such a stupid person after careful selection.

Are you blind?
  There is no way, even if you are blind, it is your choice, and you have to accept it with tears in your eyes.

Not only the patient felt ashamed of this kind of thing, but also the patient's wife felt embarrassed. Of course, she did not dare to come directly to the hospital. Before that, they had already worked hard at home all night, but it worked. All methods have been used, but the child just can't come out. Now the patient is very anxious.

They had no choice but to come to the hospital. They were really afraid of something big happening. After all, Du Niang found out that he was about to die on the spot in this situation.

Listening to the patient's story, Wu Xiaofu and Duan Hao looked at each other, truly speechless.

In fact, there are many emergency cases where something has invaded the anus and needs to be removed. After all, some people always have some strange thoughts. Through Duan Hao's hands, he has seen rolling pins, cucumbers, and small things. Pistols and the like are no longer new.

But the thing in front of me is really different. The most important thing is that the original intention and motivation are different.

If they hadn't heard it in the clinic, the two of them would have thought the other was telling a story.

"Trying to have a bowel movement?"

The patient became even more depressed when he heard this, "Doctor, it was because I had difficulty defecating that I didn't dare to delay. I hurried over. It seemed to be stuck. I feel so suffocated now that I can't get out at all. Doctor, you Hurry up and get it out for me first, I really can't stand it anymore."

The patient grabbed Duan Hao directly, and Duan Hao hurriedly avoided it while comforting the patient, "Don't worry, don't worry, Xiaofu, let him take a X-ray first and see the child. No, where is the specific location of the thing?"

Wu Xiaofu had already started the operation. He quickly typed out the order and handed it to the patient, asking him to complete the examination and then come back.

After taking the order, the patient was a little worried, "Doctor, can't you just get it? Just don't do the examination yet."

Duan Hao shook his head directly. The film must be made. One is to make sure that what the patient said is true or false. What if he is teasing them? Secondly, even if you want to remove the thing, you must first determine the position of the thing. If it is too deep or even incarcerated, you will have to use a mirror or even surgery. If it is not deep, you can think of simple methods.

Seeing that Duan Hao simply refused, the patient could only go for an examination. The patient actually wanted to take it out as soon as possible to minimize the risk of spreading the news. After all, if this matter really spread, he might not really be able to do it. When Fa'er meets someone, he will die in society if he doesn't hold himself back.

"Honey, help me, I feel uncomfortable."

"Go away and go alone."

Even though he said this, the patient's wife still helped the patient out of the clinic. There were other patients waiting behind him, which was not so weird. The emergency department also entered the normal process.

"Wow, it hurts. I want to go home."

(End of this chapter)