Chapter 84 Humor Li Mo, Ornn is so stupid?

When the audience saw this, they all burst into hearty laughter.

This is a situation rarely encountered when reading Li Mo's stories.

: I really didn’t expect that Li Mo’s ability to write interesting things about life is so strong.

: Yes, it not only has the characteristics of the original world, but also has realistic elements that allow us to immerse ourselves in it. It’s amazing!

: I’m so happy, it’s so funny~
  : Hahahaha, I really want to die laughing.
  :.
  Other players didn't know why the competition time was extended.

All they saw was that the game time was five hours later as agreed.

It's not over yet, these players are dumbfounded.

strange.
  They waited for a while and found that the program team had no intention of stopping the game.

They simply began to continue to perfect their own stories.

I'm afraid, only honest people who follow the rules.

At this point, you will stop writing and wait for the program team to announce the end of the game, right?

But, in this era.

Honest people are often the ones who suffer the most!

In the room, Li Mo continued the story and continued writing.

In fact, the door Ornn made is actually very strong.

Deter all thieves who want to steal things.

He also guarded himself.

However, one day hundreds of years later.

A very strong human being entered the deep mountains according to the method Aoun said.

Yes, this person is Bron!

He relied on his strong body and unrivaled strength.

In a daze, he dug up the entire mountain and took down the door made by Aoun.

Became Bronn's weapon.

Since then, Braum has been one of the famous warriors in Freljord!

【You can completely trust Bron! 】

After writing this, Li Mo couldn't help but chuckle.

Because he remembered Bron's prototype.

Bron's prototype is very legendary.

His original name was Charles Bronson.

Charles was convicted of armed robbery of £26.

Entered the prison.

Originally, this crime would have forced him to live on a job for a few years at most.

But no one thought of it.

Charles because of his uncontrollable violent tendencies.

He was stunned and beat the prisoner and the prison guard next to each other.

This is true no matter which prison you go to or how many guards you go to.

The government was forced to upgrade Charles to a Class A criminal.

He was given a separate cell and was able to barely control him.

However, he still received a life sentence.

In prison, he became obsessed with fitness.

In a cell without equipment, he managed to develop an extremely strong body.

And set a record for the most push-ups in prison.

Moreover, he also published a book.

Teach people how to exercise without equipment.

What is heartwarming is that he donated all the hundreds of thousands of publishing fees he received to sick children.

Later, he discovered his talent for painting. So he drew many cartoons, which were exhibited in countless places and were admired by people.

The kind-hearted Charles donated all the money he received from selling his paintings to disabled children.

Because of these good deeds, many people want to fight for Charles's chance to leave prison.

But Charles refused to come out.

Because he said: "I don't want to cause more victims because of my uncontrollable violent tendencies."

Just like that, such a heartwarming violent uncle.

It was later made into a movie.

Riot also created a heroic character based on him.

Ahem, I'm off topic.

Li Mo quickly recovered his thoughts and continued writing.

Almost all the items made by Aoun can be called artifacts.

The fork that was thrown to the bottom of the sea was picked up by Fitz's tribe, thus creating an underwater kingdom.

For example, once Ornn was playing in the mortal world.

Met a very interesting yordle.

For another example, Aoun made a shovel specifically for eating.

It turned out that it was not very useful, so I threw it away.

Thrown onto the Shadow Island.

Picked up by Yorick.

He discovered that this shovel could actually control the power of the undead.

So, he became a gravedigger.

He takes his wife and children with him every day to fight in all directions.

Since Li Mo wrote so many stories.

Only today, the audience laughed the most.

The contrast between Aoun's naive appearance and his naive behavior.

Created huge laughs.

As a result, the audience watched Ornn's historical story over the past hundred years.

Always holding her belly and laughing.

: I am really going to die from laughing here. I want to ask, what good will it do you if I am laughing to death here? Can you inherit my Huabei?

: My mother accidentally broke a cup just now, and I was laughing wildly here. She is spanking me now, but my laughter is getting louder and louder. She thinks it is because she is spanking less hard, and she is spanking harder and harder. My butt is going to rot, what should I do?
  : My brother just told me that he was cheated on. Now I can’t help laughing because I’m watching the live broadcast. He’s ready to chop me with a knife. What should I do?
  : My girlfriend asked me to answer the phone, otherwise her master would stop moving. Now I answer the phone and laugh wildly. My girlfriend’s master has been subdued. What should I do?
  : I originally thought that my life was already a comedy, but I didn’t expect that there was someone who was funnier than me. How could I fix it!

:.
  The audience made bad jokes one after another, which pushed the funny atmosphere to a climax.

However, Li Mo next pushed the atmosphere to another climax.

someday.

The Ursine tribe led the Winter's Claw tribe and forced a small tribe of the Avalosa tribe into Hearth.

Because of the war, only half of the mountain is left.

This half of the mountain is known as "Old Orne's Half of the Mountain"

The hillside is covered with black rocks and scarred as far as the eye can see.

Lightning flashed through the dark clouds in the east, and the wind carried the stench of wet fur and the fishy-sweet smell of fermentation.

The people of Avalossa know—the Ursine are coming!
  They kept climbing until they stood on the edge of a huge circular pit.

In the center of the crater basin, a line of blue smoke shot straight into the sky.

They continued to lie upward, with ruthless bear-men chasing behind them.

It's just that the steaming ground is difficult to walk on, but a slight pause will mean that you will be killed.

Then they saw the furnace.

The circular dome on the outside of the furnace is the only thing that looks handmade.

The hearth itself was shaped like a huge ram's head, with wisps of goat grass growing between the inlaid stone slabs.

(End of this chapter)

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