Naruto training king.
Chapter 259 Little Teacher Tsunade
Chapter 259 Little Teacher Tsunade
upstairs.
Tsunade sat casually on the tatami, holding a bottle of wine, looking quite uninhibited.
"What did Onoki talk to you about?"
Hinata Kiyomi sighed slightly, held his forehead and sat down in front of her: "I was blown away by him and let the cat out of the bag."
"normal."
Tsunade waved her hand, telling him to relax and not to worry: "Whether you let it slip or not, Ohnoki will prepare for the worst-case scenario. He has been doing this for decades."
"I just feel that I shouldn't make such a low-level mistake and I can't handle the pressure."
Tsunade raised her head slightly, gave him a look, and then pushed a cup in front of him: "Drink some?"
Hinata Kiyoshi was stunned for a moment and asked, "Can I drink it?"
"What do you think?" Tsunade picked up a bottle from her feet and put it down. "There's boiled water in it. You can use the water instead of the wine and drink with me to show your appreciation."
When it comes to drinking, most of the time we just invite a few friends to drink together to create an atmosphere, brag, and talk about our grievances as a joke. If we can do this, it doesn't matter what we drink.
Looking at her slightly hazy orange eyes, Hinata Kiyomi suddenly felt dazed...
He didn't want to revive Kato Dan, in essence, he had a possessive desire for his teacher. At this moment, Hinata Kiyomi truly realized the darkness and meanness deep in his heart.
"Teacher." He called softly, and the desire in his heart was immediately disturbed by more complicated thoughts.
"what?"
"They say drinking can help you get rid of your sorrows, so teacher... you've been drinking for so many years, is it really useful?"
Tsunade was silent for a while, then slammed the cup in her hand heavily on the table and glared at him: "Look, you made me feel so confused, and now you ask me?!"
If he hadn't brought the dead back to life, how could there be so much sorrow that even drinking can't suppress it?
This kid always creates problems for others.
Her grandfather, grandmother, younger brother, lover, teacher and former comrades... Tsunade is very greedy and wants to make up for all the regrets of the past.
Hinata Kiyomi stopped talking, and Tsunade drank one glass of wine after another, as if she had anticipated this situation. She brought a lot of wine, so much that she couldn't finish it.
An unknown amount of time had passed, but Tsunade was already a little less sober. She lay on the table, her whole body emitting a strong smell of alcohol, as if she had been fished out of a wine jar.
"Qingmi, let me ask you...is there any limit to the resurrection?"
"First, you must use the Impure World Reincarnation Technique to summon the soul of the deceased from the Pure Land, and then use the Self-Reincarnation Technique to revive the deceased."
"Kisei Tensei?" Tsunade frowned slightly, propped herself up and looked at him, "What...what kind of technique is that?"
The warm white light in the room shone on her, and she lifted up her messy hair on both sides, revealing her long eyelashes and straight nose, which was flushed with alcohol and almost connected to her lips.
Seeing that he was slow to answer, Tsunade's confusion seemed to be about to overflow. It seemed that in the next second, she would burp drunkenly and spit out a pink bubble from her mouth.
so cute……
Hinata Kiyomi shook off the fantasy in his mind and continued to explain: "Kisei Reincarnation can transfer the vitality of the practitioner to the deceased, exchanging one life for another."
Tsunade's eyes suddenly widened and she blurted out, "Then you resurrected Minato and Kushina?"
"I used illusion to control the others."
After hearing his explanation, Tsunade felt much more relieved and lay back on the table.
Then, she put down the bottle in her hand, stretched out a hand, and counted her fingers like a little girl who had just come to her senses: "Immortal Reincarnation... one life, and Self-Reincarnation... two lives. Then, resurrecting Minato and Kushina took four lives."
After explaining everything clearly, Tsunade slammed the table and opened her mouth to say something, but was interrupted by Hinata Kiyomi.
"Wait a moment, teacher."
Tsunade paused for a moment, looked at him and pondered for a while, then changed the topic and asked, "What's wrong?"
You actually followed what I said, then...
A bold idea suddenly emerged in Hinata Kiyomi's heart: "Teacher, can you use the transformation technique to turn yourself into your childhood appearance? Just like the trick you used to escape debt?"
"Why...?"
The implication is why I should do this. Tsunade now can't even utter a complete sentence.
Hinata Kiyoshi didn't explain, he just took out a camera and put it on the table: "Teacher, I am your disciple, right?"
Tsunade thought for a moment and said, "Hmm."
Hinata Kiyomi raised his lips slightly, and then said: "Then the disciple wants to practice transformation techniques, should the teacher give guidance?"
After a brief silence, Tsunade continued to nod: "That makes sense."
"If that's the case, why don't you quickly demonstrate it to your disciples and set an example yourself?"
As he said this, Hinata Kiyomi couldn't hold it in anymore and covered his mouth with his hands to hold back his laughter.
These few words made him feel as if he had awakened some hypnosis app, allowing the beautiful teacher to give him a physiology lesson using her body.
There was a hint of confusion in Tsunade's eyes, her slow mind was working slowly, and her confused eyes became a little clearer, but... she looked a little stupid.
Then, she supported herself with her hands and sat up, and Hinata Kiyomi also reached out and pressed the switch of the camera.
As the red light on the camera flashed and then turned green, Tsunade clenched her hands together.
A few seconds later, there was a "bang!", a cloud of smoke rose, and a miniature version of the girl Tsunade poked her head out from the loose clothes.
She forgot to change her clothes!
"Sigh~"
Hinata Kiyomi took a deep breath and glanced at the running camera.
After a little thought, he decided... to continue recording!
Tsunade tilted her head, grabbed the table leg with one hand, climbed onto the table with the other, and slowly climbed up with her body, mumbling, "Is this... okay?"
Fortunately, before coming here, he had wasted all the charging points for his ultimate move from Xiaonan. Now he was still in a rational state of saving up points and would not think of throwing his brain away and taking a gamble.
Hinata Kiyomi sat upright and nodded slightly: "Please teach me, little teacher."
"Hmm..." Tsunade put her hands on her hips and frowned tightly.
He looked neither like an adult nor a child, but rather like a child pretending to be an adult.
Did he use the magic of transformation to become smaller, and by the way, also reduce his IQ?
Looking at the embarrassing yet cute scene in front of him, Hinata Kiyomi really wanted to hold his stomach and laugh out loud.
Just then, Tsunade held her index finger in her mouth and mumbled, "What was I trying to say?"
"Don't worry, teacher, take your time to think about it." After saying that, Hinata Kiyomi covered her mouth and laughed secretly. But at this moment, I don't know if Tsunade's IQ regained the upper hand, or if she remembered what she wanted to say before, anyway, her face suddenly became much more serious, and Hinata Kiyomi couldn't laugh anymore.
"Qingmi!"
She took a step and walked out of the circle of clothes, almost naked, with only a pair of loose pants hanging around her waist. They were so loose that they seemed like they might fall off at any time.
Then, Tsunade walked up to Hinata Kiyomi, bent her fingers and tapped him lightly on the forehead.
"Boom~"
Does it sound good?
What sounds good is a good start.
Perhaps Tsunade was drunk and didn't use enough strength to strike him, almost knocking Hinata Kiyomi's head open.
Seeing him holding his head with his hands and grinning, Tsunade realized that she seemed to have done something wrong.
She lowered her head and thought for a moment, then stretched out her chubby palms to pry away his hands that were covering his forehead, then bent down and blew gently.
"Phew~ Blow it and it won't hurt~"
Looking at Tsunade in front of him, the memories of her past death suddenly came flooding back like a tide.
No, I can't handle this.
Hinata Kiyomi straightened his expression and said righteously: "Teacher, you have a miraculous hand that can heal me. I have been cured. Please teach me quickly."
"But... I used my mouth, shouldn't it be the magic mouth that brings back the dead?"
"Pfft!"
Hinata Kiyomi could no longer hold it in, and caught off guard, some of the spray landed on Tsunade's face.
There are three kinds of people in this world whose thoughts are the most unpredictable: one is a child who is ignorant of worldly affairs, one is a mentally ill person, and the other is a drunk person.
Considering the level of mental illness per capita in the human world, Tsunade now has all three buffs stacked up.
Tsunade wiped her cheek, her eyes intoxicated by alcohol and her expression of serious thinking had a particularly unique beauty.
"I remembered."
Hinata Kiyomi wiped his mouth and said cooperatively, "What is it?"
Tsunade had a stern face, and her intoxicated eyes had become much more sober, which scared him so much that he thought Tsunade was sober.
"I will destroy the Impure World Reincarnation Technique when I return. You must hide this Technique of Self-Reincarnation from me. You must not let anyone know about it."
"Two lives for one life is a losing deal. If these two techniques are spread out, everyone will slaughter others in order to revive the ones they cherish. It will become a new source of unrest and will destroy the ninja world more easily than hunger, poverty, and survival."
After saying this long string of words, Tsunade seemed to have used up her last bit of energy and fell down.
Hinata Kiyomi quickly reached out to catch her and held her in his arms.
The next second, accompanied by a "bang", a cloud of smoke rose, and the unripe fruit instantly turned into a ripe beauty.
The heavy fruits pressed on his arms and chest, making his mouth dry. In a panic, he grabbed the bottle on the table and took a sip.
The sweet saliva enters the mouth and turns into a spicy and stimulating sensation.
It was wine, he got the wrong one.
Hinata Kiyomi put down the wine bottle, reached out and hooked the corner of Tsunade's panties and pulled it up.
Then he created two shadow clones to support Tsunade's body, while he walked over to pick up her clothes that had been scattered on the ground and put them back on one by one.
Seeing Tsunade sleeping peacefully on the bed, Hinata Kiyomi wiped the sweat from his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Phew~ I was so scared. I thought you were sober now, Teacher."
I don’t know what kind of wine Tsunade brought, but it had a strong aftertaste. My throat felt like it was on fire and was getting hotter and hotter.
Hinata Kiyomi clapped his hands, checked to see if there was anything missing, and immediately went downstairs to boil a pot of water. He then formed seals with both hands, used ice escape to cool it, picked it up, and drank it from the spout of the pot.
“Ah—so cool.”
After drinking a pot of water, he filled it with water and then boiled another pot of water, which he carried up and placed at the head of Tsunade's bed.
Then Hinata Kiyomi walked to the door, turned off the lights and walked straight out, closed the door with his back turned, turned around and got into his bed.
But before going to bed, he always felt as if he had forgotten something. It was just that the alcohol had taken effect, and his mind was fuzzy and uncomfortable, so he simply stopped thinking about it.
Before losing consciousness, the last thought in my mind was: This body’s alcohol tolerance is too poor, I need to practice!
……
……
After drinking, I feel tired and the night went by in a daze.
Tsunade was awakened by thirst after an unknown amount of time sleeping. The lights in the room had been turned off, and the dim light from the corridor outside leaked in through the crack in the door, like a remaining candle flame, so weak that it would be blown out by the wind in the next second.
He rubbed his temples and sat up against the headboard.
I drank too much last night and lost my memory. Tsunade only remembered that she wanted to destroy the Impure World Reincarnation and the Self-Reincarnation... Reincarnation, is that what it's called?
Even though I had tried my best to remember these two important things at the time, after sobering up, all that was left were just a few fragmented memories.
Her throat felt dry, so Tsunade pulled back the covers and her hand happened to hit the kettle next to her.
It can only be said that a teacher cannot teach two kinds of apprentices. She also picked it up and poured it directly into the spout of the kettle.
As the cold water flowed down my throat, my mind gradually became clearer.
But she still couldn't recall much about last night, and the most important thing was the information about Jisei's reincarnation.
Maybe in my opinion at that time, this information was the most important and I didn’t need to care about anything else. So after being paralyzed by alcohol, my brain with limited memory was only used to store this.
but……
Tsunade sighed softly and said with some emotion: "Kisei Tensei is truly a great technique, which has gone beyond the scope of medical ninjutsu. It's a pity...it will never see the light of day."
Just like she said at the time, these two techniques would be fine if used alone, at most the Impure World Reincarnation would be criticized. But once the effect of the two techniques working together was leaked, the Fourth Ninja World War would start immediately.
It will continue to wreak havoc on the world for hundreds or even thousands of years, until the destruction of humanity.
He sat on the bed for a while, thinking and drinking from the kettle.
After she finished drinking the kettle, she felt sticky and sweaty and felt very uncomfortable, so she decided to take a shower.
Just then, a small green light that was on on the table not far away attracted her attention.
(End of this chapter)
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