The witch looks at her moves

Chapter 1 Hell on Earth
  "Teacher, I will tell you something wonderful.

Three hundred years ago, there was an old man who married his mother-in-law. He cherished this woman very much and took her with him wherever he went. She also gave him a child.

One day, the enemy came to the door. The old man and his wife were trying to escape on a donkey. The old donkey couldn't bear the load and refused to go. So the old man pulled out a knife, cut open the woman's stomach, dug out the baby and threw it away. There was a light touch on the donkey's back, and he spread his hooves to escape, hahaha..."

In the Miaoyan Palace, mountains of black and yellow bones were piled up, and on the lotus throne covered with mildew spots, the immortal who claimed to be the God of Suffering was laughing heartily.

Tianzun is five or six feet tall, with a bloated body, wrapped in Taoist robes, and three rings of skulls embedded in his flesh.

He told the disciples under the lotus seat about this past event, then opened his eyes slightly and looked around.

The twenty-four disciples here laughed loudly, some leaned forward and backward, some knelt down with their bellies, and some shed tears. Only a few people were stunned. After they came to their senses, they hurriedly laughed together and tried their best to laugh.

It's too late.

Tianzun's palm fell and flew over the crowd. Several disciples who were laughing too late were caught in his hand in the blink of an eye.

Their excuses, cries, and begging for mercy all turned into harsh screams that were incompatible with laughter.

Su Zhen sat in the crowd and glanced at the empty seat aside.

There was a little boy sitting there. The little boy came from a poor family. His parents were overjoyed when they heard that he could cultivate immortality. Half an hour ago, he told himself with a look of longing that he would learn the magic of Daluo in the future and teach the bullies when they were children. Daddy's squire.

Su Zhen thought of this and laughed even louder, almost out of breath. He didn't dare not laugh. If he didn't laugh after hearing Tianzun's "wonderful things", he would end up like the others just now.

"Tell me why you are laughing."

Tianzun did not allow anyone to make excuses, so he pointed at someone at will.

The man was suddenly asked a question, and he couldn't remember the question for a moment. He was stunned for only three breaths, and his head, with his smile condensed, rolled to the ground with a rumble.

Tianzun pointed at another person.

The man forced himself to calm down and said, "That old man even gave up his own children in order to survive. Hahaha, my disciples laughed at his cruelty."

Tianzun did not comment, but let him go.

Tianzun pointed at a little girl again.

The little girl was born with a disability and had a broken leg. She stood up tremblingly and whispered: "In order to save his mother-in-law, the old man cut open her belly. Isn't it still impossible to survive? The disciples laughed at him for being ignorant."

Tianzun nodded slightly and asked her to sit down.

After that, Tianzun's fingers moved slowly and pointed at the last person.

Su Zhen, who was sitting cross-legged with his head lowered, froze. When he raised his head, his fingers had already crossed the lotus throne and hung on his head.

"You should also tell me." Tianzun said calmly.

Su Zhen's stiff back thawed and stood up.

To this moment, he still couldn't believe that this terrifying immortal world really existed.

Too much hesitation would kill him immediately, and he had to give an answer.

One breath, two breaths...

The person next to Su Zhen moved further away, fearing that blood would splash on him.

"Ok?"

Tianzun looked serious.

Just when the fingers were about to press, Su Zhen suddenly raised his voice and laughed: "Hahahahaha... how much can a baby weigh? How can this old ass be willing to move without a baby? I think this baby is extraordinary. Things, this heartless couple will regret it to death, hahaha——"

Su Zhen's laughter was particularly harsh in the quiet Miaoyan Palace.

The disciples' hearts suddenly pounded, thinking that another disaster was about to happen.

Unexpectedly, Tianzun was unexpectedly satisfied with this answer.

"Yes, you are very intelligent."

When Tianzun withdrew his fingers, Su Zhen almost slumped back, and the clothes on his back were wet with cold sweat.

Tianzun received a satisfactory answer and did not ask any more questions. He suddenly showed a look of compassion: "Only by passing the strict immortal examination can you become the direct disciple of this deity. If you become the direct disciple of this deity, you can listen to the most important things in the world every day." Interesting words of wisdom, you are all blessed, you should cherish this opportunity and become the pillar of Miaoyan Palace in the future."

Su Zhen and many disciples stopped laughing immediately.

But some people thought Tianzun was still joking and kept laughing.

Tianzun raised his eyebrows and held the disciple in his hand with a flick of his sleeves.

"Is what I just said funny?" Tianzun asked.

This disciple knew he was going to die, but he laughed even more happily: "It's funny, of course it's funny. You treat your shabby things as a joke. Isn't it the funniest joke? You, a demon bandit who occupies a mountain and becomes king and steals the name of an immortal, Sooner or later, I will be punished by heaven and earth! I was deceived into coming here, I fell into the trap of you monsters, hahahahahahahaha——"

Tianzun's five fingers are joined together.

In the torn flesh and blood, no one could hear clearly whether he laughed or cried in the end.

The other disciples laughed again.

As if laughing at this man's stupidity.

Seeing that the disciples were quite enlightened, Tianzun was very satisfied and continued to preach.

He picked up a scripture and read it word for word.

There are no syllables, no sentence breaks, and you will skip any words you don’t recognize.

After reading to the end, what came out of his mouth was no longer words, but messy syllables - it seemed that the Heavenly Lord fell asleep due to his boring sermon, and everything after that was just talking in his sleep.

The disciples listened with rapt attention.

Some lowered their heads and thought, and some suddenly realized it. Su Zhen also pretended to understand and smiled meaningfully.

Su Zhen has been here for three days.

He didn't know how he survived these three days, and he couldn't understand why such a world existed. But according to his godmother, as long as he persists until the demon starts preaching, he will be safe for the time being.

The lights on the nine-color lotus seat were extinguished one after another.

Tianzun was told by himself that he was sleepy and was about to fall asleep.

Su Zhen and other disciples waited nervously.

Just hold on a little longer, just hold on a little longer...

Sudden.

The woman's voice came into the palace, unusually soft, like the breeze blowing away snow foam:

"I haven't seen you for a long time. You old monster turned out to be preaching here. It's really nice to find you."

The disciples were horrified.

No one has ever dared to talk to Tianzun like this.

"Lu Qi?"

The drowsy Tianzun suddenly woke up from the stone lotus seat and said to himself: "I have been chasing him for a hundred thousand miles. This bitch is really haunted."

Tianzun was neither angry nor afraid, and smiled at the disciples and said: "My beloved disciples, I will tell you something wonderful. I have enemies. They have been trying to catch me. First they sent ten people, but I escaped. Later After sending fifty men, I escaped again, and when I sent a hundred, I earnestly told them that if they wanted to capture me, they did not need to send so many men, it was enough to let the leader come."

Tianzun paused.

A disciple answered the question wisely and asked: "May I ask Tianzun, why is this?"

"Because you still lack a beautiful master wife, hahahaha!"

Tianzun laughed and replied, flicking his iron sleeves, pointing his thick fingers directly outside the room, and said in a strange voice: "She is here!"

----

The wind howled loudly like a horse's neighing sound, and the heavy wooden door collapsed instantly.

Dozens of figures rushed in like a gust of wind sweeping across the ground.

The bright sword light drew an arc above the disciples' heads, heading straight towards Tianzun. The black figure without a knife stood behind him, holding a talisman between his fingers, chanting a spell. The obscure spell sounded like a chant, and the thrown talisman burned in mid-air, bursting out with gorgeous brilliance.

When the spell bloomed, the smoke was thick and foggy, and Su Zhen and others were forced to close their eyes.

They couldn't see the battle clearly, they could only hear Tianzun's ridicule. "You're still taking someone with you? You're not just throwing yourself into a trap, but you're also taking some concubines and servants? What a good wife!"

"We haven't seen each other for a year, and your skills haven't improved. Eleven purple-robed soldiers and crab generals are nothing to mention. Lu Qi, you came to kill me, but you didn't even want to take a black-robed one with you? If you don't take action, I will We’re going to kill them all!”

"Wait... Wu Tuo Suo?! How could you have Wu Tuo Suo! Where did you cheat them from? It's not fair, it's not fair. You won't win with force. I have to fight again!"

When his sight became clear again, Tianzun was actually bound by more than a dozen people with ropes burning with red flames. This murderous demon roared in rage and twisted its bloated body to wrestle with it.

During the stalemate, a young woman wearing a white robe walked into the half-collapsed hall.

The woman holds a snow-white mongrel in her arms, wears soft cotton-white boots on her feet, and has her hair tied into a bun with a jade hairpin, leaving only a few strands hanging down. Her description was blurred in the thick smoke, but she could only see that her figure was slender and her legs were tight, she must be an outstanding beauty.

She chanted a mantra in a manly voice, put her thumb and ring finger together, and pointed towards Tian Zun:
  "I am boundless, but I cannot tolerate those who are possessed by demons."

At her command, Tianzun's body, which was more than five feet tall, shrank rapidly, his skin melted like wax, and the remaining humanity disappeared, replaced by the violence and ferocity of a beast.

What kind of rescuer Tianzun is this? This is clearly a green-haired lion!
  The smoke cleared.

Su Zhen finally saw the face of this female crown.

The woman is all white, and her complexion is as white as snow. Even if she looks sick, she still cannot hide her elegance and beauty. Just like the cold snow on the top of the mountain and the pale moon in the cloud palace, it makes people drift away and forget their souls.

It was the Lu Qi that Tianzun mentioned.

The female crown noticed Su Zhen's gaze and looked at him.

Su Zhen knew it was rude, so he didn't look again, and kowtowed quickly, saying, "Thank you, Fairy, for saving my life."

The rest of the people woke up from a dream and kowtowed one after another, thanking them for saving their lives.

The green lion was bound by the fairy locks and could not move. He couldn't help but became furious and said: "Lu Qi, you despicable and shameless prostitute. I am two hundred years old and my life is about to end. I just want to establish a sect and recruit some disciples. You have inherited this skill, why are you forced to this point!"

Lu Qi had a gentle face, neither happy nor angry. She just curled her tail and said, "Hand over the secret of Li Sha and I will spare your life."

"I really didn't take that thing. I have saved people in trouble all my life and made many good friends. How could I do such a thief? You can chop off my head, but don't insult my innocence!" The green lion's face turned red, as if he had been humiliated worse than death.

"Then go back to the sect and talk, and the prison officer will pry your mouth open." Lu Qi said calmly.

In the brilliant sputtering sparks, the chains quickly tightened.

The disciples couldn't help but applaud the demon who killed innocent people indiscriminately and ended up like this.

Lu Qi looked at them.

"I come from Jiu Miao Immortal Palace. You are all destined to be immortals. Are you willing to join my sect?" the fairy asked softly.

The disciples were overjoyed, thinking that if they survived the catastrophe, they would be blessed later on, and they expressed their willingness one after another.

A monk from Jiu Miao Palace came to her and said something.

After hearing this, Lu Qi counted the number of disciples and looked embarrassed.

"Why are there still sixteen...Jiu Miao Palace can't afford so many newcomers to practice." She said softly: "It seems that half of them have to be killed."

Kill half? !

As soon as these words were spoken, fear spread like a plague.

The disciple was horrified and thought he had heard wrongly.

If you can't afford to feed them, it's better to let them go. Why kill them indiscriminately?

This woman is dressed in white and is as beautiful as a fairy. How could she do what a demon would do?
  They stared at Lu Qi, expecting her to smile and say that it was just a "nice comment" to make people happy.

But no.

Lu Qi has taken out a copper coin from her arms.

The front side of the copper coin has the words "Wonderful Dharma can reach the sky", and the back side has the pattern of a lotus flower.

"You happen to be eight boys and eight girls. If I throw the coin, the boy will survive. If I throw the coin, the girl will survive." Lu Qi held the copper coin and blew a buzzing sound.

Lu Qi ignored everyone's fear and anger and flicked her finger.

The coin flipped and was thrown into the sky, reaching the critical point and then falling rapidly.

Lu Qi put her palms together and caught it accurately.

Everything happened in a flash of lightning. Before many disciples could understand it, their life and death had been held in Lu Qi's palm and could not be changed.

Su Zhen's heart was so fast that it was about to jump out of his chest.

Lu Qi slowly opened her palms.

On the palm of the hand, there is a graceful carving of a lotus flower with parallel stems - it is the flower surface.

All male disciples are going to die.

"Monster! It turns out you are a monster too!"

"I am a descendant of the Qi family, and I am willing to hand over my ancestral Feng Qingjia. Don't kill me!"

"I'm going to castrate myself. I'm going to castrate myself. I'm willing to practice the art of breaking the sun. I can be a woman!"

Some of the male disciples who knew they would die cursed, some begged for mercy, and some raised their fists and hit Lu Qi.

Lu Qi shook her head gently.

No one saw clearly how she took action.

Death swept over without explanation.

The excited disciples fell to the ground amidst screams and turned into corpses.

Screaming, crying, laughing, blood mist filled the air——

Lu Qi looked at the tragic scene of corpses and blood, her eyes like sparkling autumn pools, sympathizing with the suffering of the world.

Su Zhen walked through the thick blood mist and walked towards Lu Qi.

He was not killed by Lu Qi.

He walked past her and stepped out of the purgatory-like dilapidated door of the stone palace.

The sun shone on Su Zhen's body, reflecting his appearance.

Exquisite and convex body, burgundy curly hair, blood-stained plain skirt...

fortunately.

He is a girl now.

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The Third Middle School of Nantang County, Tansha City.

Yu Yue, who lived in Su Zhen's body, was sitting in the back row by the window of the class, holding her chin and looking boredly at the students coming and going outside the window.

Suddenly, intermittent voices sounded from the depths of her soul, revealing exhaustion:

"Godmother, it's getting dark, please change your body back."

Other students were still listening to the class carefully, and only she could hear the sound.

"Ah."

When Yu Yue heard this voice, she also breathed a sigh of relief and said considerately: "Thank you for your hard work. Remember to take a good rest after your body is restored."

Su Zhen heard the familiar voice and felt completely relieved.

He could finally return to his body.

In the past, he didn't like his body, but now, that poor and sickly body is the gentle hometown he most wants to return to.

He didn't expect that.

Before the two of them changed their bodies, Yu Yue suddenly raised her hand, and in the astonished eyes of the students, she said matter-of-factly: "Teacher, let me do this question."

(End of this chapter)