The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 140 Guan Gu’s Essay Composition

The bar downstairs of the love apartment.

Yifei, Xiang Yu and others were making fists. Guan Gu, with a depressed look on his face, squeezed next to Xiang Yu and sat down with his hands in his pockets.

Yifei saw Guan Gu, picked up a drink and handed it to Guan Gu and said: "Guan Gu, you came just in time. I have decided that you will have the honor to become my cooking assistant, the second chef."

Guangu's tone was very sad, and he leaned on the sofa and replied: "Thank you, but I don't have time."

Xiang Yu put his arm around Guan Gu's shoulders and said with a smile: "Guan Gu, why are you so sad? I asked you to copy my review. Didn't it shock your classmates?"

Guangu said depressedly: "It's just because it was too shocking, so I have something wrong."

Wan Yu asked curiously: "No, it's just an essay. How shocking can it be?"

Teacher Zeng thought for a while and said with a smile: "Did you borrow some of Xiang Yu's imaginative writings to make your teacher doubt his life?"

Guan Gu sat up straight, glanced at Xiang Yu and said, "I really couldn't write it at first. Later, I listened to Xiang Yu's suggestion and learned from his reading experience."

Zhan Bo heard Guangu's words and said with a smile: "Then what did you learn from it?"

Guangu explained: "There is a book on the top of the bookshelf called The Analects of Confucius."

Teacher Zeng said with emotion: "The Analects of Confucius by Confucius is a classical Chinese text."

Guan Gu looked puzzled and asked: "What kind of classical Chinese text is it? Although I can't understand it, there are many handwritten annotations by Xiang Yu, so I copied the annotations."

Yifei clapped her hands and shouted: "I know, you were caught by the teacher plagiarizing." As a teacher, Yifei was very happy about his misfortune.

When Xiang Yu heard about the Analects, he already felt something bad, and quickly asked: "Wait a minute, I remember the review I asked you to copy, wasn't it called "Hogwarts of China"?"

Xiang Yu completely forgot that he put the review of "Hogwarts in China" in his novel as a bookmark.

"I couldn't find that article. I thought it was very profound when I read the Analects of Confucius, so I copied it. As a result, the teacher laughed while reading my composition, and finally asked me to rewrite it."

Wan Yu smiled and guessed: "Did you translate it wrong, so the teacher laughed?"

Sekiya said distressedly: "What's even more unfortunate is that my teacher read my composition "Annotated Edition of the Analects of the New Era" in class as a negative teaching material. One of my Jamaican classmates read my composition in thirty seconds. It was posted online.”

Yifei smiled: "It's so fast! No wonder the world records belong to them."

Xiang Yu was already planning to get up and run away. He was so unentertaining. How could such a divine comment be used as a negative teaching material.

Teacher Zeng held up his cell phone and flipped around for a while, then suddenly smiled and shouted: "I found it, Baidu Tieba, third on the popularity list."

Yifei took the phone and read: "Confucius, a big man from Shandong, 1.96 meters tall, master of seventy-two halls, and three thousand younger brothers. He is famous for his virtues when he wears a sword, and he often convinces people with his virtues."

Yu Mo said with a smile: "Xiang Yu, your annotation is really a talent."

Xiang Yu nodded and said, "It's true." After saying that, he stood up and ran away quickly. Guan Gu's eyes were already very wrong. Thirty-six strategies, the best thing is to leave first.

Everyone laughed and looked at Xiang Yu's elegant movements. Suddenly, he had left the bar.

Guangu glanced at Xiang Yu's back, which turned him into a laughing stock, and said to Yifei: "I'll teach you Japanese cooking, and you help me write my essay, and you have to help me pass, how about that?"

Yifei smiled and high-fived Guan Gu ()╯╰() and said, "That's a deal."

Guangu said happily: "Yeah~ double happiness."

Yifei put down her hand and muttered to herself: Why does it feel like something is not quite right.
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  In the afternoon, Xiang Yu returned to the bar downstairs again.

Zhan Bo and Zi Qiao were playing billiards. Seeing that Guangu was not there, Xiang Yu walked over leisurely. Zhan Bo asked while playing billiards: "Ziqiao, I want to ask you something. What do women want?"

Zi Qiao took aim and said: "Cosmetics, clothes, bags, perfume, jewelry, etc. Women probably want everything."

Xiang Yu pondered for a moment and said, "Isn't that certain?"

Zhan Bo was confused by the discussion between the two and said, "For example?"

Xiang Yu and Zi Qiao looked at each other, and Xiang Yu said, "For example, Meijia likes comics and dolls, while Yumo likes makeup and bags."

Zi Qiao took it and said: "For example, if Yifei likes her, forget it, Yifei is not an ordinary woman, just pretend I didn't say it."

Zhan Bo quickly asked: "You guys have been talking for a long time, what about Wanyu?"

Xiang Yu and Zi Qiao looked at Zhan Bo with a smile, and then said in unison with a tacit understanding: "I knew it~",

Zhan Bo said speechlessly: "Stop playing with me, tell me instead!"

Xiang Yu took Zi Qiao's cue, leaned on the billiard table, and said, "Wanyu lacks everything. I really don't know what she needs?"

Zhan Bo turned to Zi Qiao for help. Zi Qiao took Zhan Bo's club and said, "What you give me should not depend on what the woman wants, but on what I have."

Zhan Bo sat on the chair next to the billiard table and said very distressedly: "Okay, stop making trouble, Xiang Yu, Zi Qiao, I have always wanted to give Wan Yu a gift, but what should I give? "

Xiang Yu made a 'bang' sound and missed a shot. He sighed and said, "You are rich now. Even if Wan Yu wants the stars in the sky, there is nothing she can do about it."

Ziqiao heard this and asked curiously: "What are the stars in the sky? Can the stars in the sky be bought and sold now?"

Zhan Bo thought for a moment and said, "Are you trying to say that Wanyu wants the stars in the sky?"

Xiang Yu said speechlessly: "I didn't say that Wanyu wanted stars in the sky. You buy a gem, customize it into the shape of a star, and then spend money to send the gem into space. When you finally come back from space, aren't these the stars in the sky? ?”

Zhan Bo suddenly understood after hearing this, and immediately took out his mobile phone and said: "Then let me see if there is any chance of rocket launch recently."

When Xiang Yu heard this, his hand couldn't help but trembled, and he hit it crookedly.

Zi Qiao picked up the cue and started to clear the court: "You rich people really know how to play, don't you have the same way as poor people do?"

Xiang Yu thought for a while and said, "It's not impossible. There is a website where you can buy the naming rights of asteroids in the sky. It seems to be very cheap, and it is very suitable for a poor guy like you."

Zi Qiao's eyes suddenly lit up and he said: "What website, where can I buy it, is there a certificate or something like that?"

Xiang Yu didn't want to help the emperor do evil, so he refused to Zi Qiao: "Then I don't know, you can do your own research."

Zhan Bo pressed his cell phone for a long time and said distressedly: "The latest launch opportunity is in May, and it can't be in time for Valentine's Day."

Xiang Yu came up with an idea: "You can go find Xiao Hei. Maybe Xiao Hei has any special gifts. You can also use your expertise and DIY one yourself."

Upon hearing this, Zhan Bo immediately waved goodbye to the two of them and ran to find Xiao Hei.

Xiang Yu reminded Zi Qiao: "Is Meijia's birthday coming soon? Does anyone have any ideas?"

Zi Qiao turned his head away and continued to play, "I'm in love with Valentine's Day."

Seeing that Zi Qiao was distracted, Xiang Yu emphasized while taking aim: "I didn't say it was Valentine's Day, I said it was a birthday."

(End of this chapter)