The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 21 Guan Gu’s weird hobby

Xiang Yu, who had just returned to Suite 3602, heard Meijia shouting as soon as he opened the door: "You only drew one cat head in six days?"

Xiang Yu walked over curiously and asked, "What cat head is it? Meijia."

Guan Gu said in frustration: "Hello, Xiang Yujun! I can't find the feeling of painting anymore."

Chen Meijia said nervously: "When you encounter a bottleneck, you have to relax first. How about I go out for a walk with you?"

Sekiya refused: "No, actually when I'm unhappy, I just need to go shopping in the supermarket!"

"Guan Gujun, how many more chapters do you have left to finish your love story?" Xiang Yu asked curiously.

"My plan is to have 5 volumes, but now that the third volume has been released, I am conceiving the fourth volume. I have no ideas at all and no sense of painting at all." Sekiya-kun complained.

Meijia asked: "What are you going to the supermarket to buy? Can I help you buy it?"

"No, no, actually I'm here to have fun." Guan Guqiji said with excitement on his face, squeezing the air with his hands.

Xiang Yu looked at his gestures and automatically added, "Hey, Guangu, you are so wretched! You actually did such a thing in the supermarket."

Guan Gu magically explained: "No, no, no, you misunderstood, I went to knead instant noodles."

Meijia was surprised: "Instant noodles?"

Guan Gu magically smiled and squeezed his palms with his hands: "Yes! Knead instant noodles."

Sekiya magically explained: "Once my comic was rejected, I was very unhappy. When I was in a convenience store, I accidentally crushed a pack of instant noodles. Click, click, click. Suddenly, I felt very sad. I felt so comfortable, and then I picked up a bottle of Coke and secretly opened the cap, and wow, oh ho ho, I suddenly had inspiration! I rushed back to paint right away."

Meijia asked doubtfully: "You didn't buy it?"

Guangu said naturally: "Of course, I don't like instant noodles, and I can eat a big box of them in one pinch. It would be a waste to buy them back."

Sekiya continued: "And after my research, the crushing sounds of different brands of instant noodles are different. For Demae Icho, the crushing sound is crackling. For Uniform instant noodles, the crushing sound is clattering. .The most powerful one is the instant noodles called Master Kong, and the crunching sound is loud!"

Xiang Yu said helplessly: "Guan Gu, this is a disease, you need to see a psychiatrist! And you are damaging other people's property. If you are found out, you will be fined. Be careful and you will be taken to the police station."

"Sekiya, you are really hurting others without benefiting yourself." Meijia added.

Meijia advised: "Guangu, what about the behavior of pinching supermarket instant noodles! It is not recommended. Are there any other ways to inspire you?"

"I have an idea, Mr. Guangu, would you like to try it? In addition to instant noodles, there is also plasticine in the supermarket. By the way, have you ever kneaded plasticine?" Xiang Yu said, not giving up and preparing to correct Mr. Guangu's bad habit.

"I've kneaded plasticine, but it made no sound. Although it felt good, it was useless for my inspiration. Oh, sometimes I also knead biscuits and potato chips. And the sounds of potato chips are also different. "Guan Gu stared at the orange in front of him and gently held it.

"Yes, Xiao Hei downstairs brought me a wild big crucian carp from Dianshan Lake yesterday. I will make you a pot of crucian carp soup. This is the most nourishing thing for the brain. You will definitely be inspired after eating it, but you have to promise me Don’t knead the instant noodles.” Meijia said as she went to the refrigerator and took out the crucian carp to make crucian carp soup.

Guan Gu said helplessly: "Okay, thank you, Meijia."

The sound of "呲呲" came from Guangu's clenched hands.

"Put down the orange." Meijia threatened.

"I won't drink crucian carp soup. I don't like to eat crucian carp. Can Meijia make me a stir-fried pork rice bowl? The stir-fried pork you make is the best. There is the pork belly I bought last time under the refrigerator." Yu suddenly wanted to eat stir-fried pork and asked Meijia to help him make some stir-fried pork.

"No problem." Meijia happily agreed.

"Guan Gujun, don't be depressed, how about I take you to have fun?" Xiang Yu said looking at Guan Gu who was lying on the table depressed.

"Where are you going to have fun? The supermarket?" Guangu suddenly became energetic.

"Yes, it's a supermarket, but it's not the one downstairs from us, it's the nearby Yiwu Commodity City." Xiang Yu added.

After pulling Guangu out, Xiang Yu took a taxi to the nearest Yiwu Shopping Mall. 20 minutes later, the two stood at the door of Yiwu Commodity City.

"Xiang Yujun, what kind of fun are we here for?" Guan Gu asked curiously. In front of me is a crowded stall and a crowded flow of people.

"Mr. Guan Gu, please wait while I inquire about the place." Xiang Yu was not in a hurry. He would definitely be able to find what he wanted in such a big place.

After asking the surrounding merchants, Xiang Yu took Guangu to the entrance of a shop specializing in wholesale packaging paper in the wholesale market on the basement floor.

"Boss, how can I wholesale bubble paper?" Xiang Yu asked the boss.

"800 cards per pack, 11*13, 30 yuan per pack." The boss introduced very politely.

"How much does a volume like this without cutting cost?" Xiang Yu asked, pointing to a pile against the wall.

"This 50-meter roll costs 40 per roll," the boss said patiently.

"Guan Gu, give it a squeeze and see how it feels." He picked up one and scattered it on the ground, handing it to Guan Gu.

The sound of "papapapa" sounded together with the movements of Guan Gu's hands. Guangu asked curiously: "What is this thing called? It feels great."

"This is the bubble wrap used for packaging. How about it? Has it inspired you?" Xiang Yu asked with concern. "Very good, I'm very inspired now." Guangu said with a happy face.

The boss next to me was dumbfounded.

"Boss, I'll give you one hundred, two 50-meter rolls, and I'll give you a pack of this 800-meter roll, okay? Come back and buy it when we run out." Xiang Yu bargained.

"Okay." The boss readily agreed.

Xiang Yu, who was carrying two rolls of bubble wrap, had no intention of continuing to go shopping. He originally wanted to take Guangu to see those decompression artifacts, but judging from Guangu's unwillingness to think about it, he probably wouldn't need it.

Xiang Yu felt a little bored when he returned to the apartment, because Guangu was bursting with inspiration at the moment and had locked himself in the studio alone and started working on his manuscript. Everyone in 3601 disappeared en masse and could only lean on the sofa and eat snacks in boredom.

"Wulala~~" Chen Meijia hummed and came out of the kitchen. She didn't see Guan Gu in the living room. She asked Xiang Yu who was sitting on the sofa eating snacks, "Xiang Yu, where did Guan Gu go?"

"I recommended something better than instant noodles to Guan Gu. After he finished using it, he was inspired. Now he is working on a manuscript in the studio." Xiang Yu shrugged and continued to eat snacks.

"Really? What's better than instant noodles? Bucket noodles?" Meijia asked doubtfully.

"No, a small thing that can be pinched, is very soft, and can be crushed. The most important thing is that it is cheap and not illegal." Xiang Yu said.

Meijia thought for a while, but didn't expect what it was. She waved her hand and said: "Never mind it, my fish soup is ready, your stir-fried pork is ready, Xiang Yu, would you like a bowl of fish soup?"

"It's too early for lunch now. I'm not hungry yet. You can give it to Guan Gu." Xiang Yu thought for a moment and remembered the words correctly. The fish soup is gone. Wait, isn't my stir-fried pork gone? .

As soon as Xiang Yu finished speaking, he heard Meijia screaming in the kitchen: "Ah~!!!"

Frightened, Xiang Yu quickly asked, "What's wrong? Meijia."

Meijia held the pot lid very excitedly and said, "Where is my fish? My fish is gone!"

At this time, Lu Ziqiao walked over from the room, swallowing a fish tail in his mouth.

"Lu Ziqiao! Where is the fish in my pot?" Meijia asked Lu Ziqiao with a cry in her voice, pointing to the kitchen.

"Is that a fish? I thought it was a monster, it's such a big one." Zi Qiao said nonchalantly.

"What did you do to it?" Mega felt bad and asked with her eyes wide open.

"No~what, hiccup~!" Lu Ziqiao tried to get through, but unfortunately the sound of hiccups betrayed him.

Meijia cried: "Okay, you give me back the fish. This is what I use to supplement Guangu's brain!"

Xiang Yu said at the right moment on the sofa: "Meijia, do you still have my stir-fried pork?"

Chen Meijia heard Xiang Yu's words and said, "There is also Xiang Yu's fried pork."

Zi Qiao said nonchalantly: "Isn't it just a fish? There's also a plate of fried pork."

Meijia suddenly became furious and shouted in a tearful voice: "That's easy to say. If you have the ability, if you become a fish, I will cook you now! If you are a plate of meat, I will cut you into meat sauce immediately."

Xiang Yu saw that the two of them were arguing a little too much, so he quickly comforted Meijia and said, "It's okay. I'm not hungry anyway. Guangu also has an idea, so I probably don't have time to drink soup."

Lu Ziqiao immediately said proudly: "Look, Xiang Yu said it all."

"No! Guangu is painting. This is not just a fish, it is related to Guangu's comics. As an assistant, I must help Guangu." Chen Meijia said reluctantly.

Meijia dragged Lu Ziqiao and said angrily: "Give me the fish back."

"I'll go to the vegetable market and buy you another one, my aunt, can you?" Zi Qiao begged for mercy.

"Can I buy it at the vegetable market? This is what Xiao Hei downstairs brought to me from Dianshan Lake. It's wild. Is it comparable to the one bought at the vegetable market? Why don't you say you can help me catch one?" Meijia said still very angry. .

Xiang Yu's head was shaken by the noise and he persuaded: "Forget it, it's just a fish."

Meijia held up the lid of the pot and said angrily: "It's quite difficult for him. He knows how to fish for girls. He hasn't even touched a fishing rod before."

Zi Qiao was unconvinced and retorted: "Hey! Who said I can't do it? I often go fishing in my leisure time."

Chen Meijia said disdainfully: "Really? Master Lu, if you have the ability, can you help me catch one?"

"I bought everything I caught, one hundred yuan a pound." Meijia said angrily.

"Meijia, don't be angry. One hundred yuan a pound, even if Ziqiao buys wild ones from the market, he still makes money." Xiang Yu reminded.

"I, Lu Ziqiao, never cheat when it comes to bets. I'm going to catch it right now and show it to you. If I catch it, it won't cost me a hundred yuan a pound. What do I want to eat next time and what do you have to do for me?" Zi Qiao said confidently.

"Okay, then you go fishing." Meijia said disdainfully.

(End of this chapter)