The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 222 Zi Qiao learned his lesson

A week later, in the bar downstairs of the love apartment.

Zi Qiao behaved "normally" in the few days after his son's own incident. Just when everyone was expecting Zi Qiao to turn around, Xiang Yu and others met Zi Qiao and his girl in a bar.

In the bar, Xiang Yu, Teacher Zeng, Yifei and Nuolan were sitting on the sofa chatting while watching Zi Qiao let herself go on the other side, hugging each other.

Zi Qiao also noticed the four of them, apologized to the two beauties beside him, and said, "I'll go over there for a moment." After that, he blew a kiss.

Seeing Zi Qiao coming over, Nuolan said helplessly to Zi Qiao: "Ziqiao, why are you starting again? You haven't learned the lesson from last time!"

Teacher Zeng also said: "It's just that you didn't learn from the last incident? If you keep doing it, there will be an illegitimate child in all likelihood."

Yifei said disdainfully: "He is a dog and cannot change his habit of eating shit."

Teacher Zeng patted the table and said with a smile: "Cai Cai never does this kind of thing, don't insult Cai Cai!"

Xiang Yu said helplessly: "By the way, Zi Qiao, how did you get Joy to agree to you picking up girls in the bar?"

Zi Qiao smiled and said: "Teacher Zeng, there is nothing I can't think of. The scientific institution I used to go to recommended a male contraceptive pill to me. Just taking one pill can prevent pregnancy for three months. With the help of a small child, Umbrella, I also made an appointment for a sterilization surgery, a multi-pronged approach will ensure everything is safe."

Time passed to the next morning.

Seeing everyone's contemptuous looks, Zi Qiao was not ashamed, but proud. He said proudly: "After this incident, I found that I was too immature in doing things before. Fortunately, there was no accident, otherwise I would have to retire." It’s all over the place, but I’ve made a lot of preparations now, and there will definitely be no accidents again.”

Teacher Zeng asked doubtfully: "There will definitely be no more accidents? Except for eunuchs, no measures are absolute, right?"

This is all thanks to Guangu. Guangu finally took advantage of everyone's absence and wanted to spend a happy two-person world in 3602. He didn't want Zhang Wei to disturb their world, so Guangu said he would pay the bill and forced Zhang Wei to come to the bar to relax. .

Zi Qiao smiled proudly and said, "Joy doesn't let me pick up girls in the bar, and he doesn't restrict me from picking up girls outside and bringing them to the bar."

Zhang Wei, who has been trying to evolve into an exam robot, finally put down his books today and came to the bar to relax for a while.

At this time, Zhang Wei suddenly screamed, and the three people who were chatting immediately turned to look at Zhang Wei.

Ziqiao Dese said: "As long as I don't communicate in depth before I'm ready, I can guarantee that nothing will go wrong."

Nuo Lan smiled and said: "By the time you get the doctor in the hospital, the operation may have been completed."

Yifei asked in confusion: "What's wrong?"

Hearing this, Zi Qiao said speechlessly: "Don't worry, I just made an appointment for this surgery. I don't know the details of the surgery yet. What if it affects my galloping speed? I'll wait until I get the beautiful doctor in the hospital first. Let’s talk about it after we understand the specific situation.”

Xiang Yu rolled his eyes. He originally thought that Zi Qiao could turn back as a prodigal son and achieve enlightenment as soon as possible, but now it seems that Zi Qiao is just a devil of lust and stubborn.

The four of them all felt helpless towards Zi Qiao. They thought that the prodigal son had turned around and learned his lesson. But Zi Qiao did learn his lesson and prepared a lot of contraceptive measures.

Xiang Yu smiled and joked: "This song fits Zi Qiao inexplicably!"

Nuo Lan and others looked at each other with strange expressions. Zi Qiao was too cruel.

Teacher Zeng hesitated and warned: "Not all ligation surgeries can be recovered. You may become a real eunuch at any time."

Hearing this, Yifei smiled and said, "Hello, Eunuch Lu, oh, no, Xiaobuzi is fine."

Zhang Wei picked up an exquisite lighter on the coffee table and asked, "What is this? Whose lighter is this?"

Xiang Yu, Zhang Wei, Yifei and Teacher Zeng were chatting with each other on the sofa in the bar.

After saying that, Zi Qiao sang, "I'm sorry, baby, it's not that I don't love you, I really don't want to"

"Here, let me take a look." Teacher Zeng took the lighter handed over by Zhang Wei, looked at it, and said with a hint of surprise: "Hey, this lighter is from Dupont."

The only benefit of Teacher Zeng's frequent reading of magazines is that he knows a large number of luxury brands and speaks eloquently.

Zhang Wei asked doubtfully: "Is it expensive?"

Yifei explained with a smile on her face: "This brand is equivalent to CHANEL among lighters."

Zhang Wei still looked puzzled and asked: "Is it expensive?"

Yifei said in a different way: "It's the Rolls-Royce of cars."

Zhang Wei was puzzled but smiled and continued to ask: "Is it expensive?"

Xiang Yu took the lighter and explained while playing with it: "This lighter is still a 97 collector's edition, about yuan."

Although Xiang Yu doesn't smoke, drink, or play with lighters, it doesn't matter that Xiang Yu just took out his mobile phone and searched Baidu.

Zhang Wei nodded in horror and said: "How can a fool spend so much money to buy a lighter? Can't we use the one dollar each in the supermarket? It's just to make a fire, isn't it?"

Yifei explained with a smile: "It's not about fire, it's about style."

Zhang Wei asked at a loss: "Then what should I do now?"

Xiang Yu handed the lighter to Zhang Wei and said with a smile, "You can put it in the lost and found box."

Zhang Wei asked doubtfully: "Is there such a thing here?"

Xiang Yu leaned on the sofa and pointed behind Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei looked back and saw a beautiful waiter putting a box with a lost and found sign on the coffee table and looking at Zhang Wei with a smile.

Zhang Wei glanced at the lost and found box and said with great excitement: "My hair dryer!" Then he opened the lost and found box and took out the hair dryer under the confused eyes of the waiter.

Yifei said in surprise: "You brought the hair dryer to the bar?"

Teacher Zeng smiled and said, "Wow, it's still pink, just like mine!"

Zhang Wei rubbed the hair dryer with a face full of intoxication and said happily: "I finally found the hair dryer I always carry with me."

Xiang Yu said with a smile: "I have only seen one kind of person who carries a hair dryer with him."

Teacher Zeng asked in surprise: "Which one is the first time I see someone carrying a hair dryer out?"

Xiang Yu smiled and said: "Zhang Wei is like this! Hahaha!"

Zhang Wei frowned and said: "It is necessary to carry a hair dryer with you. Last time I washed my hair in the toilet, and someone else borrowed the hair dryer. Otherwise, the hair dryer would not have appeared in the lost and found box."

Xiang Yu thought for a while and smiled: "You can try it, holding a hair dryer and a lighter at the same time, and see if more people come to you to borrow fire or wind."

Yifei patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said, "If someone really comes to you for help, remember to ask for me if his name is Zhuge Liang."

Xiang Yu thought for a while and said with a smile: "Zhang Wei, I can give you a lighter on your birthday. In the future, you will find that this kind of thing is really just a decoration."

After speaking, Xiang Yu patted Zhang Wei and prepared to find a place to have lunch. Yifei and Teacher Zeng also stood up and walked out of the bar.

Zhang Wei was left alone, and Zhang Wei fiddled with the hair dryer and lighter at the same time.

At this time, a boy came over and shouted to Zhang Wei: "Brother."

Zhang Wei looked back at the boy, and then handed the hair dryer to the boy.

The boy pointed to the lighter in Zhang Wei's other hand and said, "Borrow me a light."

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, then handed the lighter to the boy.

The boy took the lighter and thanked him, then lit up the cigarette. After lighting the cigarette, the boy looked at the exquisite lighter in his hand and said with a smile, "This lighter is awesome!"

Zhang Wei took the lighter and explained with a smile: "Oh, this is not mine, I'm just waiting for the owner here, haha!"

The boy thought Zhang Wei was joking, smiled, nodded at Zhang Wei, and left.

Before Zhang Wei had finished experiencing this feeling, the beautiful bartender Sarah came over, holding a lady's cigarette in her hand, and said to Zhang Wei: "Handsome guy, lend me a light."

After Sarah and Mr. Shen broke up, Xiang Yu was recruited again. The beautiful bartender was hard to come by.

Zhang Wei looked straight at Sarah and then handed the lighter to Sarah with a silly smile. This was the first time Sarah called Zhang Wei handsome, and Sarah's clothes were missing one button today, revealing a large patch of white snow, and Zhang Wei couldn't take his eyes away.

Sarah turned the lighter gently and said, "What a beautiful lighter."

Zhang Wei originally planned to explain that the lighter was not his, but he looked at Sarah who was waiting for him to speak, and for some reason changed his words and said: "This is mine, yes, mine."

Sarah nodded, took the lighter, and asked, "Is this the 97 collector's edition?"

Fortunately, Zhang Wei already knew this from Xiang Yu, and nodded seriously: "Yes, you are very discerning."

Sarah praised: "You have great sense."

Zhang Wei said excitedly: "I have been hiding it for so many years, and you have seen it all."

"I really like the sound of Dupont opening the lid." After speaking, Sarah smiled and handed the lighter to Zhang Wei.

"Who isn't?" Zhang Wei happily watched Sarah leave, and then put his beloved hair dryer on the bar.

On this day, Zhang Wei fully realized what it felt like to be actively approached.

The most important thing is that once you borrow something, others will praise it once, especially those girls who borrowed something. The scratchy look in their eyes is something Zhang Wei has never experienced before. Zhang Wei just feels like his whole body is floating on the clouds.

3602 living room.

Zhang Wei opened the door excitedly and walked in, and said happily: "This is the most meaningful morning in my life. No less than eight people came to ask me to borrow a fire. This feeling is so refreshing."

Teacher Zeng said speechlessly: "Isn't it just a lighter? How can it make you feel particularly happy?"

Zhang Wei said with a smile: "Of course it's not just lighters, they also discussed with me stocks, funds, golf, yachts and so on."

Hearing this, Guangu said with a smile: "With a lighter, even the topics of conversation become more high-end."

Zhang Wei said with some embarrassment: "Yeah, but when we are talking about these, I can't sit there and keep turning the lighter. Sooner or later, someone will see through it, so I want to ask you to borrow some props. For example, cigarettes or something. .”

Xiang Yu joked: "Hey, Zhang Wei, you're not really addicted, are you?"

Zhang Wei scratched his head in embarrassment: "It feels really good, but it's not addictive yet. I just want to experience it more. When the owner shows up, I will return the lighter."

Xiang Yu thought for a moment, took out a watch and a bottle of men's perfume from the room and said: "Men don't look at clothes, they look at watches. Girls who talk to you will also smell your body. These two props are very suitable for you." "

Zi Qiao looked envious and said, "Can you lend me this set of props?"

Xiang Yu shook his head and refused: "I lent it to Zhang Wei to experience the feeling. Everyone has a sense of superiority. There is no harm in letting Zhang Wei try it. At least it will broaden his horizons. I lend it to you, and you can take it. Go and harm material girls."

Zhang Wei took the props and said with a smile: "Thank you, Xiang Yu." After saying that, he happily went to the bar again.

(End of this chapter)