The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 240 Choose a suite to use the toilet
Xiang Yu originally planned to go to the bar to kill time and lent the suite to Youyou for a day.

However, Nuolan was tricked by Teacher Zeng into helping, especially since Du Jun just mistakenly thought that Nuolan was the girlfriend introduced by Youyou.

Xiang Yu decided to stay and keep an eye on his senior brother to prevent him from plotting against Nuolan. It was also difficult to prevent Yuyou, the president of the apartment gossip committee, from spreading the gossip just now.

Xiang Yu still has to find a way to prevent Yuyou from spreading gossip!

Nuo Lan also had a headache at the moment. This was the first time in Nuo Lan's life that he had seen his senior brother speak in such a strange way.

Youyou originally planned to ask Du Jun to apologize to Guan Gu first, and then introduce a girlfriend to the senior brother, and then the matter would be over. Unexpectedly, Du Jun spoke so wildly, but did things flawlessly, and knew to inspect the goods first.

Xiang Yu asked the senior brother: "Then what if you two don't get along with the girl you introduce later?"

Du Jun glanced at Youyou and said, "Then~refuse to accept it."

Youyou pleaded to Teacher Zeng and Nuolan: "Teacher Zeng, Nuolan, it's up to you."

Teacher Zeng scratched his head and asked, "Senior Brother, do you always pant like this when you talk to women?" Teacher Zeng asked while imitating Senior Brother's pause for breath.

Du Jun glanced at Youyou and said, "Then return it."

Youyou was sick and hurriedly sought medical treatment. Seeing Xiang Yu being so leisurely, he came to Xiang Yu's side and said, "Xiang Yu, is there anything you can do?"

Nuolan said in surprise: "But what you just said suddenly sounded normal!"

Xiang Yu and Nuo Lan started watching the show on the sidelines. They said that Teacher Zeng's working ability is still acceptable, but it feels a bit inappropriate to use something like this to train the host's breath control to train his accent.

Youyou looked at the senior brother expectantly. The senior brother was silent for a few seconds and said, "Give me the paper first!"

Du Jun explained expressionlessly: "I don't know either."

Xiang Yu's eyes wandered for a moment, and he started negotiating with Yuyou, "I can find a way to help, but Yuyou must promise not to spread today's gossip."

Xiang Yu drank tea leisurely. It was a pleasure to see such interesting things without spending any money.

Nuolan judged: "The reason why Senior Brother speaks strangely is mostly psychological factors, and I'm afraid it's not something we can solve."

Xiang Yu thought for a moment, shook his head hesitantly, and said, "No."

Youyou tilted her head and threatened in a low voice: "Then I can only tell senior brother the news that Nuo Lan is single."

The senior brother took the draft handed over by Teacher Zeng, spoke quickly and clearly, and killed Teacher Zeng on the spot. Teacher Zeng wondered if his ears were wrong.

Teacher Zeng covered his head and said, "It's over, it's back again."

Du Jun was silent for a few seconds, and suddenly spoke quickly: "I don't know either? I used to speak like this to impress others for the first time, but later I don't know why the way I spoke became like this."

Next, Xiang Yu witnessed with his own eyes that Yuyou, Teacher Zeng, and Nuolan took turns trying to change the way his senior brother spoke in various ways.

Yuyou's step-by-step method, from one word to two words, then to multiple words, unfortunately doesn't work at all. Senior Brother's problem has nothing to do with the number of words.

Hearing this, Xiang Yu pointed at Yuyou and was so angry that he couldn't speak. Although Xiang Yu knew that Yuyou was probably joking, Yuyou was definitely a loudspeaker. He was a little impulsive today. It was time for Yuyou to spread gossip later.

Teacher Zeng took out a piece of paper filled with words of unknown meaning and said to the senior brother: "Follow me, gold and silver are the most valuable! Time is like a sword that cuts people! The sun and the moon travel to make people grow old! The three golden lights of the Sun Buddha People endure. Forbearance and tolerance, mercy and mercy, the word "forbearance" has three knives on its head!"

Xiang Yu took away the draft in front of his senior brother with some curiosity. When the senior brother spoke, he immediately changed to the way he was breathing heavily before.

Youyou rolled her eyes and said, "Senior Brother, if you don't change the way you speak, even if we introduce you to a girlfriend, you'll probably end up being a loser later on!"

Teacher Zeng took out the breath control practice method that he had just learned recently and began to teach the senior brother.

After hearing this, Yuyou immediately agreed, but Xiang Yu was still worried and threatened Yuyou: "Yuyou, if you spread gossip about me, I will introduce beautiful women to Guan Gu."

Youyou, who originally wanted to spread gossip secretly, complained: "Xiang Yu, you are so poisonous!"

Xiang Yu said calmly: "If you don't have poison, you won't have a husband."

Youyou stopped joking and said seriously: "What can you do to deal with Senior Brother? As long as you can deal with Senior Brother, I promise not to spread any gossip."

Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "Do you still remember the time Guangu changed his voice?"

Youyou suddenly realized: "Ah, why didn't I think of it earlier? If I had thought of it earlier, I could have broken the news."

Xiang Yu crossed his legs and said sarcastically, "Even if you think about it, you still can't remember the cocktail recipe."

Xiang Yu is not sure whether this secret cocktail is effective. Even if it is effective, it may have side effects, but it doesn't hurt to give it a try.

Xiang Yu arranged for Youyou to go to the supermarket to buy mints, and Teacher Zeng was also arranged to go next door to get cocktails.

As soon as the two left, Yifei opened the door of 3603 anxiously.

After seeing Du Jun on the sofa, Yifei ignored it subconsciously, and then started looking for Yuyou everywhere.

"Hi!" When Du Jun saw Yifei ignoring him, he thought she didn't see it, so he could only speak louder: "Hi~!"

Yifei still ignored it and looked for Yuyou all over the world.

Du Jun asked doubtfully: "Can you really~~ not see me?"

Yifei asked Xiang Yu and Nuolan standing aside, "Where did Youyou go?"

Du Jun was full of energy and said seriously: "No need to look for me, I am the person you are looking for." Yifei pushed the senior brother away and said anxiously: "Who is looking for you, I'm looking for Youyou."

Xiang Yu quickly said: "Yuyou went shopping."

"Are you Yoyo's friend?" Du Jun quickly looked at Hu Yifei who was looking around seriously and said, "She is indeed beautiful and sexy. My cartoonist Du Jun is known in the circle as ~~~~ Langli Little White Dragon.”

When Yifei heard that Youyou had gone out, she breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Guangu is looking for Youyou, you should hide quickly."

Du Jun heard this and said expressionlessly: "I won't hide it. I'll wait for Guan Gu to apologize to me."

After saying that, Du Jun said to Yifei: "I didn't expect that Yoyo's friend is so beautiful. I knew that Yoyo would never deceive me."

Senior brother Du Jun took out a rose from nowhere and handed it to Yifei and said, "My story is very long, I can tell it to you slowly."

Xiang Yu whispered to Nuolan: "Teacher Zeng will get angry when he comes back."

Sure enough, Teacher Zeng, who was returning from next door to get a cocktail, happened to bump into this scene. Xiang Yu quickly took Nuolan's arm and took a few steps back, otherwise blood would be splashed on him later.

Yifei asked with some confusion: "Huh, what are you going to say? Tell me the key points."

Du Jun hesitated and said, "Okay, the story is not important, I want to find a girlfriend."

"Ah?" Yifei was stunned.

Teacher Zeng also rushed in, stood in front of Yifei and shouted to Du Jun: "Don't worry about it, she has a boyfriend."

As soon as Teacher Zeng finished speaking, he immediately realized that something was wrong. He started talking nonsense and was taken away by Xiang Yu.

'Clap clap clap! '

Xiang Yu on the side clapped vigorously. Teacher Zeng said what was in his heart, actually under such circumstances. Wait, it seemed to be the same thing for me just now.

Du Jun said with some regret: "Why do you have a boyfriend again? Can you please flirt with me?"

Teacher Zeng was worried that Yifei behind him would suddenly go crazy, but Yifei didn't make any move for a long time.

As time passed by, Xiang Yu's hand started to hurt.

Nuolan looked at Xiang Yu who was clapping alone, pulled down Xiang Yu's hand and whispered: "Stop making noise."

Before things could develop further, Guan Gu's voice came over, "Yuyou, are you in 3603?"

"Hurry up and hide, hurry up, hurry up." Yifei said while pushing Teacher Zeng and Senior Brother in front of her.

Xiang Yu, Nuolan and others were also urged to hide by Yifei. Although they didn't know why they hid, Xiang Yu still didn't forget to pick up his and Nuolan's teacups, and threw the disposable cups of Youyou and Senior Brother. In the trash can.

The four of them were hiding in the toilet. Xiang Yu held his tea cup and asked Yifei: "Yifei, why are you urging us to hide?"

Yifei explained: "Yuyou asked me to keep an eye on Guangu and don't let Guangu hit her and secretly look for senior brother."

Xiang Yu hesitated for a moment and asked: "Actually, we only need to hide Senior Brother. Why do we all have to run to the toilet?"

Yifei was silent for a few seconds and said: "Uh~" (⊙o⊙)...

At this time, all five people heard the sound of Guangu opening the door with a key. Teacher Zeng quickly pushed Xiang Yu aside, opened the door a crack and started to peek.

Xiang Yu took out a few packages of snacks from the shelf next to the bathtub in the bathroom and distributed them to everyone.

Teacher Zeng turned his head and said with a look of disgust: "You are still putting food in the bathroom. This is so unhygienic!"

Hearing this, the people who were eating snacks all looked at Teacher Zeng like knives. Seeing that the situation was not going well, Teacher Zeng immediately covered his mouth.

Xiang Yu looked at the senior brother who was sitting on the toilet with a depressed look and comforted him: "Elder brother, the girl introduced by Youyou is very beautiful. I have seen her before."

Nuolan said softly, "Oh, Xiang Yu, how did you know?"

Xiang Yu vaguely smelled something bad and quickly explained: "It's Sadako's sister downstairs, Junko, the one who's a comic book fan."

After hearing this, Nuo Lan asked: "Then are you interested in others, so you remember it so clearly?"

Xiang Yu's forehead seemed to be sweating, and Xiang Yu immediately defended again: "That's not the case. I have never seen her in person, only in photos."

Nuo Lan smiled when he heard this and said, "Yeah, I just remembered it after seeing the photo. How beautiful it must be."

Xiang Yu's brain was working rapidly, and he said with a serious face: "Compared with Nuolan, you are still far behind. Mainly because I was so impressed by Sadako's name, and I remembered Sadako's sister Junko by the way."

Teacher Zeng and Yifei both looked at them with amused expressions. Only then did Nuolan realize that he had overreacted just now.

The senior brother was a little excited when he heard that she was very beautiful and couldn't wait to see Junko.

Teacher Zeng thought for a while and said, "Guan Gu should be fine when he sees me. Can I go out?"

Yifei immediately stopped her and said, "No, after you go out, how do you explain that you are in the toilet of 3603?"

Teacher Zeng said in confusion: "What's the explanation? I just said I came to the toilet!"

Xiang Yu smiled and teased: "Teacher Zeng, do you have to choose a suite when you use the toilet?"

(End of this chapter)