The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 271 My dream is broken again
3603 living room.

"Wait, what does this have to do with me?" Xiang Yu didn't expect that he was just playing a small prank, so how could other things be related to him.

The most important thing is that why Yuyou came to join in the fun, this matter has nothing to do with Yuyou's money!

Youyou explained seriously: "If you didn't want to play a prank, Guangu wouldn't be obsessed with the legend. If Guangu wasn't obsessed with the legend, he wouldn't make a wish. If he didn't make a wish,"

Xiang Yu interrupted Youyou's matryoshka dolls, got straight to the point, pointed at himself and said: "Stop! In short, I became the culprit?"

Zi Qiao immediately affirmed: "It's not you who has become the culprit, you are the culprit!"

Youyou clapped her hands and said, "That's right."

Nuolan smiled and said, "Just help Yuyou. Guangu has been obsessed with legends recently."

Xiang Yu asked curiously: "Why is Guangu so obsessed? Tell me in detail."

Youyou said with a depressed look, "Yesterday afternoon, Guangu painted a painting related to the snail girl."

Youyou thought for a moment, it would be terrible if the drone failed to fly out immediately. "No, this is too troublesome. What if Guangu catches the drone or runs to the window, and finally Guangu knows that I did it?"

Xiang Yu finally figured it out. Youyou just wanted to help him do something. After going through a long process, he might as well just ask me for help.

Xiang Yu doesn't know why, what is Yoyo planning to do?
Xiang Yu hesitated for a moment, nodded and said: "I can indeed fly over the walls, but don't even think about traveling thousands of miles in an instant. Youyou, just tell me directly, what do you want to do?"

Xiang Yu said with a helpless look: "Okay, then Yunyu, what do you want me to do?"

Looking at Youyou's depressed eyes, Xiang Yu said weakly: "How about this, how about getting more dry ice to create some smoke, and then the smoke dissipates, leaving a piece of men's clothes?"

Youyou opened her mouth without making a sound, and made a lip-reading gesture. '

Xiang Yu secretly cursed, I thought only Guan Gu was the jealous king of East Asia, but I didn't expect that Youyou was even better and even wanted to be jealous of a painting.

What Yuyou didn't say was that the snail girl in the painting had a better figure than Yuyou. How did Yuyou look so angry?

Youyou pondered for a moment, anyway, as long as Guangu doesn't make blind wishes in the future, he still dares to dislike my figure. I wonder if this is my biggest shortcoming!
Youyou turned to the other people and said, "You guys can let go."

"Okay, let's proceed as planned!"

Youyou twitched her lips and explained her opportunity, "Tomorrow, I will take Guangu to catch this snail girl, and then you fly out of Guangu's window. Create the illusion that the snail girl has abandoned Guangu."

Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment. This could be considered obsession. Isn't it normal for a cartoonist to draw when encountering such a thing?

Xiang Yu simply used prostitution for free to improve the creativity of the original drama.

Youyou tilted her head, looked at Xiang Yu's puzzled eyes, and continued: "I asked him if the painting was of me, and he actually said that the painting was of the person deep in his heart! He thought I couldn't see it. Is there a snail on top of that woman’s head?”

Youyou glanced at Teacher Zeng and others who were watching the excitement, and Teacher Zeng and others immediately covered their ears knowingly.

Only then did Youyou whisper: "Xiang Yu, I know your Qinggong is very fast. How fast can it be? Can you fly over eaves and walls and travel thousands of miles in an instant?"

Xiang Yu didn't intend to perform a performance of flying over the roof and walking over the wall. In broad daylight, if someone saw him, he would think he jumped off the building.

Xiang Yu touched his chin, pondered for two minutes, and said with a smile: "You can ask Xiao Hei for a drone, and let Zi Qiao be responsible for the operation here. We will sprinkle some dry ice, and in the smoke, a drone will The long white dress flew out of the window. How about it?"

Seeing that his little trick was discovered, Zi Qiao closed his eyes.

Youyou continued to stare at Zi Qiao, and Zi Qiao said speechlessly, "I've already covered my ears."

"Cold salad?" Xiang Yu replied subconsciously.

"Sorry, can't we hear you?" Teacher Zeng said, covering his ears.

Youyou hit Teacher Zeng and said speechlessly: "Okay, stop pretending, I need you to follow my plan. You must perform this scene for me tomorrow."

3602 the next day.

Yoyo was dressed like Arale today, holding a pink poop stick in her hand.

Seeing that Guangu was about to walk in, everyone immediately pretended to be busy.

Standing at the door of Guangu's room, Youyou asked in surprise: "Why are there footsteps?"

Nuolan exclaimed in an unusually grandiose manner: "Snail girl?"

Xiang Yu pretended to know nothing and said curiously: "Snail girl? What snail girl?"

Guangu also came over at this time, came behind them and asked: "What are you talking about?"

"Shh~"

Youyou, Teacher Zeng, Nuolan and Xiang Yu made a booing gesture at the same time.

Youyou whispered: "I heard that there is a snail girl in your room. We are helping you catch the snail girl."

"Nani!" Guangu exclaimed happily.

Youyou said to Guan Gu seriously: "Keep your voice down, she's inside, don't scare her away." Guan Gu immediately lowered his voice and asked in a low voice: "Are you really sure that the snail girl is inside?"

Nuolan covered her mouth and said with a smile: "I heard that your drawing needs to be colored, so the snail girl came out!"

Nuolan couldn't stand it anymore. Fortunately, the host had good skills and resisted the urge to laugh.

Sekiya was a little confused and said, "I didn't say that my drawings need to be colored?"

Xiang Yu helped Youyou make amends and said: "Guan Gu, you don't understand. This is our strategy. If we don't say this, the snail girl will come out to color your drawings."

Guangu's face was filled with excitement and excitement at the same time.

Youyou said with an unhappy look on her face: "It's not just so that you and your dream lover can meet as soon as possible."

Sekiya immediately retorted: "Who said she is the girl of my dreams?"

"Then why are you blushing!" Youyou pointed at Guan Gu with a pink poop stick, exposing Guan Gu's lies.

Nuolan joked: "Even if she is a snail girl, she is not a human being. Isn't Youyou not as good as a goblin?"

Sekiya explained seriously: "Yuyou is my girlfriend, and the snail girl is my beautiful dream for this world. I never thought that two such beautiful things could happen at the same time. Don't worry, Yuyou, I'm just curious."

"I hope~" Youyou waved the stick in his hand with wan interest.

Guangu thought to himself, if there really is a snail girl, wouldn't the wish I made yesterday come true, hahahahaha! !
Guangu straightened his hair, his face flushed, he rubbed his hands and pointed at the bedroom door: "I'm not ready yet, um, I'll go in first!"

Teacher Zeng urged: "Yes, I also want to see who this snail girl is that makes Guangu obsessed with her so much."

Teacher Zeng couldn't wait to see Guangu's expression.

"Come in quickly!"×4
So, Guangu took a deep breath, twisted the door handle, and opened the door directly.

What comes into view is a fairy mist that permeates the entire bedroom and floats throughout the house. Among them is a fairy in a long skirt~ (cross out here),

click
Sekiya's fantasy scene completely disappeared. There was indeed smoke, but after the smoke made by dry ice dissipated, a set of red shrimp soldier uniforms lay on the ground. Uh, it was very ugly.

The snail fairy turns into a red shrimp soldier, haha! ! Youyou gave full play to her acting skills and was determined not to laugh.

"Uuuuuuuuah, my snail girl, my dream is broken again" Guangu started crying while holding the shrimp soldier costume.

"Guangu." Without waiting for Yuyou to say something.

Guan Gu, who was crying, looked confused when he looked at the label 175, male XL on the shrimp soldier's uniform.

"Something's not right..." Guan Gu murmured.

At this moment, Youyou's mind was filled with lightning and thunder, as heaven and man were at war. Oops, the label was not removed from the clothes I borrowed from the crew.

"Yuyou!" Guan Gu's tone was a bit unkind. It seemed that Guan Gu had already made a guess at this moment. Xiang Yu and others immediately retreated outside the door. Zi Qiao, who was responsible for arranging the dry ice, hid behind the door and shivered, in a dilemma.

"Guan Guan~, why are you so mean to me? I didn't want to tell you that this is all a fantasy. I will go back to filming tomorrow, and you are so mean to me!" That's right, Youyou immediately used the act of coquettishness. trick.

Guangu's anger gauge was instantly reduced.

Youyou held Guangu's arm and shook it while saying: "Please, don't be angry, please, please."

Women can act coquettishly, and men can be charming.

Recently, in order to improve her acting skills, Yuyou has learned deeply how to be a coquettish woman.

Xiang Yu couldn't hold it anymore after hearing the second sentence. It was too embarrassing. Xiang Yu pulled Nuo Lan and Teacher Zeng out of the battlefield and closed the door.

Teacher Zeng stood in the living room and said with some envy: "Yuyou's move is simply invincible!"

Xiang Yu wrote lightly: "This trick only works for people you like. If you don't like you, acting coquettishly will only make people disgusted. Besides, you are born with it and can't be learned. For example, if the sentence 'You are talking nonsense' is replaced by a southern girl, it will : "You are talking nonsense, disgusting", if you put it in the north, this is 'you fart'"

Teacher Zeng couldn't help but nodded when he thought of Yifei's toughness and said, "Yifei should be the latter."

Nuo Lan smiled and gave Xiang Yu a light slap and said, "You're talking nonsense again."

Xiang Yu put his arms around Nuo Lan and said with a smile: "I'm not talking nonsense. Whatever you said, Lan Lan, I thought it was acting coquettishly. Look, you just hit me. The beating was kissing, and the scolding was love!"

"Shameless!" Nuolan rolled her eyes at Xiang Yu shyly.

"Eh~" Teacher Zeng couldn't stand it anymore, "I'd better go find Zi Qiao!"

"It's broken!" The three of them reacted belatedly. They closed the door too quickly and locked Zi Qiao in.

Before the three of them could raise their heads, Guan Gu opened the door and threw Zi Qiao out.

"boom!"

Guangu closed the door again.

(End of this chapter)