The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 329 Lifting the Coffin
Chapter 329 Lifting the Coffin
The next day, the sun shone brightly.
Next to the grave of Mr. Ren, Uncle Jiu stood in front of the altar wearing a Taoist robe and finished offering three sticks of incense.
"Uncle Jiu, the Feng Shui master said that this land was difficult to find. It is a good acupoint." Master Ren said to Uncle Jiu after paying homage.
Uncle Jiu looked at Mr. Ren for a while and then said: "Yes, this hole is called Qingying Dianshui. The whole hole is three feet and four feet long, and only four feet can be used. It is one foot and three feet wide, and only three feet can be used. Therefore, the coffin cannot be buried flat." , must be buried legally.”
At this time, Wen Cai started to act like he was dead. "Master, what is a legal burial? Is it a French funeral?"
Teacher Zeng and others stood in the distance and joined in the fun, watching the show with relish.
Uncle Jiu glared at Wen Cai, his apprentice was so embarrassing.
Xiang Yu quickly said: "The so-called legal burial means vertical burial, right Master Ren?"
"Yes, the Feng Shui master who selected the acupoints said that if the ancestors are buried vertically, the descendants will definitely be great." Mr. Ren gave a thumbs up and praised.
"What about it?" Uncle Jiu seemed to have seen through something.
Master Ren's face suddenly fell. He sighed and said, "In the past twenty years, our Ren family's business has been getting worse year by year. I don't know what's going on."
Uncle Jiu suggested: "Master Ren, this point is useless. There is indeed something wrong with your father. I suggest you be cremated on the spot."
Master Ren thought about it for a while and then said: "This land originally belonged to a Feng Shui master. My late father heard that it was a good acupoint, so he spent money to buy it."
When Master Ren heard about the cremation, he quickly stopped him and said, "Cremation? No, no, my late father is most afraid of fire, so he cannot be cremated. Can you think of other ways!"
Uncle Jiu hesitated for a moment and said, "Oh, it is really rare for Mr. Ren to show his filial piety. Otherwise, let your father be temporarily released in Yizhuang until a good hole can be found before burying him!"
Xiang Yu pointed to the coffin and said: "The corpse is not rotten, but its complexion is black. The birds are frightened and the animals are running away. If you think about it with your brain, you will know that something is wrong."
At this time, the coffin was also carried out, but just as he was about to open the coffin, a group of crows flew away.
Uncle Jiu hurried forward to take a look. When they saw the body in the coffin clearly, everyone was so frightened that they took several steps back and their hearts stopped!
Among them, Mr. Ren was dressed in official uniform and holding an abacus in his arms. Although his skin was blue-gray, it had not deteriorated after twenty years!
Ren Fa looked excited, his voice trembled when he spoke, and his eyes were filled with pleading.
Uncle Jiu looked unhappy and said, "This Feng Shui gentleman must have some issues with you."
Xiang Yu couldn't help but complain: "You still have the heart to care about this point, so you should first care about your own life."
Xiang Yu then said that when zombies are born, they will first absorb the blood of their relatives.
[The main mission and side mission of this game have been generated. Players are asked to form a team to kill Mr. Ren who turned into a zombie. 】
When Master Ren heard this, he immediately became nervous and scolded: "What nonsense are you talking about?"
Uncle Jiu pointed to the newly dug tomb and said: "I think there must be some coercion, otherwise how could he harm you and ask you to cover it with cement? It was originally a drop of water, but now it is sealed, and the coffin head is covered with dust." He can't touch the water, but he still has a conscience. He will let you put him in the coffin twenty years later, and he will harm you for half your life but not for the rest of your life. He will harm you for one generation but not for eighteen generations. "
Xiang Yu watched Master Ren commit another suicide act. If you have a chance to live, why don't you want him alive?
Uncle Jiu frowned tightly, but when Master Ren saw this, he only cared: "Uncle Jiu, can this point still be used?"
If something goes wrong, something big could happen!
Seeing Uncle Jiu's hesitation, Mr. Ren immediately said, "Uncle Jiu, please help me. I will definitely give you a big gift when the job is done! I have money, so I can give you as much as you want!"
Uncle Jiu was a little hesitant. Zombies are really difficult to deal with.
Absolutely not!
"It's just inducement without coercion?" Uncle Jiu looked at the embarrassed Master Ren and said again.
It was definitely because I was moved by Ren Fa and it had nothing to do with money!
Xiang Yu originally thought of asking Teacher Zeng and others to dig out the old man in advance, but unexpectedly, the coffin started to be raised early this morning.
Xiang Yu thought about the game mission for himself and others, and it was probably impossible to destroy the body in advance.
It's probably a restriction made by Xiao Hei. Otherwise, he could just rob the tomb secretly, and then take a glutinous rice bath and sun bath. What zombie can withstand this trick?
Ren Fa thought of what Uncle Jiu had said before, that zombies like to suck the blood of the same vein, and felt inexplicably panicked!
Dad is dad, zombie is zombie
I have no intention of burning my father, but I have to be prepared to prevent stiffness. I feel careful when I go to bed at night.
Uncle Jiu told Xiang Yu and Wencai to light a plum blossom array in front of the tomb to see how it would turn out before they came back to tell him. He also looked at the surrounding solitary tombs, and each tomb was covered with incense sticks.
Xiang Yu sent Wencai away directly, saying that he could handle it by himself. Seeing that Wencai could be lazy, Wencai went back with Uncle Jiu.
After seeing everyone leave, Teacher Zeng and others ran over.
Xiang Yu weighed the incense for a moment.
Yifei joked: "What's wrong? I still don't offer incense to your female ghost."
Nuolan's face turned cold when she heard this, she snorted and turned away. Xiang Yu smiled bitterly, he didn't mean to go to Yihong Mansion, and he didn't really go to do any bad things, but Nuolan held on tightly.
Xiang Yu had no choice but to coax Nuolan.
Zi Qiao enthusiastically grabbed the incense and prepared to seduce the female ghost.
Teacher Zeng couldn't see Zi Qiao's proud look and complained: "It means Mei Jia didn't come, otherwise Zi Qiao would not dare to be so presumptuous."
Zi Qiao said disdainfully: "Even if Meijia is here, she can't stop me from setting a record for picking up girls."
There were many tombs nearby. Zi Qiao searched for them one by one. Finally, when he was about to finish walking, he saw Xiaoyu's tomb. There were photos on it, which made it easy to identify.
Zi Qiao sighed and said, "She's so good-looking. It's a pity that she has never been in love. Come and find me."
After saying that, Zi Qiao lit all the incense in his hand and placed it in front of Dong Xiaoyu's grave.
"Thank you!"
Zi Qiao waited for a moment and was about to turn around and leave when she heard a heart-warming thank you.
Zi Qiao thought to himself, I shouldn't have run away now. I'm really looking forward to tonight.
At this time, Xiang Yu also finished burning the incense. He held three incense sticks, one long and two short, and said to Yifei and others: "The previous plot is no different from the movie. I guess it is certain that Mr. Ren will become a zombie. You guys Are you ready?"
Yifei explained her plan, "According to the movie, the zombies came out because you forgot to use the ink fountain to flick the bottom of the coffin. So Xiang Yu, your task is to use the ink fountain to flick the bottom of the coffin, and then wait until we finish it tomorrow. After getting ready, open the door for us tomorrow night and we can just steal Mr. Ren and play whatever we want.”
Although Yifei's plan sounds simple and easy to implement, it doesn't feel that simple.
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Xiang Yu slowly returned to Yizhuang. Uncle Jiu took the incense from Xiang Yu's hand and said with a frown, "People are most afraid of three long and two short, and the most taboo is for incense to be two short and one long. It happened to be burned like this. At home, If this incense comes out, someone must be in mourning, and this time there will be big trouble!”
Xiang Yu didn't care. He bent down and looked at the bottom of the coffin. Sure enough, there was no bullet, which was expected.
Xiang Yu ruthlessly woke up Wen Cai, who was already fast asleep, and started to work while staring at Wen Cai. But just as Wen Cai finished playing, Xiang Yu saw a black cat chasing a big mouse on the coffin!
A black cat stepping on a coffin is a very bad omen! It’s so off the charts!
Xiang Yu quickly found Uncle Jiu, opened the coffin and took a look. Under the moonlight, Master Ren's white hair began to fall off, while the new black hair began to grow wildly, and his fingernails also grew a lot.
Uncle Jiu closed the coffin without saying a word, and after a moment of silence he said, "This is skipping the white zombie and advancing to the black zombie."
Xiang Yu suggested: "If that doesn't work, let's cremate him secretly."
Uncle Jiu hesitated for a moment, shook his head, and refused: "Since I agreed to Master Ren, I'd better go to find a burial place overnight so that Master Ren can be buried as soon as possible." After saying that, Uncle Jiu went out.
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At this time, Teacher Zeng and Zi Qiao were running wildly in the wilderness outside the town. Yifei and Nuolan were fighting monsters outside the town. Zi Qiao rushed past Yifei.
Teacher Zeng took the peach wood sword from Xiang Yu and ran towards Yifei while shouting: "The ghost is coming!"
Yifei pointed at the lonely wild ghosts behind Teacher Zeng and said, "What is going on?"
Teacher Zeng leaned against Yifei while explaining: "It's not about scarcity but inequality. Zi Qiao gave all the incense to the female ghost. How can the other lonely ghosts let it go?"
Nuo Lan was speechless and said, "No wonder I just saw Zi Qiao running so fast without even looking back."
Although it was a bit troublesome to have a few ghosts floating around, Yifei and Nuolan both came in as prototypes, with superior strength. With the peach wood sword in their hands, they beat the lonely ghosts to death directly.
At this time, Zi Qiao, who had run away, came back, with a beautiful female ghost beside him.
Teacher Zeng looked at the extremely well-behaved female ghost next to Zi Qiao and asked with great envy: "What's going on with you?"
"Let me introduce to you, this is my new partner, Xiao Ze and Mu Feng." After saying that, Zi Qiao directed the female ghost to salute everyone.
Seeing that the female ghost next to Zi Qiao was very obedient, Teacher Zeng asked curiously: "Ziqiao, how did you do this?"
With a proud look on her face, Zi Qiao leaned into Teacher Zeng's ear and whispered: "As long as you can make her happy and raise her favorability to ninety, you can take her into the room. By the way, the system prompted me to complete the side task. "
In fact, it is a partner system designed by Xiaohei in the game. Players can obtain partners in the team by brushing their favorability points in the game, similar to raising pets.
That night, Xiang Yu was woken up by a loud noise, like the sound of wood falling apart and falling to the ground.
Xiang Yu knew for sure that Mrs. Ren had come out, so he quickly picked up a mahogany sword and carefully guarded it, and began to look through the crack in the door.
What a long health bar, what an ugly zombie, so black.
"dong dong dong"
Hearing the sound of zombies gradually jumping away, Xiang Yu went out to check the situation. Old Mrs. Ren's coffin was scattered on the floor, and even the chickens raised by Wen Cai were all dead.
On the contrary, Wen Cai slept like a dead pig and was untouchable. No wonder Uncle Jiu said that he was born to guard Yizhuang.
Xiang Yu said that he was convinced. He didn't even support the wall, so he just obeyed you. As expected, the sky is so big that sleeping is the biggest.
Xiang Yu sent a message to Yifei and others to chase a zombie at night. Forget it, since Yifei and the others were there anyway, Xiang Yu didn't want to go looking for Yifei and others to fight monsters in the middle of the night, so he simply went to sleep peacefully.
Besides, it was Master Ren who chose not to be cremated, so the only person to blame is himself!
(End of this chapter)
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