The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 371 Ascension Celebration
Seeing his thigh bleeding, Zi Qiao burst into tears. It was too dangerous. If the rabbit had bitten a carrot, it would have been useless.

Meijia immediately put down her hand pretending to cover her eyes and said, "It's not a big problem. Everyone, please turn around."

Yifei and others immediately turned around, everyone wanted to know where they were bitten.

Zi Qiao covered his crotch and said, "Do you have any band-aids?"

Yifei said speechlessly: "Who will take that with me when we go camping?"

Youyou still felt sorry for her nephew. She looked at the soil on the ground and said, "Why don't you use two handfuls of soil to stop the bleeding first."

Nuo Lan quickly tried to dissuade her: "No, if it gets infected or the wound becomes inflamed, it won't be good."

Meijia thought for a moment, then hesitated and said, "I have a towel here, do you want it?"

Zi Qiao was stunned for a moment and said hesitantly: "You haven't used it before, right?"

Meijia said angrily: "I'll kill you with a mouthful of salt soda! A dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know a good heart."

Zi Qiao shakily put on her pants. Zi Qiao moved a little, and her thighs hurt. "Yifei! I can't walk anymore. Please carry me back."

Yifei looked around and said to everyone: "Yuyou, go call someone first, and we'll find some branches to make a stretcher for Ziqiao to carry back."

By the time Xiang Yu and others came over, Yifei and others had almost finished making a simple stretcher.

Zi Qiao looked at the rabbit in Yifei's hand and said, "Yifei, leave me a rabbit leg to bring back tonight. I want revenge!"

Yifei glared at Ziqiao fiercely and said, "You've got nothing to do all day long!"

Youyou was also speechless and said: "Grand nephew, just calm down. Your family's incense will almost be cut off."

Xiang Yu thought for a while, since there was a thunderstorm at night, it would be okay to come down from the mountain, so he simply greeted everyone and went back together.

A good camping trip ends here.

Everyone started to pack their things. Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng carried Zi Qiao down the mountain, and Mei Jia followed happily, not thinking about watching the meteor shower anymore.

Zi Qiao's wound was not very big. If he went down the mountain to get a rabies vaccine and asked the doctor to sew it up, it would probably be about the same.

But the mental damage was so severe that Zi Qiao put his coat on his body, fearing that others would see the blood on his crotch when he went down the mountain.

After more than an hour, Xiang Yu and others finally arrived at the car at the foot of the mountain.

An enthusiastic passerby asked curiously: "What's going on?"

Meijia immediately said excitedly: "Let the rabbit pick out the crotch."

Zi Qiao was so angry that her teeth itched, "Chen Meijia!"

However, Ziqiao's movement was restricted and he could only sit in the car and roar helplessly.

After leaving the hospital and returning to the apartment,

I don’t know how Meijia did it. Maybe it’s also the credit of Yoyo’s big speaker.

Anyway, when Zi Qiao returned downstairs, Xiao Hei and other busy people were already waiting downstairs No. 3.

Although Zi Qiao tried his best to stop him, he was powerless. When the elevator door closed, he vaguely heard Meijia say: "Xiao Hei, let me tell you, Zi Qiao let the rabbit be eaten out, and he doesn't need a woman in this life." Friends!”

"She's talking nonsense!" Zi Qiao shouted, so angry that he just wanted to vomit blood.

Teacher Zeng immediately said loudly: "It's true!"

Teacher Zeng finally used his tent-building talent today and was waiting for Yifei's reward in the evening. As a result, he had to set up the tent three or four times and finally managed to set up a perfect tent, because Zi Qiao couldn't use it anymore.

"Our reporter received news from an insider that a man was unfortunately bitten by a rabbit on his sensitive part while camping in Sheshan Mountain, resulting in lifelong infertility. Although camping in the wild is wonderful, safety issues should not be forgotten."

Although the photos in the news were mosaic, Xiang Yu and others recognized it as Zi Qiao at a glance.

Xiang Yu patted Zi Qiao's shoulder and comforted him: "Ziqiao, scars are a man's badge of merit, it's no big deal."

Zi Qiao shook off Xiang Yu's hand expressionlessly. It was no big deal, but the scar looked like a tooth mark.

How do you explain this when you are riding a horse galloping in the future?

I can't tell the truth. I was crotched by a rabbit while hunting.
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The bar downstairs of the love apartment.

"Toppling over and over again is like a wave~"

Teacher Zeng came skipping over carrying a bag.

Xiang Yu said curiously: "Teacher Zeng, you are in a good mood today!"

Teacher Zeng sat down and said with a smile: "Everyone, I have a gift for everyone. Come on, everyone has a gift. You're welcome."

After speaking, Teacher Zeng took out a dozen invitations from the bag and handed them to everyone.

Zi Qiao was the first to take it, glanced at the front, and read with some confusion: "Invitation to the Ascension Celebration"

Yifei said with some confusion: "Teacher Zeng? When did you change the program?"

Teacher Zeng said with a stern expression: "No, I didn't change the program, but someone specially asked me to help host this celebration." Xiang Yu said with a smile: "Hey~ Teacher Zeng, your talent has finally been discovered. Ah! Who asked you to go here?”

Teacher Zeng glanced around and boasted: "The sponsor of my show, this customer is very rich, very rich. She came to me this time and asked me to help her host a celebration. Can I not give face? I asked her on the spot I signed it without even looking at it.”

Although Teacher Zeng's program was not a big hit, Teacher Zeng's program also had advertising sponsors and fans. The person who invited Teacher Zeng to host the celebration this time was one of Teacher Zeng's sponsors.

Zhanbo was very surprised and said: "Your show is actually sponsored by someone? It's really incredible."

Teacher Zeng looked at his brother-in-law and said: "We have been apart for three days, so we should be impressed. As long as I perform well this time, the other party will increase investment in advertising."

Yifei opened the invitation letter casually, looked inside, and frowned involuntarily.

Yifei asked Teacher Zeng loudly: "Zeng Xiaoxian, you are a respectable host after all, but you actually host a white matter?"

Teacher Zeng was surprised: "How is it possible? Isn't this a celebration?"

"Take a good look for yourself!"

Yifei opened the invitation letter and handed it to Teacher Zeng. Teacher Zeng took it and looked at it and was stunned.

Xiang Yu also opened the invitation letter and said with a smile: "Teacher Zeng, now I understand why this celebration is called the Ascension Celebration?"

Sekiya leaned next to Teacher Zeng and read the invitation, and said in surprise: "Can a flower grower still get sponsors for a memorial service?"

After finishing speaking, Guangu said with great emotion: "It's so humane. I will die here in the future."

Teacher Zeng came back to his senses and said speechlessly: "I just said that when others saw that I agreed immediately, why were they so weird?"

"Haha..." Everyone couldn't help laughing.

After hearing everyone's laughter, Teacher Zeng sensed the ridicule inside, and his smiling face dropped and turned into dead eyes.

Teacher Zeng now regrets that he did not read the contract carefully at that time. At that time, the sponsor put out a wad of money and asked Teacher Zeng to go. Teacher Zeng felt that it was so delicious that he immediately agreed. He did not expect that the Ascension Celebration was meant to be like this.

Sister Yifei still felt very sorry for Teacher Zeng and suggested: "You should quickly find a good word with your sponsor and get rid of this unnecessary matter."

Teacher Zeng thought seriously for a moment, then hesitated and said, "I'm afraid this won't work."

Yifei asked in confusion: "Why?"

Yifei didn't want Teacher Zeng to preside over some trivial matters. It wouldn't be nice if others knew about it.

Teacher Zeng sighed and explained: "First, the other party paid a lot of money, so the liquidated damages are a bit high. Second, if I turn down this hosted case, I guess the sponsor will also run away. Third, , Now that I have promised my fans, I am a person who keeps my word. Fourth, the appearance fee is really high. In a sense, this is a good thing if someone asks me to host this kind of event again. The fee cannot be less than this.”

By the time Teacher Zeng finished speaking, he had already begun to comfort himself.

Xiang Yu suppressed a smile and patted Teacher Zeng on the shoulder, "Teacher Zeng, I think you are a real man!"

Zi Qiao recovered from his injuries, moved his buttocks, and said, "But I have a question. Teacher Zeng, have you ever presided over white affairs?"

Teacher Zeng spread his hands and said expressionlessly: "This is the first time in history."

Zi Qiao couldn't help but think of the time when he was a priest, and comforted him: "Teacher Zeng, it's okay. As long as you go up and say a few words, and then if you are willing, I'll be done with it."

Meijia taunted Zi Qiao: "Ziqiao, you have no brains in Si Bu Si? Can you still talk after you have lost Si Bu Si?"

Nuolan and others returned the invitation letters to Teacher Zeng, "Teacher Zeng, for nothing, we still won't participate."

Teacher Zeng understands it very well, after all, he doesn’t want to go either.

Teacher Zeng said with emotion: "Now we are riding a tiger and it is difficult to get off. This time it will be a waste of time. I can't even think about it."

Xiang Yu comforted: "Teacher Zeng, you should challenge your own limits."
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At this time, Youyou walked over with a depressed look on her face, sat down and said, "Teacher Zeng, you are such a useless person, do you still invite actors? I just stopped by to express my condolences."

Guangu took Yuyou's hand and asked with concern: "What's wrong, dear? Are you in a bad mood?"

"I missed an audition for a martial arts film. I have been waiting for this opportunity for a long time. But yesterday when I went out, I left my phone in the toilet. My agent Jason said that he had clearly called to inform me. , but why didn’t anyone tell me?”

Youyou explained the reason with a depressed look.

Everyone immediately focused their attention on Teacher Zeng and Zi Qiao. After all, apart from Guangu and Youyou, these were the only two suspects in 3602.

Teacher Zeng was already very depressed. After seeing everyone’s gaze, he immediately defended himself: “It really wasn’t me.”

Zi Qiao waved his hand and said, "It's not me either."

Yoyo added: "Jason said the person who answered the phone had a big tongue."

Yifei stuck out her tongue and said, "Come on, stick out your tongues and see who has the biggest one."

Xiang Yu frowned, it must have been Meijia. He smiled at Meijia and said, "Mijia, you were very strange when you spoke just now!"

Suddenly, everyone focused their attention on Meijia.

Meijia shrank her neck, lowered her head and admitted, "Okay, Siwo."

Youyou looked at Chen Meijia and said in surprise: "So you are the one with the big tongue."

(End of this chapter)