The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 373 A chaotic weekend

Zi Qiao was sitting on the sofa in the living room of 3602, thinking about who would be more suitable to form a team with on the weekend.

Tweet? No, we broke up just a few days ago. If I come to see her, she won’t let me buy a gift?
Lulu, this doesn’t work either, this is too clingy, it’s time to break up.

Lingda, this is fine, but it’s a pity that I’m on a business trip.

Zi Qiao leaned helplessly on the sofa and dragged these ex-girlfriends into the recycle bin in his brain.

Zi Qiao thought about it for a moment, and his head was completely empty. There was nothing left now.

At this time, Yoyo and Meijia came over.

When Zi Qiao saw Youyou, she immediately shouted, "Auntie, please lend me your computer."

Youyou was a little confused and asked, "Why do you want to use my computer?"

Meijia immediately said: "You can't lend it to him, he will definitely go to those messy websites, and your computer will be infected and crashed."

Youyou immediately looked at Ziqiao with a perverted look. It was indeed perverted for the nephew to borrow his aunt's computer to watch that kind of thing.

Seeing that both of them were thinking wrongly, Zi Qiao quickly explained: "No, do I need to watch this kind of thing? I have accumulated experience through practical operations. I really don't use the computer to watch that kind of thing."

After listening to the first half of the sentence, Meijia and Youyou quickly moved away from Zi Qiao, this piece of yellow waste.

Zi Qiao quickly reorganized her words and explained: "I borrowed the computer to surf the Internet. I received a text message. I am going to attend a charity party on the weekend and need to see the specific information."

Meijia immediately said with disdain: "You just want to go to spam websites!"

In Meijia's heart, Zi Qiao probably has nothing to do with charity in this life.

Youyou stared at Ziqiao without saying a word.

Zi Qiao smiled bitterly and explained: "Auntie, just trust me for once. If it doesn't work, just supervise me. Besides, I still need you to help me, auntie."

Youyou also became curious and asked: "Grand nephew, what on earth do you want to do?"

Zi Qiao said mysteriously: "Please lend me your computer first. I want to log in to www.Zhang Wei is a good person.com. It has the address and invitation code of the charity gala."

Meijia looked at Ziqiao suspiciously, and Youyou directly took her laptop and handed it to Ziqiao.

Youyou was a little confused and said, "By the way, Zi Qiao, where did your laptop go?"

Zi Qiao sat on the sofa and said casually: "That laptop is too old. I sold it to the person downstairs who collects junk."

Then Zi Qiao turned on the computer and logged in to the account.

Youyou looked confused and asked: "Ziqiao, you are still the manager of this website? Is Zhang Wei so generous to you?"

Meijia pointed to the lower right corner of the computer and said: "This is obviously Zhang Wei's account. Look at this, the four words "Legal Pioneer".

Zi Qiao explained with a smile: "Zhang Wei is still visiting relatives, so he entrusted me to attend the charity party on his behalf. I heard that it was organized by the Charity Association, and it is of a very high level."

Youyou rolled her eyes helplessly and said, "Zhang Wei is really relieved about you!"

Zi Qiao smiled mysteriously, "I swore on my kidney that I would never use his trumpet to ride horses, so he felt relieved. And Xiang Yu and the others don't have time to attend such a party."

Youyou looked at the name of the website and suddenly said: "By the way, I heard that Zhang Wei is a bastard. That website has been very popular recently. A company selling anti-wolf products bought the entire website. The boss of the company selling anti-wolf products seems to be a bastard." Joe your ex-girlfriend.”

"what?"

After hearing what Youyou said, Zi Qiao was a little stunned. He didn't expect his ex-girlfriend to develop so well.

Zi Qiao suddenly thought of something and said to Youyou quickly: "Little aunt, tell me her name quickly! Please help me tell her that I have woken up. The prodigal son will never be replaced by gold, and I regret the past. For the sake of I am willing to give my life to make it up to her."

Meijia said angrily: "Bah! You are just greedy for other people's money. You are vulgar and shameless. I despise you both mentally and physically."

Youyou looked up and down and said, "I guess people don't like you now, nephew!"

Zi Qiao also knew that it was unrealistic, and a good horse would never turn back.

Zi Qiao thought for a moment and said, "Forget it, I'll find a new girlfriend and take her to the party."

Youyou asked curiously: "What conditions do you want?"

Ziqiao immediately clasped his arms and said: "If you are under 55 meters tall, you will be eliminated. If you weigh more than kg, you will be eliminated. If your body measurements are not up to standard, you will be eliminated. If you are above C including C exemption, you will be eliminated. If you are ugly, you will be eliminated. If you are under years old, you will be eliminated. Smart elimination, not urban household registration elimination, fear of cockroaches elimination, not good at flying chess elimination, not good at cooking, elimination of those who are good at martial arts, elimination of those who are not pleasing to the eye, that’s all my requirements.”

Meijia originally wanted to attend a charity gala, but after hearing Ziqiao's conditions for finding a girlfriend, this was a perfect target!

Meijia slapped Zi Qiao on the shoulder, "I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda, Lu Zi Qiao!"

Zi Qiao shook his shoulders and begged Youyou: "Auntie, now is the time for you to help me."

"Come on, I won't help you. Just go by yourself."

Youyou doesn't do this anymore now, and besides, it's not a big deal to attend a charity gala alone.
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Over the weekend, Teacher Zeng changed into a black and white suit.

At the memorial service, the entire atmosphere seemed solemn and solemn. A quiet sadness enveloped everyone present, and a heavy mourning filled the air.

In the center of the venue, a small black urn stood quietly, surrounded by flowers, wreaths and balloons.

On one side of the venue, there is a long table with portraits of the deceased on it. There is also a signature book on the table for relatives and friends to leave messages in memory.

On the other side is a podium arranged, where Teacher Zeng will read a eulogy for those present to express respect and memory for the deceased.

Teacher Zeng touched the white powder on his head and felt like crying.
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At the charity party, Zi Qiao looked up and down Meijia's dress. Today, Meijia was wearing a white evening dress. Zi Qiao asked with some confusion: "Isn't this the dress I prepared for you? Where did you get it?"

Meijia smiled and said: "Shanren has his own clever plan. The one you prepared is so ugly, who can wear it?"

Zi Qiao guessed: "You didn't pay to rent it, right?"

Meijia said speechlessly: "Why spend that wasted money? I borrowed it from Nuo Lan. This is the dress she wore when she hosted the annual meeting on the radio station."

Zi Qiao looked at the people coming and going at the party. He said earnestly: "Don't embarrass me later, do you understand?"

Meijia patted her chest and promised: "Don't worry, I have collected your money. I will definitely cooperate with you. In this regard, my credibility is still very good."

At this time, a waiter came over carrying a plate with red wine.

Zi Qiao gracefully picked up a glass of red wine and handed it to Meijia, and then the two of them found their seats and sat down with the red wine glasses in hand.

Meijia whispered: "I didn't expect that I could attend such a banquet. How did Zhang Wei get the invitation?"

Zi Qiao took a sip of red wine and explained with a proud face: "Zhang Wei's website seems to be quite effective in finding lost children, so the charity party invited Zhang Wei, the website creator, to participate."

Meijia couldn't stand Zi Qiao Deser's appearance and said, "Then you are taking advantage of Zhang Wei."

The evening party organized by the Charity Association soon came to the charity auction donation session.

Zi Qiao smiled and said, "Would you like to donate a little?"

Meijia looked at Zi Qiao, as if she had gotten to know Zi Qiao again.

Zi Qiao said seriously: "In order to improve my character, I occasionally donate money to charitable organizations."

Meijia said disdainfully: "Are you rich?"

Zi Qiao said seriously: "I have money, but my money is useful."

Meijia said speechlessly: "Nonsense, whose money is useless."

Zi Qiao mainly felt that it would not be good if he came for Zhang Wei without donating a penny.

Meijia didn't know what she was thinking of, so she said, "Everything in the auction is so expensive. Why don't we wait until it's time for donations, and then we can express our feelings and donate a small amount."

Zi Qiao couldn't help but nodded, and heard Meijia say a little embarrassedly: "Why don't you settle the bill for hiring me to attend the charity gala first, so that I can donate money."

Zi Qiao was a little strange and asked, "What do you do with your monthly salary?"

Meijia clapped her fingers and started to say: "Buy dolls, buy comics, go shopping, do your nails, and buy snacks."

The party has come to a time of free movement.

Zi Qiao suddenly saw a somewhat familiar person walking towards him, but he couldn't remember who it was.

"Zhang Wei, why are you here?"

Zi Qiao felt bad when he heard the word Zhang Wei.

Ziqiao quickly winked at Meijia,

Meijia immediately took advantage of the situation and whispered: "More money!"

People are knives and servants, and I am fish and meat.

"Zhang Wei, I didn't expect to meet you again at the charity gala."

Meijia narrowed her eyes. No wonder Ziqiao said that she had donated money to pick up girls, right?

Meijia smiled and said: "Hello, I am Chen Meijia, Zhang Wei's new girlfriend."

Afterwards, Ziqiao's ex-girlfriend posted: My ex-boyfriend is very introverted. He was embarrassed to say that he wanted to end his relationship with me. He told me so to his new girlfriend.
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3602pm.

Teacher Zeng came back disgraced.

Yifei looked at the ashes on Teacher Zeng's head and said in surprise: "Xiaoxian, what's going on with you? Someone made trouble at the funeral?"

Teacher Zeng said depressedly: "No, but I hope someone will cause trouble so that I don't have to host this funeral."

Xiang Yu also became curious after hearing this and asked, "They didn't give you an appearance fee?"

Teacher Zeng sighed: "Hey, that's not a funeral at all. No, it's a funeral, but it's not a human funeral, it's a dog's funeral."

"What?" x2
Xiang Yu patted the ashes of Teacher Zeng and consoled him: "Dogs are now part of human family life, and many people regard dogs as relatives. There is no problem in asking you to host the funeral."

Teacher Zeng took off his suit jacket and said speechlessly: "That's not the key. The key is that this funeral is too non-mainstream."

Yifei took Teacher Zeng's coat and urged: "Stop talking, go and wash it first. Look at your gray face."

Xiang Yu sat on the sofa, picked up the apple, took a bite and said, "Funerals are not mainstream, so they won't end up in such a disgraceful state."

Teacher Zeng said as he walked: "The owner insisted on playing the most fashionable balloon funeral to let the dog feel the sky and freedom. As a result, two balloons suddenly exploded when they were halfway through the flight, and the urn turned over. Everyone, like me, has experienced what it means to have disaster come from the sky.”

Xiang Yu looked at his hand and then at the apple with a corner missing.

He vomited into the trash can.

Teacher Zeng, you are dead!
(End of this chapter)