The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 385 A lot of pressure
Weekend, 3602.

Although it was a minor operation, under the doctor's instructions, Zi Qiao had to start his bedridden career.

In the other room, Teacher Zeng is also lying in bed at the moment, but the difference is that Teacher Zeng is sleeping in.

The dazzling sunshine made Teacher Zeng unable to open his eyes. Feeling thirsty, Teacher Zeng fiddled with his messy hair and walked out of his bedroom, only to see Yifei sitting on the sofa in the living room, reading a magazine leisurely.

"Yifei, what are you doing here?"

Teacher Zeng drank the milk he had just taken out of the refrigerator casually.

Hearing Teacher Zeng's question, Yifei put the magazine on the coffee table and said dissatisfied: "Nonsense, can't you see I'm reading the magazine?"

Even if you don’t know how to get me a bottle of milk, Zeng Xiaoxian already has a way to die.

Hearing Yifei's words, Teacher Zeng rubbed his little eyes and said, "Feifei, what I mean is, why don't you go to my room to see it!"

Yifei glared at Teacher Zeng fiercely.

"Yifei, don't you want to plot evil in broad daylight?"

Teacher Zeng hugged his arms tightly with a scared look on his face, his eyes full of smiles.

Seeing Teacher Zeng's expression of discomfort, Yifei got up and walked to Teacher Zeng, squeezed Teacher Zeng's arm and said, "Hey, why is your little body so soft?" At this point, Yifei shouted loudly Said: "I think you are missing practice! Without pressure, there will be no motivation."

Teacher Zeng pulled up her belly to show Yifei, touched her nine-nine-pack abdominal muscles, and said with a smile: "Do I still need to train my nine-pack abs?"

Yifei was annoyed and pointed at Teacher Zeng's pants and said, "You have your pants on inside out."

Teacher Zeng was so ashamed that he immediately retreated to his room, put on his clothes again, and then walked out again.

Seeing Yifei still sitting on the sofa in the living room reading a magazine, she asked again: "Why are you reading a magazine here today?"

Yifei said without raising her head: "I forgot my key? Come here to kill some time."

Teacher Zeng was a little confused and asked, "You brought the key to our suite, but not the key to the one next door?"

Yifei waved her hand and said casually: "Actually, I didn't bring any with me, but I couldn't bear to destroy the door of our suite."

After hearing this, Teacher Zeng raised his head and glanced at the door of the suite, only to see that the door lock of the suite had been removed.

Teacher Zeng looked confused. How did Yifei manage to remove the door lock with her bare hands?

Teacher Zeng glanced at the refrigerator door and closed it helplessly. There was nothing inside except milk.

Yifei put down the magazine and said, "It's Saturday off today, why isn't everyone at home?"

"Either we're going on a date, we're just hanging out."

Teacher Zeng looked at Yifei and said softly: "Yifei, how about we go on a date too? I heard Xiang Yu say that the hot spring resort he went to last time was good."

"Ouch!"

As soon as Teacher Zeng finished speaking, a magazine was hit on the head. Teacher Zeng rubbed his forehead, Yifei's throw was really accurate.

Yifei said unapologetically: "Put away your dirty thoughts, don't you know it's been inconvenient for me recently?"

Teacher Zeng's thoughts immediately spread. Recently it was a day to visit relatives, and he would go to the hot springs. Then...
Thinking of that scene, Teacher Zeng couldn't help but shook his head and said softly: "Yifei, little Feifei."

Hearing Teacher Zeng's sweet voice, Yifei got goosebumps.

Yifei said speechlessly: "What do you want to do again?"

Teacher Zeng touched his belly and slept until almost noon. He was really a little hungry.
"Well, let's go out for lunch. We're the only two in the apartment, and no one's cooking. I haven't eaten yet in the morning."

Yifei thought about it and realized that it was indeed almost lunch time. "Seeing how pitiful you are, I will reluctantly have lunch with you."

"Feifei, what should we eat?"

"I don't know. It's your treat, you decide."

"Let's go eat hot pot?"

"No, you'll get acne if you eat hot pot."

"How about going to eat Sichuan food?"

“Isn’t Sichuan food also very spicy?”

"How about going to eat chicken pot?"

"I'm tired of eating it."

Teacher Zeng didn't know what to eat for a while, so he asked: "Feifei, what can you tell me to eat?"

Yifei said casually: "Anything is fine!"

Teacher Zeng was speechless. As expected, the women who came to the aunt were very difficult to deal with. Teacher Zeng hesitated and said: "How about I go to the supermarket to buy some food and cook it back? This way, I don't have to bring food from outside for Zi Qiao, a sick patient. ”

Yifei immediately became energetic and said, "It's settled, you go quickly. I'll go tell Zi Qiao not to order takeout later."

After returning from the supermarket, Teacher Zeng took out the key to room 3601, opened the door and walked in.

The key to Room 3601 in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand was specially provided by Yifei for Teacher Zeng. The reason is that it is more convenient at night (crossed out) when he does not have the key.

Yifei was in charge of making egg fried rice very quickly. Teacher Zeng had just finished washing the vegetables and Yifei's egg fried rice was ready.

Yifei pointed to Teacher Zeng: "Zeng Xiaoxian, you need to put some sugar in this dish so that it will taste better."

Teacher Zeng was cooking and said with a smile: "Yifei, are you sure you can do this?"

Yifei took a bite of the apple, glared at Teacher Zeng and said, "I can't do it, so why don't you still have to do it? You can do it."

The atmosphere is harmonious and family-like.

Yifei couldn't help but smile and said: "Zeng Xiaoxian, what do you think we will become in the future?"

Teacher Zeng stopped holding the cooking shovel in his hand and turned to look at Yifei, with a hint of tenderness and seriousness in his eyes.

Teacher Zeng said word for word: "Yifei, no matter what we become in the future, I hope we can always accompany each other like this."

Teacher Zeng was extremely happy at this moment. Zi Qiao’s Lu Spring and Autumn Annals was really broad, profound and all-encompassing.

When Yifei heard what Teacher Zeng said, she put down the apple in her hand, walked to Teacher Zeng, and gently put her arm on his shoulder.

The two of them stood quietly in the kitchen, and the sunlight outside the window filtered in through the gaps in the curtains, adding a bit of warmth to this cozy scene.

Yifei said softly: "Zeng Xiaoxian, your food is burnt~~~"

Teacher Zeng quickly turned around and continued to stir-fry the dishes in the pot, while Yifei was helping.

After lunch was ready, the two sat at the dining table and started eating.

Yifei suddenly said: "Zeng Xiaoxian, do you know? I hope days like this can continue forever."

Teacher Zeng raised his head and looked at Yifei firmly: "Then let it continue."

Yifei nodded seriously, then suddenly changed into a smile and said: "It's settled, the cooking at home will be yours from now on."

Teacher Zeng’s expression immediately changed. I seemed to have been fooled. Yifei’s calculations were too deep.

While eating, Teacher Zeng said, "Yifei, you will get tired of eating food cooked by one person all the time."

Hearing this, Yifei replied with a serious face: "You are right, we still have to go out to restaurants occasionally, we can't eat at home every day."

Teacher Zeng rolled his eyes and said, "No, I mean I want to eat what you cook too."

Yifei spread her hands and said, "I can't do it! You said it yourself." Teacher Zeng saw Yifei pretending to be stupid and said coquettishly: "Little Feifei, but I want to eat the egg fried rice you made."

Yifei touched Teacher Zeng's head and said with a smile: "Good boy, it depends on your performance. If you perform well, I will reward you with egg fried rice."

Teacher Zeng was completely defeated! ! !

Teacher Zeng touched his full belly and said with a smile, "I'm full."

Yifei looked at Teacher Zeng with a gentle face and said, "Is the egg fried rice delicious?"

Teacher Zeng nodded repeatedly without hesitation.

Yifei said expressionlessly: "Why don't you go wash the dishes quickly!"

"Oh~" Teacher Zeng started to clear the table with an aggrieved look.

At this time, Zi Qiao walked in wearing pajamas. Zi Qiao rubbed his sleepy eyes and realized that there were only empty plates on the dining table.

Zi Qiao said angrily, "Teacher Zeng, you promised to have dinner with me. Where is the food?"

Teacher Zeng hesitated for a moment, pointed to the kitchen and said, "There is also Yifei's egg fried rice in the kitchen."

Zi Qiao stood at the door and hesitated for a moment, then asked: "After eating egg fried rice, I won't get kidney stones again."
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The next day, 3602.

As soon as Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng entered the door, they saw Guangu and Youyou with their heads buried, writing and drawing on paper.

Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng walked over, and Teacher Zeng asked curiously: "What are you two doing?"

Xiang Yu asked curiously: "Are you playing the horoscope test again?"

Guangu rolled his eyes at Xiang Yu and explained: "This is called a stress test question. The higher the score, the greater the pressure."

Xiang Yu said a little funny: "Are you under a lot of pressure and you need to rely on these questions to know?"

Youyou sighed and said: "Actually, I didn't feel any pressure at first, but the more I did, the more pressure I got!"

Teacher Zeng looked at the question in front of Youyou and read: "When facing your lover, do you have a few days a month when you suddenly have the urge to slap him to death?"

Youyou asked: "Don't you think this question is very profound?"

Xiang Yu nodded seriously and said, "It's indeed quite profound. This question should be answered by boys. There are always a few days in each month."

Teacher Zeng nodded and said, “I feel very tortured on those days every month.”

Xiang Yu held Teacher Zeng's hand and said seriously: "Teacher Zeng, I understand your suffering."

Teacher Zeng wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes.

Xiang Yu sang softly: "He said the pain in the wind and rain is nothing. Wipe away your tears and don't be afraid."

"At least we still have dreams." Teacher Zeng and Xiang Yu sang together.

Guangu said speechlessly: "You two don't feel any pressure at first glance, but I feel a lot of pressure."

Xiang Yu pointed out: "Guan Gu, your pressure is not as great as that of Yuyou, because the answer you chose is yes."

"Nani?!"

Guangu looked shocked after hearing this, and immediately turned to look at Yuyou. Yuyou actually wanted to murder her husband.

Youyou hurriedly explained: "You have to be truthful in answering the questions! What did you choose?"

Guangu hesitated and said, "Okay, actually I am the same."

Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng were speechless. They both wanted to slap each other to death.

Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "Teacher Zeng, do you think that if you and Yifei do this question, will Yifei also choose this answer?"

Teacher Zeng said with confidence: "How is it possible? How could Yifei choose such an answer?"

"really?"

Xiang Yu, Guan Gu, and Youyou looked at Teacher Zeng thoughtfully, with the words "I don't believe it" written on their faces.

Teacher Zeng defended: "I am so good, how could Yifei have such an idea."

The three of them still looked like they were mentally retarded. It was not unusual for Yifei to have a bad temper and occasionally want to beat Teacher Zeng to death.

Teacher Zeng changed the subject and said, "Ahem, why are you suddenly doing such stressful questions?"

Youyou said helplessly: "You don't know how much pressure we are under now! You see, pedestrians can't lose on the zebra crossing, children can't lose on the starting line, and students can't lose on the score line."

Guangu added: "A village girl cannot lose on the needle line, a woman cannot lose on the curve, and a man cannot lose on the career line. These are all pressures!"

Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng were dumbfounded. After thinking about it carefully, it seemed that they were right.

Wait, why do men need to have a career line? It should be careerism.

Youyou took out a book on the table, handed it to Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng, and said, "This book says that sometimes a kiss may bring pressure to each other."

Teacher Zeng flipped through the book, and when he saw the last page, Teacher Zeng said angrily: "No wonder you want to slap each other to death!"

After finishing speaking, Teacher Zeng read: "If your stress level exceeds the standard, I suggest you sign up for the stress reduction training class at Sanmu Training Center. You will see results within a week! After talking for a long time, aren't you just an advertiser?!"

Xiang Yu sat down and said seriously: "This training class is about selling anxiety. It will first conduct a test to make you feel that you are very stressed and anxious, and then trick you into signing up to reduce stress.

For example, schools like to sell performance anxiety, and bosses in society like to sell layoff anxiety.

In fact, no matter whether there is this training class or not, the pressure is still the same, it will not increase or decrease. "

Guangu and Youyou didn't listen at all.

Teacher Zeng sighed: "It is true that men in today's society are under great pressure!"

Youyou retorted: "It's obvious that women are under a lot of pressure."

Teacher Zeng was too lazy to argue with Youyou and asked directly: "What are your scores? Who has the higher score and who is more stressed."

Youyou checked the answers and said speechlessly after a moment: "Damn! I don't have to be right. The first four questions already have 80 points. I just go and sign up!"

Guangu smiled and said: "It's okay, 60 points for passing, 80 points for self-examination, 100 points for danger. I don't have enough points, so I don't need to decompress. For the eighteen questions, I can only score more than 30! What I call , mild pressure.”

Youyou said loudly: "I just said that women are under a lot of pressure!"

Xiang Yu smiled and moved the paper Guan Gu answered the question to the middle, pointed to the last question and said: "Guan Gu, look at the last question."

"The last question?"

Guan Gu thought: "Do you have a habit of pinching things? If so, the above questions will not be counted and you will receive full marks."

"Nani?"

Guangu thought for a while and said seriously: "Actually, I am really under a lot of pressure. When buying a house or a car, I have to consider comics. I feel that the speed of making money cannot match the speed of rising housing prices."

Teacher Zeng immediately said: "I would say that men are under the greatest pressure."

Youyou immediately said: "Guan Gu has a special habit, this is an exception."

Teacher Zeng said with a smile: "You two are under so much pressure anyway, why not sign up! Early treatment, early recovery!"

After Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng left, Guangu and Youyou were still considering whether to sign up.

(End of this chapter)