The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 397 Internet Era

3602, living room.

After Teacher Zeng finished recording the show that day, he received a notice from Lisa Rong that Teacher Zeng was going to present a variety show.

Zi Qiao said while eating an apple: "So, in order to squeeze your value, your TV station is going to let you be a guest in the first episode?"

Teacher Zeng said with some embarrassment: "It can't be said that I'm being exploited. My boss appreciates me. While the popularity of recent movies is still there, help me gain more fans."

[Teacher Zeng’s inner thoughts: In fact, the ratings on the station have collectively dropped. I went to find Lisa to appear on the show to see if I could keep my ratings ranking. Another point is that Yifei has more fans than me. I have to More than one phoebe. 】

Zi Qiao nodded and said firmly: "It's still a squeeze."

Teacher Zeng changed the topic and said: "Don't be joking, you guys. There are many big names participating in this show. Everyone will introduce each other."

"so?"

Xiang Yu and others looked at Teacher Zeng with a narrow look on their faces.

Teacher Zeng immediately looked at Xiang Yu, Guan Gu, and Zi Qiao with a serious expression and said, "There will be a prize for quizzes, what are my strengths and specialties."

As he spoke, he took out a notebook and pen and lay down on the table to write them down.

Xiang Yu and the others were speechless.

Zi Qiao glanced at Teacher Zeng and said disdainfully: "I will not speak out of conscience."

Xiang Yu touched Zi Qiao with his elbow and said with a smile: "Ziqiao, I support you. You must be conscientious."

"Heroes see the same thing."

The two high-fived each other in the air.

Guangu asked seriously: "Let's talk about it first, what is the reward?"

Teacher Zeng said angrily: "Hey, that's too much. Don't I have any good advantages or specialties?"

After speaking, Teacher Zeng took out a hundred yuan, shook it, and put it on the coffee table.

Xiang Yu immediately lost interest. I have plenty of this stuff, so I don't care about it.

Guangu thought about it seriously and suddenly said: "Teacher Zeng, if you eat a lot, is that considered a specialty?"

Ziqiao took the money on the coffee table with lightning speed and stuffed it back into his pocket, all in one move.

Then Zi Qiaocai said: "You have many advantages, such as being strong and brave, judging the situation, and perseverance."

"Uh hahahahaha."

Teacher Zeng suddenly laughed mischievously, and shyly patted Zi Qiao on the shoulder: "Oh, are you that good?"

Zi Qiao nodded with a fake smile.

Strong and brave: Teacher Zeng was cuckolded for so many years, but he is still alive and well and very strong.

Assessing the situation: Teacher Zeng can always retreat despite difficulties.

Perseverance: During a dinner party at an apartment, he had a six-hour stalemate with everyone during the checkout. In the end, Sekiya couldn't bear it anymore and went to pay the bill.

"Xiang Yu, why do I feel something is wrong?"

Guan Gu whispered in Xiang Yu's ear: "Obviously every idiom is a compliment, but it's so jarring to use it on Teacher Zeng."

Xiang Yu nodded, yes, it was not a good word.

Teacher Zeng smiled and said: "Ziqiao, keep going! Apart from these advantages, what other specialties do I have?"

Xiang Yu said with a smile: "Teacher Zeng's legs are very long! This is free, I don't charge any money!"

"Ha ha ha ha"

"This can be considered a specialty."

"Hahahahahaha."

Xiang Yu and the others burst into laughter. This specialty is equivalent to directly cutting Teacher Zeng's heart into pieces, then sprinkling cumin chili powder on it, brushing it with oil and roasting it on the fire.

Teacher Zeng said speechlessly: "Don't I have any other specialties?"

Xiang Yu said with a smile: "Teacher Zeng, you can perform hiccups, your hiccups are special."

It hurts so much, especially the truth.

For the sake of face, Teacher Zeng took out another three hundred yuan and put it in Zi Qiao's hand and said, "Zi Qiao, tell me about my specialty."

Zi Qiao pondered for a moment, then patted the money in Teacher Zeng's hand and said, "Teacher Zeng, except for your shamelessness, I really can't find any special skills. I really want to make this money, but I can't."

At this time, Youyou came over and said in surprise: "Teacher Zeng, you are already a third-year student. At such an old age, you don't care about what you are good at." Have you been fired and need to find a job? "

Teacher Zeng immediately retorted: "How is that possible? I'm just digging myself out."

There was a long silence, and Teacher Zeng said helplessly: "If you don't continue, it will make me very embarrassed!"

Youyou thought for a moment and said, "Being able to eat, drink and sleep is considered a specialty."

Guangu nodded and said, "We all have these specialties."

"Don't say it's useless." Teacher Zeng said, "Do you have any special skills? It sounds very high-level."

Zi Qiao complained: "Teacher Zeng, a variety show is not a talent show. Just package your own specialties."

Xiang Yu said seriously: "Teacher Zeng, you have strong ability to withstand pressure. Even if the mountains collapse before your eyes, you will not change your expression, and you will ensure that you complete the task on time."

Youyou was a little confused and asked: "Teacher Zeng still has this specialty?"

Teacher Zeng immediately said: "Yes, I am under a lot of pressure, but I never say it."

Zi Qiao smiled and said: "Xiang Yu said that Teacher Zeng has procrastination."

Teacher Zeng:…………

Xiang Yu said again with a serious look on his face: "Teacher Zeng is steady and thoughtful, and can consider how to solve problems from multiple aspects."

Youyou nodded clearly and said, "I know, this is indecision."

Teacher Zeng wrote it down carefully, as long as it sounds high-level.

Guan Gu said excitedly: "I also thought of one. Teacher Zeng lived a long time and had a long life!"

"Stop it, I'm serious."

Teacher Zeng said: "The number of viewers of the programs on the station has dropped overall. I plan to use this variety show to attract some fans and promote the program I host. Otherwise, the ratings of my program will not be maintained."

"It has nothing to do with you. Fewer people are watching TV. This is a trend that cannot be reversed by humans."

Xiang Yu waved his hand and said: "At least you have been very popular recently, so you won't fall to the bottom."

Teacher Zeng held Xiang Yu's arm pitifully and said, "Good brother, if you give me a few more specialties, you won't even think about it. I finally entered the TV industry and then regressed back to the radio industry."

"Depend on!"

Xiang Yu's whole body trembled, and goosebumps appeared on his skin.

"If you don't help me, I won't let go."

"Get off!"

"If you don't help me, I'll have to stick to you." "Ah!"

As expected, Teacher Zeng’s specialty is being thick-skinned and able to withstand beatings.
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3603, Nuo Lan is writing the report seriously.

Xiang Yu asked: "Lanlan, has the number of listeners on your radio station been declining recently?"

Nuo Lan sighed and said: "Yes, to be precise, it's not recently, but all the time. Fewer and fewer people are listening to the radio. The leaders requested to enhance the listenability of the programs and set up more professional programs, such as sports Category, music, fashion, art.”

Xiang Yu still remembers that in the original plot, Teacher Zeng copied Zhanbo’s paper on IT, and was highly praised by the leader. Later, Teacher Zeng forgot to invite Zhanbo to dinner, and Zhanbo wrote to Teacher Zeng out of a mischievous mentality. He wrote a magical speech, but it actually fooled all the leaders in the audience.

If the so-called body hadn't accidentally been thrown to the ground by Teacher Zeng, the speech would have been a great success.

Xiang Yu asked curiously: "Are the types of sports, music, and art that your leaders are going to set up different from the previous ones?"

Nuolan explained while writing: "In fact, it is to re-divide the program and compete for positions. Those who are capable will have meat, and those who are not capable will drink from the northwest wind."

Xiang Yu said enthusiastically: "Lanlan, do you need me to help you find information?"

Lan Lan pulled away Xiang Yu's hand in disgust and said, "San Mao is here, I don't need you."

Xiang Yu made a pun: "This is when the times abandon you without even saying hello. With Sanmao, you don't want me anymore."

However, the number of radio listeners has decreased mainly due to the rise of the Internet and multimedia terminals represented by smartphones. The leaders of your radio station are too old. If you write more about the internetization of radio stations, you will definitely be able to fool those old guys. "

Nuo Lan was a little confused and asked: "Is this possible?"

Xiang Yu patted his chest and assured: "Don't worry, the leaders of your radio station probably don't even know what the Internet is. If you use some professional terms, you can definitely fool them."

Nuolan's radio listening ratings have always been at the forefront, and it is impossible for the leader to cause trouble for Nuolan.

With the help of Xiang Yu and Sanmao, a report titled "Radio Revolution in the Internet Era" was released.
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On the weekend, in the bar downstairs of the iPartment, Teacher Zeng had a live broadcast of a variety show today, and everyone was forced to come to the bar to watch Teacher Zeng’s show.

Teacher Zeng’s original words were, “Remember to watch my show. Big things must be put aside, and my face must be given. Otherwise, I will die in front of you.”

Although everyone said they would not watch Mr. Zeng’s program, they would definitely watch it anyway.

Since Teacher Zeng's program was at seven or eight o'clock in the evening, Xiang Yu simply gave the bar a day off to watch Teacher Zeng's program in order to prevent a power outage.

When the bar is on holiday, everyone doesn’t have to worry about paparazzi, and there’s no need to dress up when going out. Everyone in the apartment could finally appear at the bar openly.

Guangu was carrying various drinks and snacks with Ziqiao, while Yumo, Youyou, Nuolan and Meijia were chatting on the sofa.

Xiang Yu sat on the sofa and said with emotion: "The Internet era is so good. It comes and goes quickly. If there are any more fans blocking here, I won't dare to come to the bar to have fun."

Yifei and Teacher Zeng were on the phone, "Zeng Xiaoxian, everyone is waiting to watch your show."

Zeng Xiaoxian on the other side of the phone smiled and said, "I can already feel everyone's deep affection."

Yifei glanced at everyone and saw that no one was paying attention, so she said: "Behave well, don't be nervous, I believe you."

Teacher Zeng said softly: "Don't worry, I'm fully prepared."

Yifei thought for a moment and said, "What do you want to eat when you come back? I'll cook it for you."

Teacher Zeng said without hesitation: "Prepare me a bowl of fried rice with eggs. Feifei, let's not talk anymore. Lisa is looking for me over there."

Yifei had a gentle smile on her face: "Okay, come on."

Teacher Zeng on the other side of the phone suddenly lowered his voice: "I want a kiss."

Yifei quickly covered her phone and looked back with a guilty conscience. When she found that no one was paying attention, she let go and said, "That's enough for you, mua!"

Then hang up the phone in seconds.

After scanning around, Yifei suddenly asked: "Where is Zhan Bo? Why didn't you see him?"

[Hu Yifei’s inner monologue]

[Actually...I forgot about Zhanbo! 】

【But it’s not my fault! 】

[Who told him to stay in seclusion for a week and a half without notifying us? 】

[Of course I will forget about him! ! 】

[So when we get to the bottom of it, Zhan Bo is actually to blame for this incident! 】

[Well, yes, it’s all Zhanbo’s fault! It's all his fault! ! 】

Xiang Yu said with a smile: "Zhan Bo is in retreat, I have told him to come to the bar."

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

With a burst of arrogant laughter, Zhan Bo opened the door of the bar and walked out.

Zhan Bo actually carried a large bronze box with a relief of Pegasus on his back.

Guan Gu, a patient with mild chuunibyou, his eyes shone: "Si Guoyi! Did you make a holy robe?"

This look is so familiar to Sekiya. Isn't this the Saint Cloth Box in "Saint Seiya"?
Zhanbo made a circle in the air with his hands: "This is the result of my research during this period! This is my latest desktop epic masterpiece "The Fission of the Earth"!"

Looking at the confused expressions on the faces of several girls, Zhan Bo continued to explain: "Board games are games played on the desktop. This masterpiece of mine combines thirteen online games, thirteen tabletop games, and thirteen Nightclub games.”

Yifei said with great interest: "It sounds interesting. Open it and take a look."

Youyou couldn't help but nodded and said: "It sounds good, at least it's more interesting than Ludo."

The moment Zi Qiao took out the flying chess piece, Youyou felt sleepy.

"This board game sounds pretty good!"

"Zhanbo, please open it and take a look."

"Yes, yes, open it and take a look."

"We are worried that we have nothing to do!"

Zhan Bo unloaded the holy robe box onto the coffee table, and then began the long assembly under the curious eyes of everyone.
After 10 minutes
"Wow!"

Everyone was sitting around the sofa, looking at the various game props on the coffee table, as well as the large mountain made up of countless Lego bricks. At the foot of the mountain was a castle also made of Lego, and the Lego soldiers in the castle.

In addition, there are Fantasy Westward Journey character figurines, turntables, six to twenty-sided dice, cards with the Kaitiandi logo printed on them, and ingot-shaped chocolates of different sizes, all of which are dazzling.

Everyone couldn't help but exclaimed in exclamation.

Sekiya complained in confusion: "How can such a big bonsai fit in this box?!"

Zhan Bo explained: “This is called Chuangjie Mountain.

"As the name suggests, this is an ancient and mysterious mountain."

"Everyone comes into this world to play a role."

"Although there are different genders, different races, and different skills, there is only one ultimate goal!"

"That is to complete the mission of creating the world!"

"Next, let me briefly introduce the rules of the game."

"First of all, it's the identity card..."

(End of this chapter)