The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 406: Fooling Lu Ziqiao

Teacher Zeng said with runny nose and tears: "That's not important. What's important is that if you don't save me, I won't be able to leave this gym today!"

Xiang Yu couldn't help but nodded and said: "It's impossible to go out vertically, but there is still hope for going out sideways."

Teacher Zeng said speechlessly: "Is this what people say?"

Xiang Yu said with sympathy on his face: "Although it sounds a bit cruel, it seems to be very enjoyable. Come on, Teacher Zeng!"

"Nonsence!"

Teacher Zeng despised Xiang Yu's attitude of not saving others, but adding insult to injury.

Xiang Yu complained to Teacher Zeng: "Teacher Zeng, you spend money to make yourself fat, and then spend money to lose weight. If you have too much money, you will burn your pocket, and you will spend money to find trouble."

Teacher Zeng looked pitiful, like a ravaged dog.

Xiang Yu sighed and said, "Tell me how to save you."

After Teacher Zeng glanced at Yifei who was chatting with Nuolan, he whispered: "You and Nuolan asked Yifei to practice tennis, badminton and so on for a while, so as to use more time. I will be free at noon. "

Xiang Yu shook his head and said: "I don't want to compete with Yifei in tennis. I don't know when the competition will end."

Teacher Zeng quickly suggested: "You can practice something else with Yifei!"

Xiang Yu patted Teacher Zeng on the shoulder and said ruthlessly: "Sorry, I think it's more interesting to practice with my girlfriend."

Xiang Yu is not stupid. Playing tennis is too dangerous. What if he sprains his foot?

Just as Xiang Yu was about to take Nuolan to play badminton.

Nuolan said: "Xiang Yu, Yifei and I are going to practice Pilates. You can have fun by yourself."

"Yifei, you can go without worry, Xiang Yu and I will lift the iron."

Teacher Zeng immediately became energetic and jumped up from the ground, showing no trace of his previous embarrassment.

Xiang Yu pushed Teacher Zeng away and said to Nuolan: "Lanlan, I can practice Pilates or something with you in the evening."

What Nuo Lan wears is so tempting. Although she is not exposed, in this case, doing Pilates is even more tempting. Xiang Yu doesn't like his wife to be seen by others.

Yifei immediately understood the truth and revealed: "We are going to a private training room, which cannot be seen by others."

Is this right? Xiang Yu nodded, smiled awkwardly and said, "That's good. Teacher Zeng and I will go exercise together."

After Nuolan and Yifei left, Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng visited the gym.

What's there to do in the gym, you ask?

Look at the rows of beauties in the yoga room next door, don’t look at them!
Taking a look at the tight yoga pants and hot shorts, Xiang Yu handed Teacher Zeng a tissue to wipe his saliva.

Xiang Yu just doesn't like his wife being stared at by other men.

Yes, the double-standard dogs are Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng.

Wait, there's a dog.

Teacher Zeng: "Xiang Yu, look at that back, does it look like that guy Zi Qiao?"

"Which one?"

Xiang Yu followed Teacher Zeng's gaze and looked over.

"That's the guy over there wearing a gray gym vest with a white towel hanging around his neck, leaning on the treadmill."

Xiang Yu nodded in agreement and said, "No, that guy is Zi Qiao."

Teacher Zeng said with some confusion: "Zi Qiao comes to the gym to pick up girls again?"

Xiang Yu blinked and said, "Just go over and ask that guy!"

Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng walked over together. As soon as they reached the back, Teacher Zeng shouted: "Lu Ziqiao!"

Zi Qiao was startled by him, turned around and saw Teacher Zeng and Xiang Yu.

Zi Qiao hurriedly looked around, then "booed" at Xiang Yu and Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Please, call me my trumpet outside - Lu Xiaobu."

Xiang Yu looked suspicious and said, "What are you doing here?"

Teacher Zeng immediately said: "He must be back to his old ways and trying to pick up girls again."

Zi Qiao quickly retorted: "No, I'm here~ Forget it, I can't tell you clearly. Anyway, I'm not here to pick up girls."

After saying that, Zi Qiao left secretly.

Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng, who were following Zi Qiao, watched a girl say a few words to Zi Qiao and left in tears.

Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "Teacher Zeng, I think the plan I mentioned last time can be implemented."

Upon hearing this, Teacher Zeng hesitated and said, "Would you like to call Yifei and the others together?"

Xiang Yu shook his head decisively to express his refusal. This plan did not require too many people.

Just kidding, Teacher Zeng and Yifei are very clever when they are apart. When they are together, they are the Crouching Dragon and Phoenix of the new era.
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The small square downstairs of the love apartment.

"Every unit is ready, the target appears!!!"

Xiang Yu squatted in the woods in the small garden, holding a walkie-talkie.

"Know your destiny and measure your fortune!" A brand new recruitment notice hung on the side of the tricycle.

Teacher Zeng sat on a bench and looked at Huang Huifeng, who was wearing black training uniforms, with admiration.

"Brother, you and I are destined to have fortune telling this time for free."

Huang Huifeng took Teacher Zeng's hand calmly and said, "You have to be careful with your fortune teller. Women are strong and men are weak. You must use softness to overcome strength."

Teacher Zeng said with excitement on his face: "Master, don't make people's appetites exciting!"

Huang Huifeng was silent for a moment and said: "If I tell the secrets of heaven, all my karma will be added to my body."

Huang Huifeng sat on a small stool, folding his arms and tilting his head to one side, with a very arrogant expression.

Zi Qiao looked at Teacher Zeng and Huang Huifeng not far away with some confusion.

"Master, I'll add more money!"

"I said fortune telling is free, how can I charge money? You and I still don't have enough fate!"

Teacher Zeng looked at the cart and immediately said clearly: "Master, I will buy a bottle of Dida wine."

Teacher Zeng took out a brand new hundred-dollar bill and prepared to hand it to Huang Huifeng.

Zi Qiao, who was not far away, immediately rushed up and said, "Teacher Zeng, why, feudal superstition is unbelievable!"

Zi Qiao said as he took a hundred yuan from Teacher Zeng's hand.

Huang Huifeng looked confused: "This little brother, who are you?"

"You are a charlatan. You have deceived and deceived all my friends."

Zi Qiao looked unhappy. I wonder if I am the only one who can cheat my friends on my territory?
Teacher Zeng took out another hundred-yuan bill without caring and said, "Master, please sell me a bottle of Dida wine."

Huang Huifeng looked disdainful and said righteously: "I'm sorry, I won't sell the wine anymore." "Why?!"

Teacher Zeng pretended to be confused and looked at Huang Huifeng.

Huang Huifeng held his arms in his arms and said seriously: "Your friend said that fortune telling is feudal superstition. I feel very hurt. I won't sell the wine!"

"I rely on!"

This reason made Zi Qiao, who was wandering around the world, speechless. Wait, Taijiu is a good thing. If a beautiful woman has a sprained waist, sprained ankle, or other injuries, I can rub and rub her.

Zi Qiao couldn't help but look intoxicated and shook his head. It's a pity that I'm ready to withdraw from the world. Such a good idea was wasted and I can only sell it to Zhang Wei.

Teacher Zeng seemed to be very anxious and said to Huang Huifeng: "No, Master, you haven't said yet how to use softness to overcome hardness?"

Zi Qiao said to Teacher Zeng: "Teacher Zeng, this is a charlatan and he is deceiving you."

Huang Hui and Feng Yizheng said: "It's my business not to sell drinks. If you say I'm a liar, it's not just my business. It's an insult to my integrity and a smashing of my sign!"

Zi Qiao looked disdainful, "You are a charlatan, what kind of moral integrity do you have? I think you don't even have chastity!"

Huang Huifeng said sternly: "I, Huang Huifeng, fortune telling is a secret in the family. After decades of wandering in the world, people give me the nickname Huang Banxian. He is not a liar."

The two started to quarrel.

At this time, Xiang Yu came over calmly and said with a smile: "Ziqiao, what have you done?"

When Zi Qiao saw Xiang Yu coming, he immediately said, "Xiang Yu, you came just in time. There is a liar here. Take him to the police station quickly."

Huang Huifeng glared at Zi Qiao angrily and shouted: "Do you really think I am a charlatan? We intellectuals have moral integrity!"

Xiang Yu and Zi Qiao looked at each other, and Xiang Yu conveyed a message with his eyes: Zi Qiao, you let him do the math and exposed him.

Zi Qiao replied with his eyes: What's the big deal? Just take him away.

Huang Huifeng sat down calmly and said, "Do you doubt me?"

Xiang Yu whispered: "If you do the math, it's nothing."

Zi Qiao hesitated for a moment and whispered: "I don't have money, how about you give me money and I will expose him."

Zi Qiao completely forgot about it and just took advantage of it and took 100 yuan from Teacher Zeng.

Huang Huifeng took off the signboard on the side to reveal a signboard below, which read: fortune telling and fortune telling!

Zi Qiao was also stunned for a moment. It doesn't matter how much money you give, it can be a penny!
Huang Huifeng said loudly: "I must convince you today. If not, I won't take any money."

Hearing this, Zi Qiao immediately straightened his clothes, sat next to Teacher Zeng, and mocked: "You said you are a half-immortal, how about me first?"

As he said that, Huang Huifeng took Zi Qiao's hand, and after looking at it for a long time, he said, "Let's talk about it first. If I'm right, you have to apologize to me."

Zi Qiao said indifferently: "Don't worry, if you are really half-immortal, I will apologize to you immediately."

For Zi Qiao, he has seen too many people who are messing around in the world. With Xiang Yu and others around, Zi Qiao is not afraid.

Of course, Zi Qiao didn't completely disbelieve it. For example, the old man who told his fortune since he was a child said that he was destined to be a young master, and Zi Qiao believed it.

Huang Huifeng glanced at Zi Qiao and said, "Your love fortune is extremely prosperous. In the first half of your life, you had countless women! What a pity. It's a pity that there is a black mark in the middle of your peach blossom, which turns your peach blossom luck into a peach blossom evil!"

Hearing this, Zi Qiao felt a little distracted.

Zi Qiao came back to his senses and said: "This is nothing. Just look at my face and you will know what you are talking about. I am so handsome and it is normal to have a girlfriend. Please speak clearly."

The sarcasm on Zi Qiao's face was no longer concealed. Everything the liar said was a cliche.

Huang Huifeng put down Zi Qiao's hand and said seriously: "Little brother, you are the only child in your family. You have loved freedom since you were a child, and believe in enjoying the moment and having fun in time. So you can't save money. You always go in with your left hand and go out with your right." .

He is also born with great luck in picking flowers and can always meet all kinds of women. But going too far is not enough. If you have too many ex-girlfriends, your good luck will turn into a bad luck.

If you want to resolve this calamity, you must find a congenial woman to get married before you can escape from this calamity.

In fact, you already know this girl in your mind. However, although this girl is your destined one, her life has been full of ups and downs. If you can get married, water and fire will harmonize, yin and yang will harmonize, peace and wealth will be right in front of you, and you are destined to have one. a daughter.

If this daughter appears after marriage, she will have a peaceful life.

If not, life may be in turmoil, and both mother and daughter may be in danger. I'm afraid your family's incense will be cut off. "

After hearing this, Zi Qiao was stunned for a while. It felt like what the master said was quite accurate, but it didn't sound good.

Zi Qiao couldn't help but get up and pat the tricycle and said angrily: "Fuck you, uncle! How dare you scold my family for annihilating their descendants!"

Huang Huifeng didn't feel a trace of fear at all because of Zi Qiao's sudden outburst. After saying those words, a faint smile remained on his face.

Zi Qiao also planned to continue to have a good-bye with Huang Huifeng.

Huang Huifeng clapped his hands and said, "I'm sorry, I have already told the secret of heaven, and I need to go back to retreat to avoid the backlash of heaven. Everyone, the mountains are high and the road is far. See you in the world!"

Watching Huang Huifeng ride a tricycle and leave singing.

Zi Qiao stood there in a daze for a long time, then suddenly said: "Damn liar, be careful what you say in the future, don't let anyone beat you to death."

Zi Qiao cursed and left without even calling Xiang Yu or Teacher Zeng.

Teacher Zeng hesitated and said, "Tell me, is this trick effective on Zi Qiao?"

Xiang Yu said calmly: "I probably believe 50% of it now. Don't be anxious, too much is too much, and Zi Qiao is not so easy to deceive."

"By the way, have you used the divine oil?"

"I can't use it."

"Then I'll share the bottle."

"Why?"

"I just took away 100 yuan from my acting quilt Qiao Shun. I don't want you to reimburse me. Give me a bottle of the magic oil."
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On the other side of the story, Zi Qiao sat on the bar of the bar and ordered a dozen beers.

Ziqiao's mind is a little confused, since he had some indescribable relationship with Meijia last time.

Zi Qiao has already tried to withdraw from the world, but once you enter the world, it is as deep as the sea, and you cannot retreat if you want to.

In the past, Zi Qiao always told herself that she would never get married, that she would live among thousands of flowers without a single leaf touching her body, that she would never get married, or have children.

From that day on, Zi Qiao suddenly discovered that he could not keep his body clean.

Ziqiao tried to put aside the relationship with the past and released the fish in his pond into the sea, but his ex-girlfriend still came to him in various ways from time to time.

It can only be said that some fish are really stupid, but they like Zi Qiao, a big scumbag.

Zi Qiao originally thought that it would be easy to break up with the past. As long as he cut off contact with his ex-girlfriend, he would be able to make a clean break.

But in the past, Zi Qiao broke up with these ex-girlfriends without any guilt. Every time they broke up, they used various unreasonable reasons, so that from time to time, women would ask Zi Qiao to meet, such as today at the gym. Meet Lulu.

Zi Qiao just wants to go ashore now, but feels inexplicably guilty.

Zi Qiao drank one cup after another. Some time ago, Zi Qiao had a strange dream, but Zi Qiao told no one.

In the dream, I got back together with Meijia, but my ex-girlfriend came to my door every day. He and Meijia quarreled every day, until one day, Meijia once again disappeared without leaving a word.

Zi Qiao sighed, and inexplicably what Huang Huifeng said just now appeared in his mind again. Is that person Meijia? Will Meijia and I have a daughter in the future?

(End of this chapter)