The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 426 Zhanbo’s second test
Chapter 426 Zhanbo’s second test
The next day, iPartment 3603.
Zhanbo retrieved the information he found online and showed it to the curious people in the apartment.
After a day of relief, Zhang Wei's condition improved significantly. Apart from drinking a few more bottles of milk, there was no problem.
Zhang Wei leaned on the sofa and said with a depressed look on his face: "I understand now that when it comes to falling in love, there is no reason for a princess to chase a toad."
Xiang Yu joked: "Don't say that, a toad that doesn't want to eat a swan is not a good toad."
Nuolan summarized the known situation and said: "This Momo is interested in Zhang Wei's career that can help her solve the troubles on the debt platform. After getting married, her troubles will be Zhang Wei's troubles. Now it seems that Zhang Wei's troubles will be hers." Wei avoided a big trouble in advance, which is not a bad thing.”
Xiang Yu nodded and said, "That's about right. Flash marriages are still unreliable."
Zhang Wei took a sip of milk and said, "It doesn't matter. Wait until I figure out how to break up. These things have nothing to do with me."
Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment and asked, "What are you still hesitating about?"
Zhang Wei explained: "I can't speak, and I always feel guilty when I want to speak."
Everyone laughed in unison.
Xiang Yu pointed to the boxing tutorial played on TV and said, "Zhan Bo, are you sharpening your gun before the battle?"
Zi Qiao went over and sat down next to Zhang Wei, organized his words, and said, "I've heard it all. Although it's time to drink two glasses of wine with you at this time, milk or something is really not appropriate."
Yifei suddenly walked over, raised her eyebrows, and asked, "What danger is there?"
"Hehehe~"
At this time, Teacher Zeng came over in confusion, sat down, and asked curiously: "Why are you looking at this all of a sudden?"
Zhan Bo scratched his head and said: "I also want to learn a skill so that I can deal with danger in the future."
Yifei immediately objected: "No, you didn't do this alone."
Xiang Yu smiled and joked: "In a safe place like the apartment, Yifei, you are the biggest danger."
Yifei said calmly: "Don't worry, there is still a second test."
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The next day, 3601.
Zhang Wei looked at Meijia who was covering her mouth and snickering and said speechlessly: "Mijia, you look so cruel when you laugh at this time!"
On the side, Meijia and Youyou got together, and the two of them laughed like a thief.
Youyou echoed: "It's so funny. No wonder Teacher Zeng said she used to be a melon."
Zi Qiao smiled and said: "Then just say, we will never see each other again."
"I haven't finished speaking yet. I have won the right to host Guangu's ultimate bachelor's night party. When the time comes..." Zi Qiao muttered a few words in a low voice, and Zhang Wei's eyes suddenly lit up again.
Zhang Wei said curiously: "Ziqiao, do you have any good ideas? It's best to be more tactful."
Zhan Bo argued rationally: “Leveraging the strength of others is also a manifestation of wisdom.”
Xiang Yu smiled and explained for Zhan Bo: "It's not just to deal with Yifei."
Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment and said: "Her character will definitely say that she should go."
Zhan Bo on the side announced excitedly: "Now, I have passed the test."
Teacher Zeng shook his head. The people on the screen were worth ten per minute. How could something like this protect against that devilish Yifei?
Zhang Wei didn't understand Zi Qiao's meaning for a while. When he realized what he meant, Zhang Wei's eyes were already twinkling. It was a good idea.
Zi Qiao thought for a while and said: "Based on my experience, you can do this. You can send a message to Momo, saying that your ex-girlfriend can't forget you and wants to see you one last time. Ask her if you should go."
While Zhan Bo was making gestures and learning, he said, "I just want to get better at it. I have already entered the boxing techniques into Sanmao's database."
Zhang Wei was moved and said: "Ziqiao, Zhan Bo also told me that you stuck to the bottom line this time. Well done!"
Teacher Zeng waved his hand, patted Zhang Wei's butt, and said with a smile: "I forgive you!"
"Snapped!"
When Zhan Bo saw Yifei, his body tensed up and he shouted loudly to Yifei.
Zi Qiao can find a hundred different reasons for breaking up in a minute, so this kind of problem is not a problem.
Xiang Yu and others all gave Zi Qiao a thumbs up. This guy is so mean.
Zi Qiao was very puzzled and asked: "Is it so difficult to break up?"
Zhang Wei looked at Teacher Zeng, hesitated and said, "Teacher Zeng, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you this time."
Youyou asked curiously: "What if she says you shouldn't go?"
"Ok?"
"To deal with Yifei? That's it?"
"sister!"
Xiang Yu shook his head. Although Zhanbo's sunglasses were more powerful than before with the blessing of Sanmao, this kind of thing is like watching a whack-a-mole, and human reactions may not follow the instructions of the computer. More importantly, the battery power determines the combat time.
Meijia calmed down and said, "When people look at these photos before and after plastic surgery, they are really dramatic!"
"Hahaha!"
Zi Qiao said with a joking smile: "Then you can tell her to go downstairs and let me take a last look at you."
Teacher Zeng walked to Zhang Wei with a serious look on his face.
Yifei rolled her eyes at Xiang Yu and said to Zhan Bo: "Don't be nervous, sit down, the first level, although I relied on the wisdom of others, I still managed to pass it."
Zhan Bo said uneasily: "What about now?"
Yifei crossed her legs and said lightly: "I have already thought about the second round of the test. I advise you to retreat. Because it is really dangerous!!!"
Zhanbo immediately said: "I'm not afraid of danger! I have already made a system to deal with danger."
After saying that, Zhan Bo took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on his eyes.
Yifei glanced at Zhan Bo with disdain and said, "So what if you have sunglasses? These can only protect against known attacks. How can you deal with those unknown situations?"
"for example?"
Teacher Zeng was a little confused.
"Mutated creatures, terrorists, perverted thugs, plant zombies, alien spaceships, survival in the wild, kidnapping and ransom. It's hard to guard against the dangers outside."
Teacher Zeng said speechlessly: "Feifei, what you said are all low-probability things."
Xiang Yu hesitated and didn't speak. I don't know when the earth started to become more and more dangerous. Some things did appear, such as an alien spacecraft that looked like a refrigerator.
Yifei waved her hand nonchalantly, and then said: "It's normal to encounter any situation when saving the earth. If Zhanbo doesn't have the ability to calmly respond, don't try to save the earth. Just drink porridge at home."
Zhan Bo quickly said: "I can practice."
"Resilience is an instinct."
Yifei shook her finger and said, "No, it means no!"
Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng looked at each other, and Teacher Zeng said: "Yifei, what are you planning to test?"
Yifei said calmly: "Do you know what the prerequisites for defense and self-defense are?"
Zhan Bo said with certainty: "Thick and strong, I can withstand beatings!"
Yes, in Zhanbo's opinion, Teacher Zeng relied on these two skills to defeat Yifei. Yifei rolled her eyes at Zhan Bo and said speechlessly: "It's a prediction of unknown danger! Idiot!"
Zhan Bo made a defensive posture and said nervously: "I'm ready now."
Yifei raised an eyebrow and asked, "Are you sure?"
Zhan Bo's throat rolled, he swallowed, and then nodded.
Yifei smiled inexplicably, got up and left the suite.
……
A few days later, in the bar downstairs of the love apartment.
Xiang Yu was sitting on the sofa in the bar, chatting with Teacher Zeng with a comfortable look on his face.
Xiang Yu said with a smile: "Ask a question, what will stand up when it is hungry and fall down when it is full."
Teacher Zeng was stunned for a moment and hesitated: "Is this a topic that can be discussed in public?"
Xiang Yu looked at Teacher Zeng with contempt and continued: "We use it every day!"
Teacher Zeng suddenly had a narrow look in his eyes and said, "I know, it's chopsticks!"
"Brother-in-law, Xiang Yu, you have to help me!"
Before Teacher Zeng could tell the answer, a miserable voice came. Xiang Yu turned around and saw Zhan Bo limping in from the door of the bar.
"Did Yifei do this on your legs?"
Xiang Yu looked at Zhan Bo's legs and shook his head, with an unbearable look on his face.
Zhan Bo hesitated and said, "Absolutely."
Xiang Yu complained: "Zhanbo, your sister is too cruel, she can even kill her own brother!"
Teacher Zeng stood up and helped Zhan Bo over to sit down.
Zhan Bo looked sad and choked up: "My sister has been crazy these past two days. She insists on honing my vigilance. Now I am worried about being poisoned by my sister even when I drink water."
Teacher Zeng said helplessly: "Cruel? It's simply cruel! I was even affected yesterday."
Xiang Yu was a little confused as to what kind of assessment was required to make Zhanbo like this. Curious: "What a cruel method."
Teacher Zeng explained: "Yifei used the ninjutsu he invented, 'Saples!' to inhumanely torture Zhanbo. This is not the key. The key is that Yifei moved all the chairs in order to ensure that Zhanbo would be successful. One of his legs was amputated. Zhan Bo’s leg was injured in this way, and he almost injured me.”
Hearing this, Xiang Yu seemed to think of some horrific scene and comforted him: "Zhan Bo, don't worry, I will send Teacher Zeng to reason with your sister right away."
Zhan Bo said speechlessly: "Are you really planning to reason with my sister? She is not a reasonable person!"
"Who wants to reason with me?"
At this time, Yifei's voice suddenly came from behind several people.
"Brother, I am very dissatisfied with your assessment results. I am going to continue to increase my efforts until you have enough self-protection capabilities. Are you ready?"
Zhan Bo suddenly trembled and became stiff. When he said this, he was caught red-handed and kept winking at Xiang Yu to save his life.
Xiang Yu pleads for Zhan Bo: "Yifei, what's the test? Zhan Bo is injured, why don't we wait until the injury heals before playing again."
Yifei sat on the sofa and said with a relaxed expression: "It's nothing, I just made up for the training that he missed before traveling around the world. By the way, there is still one practical class that I missed today."
Zhan Bo immediately prepared to run away. Yifei smiled at Teacher Zeng and said, "Xiao Xian, you will be Zhan Bo's opponent."
After saying that, Yifei held Zhanbo under his arm and dragged Zhanbo out of the bar.
Looking at the three people's retreating figures, Xiang Yu silently prayed for Zhan Bo not to be fooled by Yifei. But nothing big will happen, right? ——
A few days later, downstairs bar.
Everyone is gathering on the sofa to chat.
When Xiang Yu saw Nuo Lan coming, he smiled and said, "Nuo Lan, do you know what Yifei has done to Zhan Bo recently?"
Upon hearing this, Nuo Lan suddenly smiled happily and said, "I heard it. It is said that Yifei brought various special foods and forced Zhan Bo to eat them to train Zhan Bo's survival ability in the wild."
Xiang Yu gloated: "Actually, this cannot be said to be completely unreasonable. Although those foods are a bit special, many times when there is nothing to eat, these foods are substitutes. And Yifei is quite kind."
Nuo Lan patted Xiang Yu and said helplessly: "Zhan Bo is so miserable, and you are still laughing here."
Xiang Yu shrugged his shoulders and said, "Although snakes and grasshoppers look disgusting, if Zhanbo ever survives in the wild one day, snakes will always taste better than locusts."
Yifei's nickname as the devil is not for nothing. On the one hand, force is on the one hand, and on the other hand, her execution ability is also outstanding. Snakes and locusts, Yifei eats them first in front of Zhanbo as a sign of respect, and Yifei eats them. Zhan Bo could only bite the bullet and eat.
Xiang Yu thought for a while and revealed a piece of news: "Yifei's test has just begun, but Zhan Bo said he will fight back."
"You mean, there will be a good show soon?"
Meijia's eyes lit up and she rubbed her hands in gloating.
"Probably!" Xiang Yu touched his nose and nodded.
"I think it's a tragedy!"
Zi Qiao shook his head: "There is such a sister in the stall. How about we remind Zhan Bo and let him surrender as soon as possible. This way I will suffer less. When I went to 3601 to steal snacks two days ago, I almost didn't get caught in the refrigerator. The snake was scared to death.”
Xiang Yuyi said righteously: "You just have to endure it for two more days. Zhanbo is pursuing his dream. I support Zhanbo. Or do you support Yifei?"
"Of course I support Zhanbo."
Everyone expressed their opinions one after another. If they had not supported Zhan Bo, they would have persuaded Zhan Bo to surrender.
But speaking of those who support it, everyone also wants to watch Zhan Bo’s show. This kind of ambivalence is really addictive! ?
But when it came to counterattack, everyone found it more interesting. Guan Gu suddenly asked: "Xiang Yu, how will Zhanbo counterattack?"
This question aroused everyone's curiosity and they all looked at Xiang Yu.
Xiang Yu supported his chin with his hand, rolled his eyes, and said with a mysterious face: "You want to tell me what Yifei will test next, I don't know, but if it is Zhanbo, in what way! Then Needless to say, it must be the same way.”
Zhang Wei thought for a while and said to Meijia: "Mijia, I won't go to 3601 to eat recently. Please cook more and let me stay for two days."
Teacher Zeng said speechlessly: "You guys ran away quickly, what should I do? I've been eating dark food for two days."
Zhang Wei patted Teacher Zeng on the shoulder and joked: "You are either on your brother-in-law's side or your future wife's side now. Those who are swaying will be killed first."
Teacher Zeng threw away Zhang Wei's hand angrily. Zhan Bo and Yifei fought, and I was always the one who got hurt.
Guangu asked with some confusion: "Is it so dangerous to save the earth? If you continue to train like this, Zhanbo will become a superman sooner or later."
Xiang Yu handed Nuolan a drink and said with a smile: "Ha~ What danger can be compared to Yifei?"
Nuolan squinted her eyes and smiled: "Yifei doesn't think so. Today we are at home, tomorrow we can go abroad, the day after tomorrow we have to go to the bottom of the sea, and the day after tomorrow we have to go to outer space."
Xiang Yu nodded suddenly, "I understand, so Yifei's assessment standards are based on outer space."
Nuo Lan smiled and nodded.
Xiang Yu said with a speechless face: "I just plan to arrange for Zhanbo to go to the impoverished mountainous areas of Sichuan to show love."
Xiang Yu told everyone what he had arranged.
According to tradition, Guangu Du has proposed successfully, and the natural next step is to visit the woman's parents before the wedding. However, Guangu and his wife don't seem to be in a hurry. It is precisely because of this that Xiang Yu arranged for Zhanbo to save the earth. The first action is to go to the mountainous areas of Sichuan to alleviate poverty. Then follow Guangu and Youyou. With Youyou, a local, to help take care of Zhanbo, there shouldn't be any problems.
(End of this chapter)
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