The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 440 Zhang Wei who almost lost his virginity
Chapter 440 Zhang Wei who almost lost his virginity
Zi Qiao's face suddenly fell. When he was having fun with his wife, how could there be an uninvited guest?
Zi Qiao pushed him away, and both he and Mei Jia aimed their murderous eyes at the disheveled man.
After Zi Qiao saw the face, his eyes widened and he shouted in surprise: "Zhang Wei?"
After being surprised, Meijia and Ziqiao were overjoyed. In front of them, Zhang Wei's original COS suit had disappeared, and the shirt he was wearing had turned into a beggar's outfit.
Meijia said with a condescending look on her face: "Zhang Wei, you are violating morals by playing such tricks in public!"
"It's just that you must have drunk too much. It's too indulgent."
Zi Qiao nodded in agreement with his wife, Zhang Wei smelled so much of alcohol, he was drunk!
"Ziqiao, Meijia."
Zhang Wei cried and said: "I met a pervert."
"abnormal?"
Zi Qiao looked at Zhang Wei's SpongeBob SquarePants shorts and looked puzzled. The COS was gone and the pants were nowhere to be found.
Zi Qiao seemed to have thought of something and asked in surprise: "Are you sure you have met a pervert? You look very much like a pervert."
Meijia leaned close to Zi Qiao's ear and whispered: "Did Zhang Wei really meet a pervert? A male kind!"
Zi Qiao looked at Zhang Wei with distressed eyes. This kind of damage was huge. Even if he was not hurt, the psychological shadow was still huge.
Zhang Wei pointed to the other side behind him.
"What?! Let me take a look." Meijia pushed Zi Qiao away and started to look around.
A big fat man wearing a Patrick Star cosplay costume is looking for something?
Zi Qiao frowned. Although this was a woman, she didn't seem to be Zhang Wei's cup of tea, right? He quickly asked: "What's going on?"
"There was a fat man who was chasing me, but I refused to obey him, so I ran out."
Zhang Wei quickly explained. As he was talking, Zhang Wei suddenly saw Weiwei and a young man dressed very fashionably passing by in front of him.
Especially Weiwei looked at Zhang Wei and shook her head. Zhang Wei's defense was completely broken, which was referred to as Taoist Heart Broken.
Zhang Wei was silent for a moment and said, "I'd better go drink some milk."
"Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei!"
Zi Qiao called several times, but Zhang Wei didn't agree. Zi Qiao looked at Mei Jia beside him, and then looked at the direction where Zhang Wei disappeared. Zi Qiao thought for a while.
"Meijia, I'm going to see Zhang Wei. Wait for me when I come back."
"Go ahead and find some clothes for Zhang Wei."
Ziqiao told Meijia and went to find Zhang Wei. Brothers are still very important.
Back in time, when Zhang Wei searched for Weiwei in the bar, Weiwei was sitting at a small table drinking and chatting with a man.
[Zhang Wei: You ask me how you can recognize me when I’m wearing a mask? Huahua told me that Weiwei was dressed as Legally Blonde today. Well, that’s not important. What’s important is that the person next to Weiwei is not me. 】
Zhang Wei stood not far away, took a few deep breaths, and mentally prepared himself. Zhang Wei, you are here to discuss the case, not to fall in love.
But just when he wanted to go in front of Weiwei, he found that his feet could not move forward and he would not obey his orders.
Zhang Wei continued to give himself a halo of encouragement, but it was no use. He couldn't walk with his legs.
Zhang Wei sat on the bar and sighed, hating himself for being timid, when the bartender brought over a large glass of Long Island ice tea cocktail.
"This is from a lady over there."
Zhang Wei suddenly became energetic, it’s not like no one likes me! In the dark environment, Zhang Wei couldn't see clearly what the other party looked like, and could only tell that the other party's cosplay was Pai Daxing.
Zhang Wei was not polite and raised his glass to Pai Daxing. When Zhang Wei thought about it, this person must also be a fallen person from the end of the world.
Zhang Wei was in need of wine at this moment. He picked up the cup and took a sip. It tasted very ordinary, a bit like a drink. Zhang Wei didn't think much about it. He opened the cup and drank a few glasses of wine.
Why does Zhang Wei usually drink milk after a breakup? In Zhang Wei's words, if he can get himself drunk with milk, why should he spend more money to get himself drunk?
Although this time it was not a broken love, after all, secret love was not considered love, but Zhang Wei was still very disappointed when he saw the girl he liked talking and laughing with other men.
Someone gave him a drink, but if he didn't drink, he wouldn't drink. As the saying goes, drinking makes people brave. Zhang Wei felt hot all over, and his courage came back.
Zhang Wei prepared in his mind for a while, strode towards Weiwei, came to Weiwei, and prepared to discuss the possibility of reconciliation before court with Weiwei.
After Weiwei saw Zhang Wei, she was about to leave.
"Weiwei, please give me a moment and listen to what I have to say. Me"
When Zhang Wei said this, he paused. He drank too much and forgot his words.
Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment and said: "Weiwei, although you have deeply hurt me, I don't blame you. I represent my responsibility."
"are you crazy!"
Weiwei left angrily without waiting for Zhang Wei to finish.
Zhang Wei, who was insulted, suddenly sobered up a lot, and the grievance in his heart also rose. I obviously came to you to talk about reconciliation, but your attitude is too hurtful.
Zhang Wei sat at the bar in despair. The bartender Abang watched Zhang Wei's story from beginning to end. He shook his head, thinking that Zhang Wei went to confess his love but was rejected, so he took several bottles of beer and put them in front of Zhang Wei.
"Zhang Wei, drink some. If you drink too much, your heart won't hurt. This time, I'll treat you to a drink."
Hearing this, Zhang Wei looked at the opened bottles of beer and felt a little pity. He opened them so fast and originally wanted to ask if he could return them.
Now that it's open, it can't be wasted. Zhang Wei picked up the beer and drank the free snacks provided by the bar. He put down the empty bottle and picked up another bottle to continue.
Zhang Wei bit the cake and said angrily: "I want to find a girlfriend!!!"
When Pai Daxing next to Zhang Wei heard Zhang Wei's words, his eyes lit up, and the opportunity came. Zhang Wei was planning to drink the remaining two bottles of beer, but his bladder said he couldn't bear it anymore.
Zhang Wei clutched his stomach and ran to the bathroom, but he didn't notice that the fat man who had been sitting next to him just now also followed him.
After Zhang Wei ran to the bathroom, he found that wearing the COS suit was inconvenient. After some troubles, Zhang Wei took off the COS suit, and a clear spring gurgled down, moistening the earth, bringing a moment of relaxation and tranquility.
Zhang Wei hugged his COS suit and came to the bathroom door. He rinsed his mouth first, then washed his face. Looking at himself in the mirror, Zhang Wei scolded: "Zhang Wei! Zhang Wei, today's party is so exciting." , you can’t leave empty-handed in the end.”
Then the fat man came to Zhang Wei. The fat man patted Zhang Wei. Zhang Wei shouted drunkenly: "Pai Daxing, you came just in time. Let's go have another drink."
However, before Zhang Wei could react, Pai Daxing began to move against Zhang Wei.
Zhang Wei didn't understand the situation for a while, but as the buttons of his shirt were unbuttoned, he felt a little cool.
Zhang Wei finally came to his senses. He was no longer drunk and no longer confused. He pushed Patrick away and ran out of the bathroom. He didn't even want the COS suit anymore and went directly to Zi Qiao and the others for help.
Just after coming off the dance floor, Xiang Yu pulled Nuolan back to the sofa. Yifei and others also just came back.
Xiang Yu took a sip of the red juice drink and said, "The next event is the Halloween parade. Do you want to go together?"
Yifei shook her wings and said, "I'm just waiting for this event."
Teacher Zeng also got excited and put on his own skull.
Xiang Yu glanced around and asked curiously: "Where did Dali go?"
Yifei pointed to the table next door, where two little lolita Dali and Huahua were playing together and seemed to be very close.
These two little lolita have completely different styles, how can they play together.
Xiang Yu immediately became interested and came over.
Huahua: Actually, Halloween is for children, and you know what’s the most important thing?
Dali: What?
Huahua: The point is that some adults are more intimidating than not wearing masks.
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the next morning,
Zhang Wei appeared in front of everyone with a look of despair.
Xiang Yu glanced at Zhang Wei and joked: "Brother Weiwei, are you sober?"
Zhang Wei sat at the dining table angrily and said, "I swear, I will never drink again, not even for free."
Seeing that Zhang Wei seemed to have regained his strength, Xiang Yu picked up an apple on the coffee table and threw it to Zhang Wei. He smiled and said, "I heard from the bartender that your confession to Weiwei was rejected?"
Zhang Wei waved his hand and said: "No problem, Weiwei is not my type."
Teacher Zeng asked in confusion: "Then yesterday Zi Qiao said that you drank a lot of wine? Or was it some kind of drunkenness?"
Speaking of this, Zhang Wei immediately said angrily: "Xiang Yu, I strongly suggest that bars ban the sale of ice tea. It's too deceptive. I just drank one glass and I got drunk."
Zi Qiao looked like I was very experienced and said: "Zhang Wei is still inexperienced. If the bar gives you drinks, there will be a few people with good intentions."
Zhang Wei still took advantage of it, but he didn’t know that the Long Island Ice Tea cocktail tasted like a drink, but was actually a cocktail made from a variety of strong base liquors, including vodka, tequila, rum, gin and lemon juice etc. For those who are not very good at drinking, it may only take half a glass to feel drunk. Zhang Wei also drank several bottles of beer later.
Xiang Yu comforted him with sincerity: "Zhang Wei, please tell me what you like first, and I will think of a solution for you."
"There is no partner, there is no more ambiguous partner, it's time to worry."
Teacher Zeng gnawed on his own cake and stabbed Zhang Wei.
"Zhang Wei, are you planning to get married at 40?"
One fee and one more knife.
Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment and suddenly said: "I became a monk immediately when I was 40!"
Nuolan said softly: "Zhang Wei, what are your criteria for choosing a mate?"
Zhang Wei took a fierce bite of the apple and said, "I feel like I can do anything now!"
Xiang Yu repeated with a smile on his face: "Anything is fine?"
"As long as it's a woman."
Zhang Wei patched up what he just said.
Yifei looked surprised and said: "Really?"
Zhang Wei said seriously: "It's best to be the rich one, and then the rich woman, you know?"
Everyone:.
Zhang Wei continued: "It would be best if I get up every morning and put a mirror in front of her nose to see if there is any, you know."
Teacher Zeng asked curiously: "Is there any, booger?"
Zhang Weiyan said concisely and concisely: "Breathe!"
"Zhang Wei, are you expecting this?"
After saying that, Xiang Yu knocked on the coffee table and made a 'dong dong dong' sound.
Zhang Wei looked confused and said: "Which one is this?"
Xiang Yu rolled his eyes at Zhang Wei and said, "Sent to my door is my future wife."
Zhang Wei didn't care, and said with a smile: "Don't say it, this is really okay."
Yifei sarcastically said: "You are thinking of eating shit!"
Teacher Zeng also resisted: "Zhang Wei, there is a difference between a dog and a dog. You are a real dog."
Xiang Yu shook his head and said: "Zhang Wei said, didn't you also like the one who came to your door last night?"
Zhang Wei was speechless. How could ordinary people stand the big fat man last night? He was not a real dog.
(End of this chapter)
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