The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 459 Massage Group
Two days later, living room 3604.

Five men were sitting on the sofa, studying hard on a thread-bound book.

Ziqiao said helplessly: "I know this is an era of internal competition, but why do we have to be internally competitive when learning massage?"

Zhang Wei said without even looking up: "You don't have to learn it, but when Meijia knows that others can do it, you still have to learn it."

Ziqiao put down the secret book that he was reading until he was sleepy, and asked Teacher Zeng: "Teacher Zeng, you can let Yifei learn, so you don't have to learn."

Teacher Zeng said expressionlessly, "I do think so, but Xiang Yu didn't let me and Yifei talk about this to keep it a secret. Besides, even if I told Yifei, she would force me to learn it with her Bone-Splitting Hand."

Xiang Yu secretly complained that if the few of us all knew it but Teacher Zeng didn't, with Yifei's personality, Teacher Zeng might really be forced to learn by being whipped.

Xiang Yu glanced at Zhang Wei and complained: "You should learn more from Zhang Wei and Guan Gu. Zhang Wei is so serious."

"Hehehe~ I don't know Zhang Wei yet, he must want to..."

Ziqiao burst into strange laughter upon hearing this.

Everyone understands what Ziqiao means. It simply means that after Zhang Wei learns this trick, he can have some intimate contact with his new girlfriend. It is human nature and understandable.

Zhang Wei was a little embarrassed and forced to explain: "I have many skills. If I can't make it as a lawyer anymore, I can be a masseur."

Guan Gu on the side hadn't said anything, so Zi Qiao couldn't help but ask curiously, "Wait, Guan Gu, why are you so serious?"

Guan Gu raised his head and explained, "Youyou was filming a fight scene a few days ago and accidentally sprained her ankle while doing a backflip. I have to learn how to do it quickly."

Ziqiao quickly asked, "Is my aunt's foot seriously injured?"

Guan Gu put down the secret book and explained, "It's not serious. I can do backflips again the next day. I just want to learn it first, so that if Youyou gets hurt, I can use it."

Zi Qiao felt relieved after hearing this, "It's better if I don't have to use it."

Xiang Yu looked at the crooked characters in his secret book and suddenly asked curiously, "Guan Gu, can you understand seal characters?"

Guan Gu chuckled and said, "I don't understand, but I've asked Xiao Hei to translate it for me."

"Learn well. Massage is a skill that is usually assigned to the protagonist."

Xiang Yu originally wanted Ziqiao to help him find a Western Region Mandragora as a gift, but he hasn't found one yet. Xiang Yu had to change his idea. It would be a nice gift to give Nuolan a massage when the time comes.
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The living room of Love Apartment 3602.

"Another red bomb."

Guan Gu walked in with a red invitation, complaining as he walked.

Youyou was playing games, and immediately put down the game controller when she heard this and asked, "Whose is it?"

Guan Gu said casually, "It belongs to the bartenders Abang and Abing."

After saying that, he handed over the red bomb in his hand.

Youyou was stunned for a moment, then took the invitation with a hint of doubt in her eyes, and asked, "Guan Gu, are you familiar with them?"

Guan Gu sat down next to You You and said with a smile, "I once ran into them being intimate in the restroom, and I casually wished them a baby soon. I didn't expect that they would remember it until now."

Youyou patted Guan Gu's shoulder with amusement and said, "Who wishes a couple a baby soon? Wait, they might really be pregnant, so they thought of you."

As she spoke, Youyou opened the invitation and said in surprise, "The Royal Club on Binjiang Avenue."

Youyou turned to Guan Gu and said excitedly, "Wow, I want to go to this place."

Guan Gu looked at Youyou so excited and reminded her, "We are going to give out red envelopes, not to receive them."

Youyou quickly explained, "I heard that many people hold wedding banquets there. It is said to have good feng shui. I have to go and see it for myself."

Guan Gu asked in confusion: "You also know Feng Shui?"

Youyou smiled and said, "The riverside has the evening breeze and the river water." Then, Youyou spread out her hands and said, "We have both the wind and the water."

Guan Gu seemed to suddenly remember something and reminded, "But, my name is the only one on the invitation."

Youyou said nonchalantly: "It's okay, just talk to them. One more person means one more blessing, who wouldn't be happy?"

"But one more seat and one more gift money."

Guan Gu was somewhat reluctant. They were not particularly familiar with each other to begin with, and it felt like a loss for two of them to go.

Youyou smiled and said, "You can divide the gift money into two parts, and we can each give half."

"Isn't this too much?"

Guan Gu felt that it was not a good idea to give one gift money to two people.

Youyou thought for a moment and said, "Then I will be in charge of the inspection. You can eat more and eat back the gift money."

Without waiting for Guan Gu to refuse, Youyou continued, "When we get married, you can call them again, and then our gift money will be returned."

Guan Gu nodded and suddenly said, "Didn't we agree to hold our wedding together with everyone?"

Youyou rolled her eyes and said to Guan Gu, "After the engagement, we need to let both parents meet and have an engagement banquet. We can hold our engagement banquet at the Royal Club."

Guan Gu didn't actually want to talk about this. After his mother called him last time, his old-fashioned father demanded that he must return to Japan to hold the wedding. Guan Gu hasn't figured out how to bring this up yet.
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Since he got the Zhenggu Neijing, Xiang Yu began his career of diligent study and practice.

In order to learn massage techniques as soon as possible, Xiang Yu bought a bunch of props, including two large iron pots and a sack of chestnuts. He originally planned to buy a large water tank, but later found that a washing machine could replace the water tank and a tablet whack-a-mole could help him practice his reaction speed. Anyway, poor students have a lot of stationery, so he bought a lot of things, but his learning progress was not great.

Xiang Yu poured a bag of chestnuts into the pot and Teacher Zeng began to stir-fry them.

After learning the theory, you definitely need to practice it. As the saying goes, knowledge and action must be unified, and practice brings true knowledge.

I'm a beginner and not that proficient yet. Nuolan is not suitable for sparring, mainly because Xiang Yu doesn't want Nuolan to know in advance, otherwise Christmas will be boring. Yifei and others are not suitable either. If I let Youyou and others spar, then Guan Gu and others will fight me.

After much thought, Xiang Yu decided that Ziqiao and others were more suitable.

Xiang Yu pulled his fingers out of the chestnut pot and said with a smile: "I have learned the twenty-six acupuncture points on the arm. Who of you wants me to try?"

Ziqiao ate chestnuts and raised his right hand and said, "Here, let me try."

Ziqiao didn't think it mattered. Even if his technique was not very skilled, he could just press it to loosen up his muscles.

Normally, even if ordinary people don’t know how to massage, they will feel very comfortable when someone massages their shoulders, neck and other places.

But Xiang Yu is different. The Zhenggu Neijing lists too many acupoints and techniques. We are not afraid of people who don't understand. We are afraid of people who think they understand but are actually half-baked.

Xiang Yu recited to himself: from Hegu point to Neiguan point, press Sidu point, tap Zusanli point, and connect the three Yin points.

Xiang Yu here has been pressing the acupoints one by one according to the techniques in the book. As we all know, many acupoints will produce a numb feeling if pressed, and some acupoints will make the whole body numb if touched.

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Ziqiao rubbed his arm, breathing in and out, and quickly called a halt.

Xiang Yu explained somewhat embarrassedly: "I think I pressed the wrong point just now. That is the acupuncture point on the numb meridian."

Ziqiao quickly shrugged his right arm, avoided Xiang Yu and said, "Don't look for me, find someone else to trouble you."

Xiang Yu turned his head to look at Zhang Wei who was also eating chestnuts beside him.

"Don't come over here! Your exercise method doesn't look reliable."

Zhang Wei looked horrified and stepped back.

Xiang Yu chuckled, turned around and said to Zhang Wei: "Brother Wei, don't run! I will be very careful."

Zhang Wei looked at Ziqiao's arm and dared not believe Xiang Yu's lies. Hearing this, he stepped back even further.

After frying chestnuts, Teacher Zeng came out of the bathroom and looked at her blackened fingers, wanting to cry but unable to, "How can I wash this off? I still have to go on the show."

Xiang Yu looked at Teacher Zeng's dark palm and said with a smile: "Teacher Zeng, you can tell others that you are poisoned."

Teacher Zeng said unhappily, "Stop joking."

Xiang Yu suddenly had an idea and said to Teacher Zeng: "Teacher Zeng, have you noticed that your arms are not the same length on both sides?"

Upon hearing this, Mr. Zeng nodded and said, "I have already discovered the sequelae of being hit by a bullet."

Xiang Yu rubbed his hands and said excitedly: "I can help you adjust it according to the bone-setting techniques in the book. You will thank me then."

Teacher Zeng was a little hesitant. It sounded good. If he could correct his hand, it would definitely be a good thing. But Teacher Zeng still confirmed: "What if you hurt my hand?"

Xiang Yu pounced on Teacher Zeng and pressed him down on the sofa. He said seriously, "Then you can bandage your hand so that others can't see your dirty hand."

"Ah~"

bar.

Guan Gu said to A Bang, who had just finished answering the phone and was busy, "My girlfriend You You also wants to attend the wedding. She is very happy to know that you and A Bing are getting married, and she is clamoring to go and see your venue."

Abang paused for a second, and Guan Gu continued: "And your happiness."

Abang said excitedly, "You must be kidding. The concierge list has just been printed and all the seats have been reserved."

Hearing this, Guan Gu laughed awkwardly and said, "Just add a seat."

Ah Bang counted on his fingers and explained: "Each position is numbered. The number is used for the lottery. The lottery is related to the game. The game determines the winner. The winner is determined internally. There is a process for everything."

Guan Gu was stunned for a moment. Wait, there is an internal appointment?
Abang was particularly excited and said, "That idiot MC rehearsed six times before he figured out the process. Do you want us to do it all over again?"

Guan Gu explained: "Youyou also wants to give a red envelope, and can sit on my lap."

Abang immediately smiled and said, "It's good that the gift has arrived. Who cares?"

Guan Gu's face suddenly turned ugly.

Abang complained: "My wife has been worrying about this matter recently. If she knew that all this had to happen again, she would definitely go crazy. Otherwise~next time~"

Guan Gu said speechlessly: "Next time?"

3602 living room.

"You're back just in time."

Guan Gu returned disappointed and told Youyou what had happened. Youyou was surprised because she had met Ah Bing in the lobby downstairs before. So she told her that she wanted to attend their wedding, and Ah Bing agreed immediately.

Guan Gu asked doubtfully, "Is it that simple? Are you sure they are having the same wedding?"

"right?"

After listening to Guan Gu's description, Youyou was no longer sure.

Guan Gu held his chin with one hand and asked, "Who should we listen to then?"

Youyou couldn't figure it out either, so she said casually, "It's okay, I can bring a chair when the time comes."

Guan Gu's eyes lit up, "Good idea!"

(End of this chapter)