Chapter 482 Stage Drama

Youyou ran away in a flash, and the Third Prince was dumbfounded. Youyou completely forgot to leave one shoe on the stage.

At this time, the Third Prince on the stage was stunned for a while, then he looked at the direction where Youyou left with grief in his heart, and said angrily: "Luhua, Luhua, you are running so fast, what should I do with you?"

Xiang Yu yawned and said to Teacher Zeng: "Youyou said that she only transformed into a ghost, and the following plot is not interesting."

Mika asked curiously, "What's the next plot?"

Teacher Zeng said doubtfully, "It's like Cinderella's plot. Next, the Third Prince will take the shoe to find reed flowers, and then the two of them will live happily together."

At this moment, with a thud, a shoe was thrown onto the stage and landed at the feet of the Third Prince, who was walking back and forth in cold sweat.

That’s right, the assistant director ran backstage, snatched Youyou’s shoe, and then threw the shoe at the feet of the Third Prince like a shot put.

Seeing the shoes, the Third Prince felt like he was alive again. The next scene was his solo performance. He would hold the shoes and recite the lines before moving on to the next scene.

"Look at these beautiful shoes."

The Third Prince took a deep breath while holding the shoe, and continued: "Accompanied by a faint fragrance, only something this small and exquisite can match the peerless beauty of the reed catkins."

In the audience, Mr. Zeng said speechlessly: "Now I understand why no reporters came to this play?"

Xiang Yu was also speechless and said: "I honestly think that even a high school student could write better lines for this play."

Yifei's voice came from the side, "Who came up with this line? Can it be a little more disgusting?"

Guan Gu brought Yi Fei back, and this time there was no trouble. However, Guan Gu saw that no one was interested in watching it anymore, and You You's story happened to end, so he suggested: "How about we go backstage and take a look?"

Xiang Yu: “Good idea.”

Teacher Zeng: "I need to go to the bathroom first."

Mika: “I want to go too.”

Yifei: "Together, together."

Xiang Yu had no choice but to say, "Then Guan Gu, Zi Qiao and I will go backstage first, and everyone else can go over later."

You asked why Zhang Wei was not invited? Zhang Wei's style has always been to spend money to watch movies, even if it is a terrible movie, he will watch it to the end.

Besides, Zhang Wei has Lawyer Zhuge by his side today, and Zhuge’s aura is enough to make everyone subconsciously forget about Zhang Wei.

Backstage.

Guan Gu asked in confusion: "Youyou, why don't you change your clothes? Isn't it just showing your face and then it's over?"

Ziqiao also urged: "Aunt, hurry up, we are planning to hold a celebration banquet for you."

"Celebration party?"

Youyou said angrily, "I'm almost done, don't even mention the celebration party."

"It's okay. Everyone thinks you're a combination of Titanic and Cinderella."

Xiang Yu thought Youyou was worried about the accident that happened during the performance just now.

Youyou looked around the backstage and whispered, "Guan Gu's phone is in that shoe."

Ziqiao was stunned for a moment and said, "Won't it hurt your feet if you put your phone in your shoes?"

Guan Gu quickly comforted him: "It's okay, I guess no one will call this time."

"Oh my God, please don't play with me."

Youyou folded her hands in front of her chest and prayed.

At this time the other side.

Zhang Wei was already sweating profusely. A minute ago, Zhang Wei smiled at Wu Yue and said, "I have prepared a surprise for you."

Lawyer Zhuge glanced at Zhang Wei and said casually, "It's so scary that a man can secretly plan something without telling a woman. It's watertight throughout the process. Today he has the ability to give you a big surprise. Tomorrow he has the ability to hide anything he doesn't want you to know. Many problems in relationships between men and women originate from information asymmetry. Sister, if a man likes to give you surprises, you have to be careful."

Zhang Wei smiled awkwardly and tried to change the subject. He glanced around and suddenly realized that no one was in the theater, so he said, "I'll make a phone call to see what arrangements are made next."

Zhang Wei picked up the phone and called Youyou again, but it said the phone was turned off. Then Zhang Wei called Guan Gu again.
After the phone rang a few times, folk songs from the Great Wall and the music from Titanic, "My Heart Will Go On", started playing again.

"Sound engineer, what the hell happened this time!"

In the backstage, the assistant director roared. The sound engineer was also aggrieved. This was not played by them at all. The sound engineer said he didn't want to work in this place anymore. There was something fishy going on in this place.

Youyou looked up to the sky and sighed: "It's over again now."

Guan Gu hugged Youyou and said, "Dear, I'm sorry. It's all my fault that I didn't protect you well."

Youyou stood up resolutely and said domineeringly: "Now that things have come to this, I have to go up and save the situation. If I don't succeed, I will die."

Youyou ran to the assistant director and said, "Assistant director, let me go."

The assistant director said with a headache: "Just stop making trouble."

Youyou pointed at the Third Prince on the stage and said, "We can't let him stand on the stage alone. I'll go save the situation."

The assistant director held the intercom and said excitedly: "I know you responded well just now, but what are you doing going up there now?"

"Saving a scene is like putting out a fire. If the scene is a little chaotic, it can still be smoothed over. But letting the audience know that it was an accident is extremely unprofessional."

Youyou patted the assistant director's shoulder with an expression as if he was ready to die.

"Hey? Youyou is out again?"

Zhang Wei suddenly raised his head. Shouldn’t the plot of Cinderella be that the Third Prince would go looking for someone with the shoes?
At this time, Youyou quickly rushed onto the stage, grabbed the shoe, reached inside and pressed it, and the sound disappeared.

"Miss Luhua, why are you back again?"

At this time, the Third Prince was confused. The background music was different, but why was the script different? He was clearly holding the shoes to find them, and now you came out, how could the script be performed?
Guan Gu in the backstage asked nervously, "What should we do now?"

"never mind."

Xiang Yu spread his hands and said, "We have to think of a way to help Youyou now. At least we can't let the audience know that this was a performance accident."

"How can we help? Youyou is on the stage and we are below. We don't even know who called her, and no one knows if she will call again in the next second."

Ziqiao obviously did not appreciate Xiang Yu's kindness. One was on the stage and the other was below. How could he help?
Xiang Yu touched his chin and said, "If we can go on stage, maybe we can help Youyou." Ziqiao said speechlessly, "Go on stage? We are not actors, how can we go on stage?"

Guan Gu suddenly had an idea and said, "All we have to do is put on a mask, just like that immortal, and then we can go on stage, right?"

Xiang Yu immediately added: "That makes sense, or we can pretend to be soldiers, go on stage and kidnap the Third Prince. Then let Youyou take the Third Prince's shoes to rescue him."

Zi Qiao looked down and said, "But you need to have clothes like a soldier!"

"I have an idea."

Xiang Yu glanced around the backstage and suddenly his eyes lit up.

"any solution?"

"It's too late. Come with me."

Xiang Yu stood up and took Guan Gu and Zi Qiao to the backstage changing room.

On the other side, Youyou and the Third Prince were in a tug-of-war over the shoes on the stage. Youyou wanted to take the shoes down and then throw them back, while the Third Prince wanted to grab them so that the rest of the show could continue as normal.

"This shoe is my only clue. Please leave me a chance to live."

"Give it to me, otherwise what shall I do if the folk songs from outside the Great Wall start to sound again?"

"It's rang, so let it ring. Leave your shoes to me."

"Master San, please give me the shoe! Didn't you want this shoe just to find me? But now I'm standing here."

"Uh~"

The Third Prince held the snatched shoes in his hand and quickly said, "But you shouldn't be standing here now. Go away. I won't chase you."

The actors on the stage were already sweating, but the audience below was completely confused. However, this unexpected plot was indeed worth watching.

The audience has been whetted and can't wait to know what happens next.

At this moment, Zhang Wei in the audience called Guan Gu again, and "My Heart Will Go On" sounded again on the stage. Youyou wanted to grab the shoes and turn off the music, but the Third Prince held the shoes tightly this time, and Youyou was unable to grab them for a while.

Just when Youyou felt that she was doomed, suddenly three big men dressed in grassland ethnic costumes rushed up, with black masks covering their faces.

"Who are you?"

The Third Prince was stunned, and Youyou was also stunned on the spot.

"Good question!"

Ziqiao asked Xiang Yu, "Who are we?"

Xiang Yu pretended to kick Zi Qiao and said in Guan Gu's usual tone: "You are stupid! How can you come out as a killer and tell others about your identity?"

Guan Gu: "But last time you said you wanted to become famous and become bigger and stronger."

Xiang Yu: "Okay, we are assassins from the Western Regions hired by the eldest prince to get rid of you."

Youyou had already recognized Xiang Yu, Guan Gu and Ziqiao, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

"Where did the eldest prince come from?"

The third prince looked confused.

Youyou immediately stood in front of the Third Prince and said, "Third Prince, don't you have eight brothers? Go quickly, I will cover you."

As he spoke, Youyou threw away the crown that was in the way and started fighting with the three Western assassins.

"To know what happens next, please watch the next episode, where the nine sons compete for the throne."

In the end, Youyou did twenty somersaults in a row and walked off the stage in front of the confused eyes of the three assassins lying on the ground.

"it is good!!!"

"Clap clap clap clap..."

The audience sitting in the auditorium cheered loudly after being stunned for a moment, and deafening applause rang out in the entire theater.

Youyou finally breathed a sigh of relief, but think about it, most of the people watching the show are young people, this kind of plot with fighting is more in line with the tastes of young people.

The curtain slowly closed, and everyone finally relaxed. Youyou successfully got her phone back, and Xiang Yu and the others quickly ran away to change their clothes.

The male lead was speechless: "Why didn't you inform me about the script changes? I almost had a heart attack."

Youyou patted the male lead on the shoulder and said excitedly, "Be happy, we have made history. Look, everyone is having a great time watching it! And we have also created a new type of drama, the stage serial drama."

As Xiang Yu changed his clothes, he complained, "Damn it, I will never do this again."

Ziqiao smiled and said, "I think the fight scene just now was okay. The audience's reaction is the most real."

Guan Gu said firmly: "I have decided to put my phone on silent mode before going backstage in the future."
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ten minutes later,

Youyou prepared a dinner to celebrate the success of her performance and the creation of her stage series.

It's very nice to be treated to a meal. After waiting for a long time at the theater entrance, Xiang Yu asked Mei Jia, who was late, "We agreed to have dinner together. Where is she?"

"Teacher Zeng has been missing for a long time and his phone call is unreachable. Yifei is busy looking for him."

Ziqiao put down his phone: "Zhang Wei said he can't come."

Teacher Zeng accompanied Meijia and Yifei to the toilet. There was a long queue in the women's toilet. Teacher Zeng came to the men's toilet slowly, found toilet paper, and then used the whole pack of tissues she brought with her to wipe the toilet seat.

Then tragedy struck. There was only three fingers’ width of paper left in the toilet paper box.

There was no paper and no signal on his cell phone, so he could only shout for help, but no one responded.

At this moment in the bathroom, Teacher Zeng was holding up his pants, feeling that his legs no longer belonged to him. His conflicted heart became firm, and he decided that this problem must be solved, otherwise his legs would be ruined.

Teacher Zeng held up his pants, opened the door secretly and looked around, but there was no one outside.

He used all his strength to rush to the next cubicle. Fortunately, there was paper next to him. Unfortunately, the paper was only three fingers wide.

As for how Teacher Zeng finally got out, it is unknown, but Teacher Zeng later bought a lot of hand sanitizer.

(End of this chapter)

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