The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 492 Absorbing Yang Qi

"You say, am I not a hero?"

Teacher Zeng was holding a helmet in his arms, with a smug look on his face.

"This story doesn't work. Hua Xiong is just a worthless fighter. You can't call yourself a hero just because you beat a weakling. Look at Iron Man's Ultron and Captain America's Hydra. Don't you think there's a big difference?"

Obviously Yifei was not very satisfied with Teacher Zeng's story, although everyone else still enjoyed it very much.

Teacher Zeng said confidently: "Then next time I won't kill Hua Xiong. I can kill Lu Bu with warm wine. This will be more interesting."

When Ziqiao heard that he was going to kill his ancestor, he immediately became unhappy and said, "I have a story."

Then, Ziqiao put on his helmet and told his story.

In the Tochuqi Kanki Kingdom in the Western Regions, there was a beautiful princess named Princess Tinni Gefeier (Hu Yifei), who was cursed by an evil wizard and turned into Sleeping Beauty.

Prince Lu Dracula (Lv Ziqiao) from the neighboring country fought demons and eliminated dragons, and went through untold hardships to come to the Kingdom of Tochuchikankiki to rescue the princess.

At this time, the Frog Prince (played by Zeng Xiaoxian) who had had relationships with all the princesses appeared. Unexpectedly, as soon as he came on stage, he was hit by the princess's bullet.

[Voiceover: Teacher Zeng said angrily: "I was hit by a bullet again?"

Zi Qiao said confidently: "How can a sleeping princess not have an automatic defense mechanism?"

Xiang Yu smiled and nodded, "This is a very reasonable setting."

Yifei covered her mouth and laughed secretly. Zhang Wei said disdainfully: "The names of the kingdoms and princesses in this story are a little careless."

Yifei calmed herself down, took a deep breath, and waved her hand, saying, "The name is not important, and can be changed. Ziqiao, continue."

The frog prince fell to the ground after being hit by a bullet, and was ruthlessly killed by Prince Lv. Dracula. At the critical moment of saving the princess, Prince Lv. Dracula took out the magic scroll and successfully saved the princess, just when the two were about to perform the true love kiss. Teacher Zeng decisively took off Ziqiao's helmet and woke Ziqiao up. As the performance continued, Teacher Zeng had another hat on his head.

Xiang Yu commented: "The story is nothing new. The most interesting thing is the name of the kingdom and the princess, as well as the finishing blow to Mr. Zeng."

Teacher Zeng immediately perked up and said to Ziqiao with a strange smile: "I have a new story called the Empty City Plan!!!"

Teacher Zeng clearly wanted to avenge Ziqiao for the story he had just told. Ziqiao immediately raised his hand and said, "I want to be the protagonist of the story, Zhuge Liang."

"Why should you be the protagonist in my story?"

How could Teacher Zeng agree? Zi Qiao looked at Teacher Zeng and threatened, "Teacher Zeng, unless you beat me to death, I will definitely be the protagonist."

Teacher Zeng narrowed his eyes and said, "I have never heard of such a cheap request. I will beat you to death!!!"

As they were talking, the two of them wrestled on the sofa.

Yifei reluctantly separated the two of them, "You two stop fighting, you've been fighting for so long and not even a scratch has been made."

Teacher Zeng said indignantly: "Who told you to cheat and steal the protagonist of my story?"

Ziqiao said righteously: "Although I don't know much about the Three Kingdoms, I also know Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang. They are not relatives, right?"

Xiang Yu nodded and agreed: "It is indeed not."

"Teacher Zeng just said that his ancestor was Guan Yu. So Teacher Zeng has nothing to do with Zhuge Liang."

Zi Qiao said with a smug look on his face, "So I am just trying to save face for Teacher Zeng. I took over the role of Zhuge Liang with great reluctance. How can you not know what is good for you!"

"Then what do I play?"

"Zhuge Liang's book boy! But you have a nice name, Zhuge Xiaoxian."

When Sima Yi (Hu Yifei) led his army to attack the city, Zhuge Xiaobu (Lü Xiaobu) realized that in Mr. Zeng's story, there were neither Five Tiger Generals nor millions of strong troops.

Zhuge Xiaobu sat on the top of the city wall and said speechlessly: "What a bummer! Where are my five great generals Guan, Zhang, Zhao, Ma, and Huang?"

The book boy Zhuge Xiaoxian stood aside with his hands behind his back and said, "The background of the story of the empty city plan is that there are only three or five old men in the city."

Zhuge Xiaobu was unconvinced and asked, "Why are there so many people on the other side?"

The book boy Zhuge Xiaoxian said proudly: "Prime Minister, back then, you were also a master at picking up girls. Unfortunately, most of those girls later married into the Central Plains, so these soldiers downstairs may all call you cousin."

Zhuge Xiaobu was speechless and said, "Didn't we agree that I'm the protagonist?"

"If you defend the city, you will be the protagonist. If you fail, you will be a martyr." The servant Zhuge Xiaoxian laughed at the side. He deserved it. He had never read Romance of the Three Kingdoms, yet he dared to snatch the protagonist from me.

"Look, a flying saucer!!!"

Zhuge Xiaobu made a feint, left a note saying "Leader, retreat, wingman, provide cover", and ran away.

At this time, Zhuge Xiaoxian accepted the order and rose to the challenge. When Sima Yi's army attacked the city, he waved his hand and released the ambush troops, killing Sima Yi's army without leaving a single piece of armor.

Ziqiao rolled his eyes. "Although I don't know the details of the Empty City Plan, where did all these ambushes come from?"

Teacher Zeng put down his helmet and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, because telecom fraud is popular now. So Sima Yi received a telecom fraud call at that time, and fell into my ambush."

Yifei was speechless and said, "Am I that stupid? You might as well say that you were stripping at the city gate while I was busy filming the video and posting it online. After all, wars can be fought at any time, and opportunities like this don't come often."

Zhang Wei raised his hand and suggested, "I think it's my turn to appear in the next story."

Yifei hesitated for a moment and said, "Okay, then you will be the external aid and will be responsible for playing the villain in the story."

Zhang Wei emphasized: "He is a very powerful villain!" Then he smiled and said: "Please take care of me!"

Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng looked at each other and immediately formed an alliance.

"traitor!"

Teacher Zeng laughed and scolded Zhang Wei, but he was not worried at all. What kind of villain could Zhang Wei play?
"Hold me!"

Teacher Zeng extended his hand in front of Ziqiao, and immediately said to Zhang Wei: "I will castrate you, the villain, first."

Ziqiao hit Teacher Zeng on the neck with his backhand and said, "I want to be a real hero this time."

As they were talking, the two started fighting on the sofa. Yifei said speechlessly: "Stop it. I will be responsible for the story this time. The stories you tell have no bottom line at all."

Zhang Wei laughed awkwardly and said, "It's my first time playing a villain, so I'm quite nervous."

Xiang Yu patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, the villain you play will definitely feel like a positive character."

Yifei thought for a moment and said, "My boss gave me a voucher when I bought something yesterday. If you play the villain well, it will all be yours."

Zhang Wei immediately said seriously: "I am confident that I can become the coolest, hottest, and most charming villain and defend the bottom line for you."

A long time ago, the world was in chaos, evil was rampant, and everyone was in danger.

Even so, there are still some people who don't know the consequences and like to walk at night. His name is Ning Caixian.

Mom said that if you don’t go home by 2:30 in the morning, something bad will happen. So, as Ning Caixian was walking, he came to a gloomy and dilapidated temple.

There were several wolf howls not far away, and there seemed to be voices of people shouting for help. Ning Caixian was so scared that he tightly grasped the lantern in his hand and looked around timidly. After a while, the cries for help stopped, and he only felt that the wind had become stronger.

"I heard nothing, I heard nothing, I can't hear, I can't hear, it's none of my business, just stay out of it, stay at home and live a long life."

The wind suddenly stopped, and Ning Caixian said to the statue in the dilapidated temple: "I have come here on a poor trip, and would like to ask for a place to stay for one night. I have no money, no sex, and a weak kidney. I hope all the gods will help me. Amitabha, Hallelujah!"

After saying that, Ning Caixian put the lantern aside, lit the firewood in the temple, and prepared to sit cross-legged.

At this moment, Ning Caixian glanced at the place where the lantern was placed and saw something seemed to be wrong. Upon closer inspection, he found that it was a eerie skeleton.

Ning Caixian was so scared that he shouted: "Don't come over here, don't come over here"

At the same time, a loud and heroic laugh came from outside the door.

"Can a coward like you come to Lanruo Temple?"

Ning Caixian exclaimed: "Is it a human or a ghost?"

Suddenly, a black shadow knocked Ning Caixian away. Ning Caixian rolled on the ground and got up with the residual light of the lantern.

Finally I saw that the other person was a person, a sloppy man with a beard and a sword on his back.

"Have you ever seen such a cool ghost?" The bearded man looked down on Teacher Zhou.

Ning Caixian took a quick look and complained, "He has thick eyebrows, a round face, and a full beard."

"I know, you are Bin Laden!"

Ning Caixian thought for a moment and gave his answer.

"Pull your sister!"

The bearded man shouted, "I am Yan Chi Qiao, known as the 'weakling savior' in the martial arts world!"

Yan Chiqiao extended a hand to Ning Caixian and said, "Since you are here, it is fate. Please pay, ninety-nine-eight."

Ning Caixian asked blankly, "What fee?"

Yan Chiqiao shrugged his shoulders and said nonchalantly, "Protection money. When the little devil comes later, don't you want me to protect you?"

"Is there a ghost?"

Ning Caixian rolled his eyes at Yan Chiqiao and said sarcastically, "I'm so scared~~"

"Hey~"

Yan Chiqiao sighed, "Brother, have you ever been to a nightclub?"

Ning Caixian didn't understand and asked subconsciously: "What does this have to do with nightclubs?"

"This Lanruo Temple is the kid's nightclub. It opens at three o'clock in the morning and the ladies are at work."

As Yan Chiqiao spoke, his tone began to become strange.

"Miss?"

Ning Caixian was stunned for a moment, and his expression suddenly became amused.

"Ah bah~ Wrong, it's the kid going out."

Yan Chiqiao hurriedly tried to make up for it, and then said, "There's not much time left. If you don't pay, I won't care about you anymore."

Ning Caixian said righteously: "As a materialist fighter, I am not afraid of being haunted by ghosts even if I don't do bad things during the day."

At this point, Ning Caixian covered his mouth and whispered, "Can you make it cheaper? Twenty."

"Do you think you are buying vegetables at the market? When the female ghost sucks your yang energy later, I hope you can be as tough as this."

Yan Chiqiao of course refused to give in and said 998 was 998 and refused to bargain.

"Ghost girl? Suck me, where?"

Ning Caixian's eyes and tone became obscene.

"Dirty!"

Yan Chiqiao raised his middle finger at Teacher Zeng.

"Brother, there is no need to avoid it, since the words have been spoken so openly."

Ning Caixian stroked his chin with one hand, and asked with blinking eyes: "Is the female ghost pretty? How's her figure?"

"Pfft~"

Yan Chiqiao spat out a mouthful of blood.

(End of this chapter)