The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 496 Days Without Women

On the other side, Youyou had already made a phone call. Since someone was willing to pay extra, it would naturally not be a problem for the hotel to add another spot.

After settling the quota issue, Teacher Zeng readily paid the money and Youyou quickly reached an agreement with the hotel.

Nuolan, Youyou and Meijia came to Yifei. Yifei couldn't put the book down and continued to immerse herself in the ocean of knowledge.

"Yifei, let's go to Hainan for fun."

"Going to Hainan?"

"Yeah! How can we miss you on our singles weekend?"

"Thank you, but I'm not interested. This Brief History of Time is quite interesting."

Nuolan and Youyou looked at each other and winked at Meijia at the same time.

Meijia hugged Yifei's arm and said, "Yifei, you can read books anytime. If you miss your last single weekend, you won't have it again."

Yifei was puzzled and asked, "But didn't Youyou say before that you wanted a soft landing?"

Youyou said with longing: "What could be softer than the golden beach?"

At this moment, Youyou was already fantasizing about the sofa, the swimsuit, and the handsome guy.

Nuolan saw that Yifei's expression didn't change, so she changed her angle and said, "Yifei, if you don't go with us, you can only stay with the boys this weekend."

Yifei said calmly: "I'm reading my book. I don't have time to mix with them."

Meijia immediately said, "I'm afraid they will come to disturb you, especially Teacher Zeng. You've been staying at home lately, and he has prepared a package of new programs for you."

Yifei said nonchalantly, "It's just a few old jokes and his ridiculous eyebrow dance."

"This time it's different, it's an upgraded version."

"An upgraded version of the eyebrow dance? What is that?"

"Teacher Zeng is going to dance with her eyelids."

"Isn't that just blinking?"

"It's the lower eyelid!"

"Eh~ What a ridiculous joke."

Yifei couldn't resist the images in her mind and had to agree.

Zhang Wei on the other side hesitated for a moment, then called Wu Yue to ask if she wanted to go. Wu Yue thought about it and smiled, "I hope we can go alone next time."

Zhang Wei nodded when he heard this. It seemed that Sanya would be a good choice for his future honeymoon trip.

Ziqiao was busy finishing the work at hand.

Xiang Yu watched Ziqiao replying to messages in the group with great interest, and asked curiously, "You wrote this as a customer consultation? Why are the questions so strange?"

Ziqiao explained with a smile: "These are all people who come to consult about their relationship problems. They can be said to be my potential clients."

Xiang Yu asked curiously, "How do you answer this question? She asked why her boyfriend didn't want to marry her, but also didn't want to break up with her."

Ziqiao typed a few words in reply, "Because it's free!"

The other party immediately replied, "Is there any way I can reverse or change his mind?"

Ziqiao typed without hesitation, "Pregnant!"

Xiang Yu was stunned. Ziqiao had the man under his control.

Ziqiao clicked on another message, "My boyfriend and I chatted well online, but it was weird when we met offline. When we said goodbye, I wanted him to hug me, but he refused."

Ziqiao frowned and didn't reply for a long time.

Xiang Yu asked curiously, "Why don't you go back?"

Ziqiao sighed and said, "It's obvious that the guy fell in love with her after seeing her on WeChat Moments, but he doesn't like her in real life. This woman might be a photo scammer. It seems that she will hardly become my potential customer. I'm thinking about how to tell her in a tactful way."

Xiang Yu looked at Guan Gu who looked disappointed and couldn't help but ask: "Guan Gu, how about we go on vacation tomorrow at our own expense? It's enough for the two of us to book one room."

"Good idea!"

Guan Gu immediately became excited. After all, he was the jealous king. If Youyou went to Sanya, she would definitely run around on the beach in a bikini or swimsuit.

Just now when Guan Gu was thinking, he had already thought about whether someone would approach Youyou?
Ziqiao raised his head and said sarcastically, "No, there will be plenty of time for you and Youyou to stay together in the future. I can hold a party on the weekend, aren't you looking forward to it?"

“I’m not looking forward to it.”

Xiang Yu and Guan Gu shook their heads at the same time. Xiang Yu put his arm around Zi Qiao's shoulders and said, "We hold parties to have fun. It's not fun to have a party in an apartment and have to clean up the room. Besides, we both have girlfriends."

"Yes."

Guan Gu has always kept his distance from other women. In this respect, Guan Gu is very different from other Japanese men.

Ziqiao thought for a moment and said, "No, you do want to be with them, but they may not want to be with you."

Guan Gu was stunned for a few seconds, and then thought that it was indeed the case. If Youyou wanted to take him with her, she would have told him long ago.

Seeing that Guan Gu was somewhat relenting, Zi Qiao continued, "Think about it, this is your last day as a single person before you get married. By the way, what do you think, Xiang Yu?"

"I?"

Xiang Yu spread his hands and said indifferently: "I don't care. Anyway, I'm only away for two or three days. It's okay to go to Hainan or not."

……

The next morning, the four girls had packed their luggage and were ready to leave.

Xiang Yu originally wanted to send them to the airport, but Youyou insisted on driving to the airport by herself. Thinking about Youyou's driving speed, Xiang Yu decisively called a taxi driver in advance to give them a ride.

Otherwise, the plane might have taken off before they arrived at the airport. As for Guan Gu, he got up early in the morning and prepared breakfast for Youyou.

……

On the other side, 3602, the living room.

Ziqiao was wearing pajamas, looking at the breakfast in front of him, boiled carrots, cola and Oreos. Ziqiao sighed. There were no fried dough sticks, no soy milk, and no milk. He might as well order some takeout.

"I didn't expect this is how it would feel to suddenly have no woman in the house."

Guan Gu walked out of the bathroom in his pajamas, looking somewhat depressed.

Hearing this, Ziqiao looked at Guan Gu and asked, "What's wrong?"

Guan Gu sat down disappointedly and said, "The soap and shampoo in the toilet were taken away by Youyou and Mika in an instant."

Zi Qiao looked puzzled and asked, "No way, don't you have your own daily necessities?"

"I just realized today that I have been using YoYo for so many years."

Guan Gu had never paid attention to these things before. Not only Guan Gu, but Ziqiao also used Meijia's.

"It's not you, it's us."

"How dare you say that." Guan Gu looked at Ziqiao speechlessly.

Xiang Yu said with some regret: "It's a pity that Nuolan took the cosmetics away, otherwise I would like to try the effect of Nuolan's limited edition facial cleanser."

Ziqiao waved his hands nonchalantly and said with a smile: "Oh, forget about the details, just look ahead. I'm ready..."

"I repeat, even if Youyou betrays me, I will keep myself clean, OK?"

Guan Gu picked up a carrot and pointed it at Ziqiao, emphasizing.

"OK."

Ziqiao finished speaking and blinked his left eye.

Seeing this, Guan Gu immediately said seriously: "I'm serious! I won't do anything out of line with you!"

"Understood, nothing out of the ordinary."

Ziqiao said this and blinked his left eye again.

"You blinked again."

Guan Gu said angrily.

"I do not have it."

Ziqiao denied it and then blinked again.

Xiang Yu had just woken up from a nap and came to room 3602 yawning.

At this moment, Zhang Wei suddenly ran over from the balcony, holding his stomach and clamping his buttocks together, holding his breath and saying, "Is there any toilet paper? Is there any toilet paper? How come there is no toilet paper in the toilet?"

Guan Gu was stunned for a moment and said, "I think I just ran out of them and haven't bought any yet. Teacher Zeng should have them, but Teacher Zeng has mysophobia, so they should all be locked up."

"I can't live this life!"

Zhang Wei suddenly became anxious and could hardly hold it back any longer.

Xiang Yu was speechless and said, "Have you run out of room for yourself?"

Then he said, "You're not going to shit your pants, are you?"

Looking at Zhang Wei's butt twisting back and forth, Xiang Yu suddenly wanted to hand Zhang Wei a plug and plug it in first.

Xiang Yu covered his nose. If Zhang Wei couldn't hold it in, he would have to leave the house.

Zhang Wei's expression fell, and he asked with difficulty: "No~not yet. Xiang Yu, do you have any more paper? I'm really dying."

"Oh, paper, there should be some left." Xiang Yu thought for a while and said.

"Great! Hurry, give it to me, it's an emergency!" Zhang Wei became excited when he heard that Xiang Yu had paper.

"Okay, okay, I'll get it for you. Wait." Xiang Yu was also worried that Zhang Wei would poop in his pants, so he hurried back to the room to get paper.

Guan Gu said speechlessly: "Why is there no paper in 3604?"

Zhang Wei said shyly, "Yes, I only go shopping on supermarket discount days every week."

God knows how Zhang Wei solves the problem when the supermarket doesn’t have discounts.

Guan Gu sighed, "Without women, even toilet paper has abandoned us."

Ziqiao stood on a chair and said, "That's enough. Are you still men if you are sighing? As the leader of the men's gang, I order you to cheer up! If these women had never existed, would you all die?"

Xiang Yu threw the paper to Zhang Wei, and Zhang Wei left at the speed of lightning.

Ziqiao opened the refrigerator and found that all the snacks in it were gone. He wondered if they had been taken away.

"At the moment, it's really hard to survive."

Guan Gu frowned and asked, "What do you mean?"

Ziqiao said passionately: "Guan Gu, your life is about to enter the grave, I will not pull you back. But you should know that even if the world is destroyed, there will be a time of reappearance, and the darkness will highlight the preciousness of light. Ask your heart, what is it that you have always wanted to do but have never put into action. Just do it."

Guan Gu was stunned by what Ziqiao said.

Ziqiao struck while the iron was hot, pointed at Guan Gu and said, "If you say no, just treat me as a nag. Forty-eight hours later, these thoughts will be buried with your freedom. Just be my aunt's good baby."

Guan Gu pushed Ziqiao's hand away and said unconvincedly, "Who said I didn't have it! Youyou even gave me a list of strict prohibitions, I'll get it out later."

(End of this chapter)