Chapter 502: Fuzhou People Asibian
Xiang Yu and others worked together to clean up.

Guan Gu sat down dejectedly and said gloomily, "Hey, this bachelor weekend is terrible! Ziqiao, it's all your fault!"

Ziqiao said helplessly: "I just wanted to find someone to replace them, but who knew they would be so different."

Guan Gu said to Zi Qiao, "You should realize that some people can never be replaced! I can't live a single life for even one minute."

Xiang Yu also sat down, shrugged, and said helplessly: "But the girls won't be back until tomorrow, just bear with it."

"Wow, I want to cry."

Zhang Wei sat down, biting his lips with tears in his eyes.

Guan Gu thought to himself: "Youyou, I miss you."

Ziqiao thought to himself, "Meijia, I miss you."

Xiang Yu thought to himself: "Nuolan, I miss you."

Zhang Wei thought to himself, "Should I go to Wu Yue's place to spend the weekend?"

Seeing that the four of them were silent, Teacher Zeng subconsciously asked, "What are you thinking about?"

"I'm wondering how to end this as quickly as possible."

Guan Gu stood up and said with a firm face: "By the way, let's go to Sanya. I want to see Youyou now!"

Teacher Zeng asked in surprise: "Go to Sanya! Now?"

"It only takes two hours to fly from Sanya, it's very quick, how about Teacher Zeng come with us? We can give them a surprise, it's better than letting them get bored here."

Guan Gu became more and more excited as he spoke.

"Good idea! I'll go too."

Xiang Yu agreed immediately.

Zhang Wei raised his hand and asked, "Can I bring my wife?"

Teacher Zeng took a look at his phone and said, "Of course, let's go. I see there are flights now. The planes are flying again. We can take the nearest flight and arrive in two hours."
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the other side.

Youyou held her chin with one hand and held a fork in the other, tapping the durian on the plate in front of her, complaining: "I already had durian yesterday, why did you come here today?"

Meijia shrugged and explained, "Oh, it's to accompany Yifei to watch the male dancer version of Mr. Zeng."

Youyou said helplessly, "What's the point of watching more? I already watched it for three hours yesterday."

Nuolan smiled and said, "If you don't want to eat it, we can pack the durian and take it back to the room. We can buy some durian to take home as gifts then."

Meijia nodded and said, "Okay, this is the gift we brought back. By the way, did you notice that Yifei partyed for three hours yesterday?"

"But it has been verified that Teacher Zeng is at home. That guy just happens to look very similar to him, there is nothing else."

Youyou really couldn’t understand it. Wasn’t he just a copy of Teacher Zeng?
Meijia advised: "Hey, it's rare for Yifei to have fun, we shouldn't spoil her fun."

Youyou had no choice but to nod.

Nuolan smiled and said, "I think it's because Yifei became friends with this copy of Teacher Zeng yesterday. I saw them chatting happily yesterday."

"Yifei~"

"Come on, let me introduce you to a new friend. No, it's an old friend. No, it's still a new friend."

Yifei ran over and pointed at the male dancer version of Teacher Zeng behind her with excitement.

The three girls opened their mouths in surprise.

Yifei said enthusiastically to the male dancer version of Mr. Zeng: "Come on, come on, sit down."

The male dancer version of Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and sat down.

"Hi."

The three girls greeted him.

Nuolan frowned and asked Yifei cryptically, "Yifei, why did you bring him here?"

"I went backstage to find him. He didn't have to perform today, so I said let's have lunch together."

After explaining, Yifei pointed at the male dancer version of Mr. Zeng and said with a smile: "Hey, let me introduce you, this is Asi Bian."

"Asiba?" Youyou asked in confusion.

Yifei's smile froze, and she corrected him, "It's Asibian."

"Dead side?"

When Meijia saw the murderous look Yifei gave her, she quickly said, "Well, no matter what side it is, it sounds good for the kidneys."

Nuolan laughed immediately after hearing that. Meijia’s train of thought was also amazing.

"Ashi is his last name, Bian is his first name. Can you please be a little polite?"

Yifei rolled her eyes at the three girls, then introduced them to Axi: "Hey, Axi, these are my friends Youyou, Meijia, and Nuolan."

The three girls smiled politely and waved at Asi.

Ah Xi covered his chest with one hand, shook his chest, and said with a smile: "Ah go gaga gaga!"

The three women subconsciously leaned back and crossed their arms over their chests.

Meijia pointed at Axi and frowned as she asked, "What did he say?"

"Maybe. I'm saying hello to you."

Yifei didn’t quite understand either.

Youyou was puzzled and asked, "This grass skirt version of Teacher Zeng can't speak Chinese?"

Yifei smiled and explained, "His grandfather is Malay, his grandmother is Himba, his father grew up in the mountainous area of ​​Fujian, and his mother is of Hawaiian Chinese descent, so Asi Bian can speak more than a dozen languages, but he just can't speak Mandarin."

The three girls were stunned when they heard this. Nuolan asked curiously, "But how did you know that?"

According to normal logic, if two people do not speak the same language, there is basically no way for them to communicate.

"He told me himself. If you don't believe me, ask him."

Yifei pointed at Ah Xibian and said, "Can you speak Mandarin?"

Asi said: "#¥*%-*)%%@@!."

The three girls were confused after hearing this.

Asibian added: "#¥*%-*)%%@@!."

The three girls were even more confused after hearing this.

Ah Xibian said again: "The outside is a tiger, the general is a tiger, tiger~" Yifei said happily: "See! Isn't it easy to deduce?"

Nuolan suddenly said, "I understand. He said he is from Fuzhou! A real Fuzhou person."

Youyou and Meijia were immediately even more furious. They could even hear this???

Yifei and Nuolan are both so abnormal!!!

Asi said to Nuolan: "Yahou!"

Yifei praised: "Look, Asiko is enthusiastic."

Meijia was speechless and said, "Enthusiasm cannot be used for communication."

Nuolan didn’t know how Yifei communicated, but Yahou’s words should mean hello. Nuolan smiled at Asibian.

"Hey, don't be so boring. Although I look like Zeng Xiaoxian, my personality is completely different from Zeng Xiaoxian's."

Yifei approached the three girls, raised her eyebrows, and said with a smile: "And Ah Xi has eight full packs of abdominal muscles."

Youyou and Mika looked incredulous.
When Yifei saw the three girls' disbelieving expressions, she immediately pointed at Ah Xi's belly and said, "Ah Xi, gaga gaga gaga!"

"Gah? Ahsi~"

Asi stood up and lifted up his clothes, revealing his eight-pack abs.

"Oh!"

Meijia immediately revealed a strange smile, and Asi felt a chill in his heart.

I didn’t expect this “Teacher Zeng” to be so talented.

Youyou was surprised and said, "I am now more convinced that he is not Teacher Zeng!"

"Also, Ah Si is famous here for his electric motor butt! Ah Si, gaga gaga!"

Yifei became more and more excited as she spoke, and immediately wanted Asibian to demonstrate it for her.

"More?"

Asi was about to stand up and show his talent.

Nuolan quickly stopped him and said, "Hey, hey, hey, don't demonstrate this."

Yifei said excitedly: "We came to Hainan to experience the warm local customs and people, why don't you be more enthusiastic too~"

If Yifei was as quiet as a virgin before, now she is as active as a mad rabbit.

After the meal, Asibian got to know everyone. Although Asibian told jokes in thirteen languages, no one understood him, but everyone could feel his enthusiasm.

Unfortunately, apart from Nuolan who could occasionally understand a few words of Fuzhou dialect, I really couldn’t understand the rest.

Of course, Yifei was an exception, because Yifei seemed to understand and kept laughing.

Mika asked curiously, "What was he talking about just now? So funny?"

Yifei laughed and said, "I didn't understand it either, hahaha, but it's very interesting to think about it."

"Are you OK?"

The three girls looked at Yifei speechlessly.

Yifei laughed and said, "Youyou, Meijia, Nuolan, it's all fate. Thanks to you for bringing me to Sanya, otherwise I would never have met such interesting people in my life."

"Gaga gaga gaga." Asi smiled and pointed at the durian.

Yifei pointed at the durian and said with a smile: "You asked me if I want to eat durian? Okay."

Ah Xi waved his hands and gestured, "Gaga, gaga gaga gaga gaga!"

Yifei said in surprise: "You want to pick fresh ones from the tree? Okay, let's go and see?"

Nuolan reminded: "It seems to be raining heavily outside."

Youyou decisively refused: "Yeah, forget it."

Meijia quickly waved her hands. It was raining heavily, and who would want to go out in the rain?

"Oh, it's a thoughtful gesture."

Yifei said with a smile: "Hey, let's go. I'll go with you."

"Gagaga~"

As they were talking, Yifei went to pick coconuts with Asi.

Mega
Looking at the two people who suddenly ran away,
This change is too fast.

Looking at the two people running away, Meijia sighed: "I finally understand, moving like a crazy rabbit! Yifei is back again."

Nuolan smiled and said, "This is Yifei. She is always so quiet. We are not used to it."

Youyou still couldn't understand, "But... this is too extreme. I was depressed yesterday, but I suddenly got excited when I saw Ah Xi."

Meijia guessed, "Maybe he released the pent-up energy from reading a book some time ago."

Youyou asked in confusion, "Why is she not interested when she sees Teacher Zeng, but is so excited when she sees Ah Xi?"

"Oh, I've been tired of Mr. Zeng's set for a long time. I happened to meet someone who is similar but opposite. It's fresh now. It's better to be fresh and cheerful."

I have to say that Meijia is sometimes particularly sharp in certain aspects.

Nuolan asked curiously, "How did you know?"

"I saw it on the Discovery Channel once. It's called novelty addiction."

"Newness obsession?"

Nuolan and Youyou looked at each other and asked, "Have you heard of it?"

"That's right!"

Meijia looked like she understood everything and explained, "When people encounter something familiar yet new, they tend to get highly excited. The visual and olfactory stimulation can cause them to have hallucinations and develop an inexplicable liking for the thing in front of them."

Youyou said uncertainly: "You mean, in Yifei's eyes, this Ah Xi is Teacher Zeng?"

Nuolan thought for a moment and said, "Is there any evidence?"

Meijia immediately said, “Only Yifei can understand the jokes he tells.”

There is indeed evidence. Youyou suddenly said excitedly, "What do you think will happen if I tell this gossip to Teacher Zeng?"

Nuolan touched Youyou's face and said teasingly, "It's not that great. Yifei is just interested in new things. Don't scare Teacher Zeng. However, it seems that our faces are not so dark anymore. Why don't we wait two days before going back?"

(End of this chapter)

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