The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 509 Fighting Fire with Fire
Chapter 509 Fighting Fire with Fire
Morning, living room 3601.
Zhang Wei, Wu Yue and Yifei were having breakfast together.
Yifei was excited to persuade Wu Yue to take Zhang Wei to Russia with her.
Zhang Wei looked very annoyed. Yes, he was annoyed. Not everyone likes to go to Russia, where there is ice and snow, to ride a bear.
At this time, Guan Gu ran in from outside and asked with a depressed look on his face: "I'm so angry, some people are so mean."
"What happened? Were you bullied? Did you tell me my name?"
Yifei was very puzzled. What could have happened so early in the morning that could make Guan Gu so angry?
Wu Yue also looked at Guan Gu with curiosity. Zhang Wei shook his head secretly. Guan Gu's temper was indeed a bit bad.
Guan Gu explained: "It's like this, I wanted to buy some ingredients to make a Christmas dinner for Youyou on Christmas Day, and then when I was buying vegetables at the market, I found that the quantity of things was wrong."
Xiang Yu asked curiously, "Hey~ How did you find out that the weight was wrong? Did you carry a scale with you?"
Guan Gu continued, "It was because I didn't bring a scale with me that I confirmed the weight was wrong when I got home. They charged me one pound for six ounces of food."
"This store is really inhumane. I'll help you teach him a lesson! Is there no law?!"
When Yifei heard this, she exploded immediately.
Guan Gu said with a depressed look, "But there is no evidence. I thought the weight was too light at the time, but the boss said that if it was one tael less, he would compensate one pound. If it was fake, he would compensate ten times. I saw that the boss was so serious, so I believed it."
Zhang Wei was speechless: "As a cook, how can you not judge the weight of something? You should have exposed him at that time!"
Wu Yue shook his head and said, "It would have been useless to expose it at that time. The boss would have found an excuse to say that he made a mistake or that something went wrong."
It seems that shortchanging goods in weight has never been a problem for hundreds of years, and it is a common tactic used by unscrupulous businessmen.
Yifei pulled Guan Gu and said, "Come on, I'm going to help you get justice now."
Guan Gu also stood up excitedly and said, "Let's go, I'm going to bring a spring scale this time."
Xiang Yu was just about to join in the fun. This kind of scene is very popular!
"Wait a minute~"
Just as Guan Gu was about to leave, Zhang Wei stopped him. After a moment's hesitation, he seemed to want to say something but couldn't: "Guan Gu, well, how about you guys not looking for trouble and go in two days?"
Guan Gu was puzzled and asked doubtfully, "Why?"
At this time, Zhang Wei said firmly: "Because during Christmas, swearing and quarreling are very unlucky."
"Uh~ unlucky?"
Guan Gu was even more surprised after hearing this, "When did it start?"
Zhang Wei said seriously: "During Christmas, people should avoid doing certain activities to avoid bringing misfortune to themselves. For example, it is not advisable to take out the garbage, sew or make handicrafts. Also, avoid cursing to avoid inviting evil spirits into the house. In addition, it is not advisable to go too far from home to avoid wandering all year round."
"I seem to have only heard that it is not advisable to overwork on Christmas Eve, otherwise it may mean that the whole year will be spent in worry and toil."
Xiang Yu stroked his chin with one hand, as if thinking.
Wu Yue smiled and said, "My mother told me when I was little that it is not appropriate to sweep the floor during festivals, so as not to sweep away good luck and prosperity."
Yifei was speechless and said, "What if we meet someone who doesn't have good manners during the holidays?"
Zhang Wei said with a serious face: "But if an evil spirit is really invited into the house, terrible things will happen. I have experienced it before."
"There is such a thing, how come I have never heard of it."
Guan Gu was fooled and asked, "What happened?"
Xiang Yu, Wu Yue and others also pricked up their ears, as no one had ever heard of this story.
Zhang Wei continued, "That was many years ago when I was still in the orphanage. I was about 8 years old. We had a performance on Christmas, and the small classroom was in another classroom downstairs, which was only a few minutes away.
At that time, the performance was about to begin, and we were all waiting in the classroom next to the performance. The dean suddenly remembered that he had forgotten something and couldn't leave, so he asked me to take the key and go downstairs to get it.
I was alone at around 7pm, it was already dark, there was a faint stair light, I passed the stairs to open the door downstairs to get something. When I just went downstairs, I found six or seven people sitting one after another on the right side of the stairs.
But I didn't care and turned left to open the door of the small classroom. After I took my things and locked the door, I found that they were staring at me when I went back up the stairs.
Having said this, Zhang Wei stopped.
Wu Yue urged: "What happened next?"
Yifei was a little puzzled and asked, "What does this story have to do with what you said before?"
"Don't worry. Later I asked the director, and no outsiders came to our orphanage that day. Before I saw these non-existent people, I had a quarrel with someone over a toy, and I cursed at him very badly."
Zhang Wei looked around and saw several people who were silent. Did I tell my story badly? Why are you all silent?
Yifei took a deep breath, then asked curiously: "But, is it possible that you saw it wrong?"
Xiang Yu spread his hands and looked at Zhang Wei, "I haven't encountered such a thing, but I have heard of another story.
We are frightened by things that look human but are not.
But other animals don't. This means that at some point in our evolution, we had to hide from creatures that looked a lot like humans. Like ~evil spirits~~"
"Hiss~ Is it so scary?"
Guan Gu asked weakly: "Is this really true?" Guan Gu was somewhat frightened. Of course, it was not Zhang Wei's story, but what Xiang Yu said, which was terrifying when you think about it carefully.
"It's better to believe it than not to believe it! Since then I feel like my life has been full of bad luck."
Zhang Wei used himself as an example and emphasized: "I have already told you that you will be unlucky in the future. Don't blame me for not reminding you."
"In that case, forget it. After Christmas, I'll let Yifei take me to find trouble."
After Guan Gu finished speaking, he let the matter go, "Oh, by the way, I have to go to another store to buy new ingredients."
"Don't~"
Zhang Wei said one word and covered his mouth again.
At this time, although Yifei, Xiang Yu and Wu Yue did not believe it, Guan Gu already believed it.
Zhang Wei felt relieved when he saw Guan Gu leave.
Yifei saw this and asked suspiciously, "Are you trying to trick Guan Gu?"
Zhang Wei looked over and saw that Guan Gu hadn't come back. He said proudly, "Yes, I was fooling him."
"why?"
Yifei was a little confused. Why did Zhang Wei speak for the unscrupulous vendors?
“It’s all because of Youyou.”
Zhang Wei said distressedly, "Youyou told me before that the company arranged a job for her this Christmas, which was to have a scandal with someone. So they asked me to go watch Kill Bill with Guan Gu."
"Oh~~"
Yifei suddenly realized: "She's going to stir up a scandal at this time? Isn't she afraid that Guan Gu will be jealous? But what does this have to do with the unscrupulous vendors?"
Zhang Wei explained helplessly, "It's fine if my girlfriend doesn't want to spend Christmas with Guan Gu, but if the two things happen at the same time, it won't be good if Guan Gu cuts his own belly or cuts the belly of the unscrupulous vendor. I have to help keep an eye on Guan Gu."
Yifei was helpless: "Are you sure you can watch it?"
Zhang Wei shook his head: "I don't think I can keep an eye on it."
Yifei said with some regret: "I want to go traveling with Zeng Xiaoxian, otherwise I can help."
Zhang Wei held Wu Yue's hand and lamented, "I'm so miserable. I hope Guan Gu doesn't do anything well now. Guan Gu prepared a big meal and gifts. But when he found out Youyou stood him up, the probability of Guan Gu committing seppuku increased. That's why I asked him to do less, so that I can persuade him better later."
Xiang Yu suddenly found that Zhang Wei was indeed quite clever, but unfortunately Guan Gu’s reputation as the jealous king was not earned for nothing.
Zhang Wei was very distressed now, and turned to ask Xiang Yu and Yi Fei: "What good ideas do you have?"
Yifei spread her hands and said, "I'm going on a trip with Zeng Xiaoxian tomorrow, so I don't have time."
Zhang Wei said calmly, "I have to warn you. If Youyou tells Guan Gu about this tonight, and if Guan Gu commits seppuku tonight, then none of us will be able to have a good Christmas. Are you sure you don't have time now?"
Yifei was stunned for a moment, and thought that if Guan Gu wanted to commit suicide by cutting his stomach or cut Zhang Wei's stomach, could everyone really just ignore it?
Although such a thing is almost impossible to happen, it is still necessary to resolve the problem for the harmony, safety and stability of the apartment.
Wu Yue thought for a moment and said, "How about we tell Guan Gu about this now?"
"What if Youyou's plans change and she doesn't want to start a scandal anymore?"
Zhang Wei thought about it and Youyou hadn't made up her mind yet. If she refused the company's arrangement, wouldn't we be the bad guys?
Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "It's actually not a big deal. We can start with Guan Gu's weakness."
"What's Guan Gu's weakness?"
"Guan Gu's machismo determines that he is very proud."
Xiang Yu also hoped that Guan Gu would be more obedient and not affect his Christmas.
Yifei's eyes suddenly lit up: "I understand, how about we play hard to get and fight poison with poison?"
Zhang Wei asked curiously, "What do you mean by fighting poison with poison?"
Yifei thought for a moment and said, "Guan Gu's traditional method is to cry, make a scene, and then cut the abdomen. We just need to control this method for him."
"what?"
Zhang Wei scratched his head, not understanding what Yifei was saying.
Xiang Yu corrected him: "It should be one roar, two anger, three seppuku."
Yifei smiled and said, "Yes, that's right. We can give Guan Gu a knife specially made for seppuku, and then deliberately leak some news to Guan Gu, saying that we are waiting to see his seppuku show."
Xiang Yu smiled and said, "What a good idea! Now we can even save on Christmas presents."
Wu Yue was still a little worried, "What if he really commits seppuku? Wouldn't our knife become a murder weapon?"
"There is."
Yifei snapped her fingers and said, "Let's go find Xiaohei to make a fake one."
(End of this chapter)
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