The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 519 Marriage Examination Package
Chapter 519 Marriage Examination Package
Room 3602 Sekiya.
Guan Gu was drawing and Youyou was surfing the Internet.
"Guan Guan! This family meal is really good!"
Youyou's words interrupted Guan Gu's painting thoughts. Guan Gu put down his brush, turned his head and said, "Honey, I don't want to eat KFC anymore. I just had KFC yesterday."
Youyou explained: "It's not food. I saw a great value premarital checkup package. It's definitely a good deal."
"Marriage examination?"
Guan Gu slid over on his roller skates with a puzzled look on his face.
"Introducing New Orleans technology, colorful discounts to share happiness, a full set of examinations without missing anything, make an appointment now and save 99.8 yuan immediately, and it will be more affordable to do a pregnancy test after the marriage check-up, and the second time will be half price."
Youyou recited the advertising lines very fluently.
“So good value?!”
After Guan Gu sighed, he asked, "But what does this have to do with us?"
"We are getting married soon, but we haven't done the premarital medical examination yet."
"It's not necessary to do it, so don't make trouble for no reason."
Guan Gu's face was full of resistance.
"This is science, it's about family happiness and the health of future generations, and it's critical to improving the quality of marriages."
Youyou's tone is very similar to that of the announcer in the advertisements of the government propaganda unit.
Guan Gu shrank back and complained, "Hey, this is Aunt Bai from the Street Office's line, right?"
Youyou smiled and said, "It is said that if you actively respond to the government's call, you can be rated as a five-good youth."
Guan Gu stood up from his chair, stretched his waist and said, "You are here for the award."
“The offer is very attractive.”
Youyou changed the subject and said, "Guan Guan, Aunt Bai said that many young couples nowadays ignore premarital checkups. Xiaowen and Xiaozhe from Building 2 found out two years after their marriage that the man had a latent mental illness. From one day on, Xiaozhe had been imagining that he was a toilet and always squatted in the toilet and would not come out, just like Zhanbo's aunt imagining that she was a mushroom."
Youyou is indeed a loud speaker, and is very familiar with all the gossip happening in the entire community.
Guan Gu said subconsciously: "Then he has to be sent to the hospital. Narnia is very suitable for him."
Youyou spread out her hands and said, "But his wife Xiaowen refused to agree, saying that if that happened, they would have no toilet at home."
Guan Gu was stunned and said, "They are such a perfect match!"
Youyou smiled and said, "So, if you do a premarital checkup, these tragedies can be avoided."
In the iPartment bar.
Ziqiao, Xiang Yu and Zhang Wei were discussing the problem of Zhang Wei's old antique notebook.
"I think the theft of my QQ number has nothing to do with my computer. It was purely an accident. If we have to determine who is responsible, the security guards bear the greatest responsibility."
Zhang Wei first defined the QQ theft incident.
Xiang Yu immediately retorted: "I think the user has the greatest responsibility. Who knows what irregular websites you visited with your computer?"
"No way~"
Zhang Wei's face was full of guilt.
"Wait, you go to that kind of website when you have a girlfriend?"
Ziqiao seemed to have some shocking secret.
Suddenly, Ziqiao and Xiang Yu's eyes became playful.
Zhang Wei didn't want to be labeled as a weird person, so he quickly explained, "I really didn't do that. I was just watching TV series on a pirated website, and then I got the virus."
"That's not right. The computers in our apartment have never been infected by a virus. With Sanmao, the artificial intelligence housekeeper, there is no way such a thing could happen."
"Unless you forbid Sanmao from taking over your computer."
Ziqiao pondered for a while, looked at Zhang Wei with suspicion, and expressed his doubts.
Xiang Yu and Ziqiao looked at each other and smiled. What was the secret in Zhang Wei’s computer?
【Zhang Wei: Who doesn’t have secrets in their computer? Besides, how could I give the secrets in my computer to another person for safekeeping, even if it is not a human?】
At this time, Guan Gu and You You walked in from outside.
"You're here just in time. Please give me and Guan Gu some suggestions."
Ziqiao looked at them suspiciously: "What's the problem this time?"
Youyou got straight to the point: "I think we should do a premarital checkup before marriage, but Guan Gu refused to do it. A premarital checkup is different from a regular physical examination. It can detect all kinds of hidden dangers in organs and genes. Mental illness is only a part of it."
Guan Gu insisted, "I just learned a lesson. Sometimes, a premarital checkup means trouble. Honey, no matter whether the result is good or bad, we will get married anyway, but if there is any problem, it will be a psychological burden."
Youyou insisted, "But we're going to be husband and wife soon, so what's wrong with getting to know each other better?"
Guan Gu remained silent.
"So~"
Zi Qiao finally understood: "What lesson have you learned?
Xiang Yu, Zhang Wei, and Zi Qiao all glanced at Guan Gu's lower body.
Guan Gu shuddered: "What are you thinking? It's not what you think."
"What's that like? Guan Gu, you're not really having problems, are you?"
There was something seriously wrong with Ziqiao's eyes.
Youyou suddenly thought of the key point, "Yeah, Guan Gu, you haven't checked it, where did you learn the lesson?"
Guan Gu subconsciously retorted: "Who said I didn't check?"
"Guan Gu, have you had a premarital medical examination?"
Zhang Wei's eyes widened. He, who was almost getting married, had never done a premarital checkup, but he didn't expect Guan Gu to have done one! Wait, who did Guan Gu do a premarital checkup with?
There was murderous intent in Youyou's eyes.
Guan Gu quickly explained: "It's not a marriage check-up, it's a physical check-up. That year, I just came to the Flower Country, and after entering the country, I was arranged to have a full body check-up. When checking for hernia, the doctor laughed at my lower body for no apparent reason.
When I asked him what he was laughing at, he said he wasn't laughing. Then I asked him if I had any problems, he said no, it was normal. Then he laughed again.
I will never forget that smile, which was full of contempt and ridicule. For a long time since then, I have been living in the shadow of inferiority!"
"But you're really fine."
Youyou looked confused. She and Guan Gu had been together for so long, it was quite normal.
Guan Gu continued, "A year later, I went for another physical examination and happened to meet that doctor again. Then I understood that his face was oily and his nose was not straight enough, so his glasses would slide down. He was wearing gloves and it was inconvenient to hold them up, so he used the muscles on his cheekbones to hold up his glasses, which was why he had such a contemptuous and mocking expression."
After that, Guan Gu gave everyone a demonstration.
"Hahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
Xiang Yu and others looked at the expression on Guanggu's face and started laughing. This reason was really amazing.
Ziqiao suddenly realized, "Once you've been electrocuted, you'll be afraid of the internet for ten years. No wonder you didn't have a decent girlfriend when you first came to the apartment. So this is the reason."
"Try it. It's really scary to be stared at and laughed at by others."
Guan Gu's tone revealed a bit of sadness. Guan Gu didn't want to say too much about this topic. If he said too much, he would appear to be unconfident. If the capital was strong enough, Guan Gu seemed to have no reason to be unconfident.
Although this topic has a hint of sexual content, we are all adults and there is nothing embarrassing about talking about it.
Youyou comforted Guan Gu, "It's okay, we'll find a reliable doctor this time."
"It's been proven that you shouldn't get a checkup unless it's absolutely necessary. It's just a trivial matter, but it makes you nervous for no reason. A physical checkup makes one person nervous, while a marriage checkup makes two people nervous together."
Guan Gu’s logic is like searching for your medical condition on Baidu when you are sick.
"It's just a misunderstanding! Can't we just clear it up? Why worry about it so much?"
Youyou persuaded her. She didn't understand why Guan Gu was so scared. What's the big deal? And it's been several years.
"I don't think it's necessary."
Guan Gu still sticks to his point of view.
Ziqiao smiled and said, "Guan Gu, don't you understand your aunt yet? The more you resist, the more curious she becomes!"
Guan Gu complained: "What is there to be curious about? Do you have to let me show her the sequence of my DNA before you give up?"
Youyou insisted, "Lovers should have secrets, both psychologically and physically. The book says that omniscience is good for relationships between the sexes."
"Wouldn't it be nice to have some privacy?"
Guan Gu and You You started arguing again as they talked.
Zi Qiao interrupted, "Okay, didn't you ask us to give you some suggestions? Then let me be fair. Curiosity is understandable, but sometimes, knowing too much can affect your happiness index."
After that, Ziqiao and Guan Gu clapped their hands and said in unison: "Yes!"
Youyou said speechlessly: "Hey, you two have colluded, right?"
"No!"
Ziqiao glanced at Guan Gu.
"He said no."
Youyou widened her eyes: "I saw you looking at him"
"Really not!"
Ziqiao glanced at Guan Gu again.
"Again!"
Youyou refused to believe Ziqiao's words, it really didn't seem like there was no collusion.
Guan Gu quickly stepped forward to explain: "This is your family's tradition. The more you forbid him to do it, the more he wants to do it."
Youyou was dissatisfied and looked at Xiang Yu, "Xiang Yu, what do you think?"
Xiang Yu smiled and said, "This time, I'll stand in the middle. Because whether you have a premarital checkup or not, you two are going to get married."
"what?"
Youyou looked at Xiang Yu in disbelief. She didn't expect Xiang Yu to be neutral.
Xiang Yu had no choice. In the original drama, Youyou must have had some health problems, and it was a fertility problem. Guan Gu even ran away and returned to Neon because of this. If the two of them didn't go for a premarital checkup, there might not be this problem.
But without a premarital medical checkup, there is no way to prove that Youyou has any health problems.
"Zhang Wei~"
Youyou asked Zhang Wei.
Zhang Wei was silent for a moment and said, "I don't know. I think it's better to keep some secrets."
"You're right. We should listen more to the opinions of the masses."
A hint of joy suddenly appeared on Guan Gu's face.
Zhang Wei chuckled, "But if there is a free premarital checkup, that's fine too."
Youyou was so angry that she turned around and left.
Xiang Yu was thinking about how to get Nuolan to take Youyou for a check-up?
(End of this chapter)
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