The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 546 Chaotic Press Conference
Chapter 546 Chaotic Press Conference
After Peter Zhu left, Xiang Yu and the other two began to walk around the technological egg.
Teacher Zeng subconsciously asked: "What on earth is this thing?"
Ziqiao pressed a button and the hatch opened: "Oh my god, this works!"
Teacher Zeng immediately said, "It's you who's the one who's impatient this time!"
"Welcome to Digger One. Please confirm the driver's identity."
"I am artificial intelligence pg12138, please confirm your identity."
Xiang Yu and his companions looked at the two seats in the cockpit, glanced at each other, and immediately squeezed in. Just kidding, whoever gets in first will get to sit in.
Suddenly, the tech egg vibrated.
Teacher Zeng said fearfully, "What's going on? Isn't this egg going to explode?"
"Don't worry, I won't start it before I confirm your identity~"
"Then why are we moving?"
"Because we're on a lift, idiot."
The tech egg cursed, and then continued to repeat: "Please confirm your identity."
Xiang Yu said to the screen in front of him: "How do I confirm this identity?!"
Number One calmly repeated, "Please confirm your identity."
Zi Qiao complained: "I didn't expect this egg to be a repeater."
Teacher Zeng thought for a moment and said, "It looks like the driver should be yellow, black and red. I just wonder if we can make a fake ID?"
"If you don't recognize me as your master, I will blow up your ball."
Xiang Yu is trying to threaten artificial intelligence 12138.
At this time, the cell phone rang. Xiang Yu picked it up and saw that it was Nuolan calling.
"Hey, Xiang Yu, where are you? Come in quickly, we are ready to take action."
"We~"
Xiang Yu turned on the external voice and said, "We have encountered a hidden plot. We will give you a surprise later."
"Surprise, what surprise?"
Suddenly, Mika's voice appeared on the phone, "The bad guys just released a ball! Come quickly."
"The ball you're talking about isn't it a giant egg that looks round?"
"Ah~ How did you know?"
"Because we are inside the egg."
Artificial Idiot 12138 continued: "Please confirm your identity."
Meijia, who was outside, pointed at Digger No. 1 and said speechlessly: "Hey, they are all in the ball."
"Huh? How did you get in?"
At this time, at the press conference on the stage, Huang Heihong was saying with saliva flying:
"We developed the Jedi 1. In order to strive for perfection, we made a slight modification. Yes, the real protagonist today is the Digger 2!"
As they were talking, Digger No. 2, a huge robot, stepped onto the stage of the press conference and stood behind Huang, Hei and Hong.
"The most advanced tomb-robbing solution, Digger II, has a retro design, super firepower, and complies with the National V emission standards, making your tomb-robbing journey invincible!"
Along with the explanation, Digger No. 2 began to show itself in all aspects.
Yifei exclaimed: "This robot is really cool!"
Wu Yue and Mei Jia also nodded repeatedly. Although the design was not very good, it had many barrels and a large caliber, which was very domineering!
The tomb robbers present became fanatical.
Looking at the enthusiastic crowd, Nuolan frowned and asked, "What should we do now?"
Yifei looked around and asked, "Where did the tomb-robbing triangle go?"
Mei Jia immediately said, "Brother has gone to get the plane. Wu Xie and Fatty seem to have a plan. We just need to wait for the opportunity to move out."
"I question it!"
At this time, Zhang Wei, the last man left on the scene, suddenly raised his hand in a domineering manner and said loudly: "This thing is just an exhibit. Apart from being beautiful, we have no idea how practical it is! Right!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the scene suddenly became quiet and the atmosphere was no longer so fanatical.
"That's exactly what I'm going to say next. I will personally use the Jedi II to flatten the Yunding Palace and crack the eternal mystery of the bronze door. This will be my first show at the local digging site!"
"Wow~!!!"
Seeing the crowd becoming even more fanatical, the four women looked at Zhang Wei speechlessly, "You are in the same group as the opposite side, right?"
Zhang Wei pulled up his one-eyed dragon eye patch, revealing his intact eye, and asked again: "What does that have to do with us?"
"You've hit the nail on the head. Jedi No. 2, all the profits we make from this visit to the tomb will be shared with you!"
Huang Heihong was very satisfied at the moment. Where did this supporting actor come from? He must be invited to the next press conference.
It is not a support but it is better than a support, the effect is so good.
Yifei complained: "Zhang Wei, was it the same when you were in court?"
"I object!"
Wu Xie suddenly appeared and walked onto the stage.
As one of the iron triangles in the tomb-robbing world, Wu Xie is very well-known in the circle.
There was a lot of discussion in the audience.
"What's going on?"
Wu Xie said seriously, "Everyone, the secret of the bronze door will only bring greater disasters, don't let this old white-haired man deceive you!"
Wu Xie was about to step forward and take his lines to the protagonist, but he was stopped by a group of security personnel dressed as foreign mercenaries, who said coldly: "Go down."
Wu Xie was planning to say a few words to see if he could stop the tomb robbers off the scene.
A mercenary leader suddenly pointed a pistol at Wu Xie's head.
Wu Xie's smile was gradually replaced by solemnity, and he slowly raised his hands.
Huang Heihong looked at Wu Xie proudly and said, "For today's press conference, I have also set up a special segment to destroy Digger No. 1 in public to express our determination to pursue perfection. Let us count down to the arrival of the new Digger King."
After saying that, Huang Heihong picked up a game console controller, the kind that used to be a retro version of the Subor learning machine, and pressed the button.
"Weapons activated!"
The weapon in Digger No. 2's hand was aimed directly at Digger No. 1.
"Don't worry, I'll find a way to get this egg to open a door for me, and I can finish this villain off with a sneak attack."
Nuolan said worriedly, "It's too late."
Meijia said anxiously: "Ziqiao, did you hear that? Your ball is going to be blown up!"
"What?!!"
Ziqiao stared blankly. "Please confirm your identity."
Teacher Zeng collapsed and said, "You are not artificial intelligence at all. I think you are artificial retardation! Open your eyes and look. You are about to die!"
Xiang Yu also became anxious and shouted, "Hey! You idiot, check what's going on outside!"
"Activate observation mode."
Digger 2 released two electronic eye cameras.
Facing the camera are two huge Gatling guns on the left and right hands of a huge robot, which are currently rotating.
"Shit! Damn identity confirmation! Manual survival mode, activated!"
The artificial idiot also had a desire to survive, and a ball rose up in the cabin instantly.
Teacher Zeng said in bewilderment, "Wow! What is this?"
Zi Qiao guessed: "How do we play this?"
"attack!"
"Da da da……"
Digger No. 2 outside began to shoot at Digger No. 1 with a machine gun without mercy.
Xiang Yu quickly began to rub the ball, thinking that the ball would feel similar to a steering wheel.
The result feels very different from practice.
Although Digger No. 1 avoided the machine gun fire by turning a corner, Xiang Yu used too much force and Digger No. 1 fell into a spin.
"Go forward and kill the guy with the microphone."
"Which way is front?"
The three people in the ball were all dizzy and their directions were really confusing. Digger No. 1 was swaying around on the stage.
Fatty Wang and Wu Xie, who was being pointed at by a gun, looked at each other. Fatty Wang took out two grenades from his arms and threw them at Huang Heihong.
"Defense mode on!"
Digger No. 2 instantly blew up two grenades in mid-air, and Wu Xie took the opportunity to dodge the mercenary's gun.
There was chaos off the field, and the tomb robbers all wanted to leave through the entrance.
"Kill them."
Huang Heihong issued orders to his mercenaries.
The mercenaries nodded, raised their guns and were about to shoot, but a cross ice pick suddenly appeared and knocked out one of the mercenaries, who was Yifei.
"Aha!"
Yifei used a roundhouse kick to kick another person away, then dodged the shooting, came to another enemy, strangled him with an ice pick, and slammed him to the ground.
"boom!"
Wu Xie and Fatty Wang found a cover and started fighting with the mercenaries.
The fierce fight made everyone in the audience even more panicked, and they all ran away in panic.
"Bang! Bang! Crack."
Soon Wu Xie and Fatty Wang ran out of bullets. Looking at the mercenaries who were shooting at them with guns, Fatty Wang frowned. Is he going to die here today?
Just when Fatty Wang was in despair, Digger No. 1 suddenly ran over and blocked all the bullets.
Xiang Yu was just planning to hit the yellow, black and red players directly with the ball, but Digger No. 2 stood in the middle.
Ziqiao opened the back door and waved to Wu Xie and Fatty, "Come up! Quick!"
Fatty Wang and Wu Xie quickly boarded Digger No. 1.
Xiang Yu dribbled the ball and escaped again.
Offstage, Yifei was killing people everywhere, while Zhang Wei and the others hid behind cover, raised their guns above their heads, and began to shoot in a metaphysical manner.
On the other side, the new driver Xiang Yu was driving the Digger No. 1 and playing pinball games. He crashed around on the field and finally knocked down the load-bearing wall of the press conference. It seemed that the press conference venue was about to collapse.
"Driver, wait for me!"
"I haven't gone up yet!"
"Pull over!"
Xiang Yu quickly asked the artificial retard 12138 to open the goal. After everyone in the apartment had entered the goal, Xiang Yu was pressed by someone and said speechlessly: "It's overloaded. I told you guys a long time ago that you can just wait for us at home."
Mika asked in confusion: "Hey, why aren't we moving?"
"Move quickly!"
Ziqiao pushed the body next to him.
Teacher Zeng complained, “Ah, hurry up, I feel like I’m about to be crushed to death!”
Yifei fumbled around and said, "Hey, let me do it. I can touch it. Let's try it together."
Teacher Zeng said excitedly: "Oh, oh, oh, don't move! That's my ball!"
"Aren't you an experienced driver?"
"I'm an experienced driver, but this is my first time teeing off!"
Xiang Yu couldn't really reach the trackball, so he complained, "Is there no automatic driving?"
At this time, Digger No. 2 walked out from the smoke of the ruins.
"Bang bang bang!"
Digger Two aimed directly at Digger One and started firing, firing the rocket launcher on its shoulder and the chassis at the same time.
At this moment, Digger No. 1 also became anxious.
"Auto-avoid mode, activated!"
Digger No. 1 "whoosh" and ran around the market, using various cover to hide.
For a moment, the entire market turned into a war ruin.
"Over there, there's a hole you can get out of."
Digger No. 1 braked suddenly, changed direction, and rushed out of the cave.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but soon they were stunned and a feeling of weightlessness came over them.
"Are we falling?"
"what!"
“I’m going to die!!!”
At this moment, a plane suddenly spun out, opened its rear compartment, and caught Digger No. 1.
The young man looked at the entrance of the cave expressionlessly, and exchanged a look with the yellow, black and red inside. Then he put on his sunglasses calmly and drove away in a dashing manner.
(End of this chapter)
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