The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 565 The Girl Who Cursed Ziqiao in Those Years

"Are you hallucinating?"

Teacher Zeng pondered for a while and it seemed that Ziqiao was not lying in order to avoid getting the marriage certificate. Well, it was mainly because Ziqiao would not be so nervous that his hands would shake when he lied.

Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment and said, "You didn't eat Yifei's egg fried rice, did you?"

"what?"

Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng were both shocked. Teacher Zeng swallowed nervously. Has the darkness level of Yifei's fried rice increased again?

"I didn't eat it? Who would dare to eat that thing except Teacher Zeng!"

Teacher Zeng rolled his eyes and retorted, "Although Yifei's egg fried rice may occasionally have some extra messy stuff, it's not poisonous."

"Then you're done. You're hallucinating, an early symptom of mental illness."

Xiang Yu was also speechless. What was going on?

Ziqiao's face showed a trace of nervousness: "No way, you mean this isn't a curse? But I have an ex-girlfriend in front of me who is cursing me."

"What did she curse you for?"

Xiang Yu was a little curious, Ziqiao's mental state did seem very bad.

"She cursed that sooner or later I would understand what true pain is?"

After saying that, Ziqiao slapped his thigh and said, "I know. She cursed me for having kidney stones last time."

"Then this curse isn't that powerful."

Teacher Zeng thought about it with a smile, thinking that the curse of kidney stones had already come true, so it was nothing.

"Some curses are not only powerful, but once they come true, the consequences are disastrous."

Ziqiao began to talk incessantly about the various curses that his ex-girlfriends had placed on him.

"For example, there was a woman who kept cursing me that I would never be with the person I loved. Another woman cursed me to have Mercury retrograde every day, another cursed me to fall into a ditch and never stand up after getting the marriage certificate, another cursed me to have a car accident, and yes, there was also a woman named Fiona who cursed me to get divorced on the day I got the marriage certificate."

"Mercury retrograde, falling into a ditch, overturning the car."

Teacher Zeng was stunned for a while, and suddenly said seriously: "How can it fail? As long as you don't cheat, it won't fail."

"I'm worried about a curse. If the curse comes true, it will not only hurt me, but also Mika."

Ziqiao expressed his biggest concern, that he did deserve the punishment, but it would be bad if it affected Meijia.

Teacher Zeng raised his hand and interrupted, "Wait a minute, why is it a poker face?"

Zi Qiao explained shamelessly: "I have so many ex-girlfriends, how can I remember what all of them look like? Just now, there was a Three of Hearts who cursed me to death in front of me."

Teacher Zeng suddenly discovered a blind spot: "It's the Ten of Clover that caused you to have kidney stones? It's the Three of Hearts that cursed you to death?"

Zi Qiao explained: "Curse me to death is the most common curse and the least effective, so it is a small curse. Once I pretended to be dumb and hooked up with a Five of Spades. When we broke up, she cursed me to become dumb.

Oh, now I remember that I was hoarse for three days at that time."

Ziqiao began to match his situation with the curse.

Xiang Yu complained: "That's because you ate too many cold drinks and got a cold from the air conditioner."

Ziqiao said seriously, "There was also a Seven of Diamonds. I tricked her into being my girlfriend and taking me to Diamond. When we broke up, she cursed me to fall back to Bronze. Sure enough, I fell all the way back to Bronze, and I couldn't get any higher even if I spent money."

Xiang Yu said seriously: "That's because you are bad. Is it possible that your strength level is bronze?"

Ziqiao was about to continue giving examples, as there were simply too many such examples.

Xiang Yu interrupted, "Stop, don't be so picky."

"Zi Qiao, don't stand here. It's our turn to take pictures. Hurry up."

Just when Xiang Yu was about to brainwash Ziqiao, Mei Jia rushed over wearing a pink racing driver's outfit.

Ziqiao took a look at Meijia's clothes and complained, "Why are you dressed like this? Can you change into something else?"

Teacher Zeng carefully reminded: "Why does this feel like a racing driver? Getting married is not like driving a car!"

"Hehe, this means that our lives will be on the fast track from today on."

Mijia pointed at her clothes with a proud look on her face. She had spent a long time choosing them.

"But it doesn't seem to match Ziqiao's suit very well."

Xiang Yu also felt that Meijia's style was a little bit inconsistent.

Meijia looked down at her clothes, then at Ziqiao. She decided to change into another one. The one with two big bows would be nice, symbolizing love. "Is it going to fail?"

Ziqiao muttered to himself, as if he heard the sound of a car overturning sooner or later coming from the surroundings. Looking up, he saw countless ex-girlfriends with poker faces appearing nearby, whispering around him.

"what!"

Ziqiao was so scared that he covered his head and screamed.

"Lü Ziqiao, what are you yelling about? Let's go, let's take some pictures."

Meijia pulled Ziqiao over and walked towards the photo-taking location.

After the two left.

Teacher Zeng asked in confusion: "Zi Qiao does not look normal, is he really mentally ill?"

"I was just joking with you, did you take it seriously? But Ziqiao's expression is indeed very real, as if he was seeing an illusion."

Xiang Yu complained: "Wait, Mr. Zeng, how long has it been since your fan club gave you mushrooms?"

Teacher Zeng was stunned and said in confusion: "That mushroom is a local specialty and is not poisonous. Besides, even if it is poisonous, it will be fine if it is cooked."

Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "Fresh mushrooms are fine, but it's hard to say about expired ones. This thing has a very short shelf life. It was sent from Alashan, so it won't be expired."

After saying that, Xiang Yu started searching for information about Alxa white mushrooms on Baidu on his mobile phone.

"Well, let me think about it! Assuming they picked it and sent it to me right after, it would take at least two days to deliver it by express. Adding these few days, it would probably take a week."

Teacher Zeng started counting on his fingers.

"That's right, you can only keep that thing for three days. And it was given to you by Lisa, so who knows how many days it stayed with Lisa."

Xiang Yu turned the phone over and smiled at Teacher Zeng.

Teacher Zeng's eyes widened and he swallowed his saliva: "You mean, Ziqiao got mushroom poisoning? But didn't he just say that he didn't eat egg fried rice?"

Xiang Yu thought about it and said, "When Yifei was making egg fried rice just now, there was smoke all over the place. It's possible that he absorbed it through the smoke. By the way, Ziqiao seemed to have eaten a bite of mushroom. Yifei made egg fried rice in just 5 minutes. The mushroom might not have been cooked at all, and it was expired."

"Depend on."

Teacher Zeng was speechless. He was poisoned? He was really unlucky. Then he realized, "So, Ziqiao had hallucinations because of food poisoning after eating expired white mushrooms?"

"Nine times out of ten, yes."

Xiang Yu said with certainty: "After Ziqiao ate the expired white mushrooms, he probably saw the scene he was most worried about. That's why he saw all kinds of poker-faced ex-girlfriends."

"What should we do? Should we send Ziqiao to the hospital to have his stomach pumped?"

Teacher Zeng was very concerned, after all, the mushrooms were sent by his fans, and it was Yifei who cooked them.

"Probably not."

Xiang Yu touched his chin and said hesitantly: "Nothing has happened so far, it shouldn't be a big problem, it's just one mouthful, I guess I just need to drink more water to speed up my metabolism."

"Is this true? Why do I feel like you are fooling me?"

Teacher Zeng asked with some suspicion.

Yifei, Nuolan and Wu Yue came over.

Yifei complained, "What are you two talking about here? Why don't you go over there?"

Teacher Zeng hesitated for a moment, and then he thought, forget it, he was leaving anyway, and he wouldn't have to eat the dark food by himself anymore. So he smiled and said, "Nothing? Just discussing your cooking skills getting better day by day."

Xiang Yu shook his head and said jokingly, "Yes! Teacher Zeng said that he will miss you when he can't eat the egg fried rice you made. He asked you to make the egg fried rice, refrigerate it and send it to him."

Wu Yue smiled and said, "Wow~ Teacher Zeng and Yifei's relationship is so sweet."

Yifei changed the subject somewhat embarrassedly and asked, "What's going on, Ziqiao? Are you still so nervous?"

"He is indeed ready to get married with Meijia, but he is so nervous because he is worried that his ex-girlfriend will come after him."

Xiang Yu thought about it and decided not to tell the three people about the expired mushrooms.

If she takes Ziqiao to the hospital, she will definitely not be able to get the marriage certificate today. Missing this auspicious day will definitely make Meijia feel uncomfortable, and this discomfort may stay in her heart for the rest of her life.

Besides, Meijia is pregnant, so she definitely can't wait until a year later for an auspicious day. She can't get married with a child a year later.

The last consideration is that if Meijia and Ziqiao quarrel in the future, today's old account might be brought up.

Anyway, Ziqiao doesn't seem to have anything to do at the moment, so he'll just take it one step at a time and decide after taking the photos.

(End of this chapter)