Chapter 589 The party is over
When Xiang Yu found Ziqiao and others, he was stunned to see Huang Baoqiang and Hu Qiang fighting each other.

That's right, one was drunk and could hardly walk steadily, and the other was doing some weird boxing, and the two of them were fighting blindly.

"what's the situation?"

Xiang Yu’s head was full of question marks.

“Make friends through martial arts.”

Ziqiao explained the matter concisely.

"So after you woke up Huang Baoqiang, he thought it was impossible that Dali, a weak-looking woman, could have beaten him, so he immediately suspected you two men, and then you, Ziqiao, pushed the blame on Hu Qiang."

Xiang Yu really couldn't imagine that such a thing would happen.

Ziqiao spread his hands and said, "You can't blame me. I'm old and I don't look like I'd hit anyone."

Dali explained: "I said I beat him, but he didn't believe me, and then Hu Qiang insisted that he beat him."

Xiang Yu immediately understood that Hu Qiang wanted to save the beauty.

"Later, Hu Qiang apologized to him, and the matter was over."

"Then why are they fighting again now?"

Zi Qiao nodded and said, "As a result, Huang Baoqiang said that he was from Shaolin Temple. It is impossible for ordinary people to knock him out easily. He insisted on reliving his youth and making friends through martial arts."

Just as they were talking, Huang Baoqiang used Shaolin Iron Head Kung Fu to hit Hu Qiang.

Hu Qiang dodged and took several steps back. Huang Baoqiang didn't know if he was really drunk, but he lowered his head and bumped into him again, but his direction was a few points off.

"Duang!"

Huang Baoqiang hit his head against the wall and fainted again.

"Uh~"

"Otherwise, let's run."

After all, Huang Baoqiang was a trained man, so he wasn't seriously injured. After being poured with a basin of cold water, he regained consciousness.

Xiang Yu took Hu Qiang, Dali and Ziqiao and went straight back. Zhang Wei and Wu Yue said they wanted to celebrate and took a taxi back.

In the back seat, Dali sat next to Hu Qiang and handed him a small packaged cake.

"You've been working hard all day, are you hungry?"

Hu Qiang said calmly: "Who said I used too much force? I was just being casual today."

However, after seeing Dali's half-smile, Hu Qiang took the food, lowered his head, and said disappointedly: "Okay, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Our first date was not perfect."

Dali laughed and said, "Actually, this is my first date with a boyfriend. No matter what, I feel very happy."

Hu Qiang said in disbelief: "Come on, stop comforting me, I must have lost a lot of points, right?"

Dali smiled and said, "If you care too much about the score, you won't perform well."

Hu Qiang thought for a moment and said, "Tell me, how many points were deducted? I can work hard and earn back the points I lost!"

Dali smiled and said, "I can't answer you now, because I have to score you in three areas: psychology, philosophy, and biology. There are three major items, seven minor items, and 47 sub-items in total. I have to go back and calculate them before I can tell you the exact score."

Just hearing this, Hu Qiang was already confused.

Xiang Yu and Ziqiao in the front row looked at each other.

Do young people nowadays pay attention to science when it comes to dating?
Hu Qiang was stunned. He was indeed a top student. He didn't expect the boyfriend rating system to be so complicated.

"I wanted to give you a surprise date, but I didn't expect it to turn out like this."

Dali smiled and said, "Although the dating process was not smooth, it is still a good memory considering the long enough time span."

"beautiful memories?"

"There is a Romeo and Juliet law in love. When two people are together, the more difficult things they go through and the more memorable things they have, the further they are likely to go and the deeper their love will be."

Hearing Dali's words, Hu Qiang perked up, "So, this is all good news?"

Dali shrugged and said, "I guess so. I will still remember it when I recall it in the future."

Ziqiao suddenly said, "This kind of memory is like Meijia's Tathagata Palm. The more it hurts, the more you remember it."

Xiang Yu said disdainfully: "Haven't you been slapped enough by girls over the years?"

After that, Xiang Yu asked with concern: "You have been looking for a job recently, but have you not found anything?"

Ziqiao was also helpless. He never thought that finding a job would be so difficult. He had been looking for almost a month but found nothing.

"After what happened today, I feel like I can't delay it any longer. I just happened to have made some money today, so I'll go back and cancel the company, and then continue looking for it."

"The same is true for Zhang Wei."

Xiang Yu asked curiously, "It's been a month, and he still hasn't found a suitable tenant?"

Ever since Hu Qiang moved into 3604, Zhang Wei has been thinking about finding another tenant so that he can earn as much as possible.

As Zhang Wei's eldest nephew, Hu Qiang is quite familiar with this matter: "My uncle has found several people himself, but he is not satisfied with any of them." "This is a roommate recruitment, not an interview, why are there still people who are not satisfied?"

Ziqiao was shocked. Does this also depend on academic qualifications?
"It's not my uncle who is dissatisfied, it's others who are dissatisfied."

Hu Qiang said weakly: "One woman said that my uncle looked perverted and was afraid that he would rush into her room in the middle of the night. Some people thought it was too expensive. Some people were better at bargaining than my uncle. Anyway, after more than half a month of searching, there were more than one or two people who looked at the house, but none of them were satisfied."

Xiang Yu complained: "Love Apartment houses are still very popular. It has taken so long to find a tenant. Zhang Wei is so unlucky!"

Ziqiao nodded. "Zhang Wei has been unlucky for a long time. But the one who said Zhang Wei was a pervert was quite prescient."

Yes, Zhang Wei has sleepwalking! It is entirely possible that Zhang Wei could rush into her room.

This disease has not been cured yet.

"By the way, when you have nothing to do, please pay more attention to Curry Sauce. I think this girl has something on her mind. You are all new humans, so it will be easier for you to communicate."

Xiang Yu told Dali and Hu Qiang about what happened today when Curry Sauce got drunk.

When I returned to the apartment door, it was almost evening.

But when I just arrived at the sixth floor, I smelled a burnt smell!

Xiang Yu and others looked at each other and opened the door of 3601!
But the scene before him shocked Xiang Yu!
Xiang Yu's mouth twitched.

as predicted.

In the kitchen, Yifei was looking at the messy scene in front of her anxiously. Curry Sauce was still sleeping soundly on the sofa with saliva hanging from the corners of his mouth.

"I should have asked them to come back and order takeout. Why are they cooking such a good dish?"

Yifei covered her forehead.

Fortunately, Xiang Yu and the others haven't returned yet.

I still have time to deal with everything in front of me!
Just as Yifei was preparing to clean up the mess in the kitchen.

She glanced at him from the corner of her eye.

See Xiang Yu standing at the door.

I was kind of comforting myself that no one saw such an embarrassing scene.

Then I discovered it.

Xiang Yu was actually standing at the door!

"You guys are back? So soon!"

Yifei glanced at Xiang Yu, who suppressed his smile and nodded expressionlessly.

Dali poked his head out from behind and said, "Teacher Hu, let me help you."

Yifei waved her hand to hide her embarrassment and said, "No, I can handle these little things!"

Ziqiao was busy going back to see Meijia, Xiang Yu shook his head secretly,

Dali was cutting vegetables, while Hu Qiang was helping to wash them, just to keep him company.

Not long after, Xiang Yu came back, carrying two portions of braised dishes and several boxes of takeout.

"Here's your chance to show off. Bring two plates to serve the stewed food."

Xiang Yu threw what he had in his hand to Hu Qiang.

"I'll go call the others. Yifei, please stop being busy and give the young people a chance to exercise."

"Uncle Ziqiao, how can I make a girl truly fall in love with me?"

After dinner, Hu Qiang took out his mobile phone and asked Ziqiao for advice via WeChat.

A few minutes later, Ziqiao sent a string of text.

You are honest, passive, foolish, aloof, and poor. The probability of you charming a woman is 0, and even letting her look at you is redundant.

You are a warm man who can cook and help with housework. You will be able to pursue 10% of women.

You are handsome and tall, and you will charm 30% of women.

You are good at sweet talk and making big promises, and you can handle 50% of women.

If you are talented, emotionally stable, and gentle, you will attract 70% of women.

If you have a lot of money, you can get 90% of the women.

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, then typed: I have no money, I’m not handsome, and I don’t seem to be able to say sweet words.

Ziqiao replied: Don't worry, Dali belongs to the special 10%. You can have no money, no car, no house, and you may not be handsome, but you must show your progressive side. And give her a sense of mystery from time to time to satisfy the girl's curiosity.

I understand.

Hu Qiang put down his phone and began to think about how to show the reason for his ambition while also appearing mysterious?

(End of this chapter)

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