The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 644 Nine Admirals
After returning to 3601, I found that everyone else had already returned and was reading there.

Zhang Wei poured a few glasses of water and drank them all in one gulp: "I just want to die now!"

Yifei asked curiously, "What's wrong? Zhang Wei, is the renovation not going well?"

Wu Yue pulled Zhang Wei to sit down. Zhang Wei said with a bitter face, "It's more than just not going well! It's simply too unsuccessful. No, it's just really bad luck."

"Did you hit the load-bearing wall?"

"That's not the case."

Zhang Wei sighed, "It was mainly because the two workers knocking down the wall didn't understand Mandarin and misunderstood what I meant. I almost became the Nine Gates Admiral."

Everyone looked puzzled, and Xiang Yu added: "It's just a few more doors opened on the wall."

Everyone suddenly realized that this was the 'Nine Gates Admiral'.

Yifei jokingly said, "Isn't this good?"

"What a good thing!"

Zhang Wei said dissatisfiedly: "This is not the decoration I want at all. What's the point of having so many doors? Are you playing hide-and-seek?"

“The main thing is that we have a communication barrier.”

Zhang Wei sighed, "We don't understand what they say, and they don't understand what we say either. If we knocked wrong this time, we can correct it. But what if we knocked wrong next time and hit the load-bearing wall? Can we correct it then?"

Yifei nodded: "That's true."

Zhang Wei was helpless. It would be terrible if he hit the load-bearing wall.

Dali smiled and reminded, "But there is good news. I looked at your room layout and found that the load-bearing wall is marked incorrectly. From now on, you can change the room layout."

Zhang Wei became more and more angry as he spoke, "What era is this? How can there still be people who can't speak Mandarin?"

Hu Qiang said calmly: "Uncle, doesn't your Cantonese uncle also not speak Mandarin?"

"How can it be the same?"

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes. "Cantonese is widely used, and you can still communicate with others without learning Mandarin. But these two, whose language is so niche, didn't learn Mandarin. I'm afraid it's inconvenient for them to buy things on a daily basis."

Wu Yue thought for a moment and said, "Then why don't you ask them to stop coming tomorrow!"

"We told them not to come, but they didn't understand!"

Zhang Wei was helpless: "Besides, they are actually quite efficient and easy to talk to. They knocked on the wall really fast, knocking on nine doors at once."

Zhao Haitang suddenly said confidently: "Why not just treat them as deaf-mute people? I can communicate with them using gestures."

Dali was surprised and asked, "You actually know sign language?"

Zhao Haitang smiled and said, "No, but I can do it with just a look and a gesture."

As he said that, he stood up and made some strange poses, which made the people watching him stunned!

Dali said speechlessly: "I only saw the coquettishness."

Zhao Haitang explained: "This means: the mind is confused, the mind is broken, the sky is high and the sea is vast, and desire is seen."

Zhang Wei didn't understand a word and said dissatisfiedly, "Speak human language."

Zhao Haitang shrugged and explained, "What I mean is that my heart is broken. The world is so big, you should go and see it. You can go now."

Hu Qiang never forgets to attack his rival, "Do you think that you, a person who can't read a single word, understand your sign language?"

Zhang Wei nodded, seeming to agree with Hu Qiang's words: "Okay, nephew, you go tomorrow."

Zhao Haitang sighed: "Tsk~ Hey, people nowadays are too realistic, not poetic at all."

"You have a poetic mind. Last time you told the express driver that you would wait for him under a cloud that looked like a kitten, the express driver directly cancelled our order and called us crazy."

Dali suddenly remembered: "Oh, I suddenly remembered that I learned a kind of yoga that can concentrate the mind. It can stimulate the learning area of ​​the brain in a short period of time and greatly improve language memory and learning ability.

There are only a few hundred words used in daily communication. I can learn Fudong language while doing yoga, and maybe it will come in handy when I communicate with them!"

Zhao Haitang was surprised and said, "Yoga has this function? No wonder there are so many top students in India."

Zhang Wei was desperate now and said, "As long as it can be accomplished, I welcome it. But it has to be done as soon as possible. If it continues to be destroyed, my office will become a pavilion."

"Xiang Yu, what are you doing?"

Xiang Yu sighed: "I will continue to seek help online! If I'm lucky, I might meet one or two people who can understand me. At that time, I can just pay them to translate for me."

"This is the first time I've heard that someone has to pay to translate for renovations, and they're not foreign workers. Hu Qiang and I will go together tomorrow."

Wu Yue volunteered: "Isn't communication the most basic thing for me?"

Zhang Wei's eyes immediately lit up, because his girlfriend was a public relations manager, and communicating with people was a professional skill.
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On the other side, in the gym. "This time I'm live streaming my workout."

Curry Sauce was just showing off: "The cost of working out won't be very high, and everyone can watch. I've already discussed it with the owner of the gym, and he readily agreed!"

Ziqiao shook his head: "Tsk~ He's so happy that we can advertise for him for free! If our live broadcast room becomes popular, he will jump for joy."

Mika asked curiously, "What kind of character is this time?"

Curry Sauce said calmly: "Today's uncle's character is: a fitness expert who had a serious illness in middle age, repented, and devoted himself to exercise, Mr. Xiaobu."

Ziqiao was speechless: "This is too big a leap, isn't it? Yesterday you told me to keep doing it, and today you tell me to exercise?"

Curry Sauce didn't care at all. This is very normal in the live streaming circle.

"Go to the dressing room and change your clothes!"

"Change clothes? What clothes do you want to change into?"

Ziqiao scratched his head: "I am just wearing sportswear."

"Change into something more professional, so you look more credible~"

"Okay~"

Ziqiao curled his lips, but still took the bag and walked towards the locker room.

But when he came out, Ziqiao was already frowning, because he was wearing a T-shirt that showed off his muscles, which made him look very imposing.

Meijia Curry Sauce complained: "I bet a hundred dollars that at least one-third of the people in the comments will ask for the link to this dress."

"Don't be nervous, uncle."

"Hubby, come on!"

Ziqiao turned his head away, somewhat helplessly: "These fitness tricks of mine may be enough to fool innocent people, but if you really let me teach others, I will be exposed in a minute, do you believe it?"

"Hey, husband, don't be so discouraged. Just think about the scene when you succeed and people rush to buy your cupcakes. That will be such a wonderful scene."

Meijia, her saliva started to flow as she spoke.

"Uncle, we've talked about all the proper fitness tips, let's try something a little weird, that way we can attract more fans."

"In the end, you still have to lie."

Ziqiao shook his head: "Then you try it, where should we start?"

"Let's go for a run. For fitness, you always have to warm up first. Running is a good way to warm up."

Curry pointed to the treadmill nearby.

"Okay, Curry Sauce, start the live broadcast."

After Curry turned on the camera, Ziqiao turned on the treadmill and started running. Ziqiao put on a beard and said to the camera, "Hi, good afternoon, everyone. Today, I will teach you how to exercise.

Running is a simple thing, and you can squeeze out some time to exercise even in a busy schedule. For this reason, I have specially designed a training method that can help you find the rhythm of running and exercise at any time during business trips.

“For example, we set the treadmill to three kilometers per hour, which is to catch a flight;

Meijia on the side began to adjust the speed.

"Six kilometers per hour, it's after a business trip and seeing the kids;"

Meijia adjusted it casually.

"Nine kilometers per hour, I was rushing to catch a plane and going to the toilet at the same time."

Zi Qiao panted and said, "Let's compare it this way. If we just set a speed like this on the treadmill, can we complete the exercise in real life?"

At this time, a sentence popped up in the barrage.

What if I just missed the bus and need to catch it? How many kilometers should I set?
Ziqiao smiled and said, "Friends who missed the bus, if you just missed it, you can definitely catch up, because the starting speed of the bus is about 30 kilometers."

"Oh~"

Mika nodded subconsciously and adjusted the treadmill.

"Ah~~"

Ziqiao lost his balance and fell face down.

"My friends, please don't follow his example. Chasing a bus is a very dangerous sport. We don't encourage it, so we~~"

Ziqiao's entire face was rubbed against the treadmill, and he felt like his skin was about to be scraped off.

(End of this chapter)