The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 651 Breakup ''Dog Licking'' Wife Won't Let Me
Chapter 651 Breakup ''Dog Licking'' Wife Won't Let Me
“When I buy something, it’s for a reason.”
As Mijia refuted, she suddenly thought of the gauze and ice patches that had not been used up yet, and she couldn't help feeling a little guilty.
Dali nodded and said, “Yes, the orange shopping personality is indeed not as blind as the red one, but sometimes, your reasons for shopping are also very strange.
Think about the reasons why you buy things. It could be out of sympathy, or it could be because you are unhappy. Anyway, any reason can be used as a reason for you to buy things. "
Xiang Yu nodded and said, "Indeed, Meijia spends money as long as she has a reason, regardless of whether she needs it or not. Last time, when they were selling breakfast buns with crab roe for 35 yuan each, Meijia actually bought a whole tray because the shop owner was so handsome."
Yifei shook her head, sighed and said, "If Meijia gives herself an advance gift for after her death because of Qingming Festival, I won't be surprised at all."
Dali smiled and said, "The orange shopping personality, when reflected in life, is that people of this type are often given a reason, and they always do something unexpected."
Xiang Yu also found it interesting: "Dali, what is my personality?"
Dali shrugged, "You are golden, so you buy things as you please without considering the price. You just buy things that you like. For a rich person like you, you don't need to consider the price at all."
Just as Dali was about to continue speaking, Zhao Haitang came in in a hurry: "Dali, you've worked hard today. Whatever you want to drink, just order. It's my treat."
"I want you to stay away from me."
After saying this, Dali took a few more steps and moved a little further away from Zhao Haitang.
Zhao Haitang simply ignored Dali's next words: "Dali said she missed me? What do you want to drink? I'll pay."
Meijia saw that Zhao Haitang looked like he had lost his mind.
He hit her mercilessly, "Save it! Someone is treating us today, so come back next time!"
"Lawyer Zhang really treated us? Could it be that he is in the late stage of illness?"
As soon as Zhao Haitang finished speaking, everyone's WeChat started ringing. Everyone took out their WeChat accounts and saw that it was Zhang Wei's messages flooding the screen with coupons.
Curry Sauce said speechlessly, "It's Lawyer Zhang who is giving out coupons again."
"Everyboby, collect your coupons, we are starting to spend money."
Zhang Wei walked in very magnanimously. It was obvious that he felt very proud of the shopping coupons he had just received.
Zhao Haitang asked in surprise, "A 30% discount coupon for mascara, you're trying to grab this too?"
Zhang Wei explained seriously: "I picked this up when I was filling out a questionnaire online. I can't use it myself, so I can give it to you!"
"No, you can use it."
"That's right, be careful not to have that dark history of your eyelashes being burned off happen again."
"Buy one get one free coupon for maternal and infant water? Great, I'll go buy one."
Meijia became interested and looked at Curry Sauce: "Let's go see that Ajie by the way."
After saying that, Meijia ran out alone.
“That’s the orange shopping personality.”
He flipped through the notebook vigorously and gave a very objective evaluation.
Seeing her running away, Zhao Haitang asked in a bored tone, "Lawyer Zhang, you normally would break even a coin in half to spend, but you don't feel bad at all when I give out coupons."
"It's not his money, so of course he doesn't feel bad about it."
Xiang Yu didn't think Zhang Wei was generous at all. At this time, Zhang Wei was like a villain with such a bad intention.
"Lawyer Zhang is also kind-hearted. He doesn't just give coupons, he also gives you a lot of dark money-saving tips!" "For example."
Zhao Haitang looked incredulous.
"For example, search for 'break up', 'lick the dog', 'wife won't let' on the second-hand trading platform."
Everyone looked at Zhang Wei with strange eyes.
Don’t tell me this little trick of using the sword to attack from an unconventional angle, no one really knows it!
Zhang Wei then silently explained: "After many young couples break up, they will be upset when they see their ex's things, so if you search for 'break up' in the search, you can buy cheap small clothes and small furniture.
There are also some people who, when pursuing a goddess, hoard a lot of gifts, but fail to catch up with her in the end, so they can only sell them at a low price to stop the loss. Therefore, as long as you search for "licking dog", you can buy cheap fashion brands and cosmetics.
There are also some otakus who cannot give up their hobbies after marriage, but are scolded by their wives for spending money recklessly. So, if you search for "wife won't let me" on the website, you can buy affordable electronic products and action figures. "
"Oh my god, it's true."
I tried the curry sauce and it was exactly what Zhang Wei said: "It's so cheap and free shipping, I~"
Curry Sauce was so excited that she wanted to buy it, but when she saw the looks on their faces, she calmed down and said, "I'm just going to take a look. I'm definitely not buying it."
Curry Sauce changed the subject and said, "By the way, what color is behind blue?"
Dali said to his notebook, "The next color is yellow, which refers to the shopping style. People are indecisive when buying things and have too many concerns. This type of shopping personality is reflected in life as entanglement and choice phobia."
Zhang Wei touched his chin and said, "This feels so familiar!"
Xiang Yu smiled and said, "How can I not be familiar with him? Isn't this Teacher Zeng?"
Yifei shook her head. "It was Zeng Xiaoxian. He wanted to buy a computer. He was obsessed with the brand, the configuration, the color, and finally bought it. When installing the software, the computer asked whether to set the program as the default. He hesitated for a long time, and finally chose "Yes, this time."
Xiang Yu rolled his eyes: "Teacher Zeng is a new type derived from the combination of literary Virgo and ordinary Virgo, a banana peel Virgo."
Zhang Wei complained: "I think Mr. Zeng is troubled not because he is a Virgo, but because he has a dual personality and can simulate a mahjong table in his mind."
Yifei was speechless. She took out her phone and said, "Oh, I've been worrying so much every day. I'll give him a call to see if he's bought the winter gear."
The video was connected quickly.
Teacher Zeng on the other side asked in a mean way: "Xiao Feifei, did you miss me? A-choo~"
Seeing this, Yifei frowned and said speechlessly: "You haven't bought a heater, an electric blanket, and thick clothes yet?"
Teacher Zeng lied with his eyes open: "Don't worry, it's very hot here."
"But the weather forecast says it's going to snow where you are in two days!"
Yifei ruthlessly exposed Teacher Zeng's lies.
"It is because of the harsh climate and remote location that I have to consider more things. The product must be excellent and the after-sales service must be thoughtful!"
Teacher Zeng sniffed and continued, "I am currently doing auditions in the shopping cart. After the auditions, I will enter the semi-finals, and after the semi-finals, I will enter the finals."
Zhang Wei on the side joked: "Mr. Zeng is indeed a member of the entertainment industry. He has to audition everyone before buying anything. He must have gone crazy hosting the show every day."
"Don't worry, we will definitely decide the champion tonight. A-choo! I won't say anything more to you. I love you~"
After saying that, Teacher Zeng made a heart shape with his hands and hung up the phone.
Yifei really didn’t know what to say. She had to pamper her own man.
(End of this chapter)
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