The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 656 I Will Never Cut My Hands
Originally, Meijia had forgotten about the shopping festival and happily finished a bag of sour plums.

But at this time, Meijia's mobile phone began to ring with a burst of messages. Meijia picked it up curiously and took a look. The screen was full of messages sent by Xiang Yu.

"Hey, what are you texting?"

Xiang Yu said with a half-smile: "You will know after you take a look, right?"

"I don't watch it. If I did, I would be fooled."

It's rare for Mika to be smart for a moment.

Xiang Yu shook his head: "If you don't want to watch it, forget it."

Meijia was struggling internally, but seeing Xiang Yu looking like he was enjoying the show, she felt very conflicted.

In the end, curiosity overcame reason. Meijia carefully used her nose to click on the group message, just like defusing a bomb. She closed her eyes and opened them carefully again, only to find that they were just some ordinary red envelopes and coupons.

Meijia said with some amusement: "Isn't it just a coupon? Coupons can't tempt me now. But don't you say you won't grab coupons?"

Xiang Yu sighed, a little melancholy: "Alas, there is no way, even if I don't grab it, as a VIP user, the merchant will send it to me. I accidentally clicked it and got it. Isn't it a gift to you? Anyway, I can't use it."

"You would be so kind?"

"Can't you see for yourself?"

"Just look, do you think I don't dare?"

Meijia opened a red envelope with her nose and was stunned for a moment: "A good harvest red envelope, what is this red envelope?"

Dali explained: "The Five Grains and a Good Harvest Red Packet, as the name suggests, means getting five things together. The 50% discount means that the total price of the things you bought will be 50% off."

"It's so cheap, I~"

Mika clicked on the red envelope and wanted to use it, but her hand, which was sealed by the little dinosaur, could not click it.

"Ah~ Why is this happening, Xiang Yu, you are so annoying~~"

"Don't panic."

Xiang Yu raised his eyebrows and said, "There is another one, a red envelope with the value of 99 returning to one, did you see it?"

"A 10% discount?"

"Buy designated items and get 9% off if you buy items."

"Ah~ No way~ Are you kidding me? It's all your fault. Why did you send me this kind of red envelope? I really want to buy it~"

Meijia stared at the two red envelope coupons with burning eyes, muttering to herself, "It's over, it's over, I can't bear it anymore, what should I do?"

"No, for the sake of this family and Ziqiao, I absolutely cannot cut off my hands. Calm down."

Mika tried to take a deep breath.

At this time, Zhang Wei pushed the door open and walked in, asking, "Hey, Yifei, are you looking for me?"

"Yeah, come on."

Yifei stood up, glanced at the laptop, and said with a smile: "Xiaoxian, I want to thank you in person."

After saying that, he pulled Zhang Wei to sit down.

"Isn't it just a recommendation of a giant fighter? Why are you so polite?"

Zhang Wei didn't notice that Yifei's tone was wrong, and started a conversation with Teacher Zeng on the other end of the video.

"I really want to thank you, Lawyer Zhang!"

Teacher Zeng, wearing a distinctive green cotton-padded jacket and wrapped in a SpongeBob SquarePants quilt, spoke seriously.

"The hot water bottle you gave me is really awesome!"

Teacher Zeng's eyes flashed fiercely. He took out a mini hot water bottle the size of a fingernail and shouted wildly: "This thing is not much bigger than chickenpox. How can it be called a hot water bottle?"

Zhang Wei explained awkwardly: "They were talking about mini hot water bottles."

“And slippers!”

Teacher Zeng gritted his teeth and raised a gray slipper.

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment and said, "Isn't the size quite normal?"

"But it fades! I only wore it once, look!"

As he spoke, Teacher Zeng raised his feet, the feet of a gray cricket.

Poisoned, it's true!

"And the thermal roll paper, I thought it was some high-tech product!"

"The result was just the word 'warm' printed all over the roll of paper!"

Teacher Zeng's accusation was filled with blood and tears.

Zhang Wei quickly made up for it: "At least the roll of paper didn't fade, right?"

"is it?"

Teacher Zeng raised his hand and showed it to him.

Well, there’s the word “warm” on the palms of my hands!

Xiang Yu: “!!!”

Then his eyes lit up and he said, "Teacher Zeng, isn't your butt..."

"Shut up!!!"

Teacher Zeng was furious.

"And the kettle, I heated it for two hours and the temperature rose by five degrees!"

“Also, when I heated up the pressure cooker, the lid started to do tap dancing!” Teacher Zeng was about to cry. It’s true that cheap goods are always bad.

Yifei complained: "Blame me, I asked you to buy it but you didn't, and I bought it for you but you were not satisfied."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a bitter face: "I wanted to continue the audition, but many things in the shopping cart are out of stock! I can't place an order."

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "It's normal. It's a shopping festival. Because there are a lot of promotions, many people are shopping like crazy. They save as much as they can."

Teacher Zeng said helplessly: "If it really doesn't work, I will sleep with the alpaca?"

Yifei comforted her, "Don't be so pessimistic. I will continue to help you find a solution. First, find out everything you can wear and cover yourself with."

"Alpaca?"

Xiang Yu asked curiously: "Teacher Zeng, where did you get the divine beast?"

Teacher Zeng smiled and said, "I bought it to entertain myself a few days ago when the program was being held. It's too boring to be here alone when there's no program."

Just when Xiang Yu was planning to ask Teacher Zeng to come back next time and bring the divine beast back.

An alpaca poked its head in from outside the tent, and Teacher Zeng was just about to introduce his friends to everyone.

The alpaca spit on Teacher Zeng's face.

This smell!
Sour and refreshing!

Stimulate!

“Aaaaaaaah!!!”

Teacher Zeng completely collapsed.

Yifei closed the computer directly, hugged her shoulders and looked at Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei: “Uh”

Everyone started to watch the show.

Zhang Wei smiled awkwardly and said, "Teacher Zeng reminded me of the cuckoo. The cuckoo lived a life of mediocrity and refused to build a nest. Finally, it froze to death in the cold night. We must be diligent and independent and refuse to be entangled. Only in this way can we live up to our best years!"

After that, Zhang Wei prepared to run away and said, "Okay, I'm going to work."

But just as he was about to stand up, Yifei held him down.

Yifei smiled and asked, "What else?"

"Also beware of online traps! These group buying apps are all about deception. They took advantage of your trust in me, causing you to lose money and my friendship!"

"We are all victims. We are not at fault. It is this evil website that is at fault!"

Zhang Wei racked his brains to come up with a sophistry, hoping to fool Yifei and let him go.

"Clap clap."

Yifei clapped her hands and said with a smile, "That's a very good point. I won't slap you in the face later!"

Zhang Wei didn't know what he was thinking of. He took out his phone and said boldly, "Calm down. Now please allow me to recommend another group buying app to you! Shy!"

"Shame on you?"

Zhao Haitang complained from a distance: "I can tell from the name that this isn't a serious software!"

Hu Qiang nodded in agreement: "Yes, it sounds like some shady software."

Zhang Wei looked at Yifei's clenched fist and said quickly: "I'm not shy! It's so fast! It's all genuine goods, and the delivery is super fast! It arrived in one day!"

"It sounds very reliable, so why didn't you recommend it just now?"

Dali smiled and said, "I guess, if you recommend new users to certain software, you will get rebates, for example, more than ten yuan per user!"

Dali revealed Zhang Wei's little plan in one sentence.

"Nonsense!"

Zhang Wei immediately refuted, but looking at Yifei's eyes, he said guiltily: "Okay, I admit that this factor does exist, but! This app is absolutely reliable!"

Zhang Wei could hardly hide the embarrassment on his face. He did recommend the product because of the rebate discount. He really didn't know whether the product was good or not.

Yifei decided to trust him again.

"Zhang Wei!"

An hour later, Yifei rushed from the balcony to room 3602 angrily.

"Hey? What's wrong?"

"What else? You found this app and it's unreliable! After I placed the order, it was always in stock status and they refused to ship it! I called customer service and they said they were out of stock! I wasted my time again. You should explain it to Zeng Xiaoxian yourself!"

Zhang Wei: "..."

I had to take over the tablet!

After looking at it for a few seconds, Zhang Wei decisively admitted his mistake and said, "Sorry, the warehouse is blown up. Don't worry, we will definitely ship it within two weeks!"

"Two weeks?"

"Eh, Yifei, I have another shopping app to recommend."

Yifei: "Yes, say your last words quickly. This may be the last time you speak in your life."

"Help! Help!"

"Dodge!"

"what!"

(End of this chapter)