The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 661 Hu Qiang’s Gift
Chapter 661 Hu Qiang’s Gift
On the sofa in the bar.
"Zhang Wei, you mean you met someone in the toilet, you lent him toilet paper, and he stood you up."
A hint of curiosity flashed in Xiang Yu's eyes. It was not surprising that this happened to Zhang Wei. After all, Zhang Wei had an unlucky physique.
Zhang Wei thought about it and said, "At that time, he begged me very hard, and I felt pity for him, so I gave him the only four sheets of toilet paper I had left."
Zi Qiao was puzzled and asked, "Why did you give him the toilet paper?"
Zhang Wei hesitated for a moment and said, "Because I'm a good person!"
【Zhang Wei: Actually, I just wanted to stay on for two more minutes, so I lent him the toilet paper on impulse. I was definitely not constipated, absolutely not.】
Nuolan said speechlessly: "Then can you at least keep one for yourself?"
Zhang Wei said bitterly: "He said there was paper outside and he would give it to me when he got out, and I simply believed him. People's hearts are no longer the same as they used to be. The world is going downhill, morality is corrupt, and people are not fair."
Zhao Haitang shook his head and said, "How stupid! If it were me, I would definitely finish the problem myself first and then go out to get him some paper."
Zhang Wei was tired of scolding, so he took a sip of water and continued, "You know what? After I came out, I was afraid that I had wronged him, so I waited in front of the sink for five minutes. In the end, he still didn't come back."
Xiang Yu suddenly interrupted: "Wait, but you were stood up, so how did you get out?"
Everyone looked at Zhang Wei's butt, and then moved away from Zhang Wei.
"Uh~"
Zhang Wei quickly explained: "Luckily the toilet cleaning lady came over and I asked her for two pieces of paper. I'm going to draw a circle and curse this person. I hope that next time he goes to the toilet, there will still be no paper and his poop will dry on his butt."
"Eh~ What a vicious curse."
"What a disgusting curse."
"Well, Zhang Wei, come clean. Is the cleaning lady a fictional character? You are making something up out of nothing."
"How is that possible! Why would I make it up? Can't I call you to bring me some paper?"
"Right."
Meijia curled her lips and said, "But this would make the story boring."
Zhang Wei wiped the sweat from his head.
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3601, living room.
Xiang Yu was doing some bulk shopping, while Nuolan and Yifei were browsing online stores with tablets on their side.
Nuolan suddenly saw a skirt and thought it was pretty, so she asked Xiang Yu beside her: "Xiang Yu, take a look, is this skirt pretty?"
"Ah."
Xiang Yu didn't even look at it and just said "hmm" perfunctorily.
Nuolan looked at Xiang Yu who was immersed in the big purchase angrily. She was very dissatisfied with his perfunctory attitude and said unhappily: "You men can only use one word to reply to women? What about um, oh, I've had enough."
"what?"
Xiang Yu looked at Nuolan blankly.
Aren't all these vicious words yours at night?
"What are you looking at? What did I say wrong?"
Nuolan glared at Xiang Yu angrily.
Xiang Yu said calmly: "Buy!"
Nuolan immediately smiled and said, "Which one do you think suits me? This blue one or this gray one?"
"Anything is fine."
Seeing that Nuolan's face was not right, Xiang Yu quickly changed his words and said, "I bought them all!"
Yifei curled her lips in disdain and rolled her eyes at Xiang Yu.
I also want to be like Zeng Xiaoxian.
Nuolan bought the skirt with satisfaction, and then turned to stare at Xiang Yu.
Nuolan subconsciously glanced at Xiang Yu beside her, and the corners of her mouth curled up slightly.
"Look at me."
Nuolan turned her head and looked at Xiang Yu.
Xiang Yu had a bewildered look on his face. Looking at Nuolan who was staring at him, he suddenly felt guilty.
Did she find out what I did last time?
Xiang Yu felt more and more uneasy, and finally couldn't bear the torment anymore, so he could only say: "Hey, Nuolan, actually, the ice cream in the refrigerator was eaten by me. You can't eat ice cream when you are pregnant."
Nuolan frowned slightly and said nothing.
Xiang Yu became even more nervous and immediately said, "Honey, I'm sorry, I used your magic water on my legs. Aren't you pregnant and can't use cosmetics? I'm afraid it's wasted."
Nuolan's expression became even uglier?
Xiang Yu felt a palpitation in his heart, so he had to confess: "Well, okay, I also broke the heel of your high heels."
"you!!"
Nuolan's eyes seemed to be spitting fire.
Xiang Yu admitted his mistake and said, "I was wrong, wife, please forgive me. I will buy you new ones after you give birth to the baby."
In fact, Xiang Yu was thinking in his heart, how did he get discovered? Did someone tell on him? Yifei? Meijia? Or Zhang Wei? Was it Ziqiao? Or Hu Qiang? Curry? It couldn't be Haitang, right?
Just when Xiang Yu was wondering who had betrayed him, Nuolan put her hands on her hips and said angrily, "Humph! You said it yourself. If I don't see the latest model by then, you're dead."
Just then, Dali came over and greeted, "Nuolan, Xiangyu." "Dali." x3
Dali smiled and asked, "Have you seen Hu Qiang?"
Xiang Yu raised his eyebrows and said jokingly, "Hey, what do you want to talk to Hu Qiang about?"
"No, he asked me to come to 3601 and wait for him. He said he would have a surprise for me later."
Dali blushed and said with an embarrassed smile.
"A surprise? Prepared by Hu Qiang?"
"Flowers, I guess."
"Movie tickets, I guess."
"It can't be a Transformer."
"Want to take a gamble?"
Xiang Yu, Nuolan and Yifei immediately began to speculate.
Dali smiled and said, "It's okay, I don't care about the gift, as long as it's thoughtful."
The door suddenly opened, and Hu Qiang walked in with his hands behind his back. When he saw Dali, he immediately jumped in front of Dali and said happily, "Dali, you're here?"
Dali looked at Hu Qiang and nodded with a smile.
Xiang Yu leaned forward to look behind Hu Qiang, but he was dodged by him.
Xiang Yu curled his lips in dissatisfaction. What? Why is it so mysterious? Ha~
Yifei was also very curious about what was behind Hu Qiang, but she said, "How about we avoid it?"
"No, it's fine."
Hu Qiang smiled and waved his hands. How could I miss such a good opportunity to show off my love?
It’s a pity that Zhao Haitang is not here.
"Then you guys chat, just pretend you can't see us."
Some people were eager to stay.
Hu Qiang suddenly took out a small box with a bow from behind and said shyly, "Da Li, today is our 30th day together. This is for you."
"Open it and take a look."
Several people nearby started to make a noise.
Hu Qiang saw Dali nodding, so he untied the bow and opened the box. He saw a small object that looked like a model airplane in the middle.
Xiang Yu asked curiously: "Is this a model airplane?"
Without waiting for Hu Qiang to explain, Dali smiled and said, "It's a relic of the wrong era."
"what?"
Hu Qiang was stunned. He thought that the gift he prepared carefully would surely interest Dali, and he could show off his knowledge. Unexpectedly, Dali actually knew it.
After seeing it was a model, Yifei was quite disappointed. It had no originality at all and was similar to that of her younger brother. She immediately became excited.
"The Cumbaya Flying Machine is a pyramid cultural heritage found in Colombia. It is a product of the Cumbaya civilization. This civilization existed from about the 6th to the 16th century AD, but the airplane was invented in 1903. So this kind of thing that is ahead of its time is also called an anachronism. There is also a vernier caliper from the Wang Mang period."
Worthy of being a top student.
Xiang Yu and Nuolan on the side looked at each other in surprise.
The academic masters are really not fake, they are really different from ordinary people.
Just when Hu Qiang thought his gift was nothing new and was feeling a little frustrated.
Dali suddenly took the box from Hu Qiang, smiled sweetly and said, "I like this gift very much, it's very beautiful, thank you."
Hu Qiang gradually smiled, then touched the back of his head, grinned and said, “Hehehehe…as long as you like it.”
Dali also laughed.
Hu Qiang pressed on and said, "Well, Dali, I know a restaurant that has great food. Can I invite you to go with me?"
"Okay."
Dali held the box in his hand and naturally put his arm around Hu Qiang's arm.
Fortunately, Zhao Haitang was not there, otherwise, the sound of grief that pierced the eardrums would have been absolutely stimulating.
"Do you want to come together?"
"No, no, no."
"You guys go by yourselves. We won't be the third wheel."
Xiang Yu and others waved their hands repeatedly.
Looking at the closed door, Nuolan nestled in Xiang Yu's arms and said with emotion: "Oh, you two look quite compatible."
Xiang Yu rubbed his chin and said, "Do you think this plane was built by ancient people because they saw an alien spaceship?!"
"Duang~"
Nuolan knocked Xiang Yu on the head in annoyance.
"Just enough is enough!"
Nuolan retracted his fist with a frown on his face.
Xiang Yu touched his head and looked at Nuolan with an aggrieved expression.
(End of this chapter)
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