The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 666: To be honest, I didn’t teach you this!

Xiang Yu took the elevator to Xiao Hei's room and knocked on the door. It was Er Wa who opened the door.
"Huh? Xiang Yu, why are you here? I'm telling you, I don't have time to participate in any fitness competition."

"Okay, I'm not looking for you. I'm looking for Kung Fu Xiao Hei."

"what?"

Erwa was stunned for a few seconds: "Why are you looking for him? Sanwa is in a bad mood, you don't have to pay attention to him, he is depressed now!"

"Did your phone break?"

Xiang Yu rolled his eyes helplessly.

"How did you know?"

"That's what I'm here for."

Xiang Yu sighed. It looked like this was a task that was obviously not so easy to accomplish. Sanwa still seemed to be angry and probably wouldn't listen to any advice.

Erwa silently let Xiang Yu in, only to see Dawa wearing a pair of glasses and sitting in front of the workbench, but his face was covered with a layer of black ash, obviously something had just exploded.

"Big boy, what did you do explode again?"

Xiang Yu suddenly said: "Why don't you install a windshield wiper on your glasses? According to the frequency of your failures, you can save a lot of time wiping your glasses!"

Erwa was suddenly stunned.

The eldest boy touched his chin, took off his glasses, and called the second boy to start work.

"No, help me call Sanwa out first."

"No, I'll help you persuade him."

Erwa waved his hand and took on the task.

"Uh, okay then~"

Xiang Yu curled his lips speechlessly. He was indeed a research maniac. When he had an idea, he completely ignored the existence of people around him.

So, should I consider the task completed? Well, it is completed, and there is still time to purchase ingredients for Buddha Jumps Over the Wall.

When Xiang Yu came back from shopping, Yifei said, "I went to see Aunt Wang. She also felt that it was not a good idea to continue making trouble, so she agreed to give in. Originally, she wanted Xiao Hei to apologize to Wang Wang! Now we just need him to pay some medical expenses."

Ziqiao: "Wenruo, Ajie has also relented. Ajie said that the medical expenses can be reduced by half."

Hearing this, Xiang Yu quickly took out his phone and made a call. After hanging up, he said, "Xiao Hei agreed that we don't need to pay for a new phone. Just give me the repair fee."

Zhang Wei smiled and said, "That's great. This will make mediation much easier. Thank you very much."

Zhang Wei said he was very happy and that if everyone took a step back, the mediation would not be so painful. And if they were willing to take a step back, it meant that they had calmed down and would not slam the table.
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the next morning,
Nuolan was happily eating the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall that she had stewed all night, when Xiang Yu suddenly asked, "How is it? My cooking skills are good, right?"

Nuolan said vaguely: "It's okay, but it still feels a little lacking."

"You've eaten so much that your mouth is full of oil, but you're still okay?"

Xiang Yu said with pretended disgust, then took a piece of paper and wiped the oil off Nuolan's face.

Yifei muttered to the side: "~! @#￥%……&"

"What did you say?"

Xiang Yu saw Yifei open her mouth but only said something vaguely, and asked curiously.

Yifei: “@#￥#%”

Xiang Yu rolled his eyes and said, "How many meals have you not eaten?"

Yifei touched her stomach, took a sip of water and said, "I was busy too late last night, so I didn't eat. I'm starving."

At this time, Zhao Haitang also stood up: "It's just right. Everyone is here. How about I tell you about my newly written speech?"

"You finished it so quickly?" Ziqiao's eyes lit up. He thought it would take at least several days!
"of course."

Zhao Haitang continued, "Last night, I worked hard on my idea, and finally, in the early morning, the Muse smiled at me. Oh, and by the way, this Muse looks a lot like Dali."

"What a fast writer! What a professional writer!"

Ziqiao nodded and praised Zhao Haitang's speed.

Zhao Haitang sat down on the chair and took out his notebook: "The speech I wrote is a story. This is one of the four common types of speeches. This is also the biggest selling point of my speech. Let me read it to you!"

"Hey, I like listening to stories. Are there princesses and princes?"

Curry sauce immediately became interested.

"Of course, listen carefully."

Zhao Haitang said very confidently: "Ladies and gentlemen, hello, I am honored to be invited to participate in the award ceremony of this fitness competition..."

"I am honored to be invited to attend the award ceremony of this fitness competition. Everyone likes to exercise, but why do we do it? Let me tell you a story."

Zhao Haitang continued reading: "Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl named Dali. She lived a happy life. But one day, an evil and mean robber took a fancy to Dali and kidnapped her. The robber's surname was Hu."

Zhao Haitang said this with gnashing teeth. Hu Qiang and Dali were completely stunned. What the hell was going on?
"and then?"

Meijia was speechless. Even though it was very painful, she still chose to listen.

"The evil robbers fed Dali high-calorie food every day, making her fatter and fatter. She wanted to escape, but because she was too fat, she was stuck in the door and could only stay in the room, crying all day long.

One day, the handsome Begonia Prince brought her a black pineapple cake. Dali ate the cake and, with the encouragement of the Begonia Prince, she actively exercised and soon regained her slim figure. Dali ran away with the prince and lived a happy life.

Scientific fitness, paired with black pineapple cake, will allow you to meet your ideal partner with a perfect body. How is it? "

After hearing his story, everyone was stunned.

Curry Sauce said silently: "Zhao Haitang, how could you write about Teacher Hu like this?"

Yifei was stunned for a moment and said, "Zhao Haitang, I think you are tired of living."

Zhao Haitang quickly explained: "The robber I'm talking about is a man."

Curry Sauce smiled and said, "At least we need to explain what happened to the villain. The big villain can't get away with it!"

"Oh, I'll remember to add Hu Qiang's ending."

Hu Qiang was speechless. This guy simply didn't hide his identity and named the person.

Dali complained speechlessly: "What kind of story is this? It's a mess. Who allowed you to use my name? The only advantage is that it's short."

"The story is short and sharp."

Zhao Haitang happily wrote down Dali's words.

Ziqiao and Meijia said helplessly: "Brother Haitang, can you please write properly and not include any personal opinions? You spit all over my plate."

"Hey, first drafts are cannon fodder for great masterpieces. I understand that. I will do my best to revise it."

Zhao Haitang raised his head and prayed devoutly to Dali: "Muse, please give me some more inspiration."

After saying that, Zhao Haitang stood up and went to the study room in a heroic and high-spirited manner, without even bothering to eat.

Nuolan held her forehead and shook her head, and said to Xiang Yu: "Did you also pass on your usual wild and unrestrained ideas to him? It's obvious that you are birds of a feather."

Xiang Yu flatly denied it, "No, it's obvious that he is self-taught."

Seriously~I didn’t teach this!

(End of this chapter)