The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 678 Forced to Participate
Chapter 678 Forced to Participate
"Then you two go."
Meijia looked at Zhang Wei and Ziqiao.
Zhang Wei was very surprised: "What does this have to do with me?"
Meijia said to Zhang Wei seriously, "Don't you want your law firm's ranking to rise?"
Zhang Wei hesitated when he heard this.
At this time, Zi Qiao said: "I won't go. If I compete with Zhang Wei, won't people laugh at me?"
Ziqiao is a little worried that being with Zhang Wei will make him look like a homosexual.
Meijia said with a sad face: "Don't you want to earn money for the baby's milk powder?"
Ziqiao felt his scalp tingling instantly.
Xiang Yu smiled and said, "Don't worry, I heard from Yifei that only men will participate this time, and no one will laugh at you."
"Then I won't go either."
"If you don't want to pair up with people of the same sex, that's easy to fix!"
Xiang Yu said calmly: "Why don't you just dress up as a woman? No one will know you anyway. When you get a place, you can promote it. Who will care whether you are a couple or not?"
"Thank you! That's a good idea. I won't go."
Ziqiao's mouth twitched and he almost fought with Xiang Yu.
"Two grown men hugging each other, how can this be allowed? I won't go."
The more Xiang Yu teased him, the more Ziqiao refused. He refused to participate in the three-legged race no matter what, as if he was afraid that others would really think he was gay.
Competitions are tiring in themselves. If you were to go to a competition with a girl, that's still something you can think about, but you wouldn't dare to go. But if you were to go with a grown man, that's out of the question.
Meijia seemed to know that Ziqiao would definitely refuse, so she put her arm around Ziqiao's shoulders and said, "Ziqiao, just think of it as losing weight. Look at you now. You have irregular meals and soak wolfberries in a thermos. You are 30 years old but have the body of a 60-year-old. Your belly is almost as big as mine. If you don't exercise, you won't have a beer belly, but a prime minister's belly."
Meijia touched her belly. She was pregnant, but it was still not as big as Ziqiao's.
Ziqiao thought for a moment and said, "Three-legged race is too troublesome. I just sponsored a competition. Can't you let me rest for a while?"
"Why are you tired?"
Xiang Yu complained: "Haitang wrote the speech, everyone provided the finger-shot video, the editor was Xiaohei, and you were responsible for logistics, and you didn't even have to go on stage, how are you tired?"
"Yes."
Meijia said dissatisfiedly: "Just think of it as losing weight! Look at you eating ice cream all day long, this thing has the most calories."
Zi Qiao retorted: "Oh! Come on, ice cream is cold, how can it have calories?"
After saying that, Ziqiao uttered another classic twisted logic.
“Cherish your bad habits, they may be the main reason why you love life.”
Zhang Wei said weakly: "Mine is warm, so it should be fine. Meijia~ I think we should just forget it~"
Mika said angrily: "As long as you practice hard, you can still make a comeback."
Zhang Wei and Ziqiao echoed each other: "I think we should just forget it! We are all past the age where we can still struggle, and it's too difficult to win the championship."
"is it hard?"
Mika propped up her chin and said, "But it doesn't seem that difficult to me. I watched the last competition and they didn't run very fast!"
Zi Qiao said speechlessly: "Mei Jia, that's a three-legged race. You may not think it's very fast, but that's because this race requires a lot of coordination."
Xiang Yu said disdainfully: "It's just that I won't participate, otherwise I would have been the champion."
"Forget it~"
Zi Qiao said disdainfully: "What's the point of you being alone?"
Just as Xiang Yu was about to refute, Yifei and Nuolan came back.
Yifei suddenly looked at Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu had a bad feeling. He just heard Yifei say, "Since you said so, I'll leave the slapping to you. Don't you like it the most?" "Yifei, please forgive me~ I'm exhausted physically and mentally in the fitness competition. I still have to participate in the competition. Do you think I'm an old cow?"
"Hey~ What are you afraid of~"
Nuolan pushed Xiang Yu's arm: "Isn't it just a competition? And you've rested for several days, haven't you?"
Now it's Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao's turn to watch the show. You urged us to go, and now your wife is pestering you to go too.
Xiang Yu almost vomited blood: "No, even if I go, can you find someone who can keep up with my pace? If you can find someone, I will go."
"You said it, I'll find one for you right now."
Nuolan agreed immediately, as if she was afraid that Xiang Yu would go back on his word.
Xiang Yu had a bad feeling, "No, Nuolan, you don't want Yifei to team up with me? Men and women shouldn't be intimate with each other. This involves physical contact. I refuse."
"It's okay. I know you and Yifei consider each other brothers."
Nuolan didn't wait for Xiang Yu to continue to refute: "You said that I will participate if I find someone who can keep up with your pace. Don't regret it."
"No, I'm worried that others will misunderstand the relationship between Yifei and I."
Xiang Yu looked at Yifei with anticipation. He even hoped that Yifei would not participate. If so, he would not have to participate either.
However, reality shattered his dream. Yifei clapped her hands and said, "Don't bother. I can find you a partner."
Xiang Yu's head hit the table directly, and Zhang Wei and Ziqiao couldn't help but laugh.
Xiang Yu just wanted to cry at this moment. Ziqiao and Zhang Wei didn't know, but he knew that if he entered the top three, he would automatically advance to the city-level three-person two-group marathon competition~
Once she advances, with Yifei's personality, she will drag herself to the competition venue even if it takes a long time.
"Nuolan, do you know what you have done?"
Xiang Yu was about to cry: "Do you know that this means I won't be able to rest for the next half month."
Nuolan didn't care at all. She patted her husband on the shoulder and comforted him, "What's the matter? You should exercise more."
Xiang Yu said speechlessly: "It turns out that it wasn't you who ran away~"
Nuolan said coquettishly: "Oh~ You promised me, don't go back on your word."
"Okay, okay~"
Xiang Yu agreed with a bitter face. What if he didn't agree?
"Then Yifei, who are you looking for to partner with me?"
Yifei said as if it was a matter of course: "Don't worry, as your coach, I will definitely choose a good partner for you. The ready-made candidate is right here, Hu Qiang. He is young and strong, and he will definitely be able to keep up with your speed."
"I'm done."
Xiang Yu gave a thumbs up.
Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment. How did he, who was originally just a spectator, become one of them?
"Teacher Hu, can I refuse?"
"No, you don't have a say."
Meijia saw that Xiang Yu had agreed, and couldn't help but touch her man: "Look, Xiang Yu has agreed, are you really not going to participate? People who are better than you are working hard, if you don't work hard, you will be eliminated soon."
Zhang Wei and Ziqiao could no longer laugh.
Zhang Wei waved his hands helplessly and said, "Okay, okay~ Just consider it as showing your face."
Ziqiao was the only one left, and no matter what he did, he was defeated. Seeing Meijia's aggrieved look, he finally gave in.
"Okay, okay, I'll participate. Is it okay if I participate?"
Ziqiao was completely threatened by Meijia's eyes. He was afraid that if he didn't agree, Meijia would bite him to death.
"Wouldn't it have been done earlier? It just so happens that you can form a team."
Meijia rolled her eyes and didn't care about Ziqiao's lack of cooperation with her.
(End of this chapter)
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