The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 73 If You Are the One (Thank you for your support to add another chapter)
  3601 suite living room.

"I had to stay in the dark, otherwise I would die, so the two of them~" Zhan Bo vividly described the love history of his colleague Zhao Wuliang.

"Is this still the African who is allergic to sunlight?" Yifei interrupted, ignoring Zhanbo's grief and indignation.

"Teacher Zeng, what do you think the people who use this sentence to fall in love have in common with the people who believe this sentence can find a girlfriend?" Xiang Yu asked while holding Cai Cai.

"I think this colleague Zhanbo is probably a vampire from Africa. Otherwise, there would be no Africans allergic to sunlight." Teacher Zeng's focus began to wander.

"Zhan Bo, you can give him some garlic next time to test whether garlic is useful for vampires." Xiang Yu suggested to Zhan Bo with a smile.

"According to scientific research, garlic is like excrement to vampires." Teacher Zeng said with a lewd smile while playing with the orange in his hand.

"Hey, that's disgusting!" Yifei looked at Teacher Zeng with disgust.

"No, Zhao Wuliang is a fat guy who is very similar to Lu Yi. He competes with me every day, in meetings, when writing reports, and when giving PPT presentations. He is so hard that I can't breathe every day. "Zhan Bo clenched his fists and waved them in the air, as if Zhao Wuliang was the air.

"Is it a good thing to have competitors?" Yifei asked incomprehensively.

"Yifei, you don't understand this. Involution in the modern workplace started with people like Zhao Wuliang. They compete in everything and force everyone to get involved together. If you don't get involved, you will fall behind and you will be eliminated. I despise it, which makes the workplace so stressful now." Xiang Yu taught Yifei, a teacher who has never been in the modern workplace, popular science about workplace involution.

"That's right, can't we all lie down together?" Teacher Zeng felt deeply about this and said angrily.

"It's not important about involution or anything, the key is that tomorrow is Zhao Wuliang's birthday."

"Wow, you guys want to grab my birthday too." The orange in Teacher Zeng's hand was so shocked that it fell on the coffee table.

"No, he announced to everyone in the office that his girlfriend will give him a big birthday cake at noon tomorrow."

"So?" Teacher Zeng couldn't understand why Zhan Bo was so angry about a birthday cake.

"Next time you celebrate your birthday, I will also give you a big cream cake, if you are not allergic to cream." Sister Yifei comforted Zhan Bo with a smile.

"The point isn't the cake, it's the girlfriend. Zhan Bo, you can't even make it for your girlfriend." Xiang Yu already understood.

"Yes, that's a girlfriend. If Zhao Wuliang also has a girlfriend, then I will be the only idiot in the office who has no love experience!" Zhan Bo's right index finger shook back and forth in the air, which was enough to show how excited Zhan Bo was.

"Zhanbo, based on your ability, where can you rank in your company's network department? How does it compare with Zhao Wuliang?" Xiang Yu asked an irrelevant question.

"Well, there are more than a dozen people in our company's network department. I should be ranked in the top three. Zhao Wuliang's ability is not bad, he should be ranked fourth. He is always chasing after me. I am the main programmer, and he is always the one Assistant programmer, I suspect he has been trying to replace me." Zhanbo explained the level of competence in the office.

"Zhanbo, instead of competing with others on your own disadvantages, you should give full play to your own advantages." Xiang Yu almost understood Zhanbo's status and level in the company.

"How can I use my strengths? What strengths can I use?" Zhan Bo decisively chose to ask for advice.

"You are even competing for a girlfriend. Is it difficult for programmers in the network department to find girlfriends?" Xiang Yu began to try to start a blog.

"Yes, so most of them are single, but they have all been in love. I am the only one who has not been in love." Zhan Bo's voice became lower and lower as he spoke.

"So, if Zhao Wuliang shows off his girlfriend in the office, you should develop a program to help everyone find girlfriends. In this way, most people who don't have girlfriends will turn their attention to your program. This is your advantage. "Xiang Yu

"But I don't even have a girlfriend. What kind of program should I develop to find a girlfriend?" Zhan Bo already understood what Xiang Yu meant.

"First of all, it's not that most people can't find girlfriends, they lack a channel to get in touch with them. For example, Teacher Zeng, the late-night program is deserted. He is alone at work and alone after work. He edits on the phone every day. , where to find a girlfriend.

Secondly, not only men are looking for girlfriends, but women are also looking for boyfriends. Most people have requirements for their significant other. Rather than spending time constantly testing them, it is better to display them directly like QQ information.

Finally, choosing a good name will get twice the result with half the effort. For example, "If You Are the One". "

Xiang Yu briefly explained to Zhan Bo his ideas copied from later generations. "Zeng Xiaoxian, why didn't you think of giving your program a nice name? The name makes people want to give it a try." After hearing this, Yifei began to criticize Teacher Zeng.

"Ha~, am I the one who has the final say on the name of the program?" Teacher Zeng said helplessly while leaning on the sofa.

"But, Zhao Wuliang's girlfriend is going to the company tomorrow. Forget it, I'll just say that I was poisoned by drinking fake milk powder and I have to go to the hospital to have kidney stones diagnosed. In this way, I can not go to the company for a month and I will retreat at home for a month. , how about writing out the program and then going to the company?" Zhanbo still didn't want to bear Zhao Wuliang's blow, it would be bad if he was laughed at by everyone in the company.

"Zhanbo, you need to find a girlfriend. It's not that troublesome. How about I play your girlfriend?" Yifei put down the magazine in her hand and stood up from the sofa.

Yifei moved her hands and feet towards Zhan Bo, and Zhan Bo quickly pushed away and said: "Farewell, farewell, sister, I have goosebumps."

At this time, Wan Yu pushed the door in from the outside with her bag on her shoulder, smiled and greeted everyone: "I'm back."

"Hey. Wanyu, let's make a very objective judgment, do you think the two of us look like a couple?" Yifei hugged Zhanbo and asked Wanyu.

"Feifei, incest in the United States is punishable by imprisonment." Wan Yu looked at Yifei in surprise.

Yifei quickly explained the cause of the incident and strongly expressed that her acting skills were absolutely passable, while Teacher Zeng and Xiang Yu tried their best to prevent the tragedy from happening.

"If I have to choose, I think it would be better for Yu Mo, Wan Yu and Mei Jia to go there than you, incest girl!" Since Teacher Zeng no longer lives in 3601, he has become bolder.

"Please, have you ever seen such a charming and energetic sister like me! I've been working out recently and I don't have any fat on my belly. I can even wear navel-baring clothes. Come on baby~" Yifei said Twisting her waist and exposing her navel, she was ready to dance.

Zhan Bo quickly held Yifei down, and Wan Yu said with a smile: "Feifei, you do have a good figure, but maybe I can help Zhan Bo with this."

"Wanyu, you are willing to help me, thank you so much!" Zhan Bo instantly let go of Yifei, ran to Wanyu's side and thanked Wanyu.

"You usually take care of me so much, so it's only right for me to do you a favor." Wanyu crossed her arms and said to Zhan Bo with a smile.

Zhan Bo smiled like a flower, but it just couldn't bloom.

Yifei saw that she was not appreciated, so she ran to Teacher Zeng and Xiang Yu's sofa and asked, "Uh~ Do you really think she is more suitable for this role than me?"

Teacher Zeng sat up straight and said, "How can she compare with you?" Then Teacher Zeng laughed and shouted, "Incest girl!!!"

Angrily, Yifei picked up a pillow and pressed it on Teacher Zeng's head, trying to suffocate Teacher Zeng to death.

Xiang Yu quickly stayed away from the battlefield and said to Yifei: "Yifei, if you go to act, then maybe the sympathetic eyes will turn into pitiful eyes."

Yifei picked up the pillow and threw it towards Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu caught it, took the pillow and moved to the sofa on the other side to sit down.

"It's so lively, what are you doing?" Yu Mo opened the door and came in, separating the quarrelsome people.

"Wanyu is going to be Zhanbo's girlfriend." Xiang Yu answered the question very quickly.

"When did it happen? It seems I missed a lot when I was at work." Yu Mo looked surprised.

"No, Wanyu is just pretending to be my girlfriend." Zhan Bo quickly explained, but his face was already red to the ears, and his eyes were full of smiles that couldn't be hidden.

"Yes, I will go to Zhanbo's company tomorrow to see Zhanbo, which will surprise Zhanbo's colleagues." Wan Yu explained generously.

"But what reason should I use? Tomorrow is not my birthday. Wouldn't it be very pretentious to go there so rashly?" Zhan Bo was still very embarrassed and his face was too thin.

Teacher Zeng began to come up with ideas and suggested making a love lunch box for Wan Yu to deliver to Zhan Bo tomorrow. It's a pity that none of the girls here can't make bento. Teacher Zeng volunteered to make the bento.

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