The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 736 Headless Fly
Meijia quickly said: "Yes! For example, a girl asked you, if we break up one day, what would you do?"

"To relax? To heal? To reflect on yourself?"

Hu Qiang looked confused.

Ziqiao answered immediately: "The correct answer is, you are so nice, why do we need to break up?"

Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "If we break up, I will get you back. We can have another sweet love. Many women say they want to break up, but they don't really want to break up."

Meijia asked: "For example, if a girl asks you, 'I met your ex-girlfriend when I was buying medicine today, how would you answer?'"

Hu Qiang shook his head and said, "I don't have an ex-girlfriend either."

Zhang Wei snapped his fingers. "Well said, that's the correct answer. You can also say, hey, I haven't been in touch with my ex-girlfriend for a long time."

Ziqiao was speechless and said, "You are wrong. You should ask back! Honey, why did you go to buy medicine? Are you feeling unwell?"

Zhang Wei on the side widened his eyes.

Hu Qiang was even more surprised. He felt that what Zhang Wei said just now made sense, but he didn't expect that he was wrong.

"Also, if a girl asks you, do you know what you did wrong? How would you answer?"

Hu Qiang shook his head blankly.

Zhang Wei on the side thought for a moment and replied carefully: "I was wrong in every way. Is it all my fault?"

"That's just an ordinary answer. The most correct answer should be, what do you mean? Just because I didn't do anything wrong, I can't be scolded by you?"

Hu Qiang was a little skeptical because Dali had never asked him such a strange question.

"Tell me, Dali, are you really testing me?"

Seeing that Hu Qiang's attention was drawn, Zhang Wei quickly stepped up his deception and said, "Girls like to test boys, especially girls with high IQs. Tests are everywhere."

Meijia immediately said, "Nonsense! When did you ever see me test Ziqiao?"

Xiang Yu immediately exposed him, "You are a poor student. Look at Yifei. The day before yesterday, she asked Teacher Zeng in a video: Zeng Xiaoxian, is the new intern pretty?"

"Teacher Zeng replied: Ha~ Xiao Feifei~ You are prettier than anyone else, no matter who you are compared to, you are prettier~ Ha~"

Zi Qiao is very coquettish and imitates Teacher Zeng's slutty expression to the fullest.
Meijia smiled and said, "Mr. Zeng is still alive today, thanks to his strong desire to survive!"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone laughed, and Hu Qiang didn't seem so sad after being interrupted.

Hu Qiang took a sip of wine and asked, "Should I go and say something nice to Dali now?"

Ziqiao shook his finger and said, "To put it nicely, this is also a science. If Dali asked you, Hu Qiang, do you see any wrinkles on my pants? How would you answer?"

Hu Qiang thought for a moment and said, "Hey, your pants are really beautiful. No! I'll buy you a new pair of pants right away!"

Ziqiao shook his head.

Meijia reminded: "It looks like a simple multiple-choice question, but in fact, all the answers related to pants are incorrect!"

"Think about it carefully, why do pants wrinkle? What causes pants to wrinkle?"

Ziqiao guided Hu Qiang.

Hu Qiang thought about it again and again, but still didn't know how to answer.

"Stupid! You should answer like this, dear, congratulations, you have lost weight!"

Ziqiao and Meijia nodded in unison.

Zhang Wei's eyes gradually widened, and he said in shock: "I didn't expect this answer even when my brakes broke!" Hu Qiang hesitated and said: "But Dali manages his body very well and never asks me this kind of question."

Ziqiao seized the opportunity to deceive, "So, a woman with a high IQ like Dali uses breaking up as a test. The content of her test is completely different from that of ordinary women."

Hu Qiang looked at Zi Qiao with gratitude; he had been completely fooled.

"You mean, as long as I can pass this test, Dali will not only give me extra points, but may also get back together with me?"

"Ok?"

Everyone was stunned, then nodded: "Hmm~~"

Xiang Yu thought about it, gave Hu Qiang a patch and said, "If Dali regards breaking up as a test, then your confession is your test answer. Last time, Dali asked you to be his intern boyfriend. This time, you should take the initiative to confess to him."

"I also thought about getting Dali back, but I didn't know how. Besides, when I was with Dali, we had an agreement that we would not tie her up."

"This isn't bondage. How do you know that Dali doesn't want to be with you?"

"If she wanted to be with me, why did she break up?"

"Because he wants to test your sincerity. There is a story like this, a man fell in love with a girl with amnesia. The girl's memory can only last for 24 hours. So he went to get to know the girl again every morning."

"I see. So what do you mean I sing a song to express my love for Dali when he's done with get out of class? Or you can put balloons on the floor when Dali returns to his apartment, or you can put candles and flowers at home."

"stop."

Xiang Yu rubbed his brows and felt a headache: "Where did you learn these courtship methods?"

From Xiang Yu's perspective, although these sound romantic, they are all old tricks. What's the point of them?

Ziqiao smiled and said, "Listen, Hu Qiang, confessing love is like cooking. Everyone has their own favorite flavors. I'm sure Zhao Haitang has tried all of yours. If you do this, it will only make Dali feel impatient. If that's the case, why are you courting death?"

Xiang Yu snapped his fingers: "That's right, chasing a girl is all about catering to her preferences. You've lived with Dali for so long, what do you think Dali likes the most?"

"Like... reading? studying? fitness? internship?"

Ziqiao sighed: "Ah, after spending so much time together, you don't even know Dali's hobbies. You are such a failure. No wonder Dali broke up with you."

"you know?"

Zi Qiao said calmly: "I don't know. I'm not pursuing her, so why should I know?"

Seeing that Hu Qiang was speechless, Xiang Yu simply said: "The first step you should take now is to quickly find out what Dali likes. If you don't know this, don't pursue Dali~ Go back and cry~"

Hu Qiang began to shift his attention to studying Dali's preferences.

"I'll ask how the curry sauce tastes? Or ask Teacher Hu? They are the most similar. I can ask Teacher Hu for his opinion~"

"up to you."

Xiang Yu waved his hands impatiently: "If you can't figure it out, I can only give you a bad idea."

Hu Qiang's heart skipped a beat, and he was a little scared. He asked weakly, "What's the worst plan?"

"Haha~"

Xiang Yu sneered: "You'd better not expect to use such a method, otherwise, you and Dali won't even be friends anymore."

Hu Qiang swallowed his saliva and couldn't help being frightened: "Then I'll go talk to Teacher Hu."

"Go~"

(End of this chapter)