The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 755: Pig Apartment
The next day, 3602, living room.

Zhao Haitang asked Curry Sauce: "Please give a brief account of the Battle of Red Cliffs."

"The Battle of Red Cliff (bare-armed)? Was it a war in which a group of men fought with bare arms and no weapons, only fists? If so, there must not be many casualties."

Curry Sauce's explanation turned Zhao Haitang's brain into a mess.

Zhao Haitang smiled and said, "The Battle of Guandu (Observing Belly) was about taking off each other's clothes to see whose belly was bigger?"

"Yes Yes Yes."

Curry Sauce smiled and nodded.

Zhao Haitang yelled loudly: "What the hell! Your Chinese language foundation is not even good enough, it's just like... soy milk!"

Meijia came over from the balcony of 3601 at this time and reminded: "Hey, the word wool is not civilized, you should be more careful."

Zhao Haitang forced the corners of his mouth into a smile.

When Curry Sauce saw this, he immediately started to show off to Zhao Haitang.

This made Zhao Haitang, who had just been frustrated, furious again. He picked up his phone and his fingers swept across the screen like light and shadow.

"If you don't want to tell me, then don't tell me. I will definitely find a way to teach you a lesson!"

Zhao Haitang sent a vicious WeChat message to Curry Sauce.

Curry Sauce took a look and said angrily: "How dare you say that to me? I'm telling you, don't make me angry. When I'm angry, I can do anything!"

Zhao Haitang mocked directly: "Yo~then why don't you solve a few math problems."

"You wait for me!"

Curry Sauce, who was extremely angry, started a war of emoticons on WeChat with Zhao Haitang.

"Ding dong!"

"Ding dong!"

"Ding dong!"

The two of them lowered their heads and sent emojis to each other on their phones, with the notification sounds continuing.

Meijia couldn't help but accuse: "Hey! You actually sent WeChat? This is cheating!"

Zhao Haitang spread his hands and said disapprovingly: "We didn't say it."

Meijia said unreasonably: "But I can't help but guess. If I guess right, the baby will know. Don't you know that mother and child are connected by heart?"

Zhao Haitang, curry sauce: "."

Xiang Yu suddenly said, "Scientific research shows that there is indeed such a thing as a mother-child connection, so when the fetus is in the mother's belly, the mother's vision and hearing will also be transmitted to the fetus."

Zhao Haitang covered his forehead and said, "Brother Xiang Yu, can you please not mention this?"

"Why not?"

Nuolan said unhappily, "Didn't I ask you to change your clothes? Why are you still like this?"

"Isn't it?"

Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce felt depressed.

"cough~"

Xiang Yu coughed and said, "Lanlan, you are here too?"

"The room is too stuffy~ I came out to get some fresh air, and..."

Nuolan was about to say something when Ziqiao came in from the balcony: "Hey, who of you has a QQ membership? I want to download some songs as the background for the live broadcast."

"I have it. I'll send it to QQ right away."

"Zhao Haitang."

Meijia was immediately displeased when she heard this: "Don't think I can't hear you cursing in English. You have to remember that you are an artistic youth and you can't use swear words."

Zhao Haitang was completely confused. How could he be saying swear words when he just said something on QQ?
Xiang Yu winked at Ziqiao vigorously, and Ziqiao finally came back to his senses: "Oh~ Meijia, weren't you discussing the welcome party? Why did you come out?"

"Oh~ I."

Mika was about to speak when she was interrupted again.

Hu Qiang and Dali came back from outside. Hu Qiang said loudly, "Let me tell you, that's what fat people do, but you're so thin, it should be called bone building."

As soon as Hu Qiang finished speaking, Dali saw Meijia and Nuolan were there, and quickly covered his mouth.

Meijia pointed at him, and Nuolan said, "Hu Qiang, didn't you change your clothes?"

"I~"

Hu Qiang asked Xiang Yu for help. Xiang Yu then said, "Hey, Nuolan, didn't Hu Qiang just say that he was working out and just came back, and he hasn't changed yet."

After saying that, he quickly changed the subject: "By the way, what exactly do you want to say?"

"Oh, yes, let me tell you about our plan."

"Wait~"

Nuolan was about to speak when she was interrupted again. Xiang Yu took out two pairs of glasses and handed them to Meijia and Nuolan, saying, "Put on your glasses first."

"What's the use of these glasses?"

Mijia put on the glasses curiously, a little worried that it would be the same average-looking glasses as before.

Xiang Yu explained the function of the glasses to Meijia and Nuolan.
"Although we try very hard to avoid using bad words, you know it's a little difficult and sometimes we forget about it. But with this pair of glasses, even if we forget about it occasionally, the sound will be eliminated by the glasses."

Seeing that Meijia and Nuolan still didn't understand, Xiang Yu gave everyone an example calmly: "The dumplings I bought today have thin skin (glasses make two bibi sounds here) and large fillings."

Nuolan was stunned for a moment and said, "I didn't have any bad ideas originally, but now I feel a little disgusted."

Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "Lanlan, even though there is a recognition bias, it is all for the health of the child."

Zhao Haitang's eyes suddenly lit up, and he asked Curry Sauce, "How do you spell Have?"

Curry Sauce was stunned for a moment and said: "HAV (bibi) E,"

Meijia was surprised and said, "It's amazing. It can even block English."

Nuolan always felt something was wrong, but couldn't figure it out for a while, so she said, "This mute is a bit weird, can it be changed?"

"Of course. It supports multiple silencer word rotations. For example, it can be replaced with a beeping sound."

Xiang Yu said: "Not only that, this pair of glasses can even block out uncivilized dressing."

"Ok?"

Mika glanced at everyone and didn't notice anything wrong.

Xiang Yu continued to explain: "For example, when you watch TV series, some scenes are bloody, and some scenes have people without clothes, which will be blocked. Even the lines of the TV series can be automatically muted."

Curry Sauce complained in a low voice: "What else is there to watch in the TV series?"

Meijia and Nuolan were about to nod, but Xiang Yu said righteously, "This is all for the baby."

Everyone said in unison: "Yes, it's all for the healthy growth of the baby. You two must not take off your glasses."

"Well, everyone, prepare for the welcome party as soon as possible. I'm going to watch the prenatal education animation first."

Zhang Wei smiled and said, "Meijia, don't worry, we will make good preparations and will never do whatever we want just because you are gone."

As a result, Meijia, who had already walked to the door, turned around and asked, "What do you want to do?"

"For what (di di)..."

Zhang Wei realized that "weisuo" and "weizhao" are homophones, so he quickly covered his mouth.

Only then did Meijia leave satisfied.
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In the afternoon, Meijia felt very bored alone.

So Mika lay on the bed with a tablet and watched prenatal education animations.

But no matter how hard Mika tried to concentrate, she just couldn't get into these prenatal education animations.

"How come there is no innovation in prenatal education animations? They are basically cut from the same mold, with little bunnies, little pigs, little cats and so on. There is really nothing new about them."

"Ding……"

The phone suddenly rang.

Meijia discovered that it was a push advertisement for a prenatal education animation.

Look at the name 'Pig Apartment'.

Think about them living in a love apartment.

A lot of associations suddenly emerged in my mind, and I was very curious about this prenatal education animation.

I want to see what the specific content is.

Meijia used her tablet to search for the prenatal education animation "Pig Apartment".

"Looks good, it's you!"

Click to start playing.

It started out as an advertisement.

(End of this chapter)