The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 796 Ziqiao Starts Class

Xiang Yu asked with great interest: "When are you going to appear? Mentor of the boys?"

"Don't be in a hurry. Wait a little longer. I'm suddenly a little interested in these four little ones. Let me get to know them first."

Ziqiao curled his lips and said with a wicked smile: "Besides, now is a godsend opportunity, let them attack Zhao Haitang a few more times in there.

There will definitely be a quarrel then, and the grief and anger of not having a girlfriend on Valentine's Day will be aroused!
Then I'll appear like a savior, and they'll be desperate for unrequited love, and I'll definitely find a cure, and it'll work! Maybe I can even sell a few more boxes of cakes."

Xiang Yu covered his mouth and almost laughed out loud, it was too delicious.

The two continued to listen attentively.

Zhao Haitang was furious: "How dare you mock me! My work has even been published in the school magazine! How could you..."

"If he hadn't been sentenced to be without a wife, who would want to accompany him in this mess?"

Xiao Deng looked disgusted.

Xiao Deng said as if no one was around: "Please be considerate. He came to pick on us because no one confessed their love to him this year."

Zhao Haitang was like a cat whose tail was stepped on. He immediately got angry and retorted, "Nonsense! I confessed my feelings and gave you a gift, but Dali just confiscated it."

"Bah! I'm spending the holidays with you because I'm a president who puts public interests before personal interests, others before myself, and worries before happiness!"

Xiao Deng started beating the rhythm with the maracas again.

"The goddess is being sweet with someone else!"

Xiao Deng: "And you were crying in your bed!"

Xiao Deng: "I can only keep running away!"

Xiao Deng: "How sad~!"

Zhao Haitang: “.”

Xiao Deng said pitifully: "In fact, the president is also quite miserable. He has been pursuing Senior Dali for so long, but got nothing. Anyway, we are both single dogs, why don't we accompany him."

"you shut up!"

Zhao Haitang immediately explained: "We still need to spread happiness and love! We can't be bound by the secular world!"

Xiao Deng swung the maracas again.

“Everyone is happy these two days!”

Xiao Deng: "No one cares about single people here!"

Xiao Deng: "Go help and stuff the dog food in your mouth!"

Xiao Deng: "I want to cry~!"

"Ouch~!!!"

When the four of them sang the sad parts, they couldn't suppress their sad mood and burst into tears.

That was so desolate.

Zi Qiao outside saw that the time was almost right, straightened his clothes, and said, "Here comes the chance! Watch me."

Xiang Yu and Ziqiao, who had been lying dormant outside for a long time, walked in.

Ziqiao walked in with a tasting plate in his arms, chest held high, and asked, "Classmates, do you want to try our black pineapple cake?"

"Why are you here?"

Seeing the two of them, Zhao Haitang couldn't help but feel confused.

Ziqiao explained, "It's business. These two days are the peak of breakups. Many people will overeat after being dumped, and then run here to work out and lose weight. If they know there is a cake that is delicious and won't make you fat, they will definitely make impulse purchases!"

"Brother Yu, you are not here to work out, are you?" Zhao Haitang looked at Xiang Yu in disbelief.

Xiang Yu said calmly: "Of course not! I'm just a passerby, don't care about me."

Xiao Deng suddenly said: "If there is a girl willing to spend the holiday with me, I don't mind being her human sandbag!"

Ziqiao was surprised and said, "To find a girl to celebrate the holiday, you actually need to hurt yourself? Are you so pessimistic?"

Xiao Deng looked sad, "We still don't even have a girlfriend to spend Valentine's Day with us! How can we not be pessimistic?"

"Ouch~~!!!"

Zhao Haitang shouted, "What are you arguing about! We still need to spread happiness and love! Can you please have some backbone?"

Ziqiao curled his lips and said in criticism, "You sound so refreshing and refined, but it's still a singles meeting. How interesting is that?" Zhao Haitang's face looked very ugly. If he didn't have a girlfriend, who would be willing to do this kind of activity on Valentine's Day.

Xiang Yu glanced at the four people, Deng Deng, and said with a smile: "If this continues, you may end up being a couple."

Deng Deng and the other three looked at each other, then immediately moved away from each other and became alert.

Can't! !

Xiao Deng shouted excitedly: "We don't want to be gay! But girls are too hard to chase, they all like tall, rich and handsome guys!"

Xiao Deng: "Short, rich and handsome!"

Xiaodeng: "Tall, rich and ugly!"

Xiao Deng: "Short, rich and ugly!"

Ziqiao waved his index finger and said, "Look for the reasons in yourself. Most girls are not as vain and materialistic as you say."

"Uncle, you are old, can you understand girls nowadays?"

Xiao Deng looked at Lu Ziqiao with a questioning look.

"Humph! When I was making a name for myself in the love world, you guys didn't even know where to play in the mud. You didn't show off your skills, and you thought I was your little ball!"

Ziqiao took a step forward, looked him up and down, lifted Xiao Deng's head with his hand, and said condescendingly: "From your appearance, you know you don't know how to chat with girls. You can only say: Are you there? Good night, drink more water?"

"How did you know?!"

Xiao Deng looked at Ziqiao in surprise, what a god!

Ziqiao smiled contemptuously, walked to Xiaodeng again, sniffed it, and said with certainty: "You can tell at first glance that he is a otaku, he smells like a Gundam model."

Xiao Deng opened his mouth wide, feeling very unbelievable.

"If you want to get a girlfriend, get rid of that weird attitude in you."

Xiao Deng covered his mouth in shock.

"you you"

Xiao Deng looked at Lu Ziqiao stutteringly.

Ziqiao said calmly: "I'm not a girl, why do you stutter when talking to me?"

Xiao Deng was shocked and said, "Oh my god! Where did this great god come from? This is too accurate!"

【Zi Qiao holds the information of the four people named Deng Deng and Deng Deng: I really like this feeling of having a cheat in life.】

After Zi Qiao pretended to be a great god, he returned to Xiang Yu and smiled at him.

Xiang Yu smiled secretly.

"Master, we didn't say anything, how do you know our problem?"

Xiao Deng asked in disbelief.

Zi Qiao said proudly: "Hey, you little noobs, when I was riding my horse, I was so proud of you."

Zhao Haitang panicked when he saw this. If these four people were taken away by Ziqiao, he would really have to spend the holiday alone. He hurriedly stopped them and said, "You are an experienced person, don't lead them astray! We still have club activities to organize."

Zhao Haitang had heard from the seniors of Love Apartment about many of Lu Ziqiao's experiences in picking up girls.

For this purpose, Zhao Haitang even consulted Ziqiao.

However, Ziqiao's tricks were ineffective against Dali. After all, Dali was not one of those ordinary people that Ziqiao dated.

“Old driver?!”

After hearing this, the four of them became even more enthusiastic.

"Driver, please teach me a couple of tricks!"

"Yeah, teach us a couple of moves!"

“We want to get out of being single!”

"I don't want to assist the president!"

Looking at the four people surrounding him, Ziqiao glanced at Zhao Haitang with appreciation.

Xiang Yu always says that Zhao Haitang is a great assist. I didn’t agree with him before, but now I see that it’s true!
What an assist!
(End of this chapter)