Chapter 820
The next day, the gym.
Xiang Yu and Zhang Wei walked in with helpless looks on their faces.
Xiang Yu and Zhang Wei walked in weakly.
Zhang Wei shook the thermos in his hand and looked at the young people sweating on various equipment.
Xiang Yu swung his arms and did warm-up exercises, and said helplessly: "Okay, stop sighing, and get moving. I have to send exercise photos to the two ladies later."
"Don't worry, I'll see if there's anything suitable for me, you practice first."
It was obvious that Zhang Wei wanted to find a place to slack off, but Xiang Yu didn't care. Since he was already here, he might as well practice.
Run!!!
Zhang Wei started wandering around, looking at this and that, but not taking any action.
Thirty minutes later.
Xiang Yu stopped to rest and sent a photo of himself sweating to Nuolan. That's right, Nuolan kicked Xiang Yu out of the house because he was too lazy to lie at home.
Xiang Yu looked around and suddenly found Zhang Wei, who was sneaking around, approaching the treadmill where he had just exercised.
"Hey, it's been half an hour."
"Shhhhhh~"
Zhang Wei was startled, but when he saw it was Xiang Yu, he breathed a sigh of relief and waved towards Xiang Yu.
Then he continued to pretend nothing had happened and moved towards the treadmill that Xiang Yu had just used.
Xiang Yu, who was watching from the side, suddenly saw a familiar figure, Lu Qiao!
The two guys didn't notice each other, and they approached the treadmill quietly in tacit understanding.
Xiang Yu's eyes flashed with sudden enlightenment, and he understood what these two were going to do.
Seeing that no one was paying attention, they both turned around at the same time to take pictures.
As a result, I was hit hard.
"Huh?!"×2
Zi Qiao was stunned and asked blankly: "Zhang Wei? What are you doing here?"
Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, then he calmed down and said helplessly, "I've been lying at home like Ge You recently. Wu Yue asked me to come out and exercise. It just so happened that Nuolan also had the same idea, so I came here with Xiang Yu."
"Xiang Yu is here too?"
Ziqiao looked up when he heard this.
When Xiang Yu saw the two people bumping into each other, he couldn't help but smile, wiping the sweat off his face and walking forward.
"Zi Qiao."
"Hey! Are you sure you two came here together?"
Ziqiao raised his eyebrows. One of them was sweating profusely and his clothes were wet, while the other one was not sweating at all.
Zhang Wei said helplessly: "What can I do? I found that the most suitable exercise for me is to lie down like Ge You in the apartment."
"Ha ha!"
Ziqiao smiled.
Zhang Wei took a picture and said, "I want to take a picture to prove that I came out to exercise. You too?"
"I'm not as boring as you. I'll take a picture and post it on the Little Cake official account."
Ziqiao also started taking pictures without hesitation.
Zhang Wei smiled and said, "I understand. Scientific diet, healthy weight loss, an inspirational photo, and a link to a small cake. This is the usual routine of public accounts. Hey, how many followers does your public account have now?"
"Here."
Ziqiao glanced at the two of them.
Looking at the numbers above, Zhang Wei looked disdainful and said, "This is too little. Come, look at mine."
The two looked at Zhang Wei's phone, and the number of fans on it was 10013.
Zi Qiao's eyes turned and he asked in confusion, "Weren't there only 13 of them yesterday? Are you bringing thousands of troops to meet me?"
"No, did you buy fans?"
Xiang Yu looked at Zhang Wei in surprise.
It's so strange that someone as stingy as Zhang Wei would actually buy fans.
Zhang Wei raised his hand with a smile, indicating that it was no big deal.
"Last night, I was searching online for information when a small advertisement suddenly popped up saying that my computer was infected. I didn't think much of it and clicked on it. As a result, I don't know what I downloaded, but ads kept popping up.
Sometimes a live dealer was dealing cards online, sometimes I was having a good time playing against Zha Zha Hui. I didn’t click on it until I saw an online promotion ad that said I only sold 100 RMB for 10,000 fans, and also gave away a free article praising me. Isn’t that a good deal?”
Xiang Yu helplessly reminded: "This is a scam, you will be labeled by the platform."
Zhang Wei rolled his eyes at Xiang Yu and shouted, "You are a full man who doesn't know the hunger of a hungry man! If I had as many fans as you, I wouldn't buy any fans." Xiang Yu shrugged.
I have a lot of fans, is it my fault?
"Is this reliable?"
Ziqiao was a little moved.
"Reliable! Look, it's already been posted on the community forum."
Zhang Wei opened the Love Apartment forum and handed the phone to Ziqiao.
Ziqiao looked down and frowned, "Lawyer Zhang Wei is handsome, a leader in legal affairs, loves the people like his own children, and provides honest services? What kind of nonsense is this?"
"Hey, look, there's another most popular post here, haha!"
Xiang Yu pointed and couldn't help laughing.
Ziqiao looked over and laughed when he heard that. He handed the phone to Zhang Wei and said, "Zhang Wei, someone hit you in the face."
"Who dares!"
Zhang Wei took it and read it, and was immediately shocked by the title.
"Tell me what I know about Zhang Wei beating a lawyer"
Zhang Wei said angrily: "It's lawyer Zhang Wei, what's the meaning of Zhang Wei hitting the lawyer! He can't even type a word wrong, what kind of education is this! I want to return the product!"
"You dare to hit a lawyer, Zhang Wei, you are going to heaven."
Xiang Yu laughed out loud.
Zi Qiao: “Hehehe~”
Zhang Wei was speechless.
Xiang Yu thought about it and stabbed again, "In fact, you can let me forward your personal business card, so that my fans will follow you, and it doesn't cost any money."
……
Evening, 3601.
Zhang Wei looked hopeless.
"Hahahaha... Zhang Wei beats up the lawyer."
Yifei laughed so hard that she fell backwards.
Meijia laughed and said, "I asked you to buy water army, now you are dumbfounded."
Zhang Wei was furious and said, "I have already asked for a refund. This is too unreliable!"
"You shouldn't do this kind of thing!"
Meijia shook the wool socks she had just knitted and said with a smile, "Look at the little socks I knitted for the baby. Aren't they cute?"
Yifei touched the socks and said with a smile: "You have a good craft."
At this time, Curry Sauce and Zhao Haitang ran in quickly from the balcony.
"Everyone! I have chosen the segments for the dubbing finals this time. I will dub seven people!"
Curry Sauce was all smiles.
Everyone: "????"
Zhao Haitang read the narration: "The old man planted the seeds, and soon they grew gourds of seven colors, calling out to the old man!"
"Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa~."
Curry sauce called various grandpas in different tones.
Everyone was stunned.
Zhang Wei was confused and asked, "How do you tell them apart?"
“We have the same doubts.”
“Every grandpa is different.”
"Wait, there are only 4 tones of a note? Where do 7 come from?"
Zhao Haitang explained with a smile: "I have analyzed it for her! Each time I call her grandpa, I have to call out different characters. The eldest is strong and powerful, the second is smart and clever, and the third is smart."
On the balcony, Xiang Yu interrupted while watering the plants: "So, Calabash Brothers has a female voice?"
"Oh no! The situation is not good!"
Dali hurriedly ran downstairs carrying the computer.
(End of this chapter)
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