Chapter 831 Experiencing Childbirth
3601 living room.

"Yifei said that we should experience the pain of childbirth. I think it's just like that. What do you think? Xiang Yu, do you want to give it a try?"

Ziqiao looked excited.

Xiang Yu raised his eyebrows: "Experience the pain of childbirth? You all agreed?"

"of course."

Zhao Haitang and Zhang Wei both said: "It's better to lose the fight than the battle~"

Hu Qiang hesitated for a moment and said, "It's a little early, but I want to try."

"Then have a good trip. I won't see you off."

Xiang Yu waved his hand and said, "Everyone, I will go to sweep your graves on this day next year. Do you have any last words to say?"

Zi Qiao asked in surprise: "I'm going, Xiang Yu, why aren't you going?"

"What am I going to do?"

Xiang Yu was puzzled: "Why should I experience this thing? I have already decided that when Nuolan's due date arrives, I will stay in the hospital. If there is no bed, I will pay more."

"How cowardly."

Yifei looked at him with disdain. It seemed that Xiang Yu had to go.
Xiang Yu's mouth twitched: "Don't think that I will go just by provoking you~ I'm telling you, I really went today. Sooner or later you will experience it anyway. I'm waiting to see the day when you'll be in excruciating pain."

Yifei shook her head demonstratively and took the lead to go to the hospital. Xiang Yu and others followed behind in a mighty manner, looking like they were going to a fight.
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hospital.

When Yifei brought a few people to a department, she became proud.

Walking in, there was a reclining chair, a screen next to it, and a matching instrument. Yifei said proudly, "It just so happens that there is an event in the hospital today, so I will bring you to experience it and see if you dare to take it lightly. Are you scared?"

On the wall behind were a few large characters: "Experience labor pains, a great challenge for men!"

The five of them smiled with relief.

"What are you afraid of? I'm young and I can handle the pain."

Zhao Haitang looked indifferent.

Hu Qiang showed off his biceps and said, "I'm not afraid of this with my physique."

Ziqiao pointed at himself and sneered, "I've had kidney stones before, so I'm afraid of pain? Funny."

Xiang Yu said disapprovingly: "I don't care about life or death. If you don't agree, just fight. It hurts, right? I'm not afraid."

Zhang Wei had originally looked like he wasn't taking it seriously, but then his expression changed and he admitted, "I'm scared of the pain. When I was a kid, my blood vessels were thin, so I had to get the needles many times. I'm scared of it."

"cut!"

The other four laughed at him.

Excuse!

Zhang Wei didn't feel ashamed at all, and said, "That's how it is. Life keeps throwing pickled peppers at a weak and helpless little chicken claw like me. I've suffered enough. Why should I do something like this to make myself suffer? Why don't you bring Teacher Zeng to experience it?"

"I took him to experience it, and he surprised me."

Yifei looked relaxed.

"Teacher Zeng managed to hold on?"

Everyone looked at each other and looked at Yifei in surprise.

"he"

Zeng Xiaoxian pleaded nervously: Yifei, Yifei, please listen to me, please forgive me, please forgive me, please, help me! Yifei! Yifei.
Zeng Xiaoxian's expression suddenly distorted, and he fainted while twitching in pain.

Yifei was speechless and took out the plug: I haven't turned on the power yet, you fainted earlier, right? 】

After thinking about it, Yifei shrugged and said, "I guess I managed to hold on."

Everyone felt relieved. Teacher Zeng had managed it, so there was no problem. It was just a piece of cake.

Several people subconsciously ignored the meaning of "also count".

Yifei patted Zhang Wei and said with concern: "Since you are so afraid of pain, then..."

When Zhang Wei first heard this, he thought Yifei was going to let him go. Zhang Wei excitedly shook Yifei's hand, ready to switch sides and become Yifei's lackey.

This made Ziqiao and Xiang Yu look disdainful and look down on him.

Zhao Haitang and Hu Qiang looked at each other and snorted.

"Then I'll let you off the hook. You're the first one."

Yifei pushed Zhang Wei to lie on the reclining chair of the instrument, and the doctor next to him began to stick electrodes on Zhang Wei's stomach. "What is this?"

The emotion in Zhang Wei's heart had long disappeared, replaced by a look of nervousness.

The doctor explained: "The electrode pads. The childbirth experience machine uses weak electric current to stimulate muscle contraction, simulating the pain during childbirth. The pain is graded from level one to level ten. Remember, stop when it doesn't work, and don't dare to pull out the electrode pads with your hands."

"Oh, I understand." Zhang Wei kept it in mind.

"Wait a moment."

Ziqiao quickly stopped the doctor: "Such good material must be broadcast live."

Ziqiao named the room something gimmicky like "Live Broadcast of Men Giving Birth" and then opened the live broadcast room.
Soon I saw someone coming in and said, “Hello, everyone, now we are going to start live broadcasting a man giving birth to a child to see how painful it is for a woman to give birth.

Guess how many levels this friend can hold on to? Guess and you’ll get a small surprise.”

"The experience begins, level one."

The doctor flipped the switch.

"Ouch~~"

Zhang Wei suddenly screamed loudly.

Everyone was shocked. Is level one so powerful?

"You're such a dramatic actor, this is only level one!"

Yifei covered her ears, waited for Zhang Wei to stop screaming, then slapped Zhang Wei in annoyance.

Zhang Wei said with an embarrassed look on his face: "Well, it's okay, a bit like the feeling of a mosquito bite, itchy."

"Level 2."

The doctor adjusts the secondary current.

Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and tried not to scream.

Zhang Wei's face twitched: "This, this, it's like Aunt Rong is giving me a small injection."

"It seems that this friend is a little timid. Let's give him some gifts to encourage him."

Ziqiao did not forget to ask for gifts in the live broadcast room, and the doctor did not stop and continued: "The next is level three, which is like a girl's mild menstrual pain."

Barrage in the live broadcast room:

Father Jia: Ahahaha!

Xiao Ba: It’s so embarrassing. It’s not okay to be so low.

Quack: This person is very funny.

Chrysanthemum Monster: It’s obviously acting, it’s so fake.

Good uncle: 23333333.

"Ah~"

Zhang Wei's face twisted, and he grimaced in pain. Yifei asked with a sly smile, "How does it feel?"

"It's so uncomfortable. It's not easy for girls. Who can give me hot water~"

Zhang Wei put aside his dignity as a man, grabbed Hu Yifei's hand, and begged for mercy: "Yifei, I can't stand it anymore, please forgive me, it hurts too much."

"Alright, alright."

Seeing Zhang Wei give up so quickly, Yifei said in a bored tone: "Let you go~next one."

Xiang Yu said speechlessly: "It's just that Wu Yue has time difference abroad, otherwise I really want to video chat with her when you are like this."

Zhang Wei immediately begged, "Brother, please forgive me."

Soon, Zhang Wei came down and was replaced by the calm and composed Zhao Haitang.

Chief Pig Farming Officer: That’s ridiculous.

Taking an ant for a walk: Love it.

Shuai Bicheng: I hope this one will be more powerful.

The cute leader of the Beggars’ Sect: Are you changing people so soon?

Ziqiao introduced: "The one experiencing this now is a young man. He is a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers. Guess how many levels this young man can reach?"

(End of this chapter)

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